Anarchy - April 26th, 2005 - The Coliseum from Nashville, Tennessee

"The Night That Bullshit Stops"

The cameras take us inside a VCW board room.  In there we see almost
every VCW star from Peter Vance to Miss Katy.  Only notable absence
is that of the VCW title holders The American Outlaws.  We see Mr.
Ross walk in with Ms. Russo, Richard Crawford and Matt Danger.  Mr.
Ross approaches the podium.

Mr. Ross: Okay, I want all of you to listen up.  VCW is not a zoo. 
We do not keep animals here.  I will not have you treat my vision
that way.  I demand respect.  AND DAMMIT, I'M GONNA GET IT!  Tonight,
ANARCHY IS LIVE FROM THE COLISEUM IN NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE.  And you
will not, and I REPEAT WILL NOT fight, unless you are scheduled to be
in a match.  NOW DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

Sinister jumps up

Sinister: Okay all those in favor of telling Ross to go fuck himself
and swinging on the person next to you say I.

Everyone raises their hands

Superstars together: I
Sinister: Okay then, FUCK EACH OTHER UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

Then every superstar in the room starts knocking the shit out of each
other, we see guys being thrown onto tables, tables are breaking.  We
see a lot of the girls with chairs and they are knocking the shit out
of each other.  This scene is quite in fact "Anarchy."  The camera
focuses in on Mr. Ross who is obviously pissed…

Mr. Ross: DAMMIT, SON OF A BITCH, WELCOME TO ANARCHY!!!
Rebecca: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for
Can't take much more
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Push me again
This is the end
Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear
Let the bodies hit the floor

We see and hear the LOUD Pyrotechnics that have gone off and the
camera pans the screaming audience as Anarchy is under way

Adam: WELCOME TO VCW ANARCHY, WE ARE LIVE FROM THE COLISEUM I
NASHVILLE, TENNESSE.  I am Adam Cayle, and sitting beside me is my
broadcast partner Triple B, "Beautiful" Bradley Brookes
Bradley: AHH YES, the final Anarchy before our BLOCKBUSTER pay-per
View, Hell's Highway.
Adam: Well it looks like Mr. Ross is not having a good night thus far.
Bradley: Well he doesn't want his wrestlers injuring themselves
before the biggest pay-per view of the year.
Adam: Well we have no run sheet, but we do know that a few OWA
wrestlers are in the house tonight.
Bradley: EHHH, I hate those three letters

Then we hear...

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

Then we see Fredrick Ainsworth, Ash Adams, Geoff Adams, and Sandy
Anderson wearing cowboy hats, all four come out to a LOUD Chorus of
BOOS.

Adam: OH well look who it is.
Bradley: Stand up Adam, do you know who this is?
Adam: Yes I do, it's Mr. Jerkass himself.
Bradley: That's a fine athlete right there Adam.
Adam: Be that as it may, I wonder what is Mr. Ross gonna do about the
Main Event for Hell's Highway.
Bradley: Simple, he's gonna make it Freddy vs. Jason
Adam: Oh brother

The A-Team make their way into the ring.  Ainsworth gets the mic.

Adam: I wish he'd just cram it where the sun don't shi...
Bradley: SHHHHHH! Adam, Ainsworth is about to speak.
Ainsworth: Nashville, Tennessee huh?  Guys are we in the middle of
Jerkass Central?

The fans BOO

Ainsworth: I mean take a look at yourselves.  You still wear cowboy
hats for Jesussakes, what are you 9 years old?
Adam: Look who's talking
Ainsworth: Take off the silly hats, you look ridiculous.  I look in
this audience and I swear I see over 60,000 Jim Ross wannabes.

Fans boo even LOUDER

"AINSWORTH SUCKS, AINSWORTH SUCKS, AINSWORTH SUCKS, AINSWORTH
SUCKS..."

Ash: NO, NASHVILLE SUCKS. You queers think you Rule ass, you don't
rule ass.  The only way you'd ever rule any ass is if you dropped
the "N" on Nashville.
Sandy: Well, wouldn't that make it Ashville?
Ash: Exactly

The A-Team all laugh, the fans boo the shit out of them, and many
have started throwing things into the ring.

Bradley: ASHVILLE, HAHA, I Like it.
Adam: Oh give me a break.
Geoff: Listen up you corn fed pieces of trash.  The A-Team is in the
building, and if you don't like it, we'll come out there and slap the
red off of your necks.

The booing is off the fucking meter now.

Sandy: Don't these guys listen to Country music or something?
Ainsworth: Yeah.
Sandy: I FUCKING HATE Country music, I hate anyone who listens to
it.  How can you listen to that somber shit?  "Oh my girlfriend left
me, I'm gonna get drunk"  Fuck that shit.
Ash: Didn't Johnny Cash used to live here?

Fans erupt from the name "Johnny Cash"

"JOHNNY, JOHNNY, JOHNNY, JOHNNY, JOHNNY, JOHNNY..."

Adam: THE MAN IN BLACK!!!
Sandy: Oh really?  Isn't he dead?
Geoff: yep
Sandy: GOOD, death to all BULLSHIT music

The fans are RABID now, and they start hurling loads of trash in the
ring.

Adam: How insensitive.
Geoff: And let's not talk about those Titans.
Ash: Please let's not go there, HA.
Sandy: Last time they were in a SuperBowl, Dawg was still liking
women.
The Crowd: OH SHIT!
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Some fans have a good laugh at that one but the majority still boo
The A-Team.

Ainsworth: Calm down on the Dawg Jokes a little Sandy
Sandy: Sorry, force of habit.
Ainsworth: But anyway, I want all of you Jerkasses to listen closely
to what I'm about to say.  Hell's Highway is in 4 days and you are
looking at your new World Champion and the next World Tag Champions. 
The A-Team will leave Clemson with all the gold.  And you know why.
Ash/Geoff/Sandy: WHY?
Ainsworth: Because just like Nashville, Tennessee to our competition
we are better than you and WE FUCKING KNOW IT!

"Down with the sickness" hits again as the A-Team drops their mics to
the loudest boos heard thus far.

Adam: Disgusting
Bradley: You may be looking at your new champions Adam.
Adam: Damn, I hope not.

Inside of a lunch room in the Coliseum we see VCW wrestlers Jesus and
Jessica Vargas, Michael Smith, Raymond Roma, Matthew Reign, Jayson
Terror, Duff Wilson, Kel Hoffman, Nancy, Sharon Grace, Shannon Wayne,
Shelly Law, Frankie Carpenter, Chico Deville, Johnny Vegas, and Mr.
Mexicano.  They are all sitting around and talking.  When all of a
sudden we hear…

"LISTEN ALL YOU FATHER-FUCKERS"

Everyone turns around to look and they all laugh their asses off as
the camera points to the ground we see a man wearing some Union Bay
long jeaned shorts and the camera points up even more and we see a
Tommy Hilfiger yellow striped T-shirt.  The camera points up even
further and we see "The Main Event" Jason Snow with some ridiculous
looking glasses, the fans TEAR THE ROOF OFF OF THE BUILDING

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Jessica: You look ridiculous dude, or should I say DAWG.

Everyone laughs.  We hear Adam and Bradley completely CRACK up from
the laughter. The fans are all enjoying this as well.

Hawg: You are all GAY, you Fucking Fritters. 
Raymond: Who are you?
Hawg: The name is... HAWG!

Everyone in the lunch room is rolling on the floors.  The fans as
well as Bradley are dying from laughter.

Bradley: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAWG! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hawg: You don't know who I am.  I run that organization that is run
by animals.
Bradley: Huh?
Everyone in the lunch room: HUH?
Hawg: Oh, you didn't know?  We have a Dog as a co-owner, the other co-
owner is a fish, and HELL, we even had a Raven as commissioner.

Everyone starts bursting out in laughter again.

Bradley: HAHA, hey it's true.
Adam: It damned sure is.

Hawg: I can't believe you Fritters don't know who I am.  I Made Jason
Snow a star.  You know I put the belt on him... Even though he didn't
ask me too, but still I did it.  If it wasn't for me, people wouldn't
BE CHANTING... HIS NAME, LIKE THE GREAT FUCKING PERFORMER THAT HE
IS.  IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, THEY WOULDN'T BE CHANTING "JASON, JASON,
JASON...

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Hawg: Even though I don't write his material, or tell him what to
say... Even though I... Damn, now that I think about it, how did I
make him a star?  Let's see, he writes his own material, he has all
those witty catch phrases...
Nancy: Like what... Hawg?

Everyone starts laughing, Jason points at her...

Hawg: First of all...
The Crowd: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Nancy: I'm Nan...
Hawg: WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN AND HAVE A NICE CUP OF...
The Crowd: SHUT... THE... FUCK... UPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Everyone except Nancy has a laugh at this.

Nancy: That's not nice, Jase.
Hawg: I told you fritter, my name is HAWG.  I wish I were Jason
Snow.  You know he and I are both the same age, but already he is
more successful than I am, he has more money than I do, he is more
well known than I am, and his wife is more beautiful than any girl I
could ever hope to be with.

Jason hang his head.  The audience lets out a collective "AWWWWWWWW!"

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS CLASSIC ADAM, CLASSIC I TELL YA!
Adam: there's only one Jason Snow.

Sharon walks over to Jason and puts her arm around him

Sharon: AWW, Poor baby, momma will make it all better.

Everyone starts laughing again.

Hawg: YOU DAMNED FRITTERS, Where the hell is Bitchstal at?

Then Star walks in dressed like Krystal.

Bitchstal: What up Boss?  You need me to do something for you?  Do
you need your ass kissed?  Need you nipples pinched?

The audience as well as the lunch room and Adam and Bradley all start
falling out of their seats from the laughter.  Hell, Jason and Star
can't even keep a straight face.

Hawg: EWWWWWW! No, You're a girl, I don't like girls.  If anyone is
gonna pinch my nipples it will be Slappy Balls.  And where the hell
is he anyway?

Then the Big Nasty shows up dressed like Sack n balls.  Everyone is
about to pass out from the laughter as Nasty looks so ridiculous.

Hawg: DAMMIT Slappy where the hell were you?
Slappy: I was helping David get into his Marine outfit.
Hawg: Oh shit Gay-rrison is here?
Bitchstal: Yes he is, you didn't see him earlier.
Hawg: No, No I didn't ya fritter.
Bitchstal: Hey Cookie...
Hawg: Star, K doesn't say Cookie.
Bitchstal: Force of habit, Dayum talk about being OOC

Everyone laughs

Bitchstal: But anyway what is up with you and that fritter word?
Hawg: I don't kn...

Then we see Max Power come in wearing an EXTREMELY tight Marine
jumpsuit. And everyone is on the floor by now from the laughter.

Gay-rrison: What? What are you all looking at?

Then Max makes a wrong move and his jump suit rips

Gay-rrison: AWW MAN, I gotta change

Then Max runs out of the room and everyone is trying to pick
themselves up off of the floor from laughing.

Bradley: *trying to compose himself* OH JESUS, I LOVE VCW!

Hawg: DAVID GAY-RRISON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Then we hear the sound of ice cream bells.

Shelly: ICE CREAM!

Then we see Danny and Chad on some tri-cycles ringing the bell like
they are reviving up some crotch rockets.  And everyone is back on
the floor holding their sides from the laughter.

Bitchstal: Hey Hawg, it's Cryanator and Bitchatron.
Bradley: HAHA, CRYANATOR AND BITCHATRON.
Adam: I tell you, those American Outlaws are something else.
Bitchatron (Danny):  Hey look who we brought in.

Then walking though the doors we see...

KIPPER
JOHANNSON

The fans all go FUCKING NUTZ

Kipper: Hey guys.
Hawg: OH SHIT, Star look who it is.

The Outlaws all walk over and give Kip hugs and pounds.

Kipper: looks like the Outlaws are having a party.
Hawg: FUCKS YEAH!  So we are missing some one aren't we?


Then we hear simultaneous voices...

"HELL YEAH"

Then the camera turns around and we see Katya and Sassy.  Fans all
cheer for these two lovely ladies

Sassy: Oh HELL No, You guys are dressing like Dawg's Crew?
Katya: SHHHHHH! They are called Cry-sis now.
Sassy: Oh yeah, I forgot. Hehe, but no fair, how come I didn't get to
be anybody?
Katya: Yeah I wanted to be Slappy Balls, I fucking hate that goof.
Hawg: Look fritters, you two are GAY.
Katya: Did he say gay?
Sassy: HA you just gave me an idea.

Then we see Sassy run out of the door.

Kipper: What was that all about?
Katya: I don't know.
Hawg: Weird girl, very, very weird girl.

Inside of Mr. Ross' office we see Donna Berwick, Edgar Hyde, Byron
Ackerley, and Clifford Burns.

Mr. Ross: Okay, we have a match between Sinister and Stevie Bong.  I
am not sanctioning this match.  So which one of you want it?
Edgar: I'm not touching that match.
Byron: Me neither
Clifford: Don't look at me.
Mr. Ross: Okay Donna what about you?
Donna: I don't want that match, but I do want a match tonight if you
guys don't mind.
Mr. Ross: I'm Listening.
Donna: Wanna make history Mr. Ross?
Mr. Ross: Sure I do, you know how I'm a sucker for that.
Donna: Okay imagine this, for the first time EVER in history, we have
an all Woman main event.

Fans cheer LOUDLY for that idea.

Mr. Ross: I like it, I like it, go on.
Donna: for the VCW World Television title, Star vs. Jerri Katz with
your referee Donna… Berwick…
Mr. Ross: Oh and we can have Jayne Wilson as the Time Keeper. 
Perfect, I'll set it up.  LET'S WORK PEOPLE!

Then all of the refs exit as Mr. Ross has a smile on his face.

Mr. Ross: Let's make history.
Adam: I KNOW STEVIE IS IN THE HOUSE,  I KNOW SINISTER IS HERE,
HOPEFULLY WE WILL SEE THAT CONFRONTATION AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK…

$$Commercial Break$$

--- Early Monday Morning ---

Cameras switch to see Matt Danger holds a mic.....

Matt : Well fans, I had made an announcement a couple
weeks back about the band "PAIN IN LIFE", and about
them playing at the Anarchy event....well due to
problems with booking, PAIN IN LIFE had to cancel. So
I am out on the road looking for a new band to play at
the event....

--- moments later ---

Matt Danger is sitting at the 3 Rivers Music Festival
sound check and sees
bands playing and he noticed the band "Crossfade"
playing..... He walks up the lead singer and asks
them if they want to perform at VCW Anarchy event at
the Colonial
Center on May 3rd.

The lead singer says yes and shake hands with Matt
Danger

Matt : Crossfade on May 3rd will perform their hit
single "So Far Away" LIVE On Showtime from the USC
Colonial Center in Columbia, South Carolina...my
hometown...

Cameras fade out with "So Far Away" by Crossfade
playing in the background..


We go back inside Mr. Ross' office and we see him talking to Fredrick
Ainsworth and Peter Vance.

Ainsworth: Tell him Ross, tell him I'm the number one contender. 
Tell him that I'm better than him and YOU know it.  TELL HIM!
Peter: Yeah right, you better than me.  You couldn't beat me on your
best day and me on my worse.

Then Peter and Ainsworth start arguing a little more, as Mr. Ross
grows impatient.

Mr. Ross: guys… guys… GUYS!

Peter and Ainsworth stop arguing and look at Mr. Ross.

Mr. Ross: Okay, now that have your attention.  *Exhales hard* I
thought long and hard on this.

Then we see Ms. Russo walk into the room and the guys just totally
LOSE IT.

Ms. Russo: Hmmmmm, Long and Hard just how I like it.

Then we see Mr. Ross' mouth drop.  Ainsworth and Vance turn around

Ainsworth: Hey Ross, are you gonna handle that?
Mr. Ross: Business before Pleasure Ainsworth.
Ainsworth: Good, because you'd be a JerkASS if you didn't handle that.
Mr. Ross: LOOK, Okay the main event for this Saturday's Hell's
Highway will be "The Main Event" Jason Snow *fans cheer LOUDLY* vs.
Fredrick Ainsworth *Fans boo LOUDLY*

Ainsworth Celebrates

Ainsworth: HAHA, Jerkass I'm better than you and I know it.
Mr. Ross: vs. Peter Vance in a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!

The fans damn near BLOW THE ROOF OFF OF THE PLACE!

Ainsworth: WHAT!  I HAVE TO BE IN THE RING WITH THIS JERKASS AGAIN?

Peter smiles at Ainsworth

Peter: See ya Saturday Freddy.
Adam: HA, WELL HOW ABOUT THAT ANNOUNCEMENT BRADLEY?
Bradley: I CAN'T WAIT FOR HELL'S HIGHWAY!
Adam: CLEMSON HERE WE COME!

Then we hear a meowing cat, and it purrs as a couple
guitar chords sound...

"It's... be... cause... of... these drugs I do! That
make me do the things.... I doooo!"

"These Drugs" by D-12 plays, and green smoke engulfs
the ramp. And out comes Stevie Bong with a mic in hand.

Bradley: How does this guy get an entrance?
Adam:  I have no idea.  Well I'm guessing he's come to call Sinister
out for the comments he made in Bossier City this weekend.  Let's
take you back to what happened.

VCW---House show--- April 21 - Bossier City, Louisiana; CenturyTel
Center     

Stevie: TO ALL MY STONER-ITES IN
BOH-SEE-AY CIT-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... ARE Y'ALL BLAZIN'
IT UP IN THIS MUTHA FUCKA OR WHAT?

The fans are rowdy as a motherfucker...

Stevie: Now, if y'all don't already know it, I am
"Smokin'" Stevie Bong, and on March 3rd, 1981, Mama
and Papa Bong had a son. And they called him Stevie.
And he was born... RIGHT HERE, IN BOSSIER... FUCKIN...
CITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

By now, the ovation is UNREAL, even the Outlaws didn't
get this reaction when they came out...

Stevie: You see, despite moving to Illinois after high
school, I always consider myself to be a Louisiana
native first. *more cheers*

Adam: What the fuck is he, a cheap pop merchant?
Bradley: Damn right.

Stevie: And I try and visit this great town of Bossier
City whenever I can. And I'm so pleased that since
becoming a professional wrestler, that I have had the
opportunity to come to this great state...

The fans ovation is deafening!

Stevie: ...and perform for you guys. Now you can say a
lot about fans from certain cities being the best
wrestling fans in the world. Well, I've been to
Baltimore, I've been to Philadelphia, I've been to
Chicago, to St. Louis, to Charlotte, to Pittsburgh, to
Seattle, Los Angeles, Orlando, you name the city,
chances are, I've been there in my wrestling career.
But never in the 4 years I've been doing this... have
I ever had a better reaction, in my opinion, than that
I get from the Louisiana fans.

The fans by now are applauding BIG time, and chanting
for "Stevie!" like nothing else...

Stevie: But enough of my appreciation speech, I have a
couple of words for a particular couple in VCW.

Fans chant "Bonnie & Clyde" as if they have an idea as
to who Stevie is talking about...

Stevie: No, not those two. Jase and Star are cool.
However, Sassy... girl, you might piss Cherry off a
little with you dropping your belt. So if you can, you
might want to come to Ames, Iowa this Friday. Not as
an Outlaw, but as a Popper, you feel me?

Fans cheer big time, and "Sassy!" chants begin...

Stevie: Anyway folks, the two people I want to talk
to... well, to the Stoner-ites operating the
UltraTron, fire up that footage from earlier on...

[Earlier On]

Then we hear "Sour Times Live" by Portishead and we
see Sinister and
Mistress come through the crowd.

Adam: Great, first we had to deal with those assholes
who just left
the ring.
Bradley: Who The Perpetrators?
Adam: Yes, now we have to listen to this asshole.
Bradley: I like him. He made a great impact on
Anarchy.
Adam: He dropped a girl on her head.
Bradley: Yes I know.

Sinister and Mistress both slide into the ring and
both get mics.

Sinister: Bossier City, huh? FUCK BOSSIER CITY.

The fans boo the shit out of Sinister

Sinister: This has got to be the worst city in
Louisiana. I'll tell
you this much, Bossier City ain't New Orleans. You
guys are nothing
more than a bunch of in-bred pieces of SHIT! I hate
anyone that comes
from Bossier City.

Fans boo even LOUDER at that comment. They start up
the "ASSHOLE,
ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE..." chant

Sinister: You're thoughts about me are like toilet
paper. Because I
WIPE MY ASS WITH WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME!

fans boo even LOUDER
[/Earlier On]

Stevie by now, has a little bit of a pissed off look
on his face, and the fans boo BIG TIME...

Stevie: Sinister! I got problem with your girl... but
I got a SERIOUS FUCKING PROBLEM WITH YOU!

You think that Bossier City is an inbred piece of shit
town, huh? Well I am NOT feeling that, asscheese.

In fact *imitates Sinister in a goofy way* YOUR
thoughts on Bossier City are like toilet paper. And
here, we got 12,000 of my fellow Stoner-ites WHO WIPE
THEIR ASSES ON WHAT YOU THINK!

The fans are totally going nuts...

Stevie: If anything, YOUR hometown, wherever the fuck
it is, is probably the worst piece of shit town ever,
because hell, you need to diss MY birthplace to feel
big, huh!

Well little man, how about a little challenge. You
take on me, one-on-one, you choose any stipulation.
Now, we can have this fight on Anarchy, or we can have
it on Chaos. The choice is yours, but whether it be in
Nashville, Tennessee, or Carbondale, Illinois, which
is just a five hour drive from my current residence of
Peoria... *great cheers* but Sinus-turd or whatever
your name is, I'm gonna WEED my way through you, SMOKE
your punk ass out, and you'll wonder just one thing as
you leave the ring the loser...

"DAMN! I MUST HAVE BEEN ON DRUGS TO DISS HIS
BIRTHPLACE!"

The place is shaking with the frenzied cheers...

Stevie: And Sinister... just one more thing before I
leave...

The fans go wild, as they anticipate Stevie's next
sentence...

Stevie: YOU... CAN... BLAAAAAAAAZE... THAT... SHIT...
RIGHT... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!

[LATER]

Then we hear a loud EXPLOSION COME FROM OUTSIDE

Mr. Ross, Ms. Russo, Richard, and Matt all run outside, we see the
security van of JFF has been demolished... We see Stevie's car has
been totalled, and we see the OWA National title belt is laying on
the ground. Mr. Ross looks up and sees a Monster Truck, and a
Construction Crane. JFF falls out of the security truck, bleeding
from everywhere.

Mr. Ross: FUCK, someone call him an ambulance.

Then we see Stevie fall out of his car, all fucked up.

Mr. Ross: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?

The doors to the monster truck open up, and the doors to the
construction crane open up and we see stepping out of both vehicles is

SINISTER AND MISTRESS

Sinister walks over to a prone Stevie and picks him up and give him
his "Final Sin" right on the concrete

Adam: DAMN, HE MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK!

Then Mistress walks over to him and she gives him another "Final Sin"

Bradley: SHE'S VICIOUS! I think tonight was the wrong night for the
OWA to pull that shit they pulled.

Sinister walks over to JFF and he smiles to himself. He picks up the
OWA National Title and he drapes it over his shoulders. But then
Sinister sees Albatross. Sinister walks over to Albatross

Sinister: You wanted an impact, you got an impact. Here's
your "official" FTOWA title

Sinister gives Albatross a belt. Albatross nods to Sinister who nods
back, then out of nowhere Sinister is hit from behind and it's Curt
Benjamin, Sinister and Curt start fighting unitl Mistress joins in on
the beatdown. Sinister and Mistress both grab Curt and give him the
double final sin.

Sinister: I want you to pay close attention to what I do to Stevie
bitchcakes on Tuesday, because at Hell's Highway, BITCH... THAT...
WILL... BE... YOUR... FATE!

Sinister spits on Curt then exits.

-------------------BACK TO ANARCHY-----------------------------------

Bradley: WOW, that Sinister meant business.
Adam: He sure damn did.  But it looks like Stevie means a little
business himself.

Stevie stands in the middle of the ring and he has the microphone

Stevie: SINISTER! Get your two-bit ass the fuck out here, so I can
WEED YOU OUT AND SMOKE YOU UP!

The lights go out.  Then we hear "Sour Times Live" by Portishead. 

Bradley: That's Sour Times, we know who that is.
Adam: As I stated earlier he was here.

Then the lights come back on and we see Sinister and Mistress sitting
in the front row. 

Bradley: HOW DID THEY GET THOSE GREAT SEATS?

Stevie turns around and he sees Sinister and Mistress, he slides
under the ring rope and runs to the outside.  Sinister is smiling as
Stevie leaps over the guard railing.  Stevie lands right on Sinister
and he starts working Sinister over with some hard rights. 

Adam: AND STEVIE IS ALL BUSINESS!

Sinister pushes Stevie off of him, Sinister gets up to a vertical
base.  Stevie attempts a spear, but as Stevie was launching himself
he is nailed in the face with a VICIOUS chair shot from Mistress. 

Bradley: The Jerkass factored out Mistress.
Adam: Not a wise move at all.

Sinister picks Stevie up and rams his head into the guard railing. 
Sinister then picks Stevie up and Belly-to-Belly suplexes him over
the guard railing onto the ring side floor. 

Bradley: WOW WHAT A MOVE!

Stevie manages to pick himself up.  Sinister jumps onto the guard
railing and nails Stevie with a missile dropkick. 

Adam: Great balance for a man of his size.

Sinister goes to pick Stevie, but is nailed with a nut shot.  Fans
boo a little at that cheap shot by Stevie. 
Bradley: I've said it once, I'll say it again.  That's the great
equalizer

Stevie jumps onto the apron, and he nails Sinister with a shooting
star press.  He picks Sinister up and he rolls him into the ring. 
But before Stevie could get into the ring he is assaulted by some
SICK ASSED CHAIR SHOTS from…

ALBATROSS
AND
MISTRESS

Albatross is dragging Melvin Ackerman with him,  He takes Melvin over
to the time keepers table and has Melvin ring the bell. 

Bradley: The bell just rung, does that make this an official match?
Adam: No Bradley
Bradley: Just asking

Stevie gets up and he is nailed with a MEAN con-chair-to from
Albatross and Mistress.  Albatross nails Stevie with the
switchblade.  Mistress picks Stevie up and gives him his "Final Sin",
Albatross then picks Stevie up and hits him with a "Double Shot." 

Adam: OH MY LORD, How can Stevie survive an array of moves like that.
Bradley: Next time he'll keep his mouth shut.

Sinister is laying in the corner (like Raven) and smiling at all of
this. 

Adam: And look at him, smiling at all of the carnage.

As a matter of fact Sinister is laughing his ass off.  Mistress
tosses Stevie into the ring.  Sinister points to Mistress, and
signals for her to look under the ring. 

Bradley: What is she looking for?
Adam: Whatever it is, it can't be good.

Mistress goes under the ring and she pulls out a stop sign and hands
it to Sinister.  Sinister then takes the sign and WHAM, he bends it
around Stevie's head.  Sinister then picks Stevie up, who is bleeding
from the forehead, face, and nose and he tosses him into the ropes
and upon Stevie returning he is caught with a swinging diamond
cutter.  Sinister picks up Stevie again, this time he kicks Stevie in
the nuts and drops him in the double arm DDT.  Sinister now has a
serious smile on his face as he knows the end is near. 

Adam: Look at that devious, DEVIOUS smile on his face.

Mistress tosses him a chair into the ring.  He catches it and CRASH,
he nails Stevie with it.  Stevie is out on his feet, as Mistress
enters the ring.  Sinister places the chair in the middle of the
ring, he sends Stevie into the ropes, when Stevie comes back,
Mistress hits the drop toe hold just as Sinister is doing the X-
Factor.  SMASH, Stevie's face breaks that chair. 

Adam: MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

Sinister then picks Stevie up and sets him up in DDT position,
Sinister then gives Stevie his "Final Sin."  Sinister covers Stevie. 
Albatross enters the ring and makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THREE

Fans give a mixed reaction as "Sour Times live" plays over the PA. 
Mistress grabs Charles and forces him to announce the winner.

Charles: AND THE WINNER OF THIS BOUT IS... SINISTER!
Adam: SHE FORCED HIM TO SAY THAT!
Bradley: and she'd force you to say it too.

Fans start to boo.  Sinister, Albatross, and Mistress get back into
the ring and start to work over Stevie a little more.  Sinister is
stomping away on him, Mistress has taken what's left of that chair
and started smacking him in the face.  Albatross has locked Stevie in
the Scorpion Death Lock.  Stevie is completely out, but all of a
sudden we hear.


(some bag pipes, then some hip-hop music, then we hear some rapping)

[Everlast]
Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin
I came to win, battle me that's a sin
I won't ever slack up, punk you better back up
Try and play the role and yo the whole crew'll act up
Get up, stand up (c'mon!) c'mon throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling, jump across the ceiling
Muggs lifts a funk flow, someone's talking junk
Yo I bust him in the eye, and then I'll take the punk's hoe
Feelin, funkin, amps in the trunk and I got more rhymes
than there's cops at a Dunkin' Donuts shop
Sho' nuff, I got props
From the kids on the Hill plus my mom and my pops
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seat and jump around!

Jump around! (3X)
Jump up, jump up and get down!
Jump! (17X)

Curt Benjamin comes running down to the ring with a metal baseball
bat in hand.  Sinister, Mistress, and Albatross all think better of
the situation and they all exit the ring and go into the crowd. 

Adam: CURT BENJAMIN IS HERE, AND LOOK AT THE THREE OF THEM RUNNING
LIKE ROACHES WHEN THE LIGHTS COME ON!

Sinister looks up at Curt then we see him mouth "Saturday."  Curt
gets a mic.

Curt: SINISTER, YOU PUNK ASSED BIZNITCH!  I CAME HERE TO FIGHT! 
THESE PEOPLE IN NASHVILLE, TENNESSE CAME TO SEE A FIGHT.
Adam: yeah, HELL YEAH, COME GET YOU SOME BIG MAN!

Behind Curt Stevie starts to stir, Curt turns around and
CRAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKK!! He nails Stevie with that baseball bat. 
Curt then picks Stevie up and "JUMPS HIS ASS IN."  Then Curt looks at
Sinister and points to him, then he points to Stevie.  Curt then
backs up and gives Sinister the middle finger as the fans all cheer
for Curt.  We hear "Jump Around" play once again as Sinister exits
through the crowd, and Curt exits through the ring and to the back.

Backstage we see someone limping down the hallway.  And then all of a
sudden we see Blake E. Ross come from around the corner talking on
his cell phone and he bumps into the person who is limping.

Blake: Oh… my… Jesus.  *to the person on cell* I'll call you back. 
Who the hell are you supposed to be?

Then the camera switches back around and we see Sassy Lassy dressed
up like Fenton.
We hear laughter EXPLODE all over the arena.

Bent-on: Hey you're Blake right, you're Ross' son right?
Blake: Yeah…
Bent-on: Have you seen my boss?  He's probably MAD at me, because I'm
a little late on his ass kissing sessions.
Blake: O…kay
Bent-on:  If you see my Boss Hawg, *thinks to herself* Boss Hog, HAHA.

Fans ERUPT in laughter.

Bradley: BOSS HOG, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  I tell you Sassy fits in with The
Outlaws SO well.
Adam: That she does Triple-B, that she does.

Bent-on: ANYWAY, Blakey, If you happen to see my Boss, you tell my
Boss that Bent-on is looking for him.
Bradley: BENT-ON, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SOUNDS JUST LIKE THAT ASS MONKEY ON
THAT OTHER SHOW!
Bent-on: You make sure you tell him that Blakey.
Blake: Okay, whatever you say.

Then we see Sassy limp off of the camera, Blake laughs to himself and
shakes his head.

Blake: Dad, you are a fucking genius.

We see Mr. Ross back in his office and he is looking at his phone and
he is pissed, we hear a very familiar voice…

Dawg: WHAT'S THE FUCKING DEAL FRITTER?  WHY IS J-HO SAYING THE THINGS
SHE'S SAYING?
Mr. Ross: FIRST OF ALL CANNON, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?  YOU
BETTER CHECK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TONE BOY!
The fans: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Mr. Ross: Just remember who's court the ball is in.
Dawg: I'm just saying, She's probably got the whole VCW locker room
riled up and no one is gonna want  to merge with us.
Mr. Ross: Can you blame them?  You handle business like a BITCH!
The Fans: OH SHIT!
Dawg: What do you mean?
JFF: This is gonna be good

Fans boo when hearing JFF voice.

Mr. Ross: WELL SHIT, YOU FUCKING FRUIT MONKEY!  Someone says
something you don't like, here comes Crisis with the glass panes. 
And if it ain't Crisis, for some strange reason out comes the CPS. 
You have a lot of insecurities with you.  What's the matter, you
can't take criticism?  You can criticize, but you can't take
Criticism.  You can dish the shit but you cant take it.  Jeremy you
are SO FULL OF BULLSHIT!!

Fans cheer as Mr. Ross is giving Dawg a verbal ass whooping.

Mr. Ross: AND VCW IS WHERE…
The Fans/Mr. Ross: THE BULLSHIT STOPS!
Mr. Ross: I think you owe a lot of people who are currently here a
MAJOR public apology.   None of my talent except for maybe Ainsworth
will be on OWA television until you do.  So you best take that
segment you do "The Man in Blew" or something like that, and do a
little ass kissing, and if you don't know how to do it, JFF is on the
phone maybe he can teach you a little something something according
to Jess.
Dawg: I've Never…
Mr. Ross: CAN THE SHIT CANNON!  This merger will help YOU GUYS out
WAY more than it will help us.  You can't beat us, so you're best bet
is to join us.
Dawg: So what about the merger…
Mr. Ross: As of right now, FUCK a merger.  We want you to convince us
that this will work.  Convince us that we can TRUST YOU.  Come to
Atlanta, Georgia, but don't come as JFF and Dawg.  Come as Boby and
Jeremy, and speak to our VCW fans and our VCW talent and FUCKING
CONVINCE US!
JFF: Are you coming to Chaos?
Mr. Ross: Why the hell would I do that?

The he hangs up.

The fans: ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS…

Right then Matt Danger, Rena Danger, and Miss Jessica all come
walking in.

Matt: So what are we gonna do?
Mr. Ross: I don't know
Rena: I don't want to work with those two ever again.
Miss Jessica: I don't even know them, but I don't like them.
Mr. Ross: I want to hear what the talent has to say.  So let's wait
until the house show this week. Agree?
Matt/Rena/ Jessica: Agreed!
Adam: I for one can tell you that I don't trust those bastards.
Bradley: If I never saw those letters OWA ever again, I'd be happy.

We then see Jessica Lohan laughing backstage with The Female Fight
Club, and the fans all cheer.

Bradley: WHOO HOO, it's J-LO.  She is SO SEXY Adam.  I'd jump in the
bed with her in a heart beat.
Adam: What if she changed her name to Olivia Whitney Ashton?
Bradley: Don't fuck up my wet dreams Adam.
Adam: Well J-Lo has been the subject of much controversy after last
week's house show.
Bradley: Let's show them why.

VCW---House show--- April 21 - Bossier City, Louisiana; CenturyTel
Center     

The lights dim in the arena as the music begins. Suddenly blue and
white pyros go off as J.T. Struts into the arena, she shakes the
hand of a few fans and kisses one adolesent on the forehead. Climbing
the stairs, she latches her arms on the top rope and flips over it,
the music dims to a quiet as she steps into the center of the ring
and puts a
microphone to her lips.

J.T.: Hello Bossier City, Louisiana!!!!

*the crowd cheers*

J.T.: I am so happy to recieve such a warm welcome. I'm J.T.. I come
from the the forests of Hartford, Maine, and believe me, wrestling
there is hardcore. I'd like to thank Sassy Lassy for getting me into
this buisness, love ya girl!

*crowd cheers loudly*

J.T.: Well I'm gonna cut to the chase. I'm here to challenge Jessica
Lohan. I say her full name so that I'm not tempted to call her J-Ho.
Now where I'm from, it's customary to give a gift to someone new you
meet, so here.

*pulls out a tube of Preparation H*

J.T.: I saw your match two weeks ago and I thought you might need
this, and
this.

*pulls out a tube of Vagisil*

J.T.: Because I could smell you all the way from Maine.

*crowd laughs as J.T. Holds up the tubes in one hand*

J.T.: Awww. Did I make you upset? Did I make the wittle Ho cry? Well
do yourself a favor, cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and
GET OVER IT!!!

Then we hear...

[Chorus: Eminem]
This kind of music, use it, and you get amped to do shit
Whenever you hear some shit and you can't refuse it
It's just some shit, for these kids, to trash they rooms with
Just refuse whenever they asked to do shit
The type of shit that you don't have to ask who produced it
You just know - that's the new shit
The type of shit that causes mass confusion
and drastic movement of people actin stupid

then we see Jessica Lohan and the Female Fight Club appear at the
ramp way. J-Lo is standing the middle with the microphone.

J-Lo: I don't know who you are, or what the hell you are doing here,
but BITCH, VCW is MY HOUSE!!

The fans all cheer.

J-Lo: To quote my brother-in-law. First of all...
The Crowd: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
JT: I'm...
J-Lo: AHHHHH, BITCH IT AIN'T IMPORTANT!

The fans get a pretty good laugh out of that one.

Adam: Man, we've had people all over trying to make impacts tonight.
Bradley: But if you call out J-Lo, you get what you asked for.
J-Lo: You know what I'm having a hard time trying to figure out
something KD.
KD: What's that?
J-Lo: Why is this MAN standing in the middle of my ring calling me
out?
KD: Maybe HE needs to get his ass whipped by a few females.
J-Lo: I mean seriously, why did you call me out? Do you need
something to Jerk To? I frankly think you are a Joke Toots, and Bambi
here thinks you're Just Talk.

Fans get a little laugh out of this. Bradley is dying laugh at this.

Bradley: BRILLIANT, did you see what she just did Adam.
Adam: yes I did, I'm not that all impressed.
J-Lo: Somebody call my boy Ainsworth, I didn't know it was Jerkass
Time.

The FFC are all falling over themselves laughing at Jess' jokes. The
fans are amused also.

J-Lo: But no seriously Bossier City, I came out here for a few
reasons. One was to shut that Heman BITCH up in that ring. And two
was to tell you that the FFC IS HERE TO...
The Crowd: BLOW... YOUR... MIND...
J-Lo: and the third thing was to address a couple of bitches that
have been whinning since, those Obvious Whinning Assholes has been
bitching and crying ever since my brother-in-law and my big Sis and
all of my friends have left that organization. Instead of being
polite and wishing us the best of luck here in VCW, they want to
slander our names. That's not good for business. You would think
that all of the great things we've done over there would have been
appreciated, but NOPE! These guys act like The Outlaws didn't have
the best set in the business, these guys try to act like I didn't out
heel Dawg during the OWA/VCW feud. The diffence between Dawg and I
is, I just play an Asshole on TV. This guy is an asshole in real
life, which is why he consistantly has women trouble. No woman wants
to be with a man who cries and bitches more than they do. Then he
goes around telling anyone who will listen "I fucked J-Lo",
Seriously, can you image a woman like myself with a man like him.
Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself? And now we have JFF
out here talking shit... Seriously, do you really want a feud with
VCW again? And yes Bossier City, J-Lo did bring her revolver with
her. And Dawg you see Jackie Tough-tits in the ring.

The camera focuses on JT

J-Lo: She has bigger balls than you will ever have. You are the most
immature adult I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. Grow the
fuck up. You are nothing more than a 14 year old, trapped in the
body of a grown man. What's next, you touching little boys?
The Crowd: HOLY SHIT
Adam: HOT DAMN, AND I BET HER REVOLVER AIN'T OUT OF BULLETS YET.
J-Lo: and one more thing before I turn my focus back to TJ in the
ring. Change your promos up guy. I mean how many times must we sit
through the same shit week after week. Oh it's Dawg's Crew OOPS, Cry-
sis, and look they have glanes panes. What are they gonna do with
them? It's so fucking redundant, it's quite pityful. And JFF grow a
pair of nuts and stand up like a man, and stop kissing everybody's
ass. I'm gonna start calling you ASSLIPS, because your lips stay
firmly entrenched on everyone's ass. Both of you are the opposites
of Smart Donkeys, get it, DUMB ASSES!

The audience all has a laugh at that one.

J-Lo: and just so you don't go calling Ross, or hounding Jason with
dumb assed questions. This is so much more than a shoot, this is so
much more than OOC, this is fucking personal. Oh and JFF, about me
reigniting an old feud at MSG, FOR-FUCKING-GET ABOUT IT. That shit
ended when I put the bitch on the shelf. And I for one proclaim,
that any OWA talent that shows up at another VCW show uninvited, will
get dealt with, REAL quick. Come on VCW this is OUR HOUSE. We
shouldn't let any outsiders come into OUR house and throw their
weight around.
Adam: She's got a DAMNED good point.
J-Lo: I'm done on that subject. NOW...

The fans stop J-Lo before she could finish

The Fans: J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO...

J-Lo smiles and waves to the audience

J-Lo: Thank you, but I do believe there is still a matter at hand.
Since JT called me out, I do believe that it's time to SMACK MY BITCH
UP!

The Female Fight Club heads to the ring and JT looks around but she
is ready to fight. Then out of nowhere comes The Heartbreakers,
Amber, and Krissy come out of the crowd and the fight is on. The
fans all cheer for these 9 girls getting it on. J-Lo and Amy are
going at it hard. JT just looks on.

Adam: AND THE HEARTBREAKERS HAVE COME TO GET THEM SOME!

Just then Doug Pryor and the security team has come out to pull the
girls apart. All 9 girls have been dragged off kicking and punching
at each other. And the fans love every moment of it.


----------------------Back to Anarchy--------------------------------

The fans in the Coliseum are GOING BEYOND APESHIT, as we were treated
to that house show footage.

Adam: J-Lo, from all of us here in VCW.  I tip my hat off to you.

Then we see Ms. Russo walking down a hallway and she bumps into
Jason, who is still dressed like Dawg, and the FANS GO BEYOND MONKEY
NUTZ

The Crowd: JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…
Rebecca: Jase, glad I found you.  I need to talk to you.
Hawg: You are so GAY!
Rebecca: Excuse me.
Hawg: Sorry, still in character.  What's up?
Rebecca: Mr. Ross wanted me to ask you if you are still down for what
we all discussed?
Hawg: Sure why not?  Let's have a little fun at Hell's Highway.
Bradley: What is he talking about Adam?
Adam: I reckon that I haven't a clue.
Rebecca: Cool, very cool.  I will tell him that Hell's Highway will
be off the hinges.
Hawg: Off the hinges?
Rebecca: What, you not hip to the slang?
Hawg: Uh, yeah I am.  You know I'm not a white boy?   I just play one
on TV.

Every fan in the arena TOTALLY LOSES IT with laughter.

Rebecca: * trying to compose her laughter* You are something else
Jason.
Hawg: Now, Becky, let me ask you a question.
Rebecca: Sure shoot…
Hawg: Do you really want me to do that?
Rebecca: Please leave the revolver in it's holster.  But anyway the
question
Hawg: Do you like dancing?
Rebecca: Of course, what girl doesn't.
Hawg: Well then, LET'S DO THE CHA-CHA BITCH!

Jason and Ms. Russo dance the Cha-Cha a little.  Every fan in the
building are getting a GREAT laugh out of this.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHA, Look at this Adam.  Jason has got to be the
funniest man on the planet.
Adam: I agree with you there, that is talent, anyone can insult
someone, but it takes actually TALENT to make people laugh.

Ms. Russo stops.

Rebecca: Hey wait a minute, aren't you from Salem.
Hawg: Gay-lem actually, but it's still the same place.
Rebecca: Well, there's only 3 things that come out of Salem.
Hawg: and what's that?
Rebecca: Fags, Queers, and Retards.
Hawg: Hold up, aren't fags and queers the same thi…

Then Ms. Russo walks off leaving Jason looking stupid and the
audience laughing HARD AS HELL.  Adam and Bradley are dying laughing.

Then we see Victoria Cadwell standing backstage with a microphone
pacing as "bodies" hits.

Adam: There's Victoria Cadwell and she has a "Special" interview with
two OWA Superstars...
Bradley: MEH
Adam: All that and the main event, when we come back.

$$Commercial Break$$

We see someone walking down a highway as "Heart-shaped box" by
Nirvana starts up.
We hear a voice

"Many have traveled down this road, not many have come back"

The camera switches around to see Nemesis is walking down the highway

Nemesis: I plan on making it back, I feel sorry for anyone who
travels down this path with me. They may not be so lucky.

The camera switches back to see the highway on fire, we hear Nemesis
laugh a little.

Nemesis: They may not be so lucky.

Then we hear an announcer's voice

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We then see a gang of people fighting on the highway that's on fire
and Nemesis charges in the middle of it.*

Backstage Victoria has Brianator and Smythatron and the fans are livid

Victoria: Okay, what is the beef with you guys and The American
Outlaws?
Brian: Well they dissed the OWA
Victoria: No they didn't, they have a problem with the Owners, not
the talent.
Smith: Well they dissed Dawg, and you don't diss Dawg
Victoria: Because he is your boss
Brian: He's not our boss, we do what we please.
Victoria: Right, which is why you're always around him, and whenever
someone says anything bad about him, you're always there to "beat"
some one up.

Then we see Skid Row walk past, the fans cheer

Brian: hey, HEY, what are you doing here?  Chaos is tomorrow, you
belong in Carbondale.
Skid: Don't you ever, EVER in your FUCKING LIFE tell me where I
belong.  I'll kick your ass from one end of this building to the
other.
Smith: Now you look here...

Then WHAM, The Revos are taken out with HUGE glass panes, and behind
them we see...

THE
MAIN
EVENT
JASON
SNOW

AND

THE
BIG
NASTY

Jason: get `em up BIG MAN, get `em up.

Nasty picks both guys up as we see Jason, and Skid follow Nasty
outside of the Coliseum.  Jason walks past Deffstar and Jerrone

Deffstar: Hey Jase, where you going with those Playa Hatas
Jason: Got a little ass to kick
Jerrone: Cool man, do you want us to come along
Jason: Nope we're good

We then see Jason hop into a Blue '05 Chevy Colorado.  Nasty tosses
The Revos in the back, and Skid hops into the passenger seat.  We see
the back is full of weapons.  Jason drives the truck into the
building, meanwhile in the back we see Nasty beating up on both Brian
and Smithy.

Adam: THE MAIN EVENT AND THE BIG NASTY HAVE COME TO TAKE CARE OF
BUSINESS!

Then we hear...

[Intro]
Heads up! Heads up!
Here's another one!
And a - and another one
OOHHHHHHHH!!!

[Chorus]
Yeek yeek woop woop!! Why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)
Yeek yeek woop woop!! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move I'll take ya down
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)

As Jason drives that Pick-up into the arena every fan IS ON THEIR
FUCKING FEET.

"OUTLAWS RULE, OUTLAWS RULE, OUTLAWS RULE, OUTLAWS RULE..."

Adam: LISTEN TO THIS CAPACITY CROWD!
Bradley: THEY LOVE THESE OUTLAWS

Jason drives all the way down to ring side.  Jason gets out and
snatches Smithy out from the back of the truck.  Jason grabs a 2x4,
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK, he breaks the damn thing over Smithy's head.

Adam: HOT DAMN, DID YOU SEE THAT?
Bradley: I sure as hell did.  Glad I retired from wrestling, haha.

Nasty picks up Brian and WHAM, a Nasty Conclusion onto the hood of
the pick up, putting a serious Brianator sized dent in it.  Nasty
then goes into his pocket and pulls out a...

Bradley: A SANDWICH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA, HE HAS A SANDWICH.

Nasty then stuffs it into Brianator's mouth.

Meanwhile Skid Row is in the ring having beer after beer. 

Bradley: HAHA, look at Skid, he's drunk off his ass.

Jason picks Smithy up and tosses him over the guard railing.  A fan
gets up and gives Jason his chair.

Jason: HAVE A SEAT BITCH     

Jason smacks that chair over Smithy's head not ONCE, not TWICE, not
THRICE, but FOUR times.

Adam: 4 chair shots from HELL.

Someone tosses Jason a can of Jasonade, Jason cracks it open and
starts downing it.  Jason then takes the can and crushes it on the
forehead of Smythatron.

Adam: I guess you can say this ade's for you.
Bradley: HAHA

Jason tosses Smithy back over the guard railing, Nasty has taken
Brianator up on his shoulder and WHOOOOM, he lawn darts him head
first into the windshield as glass shatters everywhere.

Adam: DAMN
Bradley: SUCKS TO BE HIM.

Jason and Nasty toss both Revos into the ring, Skid looks at Melvin
Ackerman and points at him.  Melvin rings the bell.

<< V >> VCW  North American Tag Team Championship Match
<< C >> "The Main Event" Jason Snow 
<< W >> and Big Nasty vs. The Revolutionists

Bradley: Okay the bell just rung, is THIS an official match?
Adam: I don't know.
Bradley: Do you know anything?

Jason Snow and Big Nasty at the same time give Brianator and
Smythatron quite a few knife hand chops as the fans begin to count
the amount of times that they hit The Revolutionists. Brianator and
Smythatron look like they are in a bunch of pain as they fall to
their asses.

Adam: Ouch! You can hear the impact of those hits from the top seats
in this stadium!
Bradley: Yay! Imagine how it feels to be the recipient of those knife
hand chops...

Jason and Big Nasty pick up Brianator and Smythatron banging their
heads together and then simultaneously throw them into the ropes and
hitting them with the damnest clothesline from hell imaginable. Jason
stays in the ring with Brianator as Smythatron rolls over to the side
of the ring and Big Nasty takes his place in the corner.
Jason picks up Brianator by the neck and nailing a huge spinning neck
breaker on Brianator. He then picks Brianator up again and applies a
standing head scissors on Brianator and grabs him by the waist. Jason
lifts up Brianator so that he is sitting on Jason's shoulders and
then drops Brianator down back first on the mat. 

Adam: Power bomb, folks. We all know what that means!
Bradley: Yay, expect to see 2 more of those HUGE Powerbombs coming
from Jason. It's not over here folks!

He continues to hold onto this position and does this same move 2
more times and Brianator looks like he is out like a light.

Adam: It looks like Brianator is down for the count, but I don't
think Jason Snow is done here.
Bradley: He's got a score to settle with Crisis and with the OWA.
Expect to see some huge impact here!

Jason goes over to Big Nasty and tags him in as Brianator rolls off
to the side of the ring and Smythatron gets into the ring. Big Nasty
catches Smythatron at the corner of the ring and begins to stomp the
hell out of Smythatron. Big Nasty waits for Smythatron to get up in
a "come get it" stance. He stalks Smythatron and when he finally does
get up he lands a boot in the face knocking him back down again. 

Adam: My God! The impact that this guy hits his opponents at. He is a
force to be reckoned with!
Bradley: Yes! With comments that Crisis has been making on OWA and
VCW, no wonder why they are just whooping ass on them.

Big Nasty climbs the turnbuckle up to the top rope and waits for
Smythatron to get up. When he does, Big Nasty flies off of the top
rope and hits him with a HUGE body splash as the ring makes a noise
from so much weight landing on it with such force. Smythatron isn't
moving. 

Adam: Holy Shit! I am surprised that the ring withstood that much
pressure.

Smythatron is lying on his stomach in the middle of the ring and Big
Nasty walks over to him and sits on his back and puts Smythatron's
arms on his legs. Big Nasty then links his arms under Smythatron's
chin and pulls back making Smythatron scream immensely. 

Adam: Camel Clutch! Big Nasty has the Camel Clutch on Smythatron!

Skid stands by waiting to see if Smythatron taps out. Smythatron
looks like he is fading and fading fast! By this time Brianator
climbs under the rope and breaks Big Nasty's hold with a drop kick
trying to sweep Big Nasty's legs from under him. Brianator then grabs
Big Nasty and tries to pull off a DDT on Big Nasty but Big Nasty
counters with his own DDT. It is quite clear that Big Nasty is over
powering both men. Brianator and Smythatron team up with one another
and tries to do a double Russian leg sweep on Big Nasty and even that
doesn't take the big man down. 

Bradley: Big Nasty is still standing. This guy is strong!

Big Nasty is visibly pissed off! He grabs both men by their throats
and pulls off the HUGEST double choke slams ever witnessed by anyone
and both men are down for the count. 

Adam: Holy Shit! I am surprised if anyone could get up after taking
that force.

Big Nasty isn't done with them yet. Jason Snow comes into the ring to
help decimate both men as they both grab the Revolutionists by their
waist and lifting them off the mat and pivoting 180 degrees slamming
their backs into the mat hard and landing on top of them and the
crowd goes absolutely wild!

Adam: Double belly to belly suplexes from the Outlaws! 

Jason Snow and Big Nasty don't stop at just one belly to belly
suplex. They still have their arms wrapped around Brianator and
Smythatron's waists as they both get up, lift them up off the mat and
pivoting 180 degrees and slamming their backs into the mat as they
land on top of them again and the crowd is going berserk. You can
hear the crowd shouting, "2".

Bradley: I think that they are going for 3 belly to belly suplexes,
folks!
Jason and Big Nasty getting rallied up by the crowd's chants and
their arms still being wrapped around Brianator and Smythatron's
waists lift them up one last time, pivoting them 180 degrees and
slamming their backs into the mat one last time as they both land on
top of Brianator and Smythatron even harder then the last time and it
looks like these boys are out. But Jason and Big Nasty don't stop
their. 

Adam: It is quite obvious that they want to make an example out of
Brianator and Smythatron for Dawg and the rest of the OWA clan that
want to talk badly about The Outlaws!

Jason tells Big Nasty to get a table from under the ring and he does
just that. Big Nasty slides the table underneath the ropes and then
rolls into the ring after it. He sets the table up in one of the
corner's in the ring and then goes over to Smythatron and picks him
up. You can see blood coming out of Smythatron's mouth already. Big
Nasty then sets up Smythatron for a HUGE Powerslam and everyone in
the arena is in awe by this man's physical prowess.

Bradley: Wow! It take much effort for Big Nasty to throw Smythatron
into the table breaking it!

Jason then picks up Brianator and sets him up for the Spicolli Driver
as the fans go absolutely nutz. Jason then picks up Brianator and
sets him up for a super samba suplex but when he does Brianator tries
to counter. Brianator tries to get Jason in a front face lock to set
up getting into a snap suplex but his counter fails as Jason over
powers Brianator and gets the super samba suplex on him anyway.
The fans are on their feet now and going absolutely insane. Big Nasty
rolls Smythatron in the middle of the ring and looks over at Jason.
Jason nods back to Big Nasty. Both Jason and Big Nasty pick up
Brianator and Smythatron. Big Nasty bends over Smythatron and Jason
applies a standing head scissors to Brainator. They both grab
Brianator and Smythatron by their waists. 
Jason and Big Nasty lift up Brianator and Smythatron so that they are
sitting on Jason and Big Nasty's shoulders facing the opposite
direction. They then drop Brianator and Smythatron on their back
first and the impact makes them flip over and end up face first. 

Adam: Holy shit! It's double "Main Event Powerbombs!" 

Bradley: That was beautiful. It's all over folks!
Jason and Big Nasty cover Brianator and Smythatron. Skid makes the
count
1...
crowd: 2...
crowd: 3...
The bell rings!

Skid grabs the microphone

Skid: YOUR WINNERS AND STILL THE BEAT ASS CHAMPIONS OF THE
WOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "THE BIG NASTY"
AND "THE MAIN EVENT" JASON SNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

The fans all come to their feet

"OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS..."

Adam: NOW TALK SHIT BITCHES!
Bradley: Uh Adam, they can't hear you.
Adam: Whatever!

Back inside of Mr. Ross' office we see Ms. Russo walk in…

Rebecca: Mr. Ross, you have a guest.

Mr. Ross looks up and we see…

ZABRIA
TAYLOR

Fans give her a mixed reaction.

Adam: They sure aren't giving those OWA guys a great reception
tonight.
Mr. Ross: Zabria, nice to see you.  To what do I owe the pleasure of
this visit?
Zabria: Mr. Ross, I came for my money.
Mr. Ross: Money?
Zabria: Yeah…  Remember the bounty on Elektra's mask?
Mr. Ross: OH RIGHT!  I completely forgot about that.  Talk about
a "dropped angle."

Fans all laugh.

Zabria: *laughs a little* So Ross, my money, come on JERK… IT… OUT!

Ross looks over Zabria's shoulders.

Mr. Ross:  Crawford, Richard Crawford, come here for a second.

Richard Crawford comes into Mr. Ross' office

Richard: You wanted to see me Mr. Ross?
Mr. Ross: Yes, yes I did *Mr. Ross has a smile on his face*  Why
don't you take Zabria here and give her her REWARD for bringing me
Elektra's mask.
Richard: Her REWARD, I think I got cha.  *putting his arm around
Zabria*  Come on Zabria, it's right in my office.

Richard leaves with Zabria, Mr. Ross and Ms. Russo both look at each
other and smile.

Mr. Ross: DON'T SO ANYTHING THAT I WOULDN'T DO!

Mr. Ross laughs

Rebecca: and what wouldn't you do.

Ms. Russo looks into the camera and smiles.

Backstage, Victoria Caldwell is standing by with "The Female Enigma"
Jerri Katz, and surprisingly, there is a fairly positive reaction for
the
OWA superstar...

Victoria: Jerri, welcome to Anarchy.
Jerri: *interrupts* Welcome? WELCOME? Don't give me "Welcome" you
Vida
Guerra looking ho!

The boos are UBER INTENSE, and Victoria is in shock!

Jerri: I don't think I've been made to be "WELCOME" in this zoo
called
Nashville, Tennessee. *more boos* I don't think so. These morons
certainly lay out the welcome mat for "Mom".

The fans go crazy, and chant "STAR! STAR!"...

Adam: Did she just call Star...
Bradley: Holy moly, she DID!

Jerri: And "Mom"... *mock crying* stop stealing my thunder! Not fair!
You got the VCW TV belt... I got the "Lame Event" Gay-son Blow
as "Dad"
*the fans are TOTALLY in shock at what was just said!*, aw well, you
can't have it all!

Bradley: Jeesus!
Adam: That wasn't a revolver! That was a shotgun!

Victoria: Jerri... I understand you have an obvious grievance with
Star. After all, she left the OWA Women's Title for that female Under-
Faker
to win from you, huh? But leave off Jase for goodness sakes! He's
done
nothing to you, although you deserve to get a "Grade A Beatdown" from
the VCW champ!

The fans cheer Victoria's moxy, standing up to Jerri...

Jerri: Look, Vicky, *through gritted teeth* DON'T PISS ME OFF ANY
FURTHER THAN WHAT THAT CUNT JFF AND THAT DICK DAWG HAVE! *calms a
little*
You know, "Mom" was right. Dawg is a dick. JFF isn't an ass, but he's
a
cunt... maybe they SHOULD stick one into another.

A giant chorus of boos begins...

Jerri: And now onto Joss. Bitch, I will fuck you up worse than what
those two Obviously Whining AssFUCKS running the show on the other
pissant
fed, have done this industry. And to the "other fed", admit it little
boys! YOU SUCK AT THIS, BITCHES!

Huge boos ensue...

Adam: Wow! This VCW crowd didn't like that... and that was an anti-
OWA
comment!
Bradley: They just hate Jerri. Period.

Victoria: You know, Jerri... this interview was a mistake...
Jerri: No it wasn't. You see, I have somewhat of a proposition for
another VCW female. And her name just so happens to be Jessica Lohan,
the
REAL J-LO!

The fans actually CHEER for Jess!

Jerri: Jess... I want to do a little... business with you. You see,
we
both have a common enemy in that two-bit SHITTSBURGH Penguinfucker,
JFF. *THE BIGGEST BOOS OF THE NIGHT BY FAR!* The very presence of
that
piece of shit in this BUSINESS makes me want to fucking puke. Every
night,
I pray that Joke Fuck Face is struck by lightning, or brutally
murdered. THAT is beyond OOC. This is REAL hatred, Jess. Every day, I
look at
that ball-less scumbag and I say to myself: "There is no justice in
the
world..."

The fans are totally against Jerri, and chants of "YOU FUCKED UP! YOU
FUCKED UP!" in description to The Female Enigma's state of mind start
up...

Jerri: And I understand you don't want to re-ignite this feud with
some
fucking 19 year old Canuck with a bad boob job. And I don't give a
rats
ass if your brother-in-law's friend is banging her in her wheelchair,
or NOT! The bottom line is Jess... I took out both her friends, and
Sassy was smart, she bailed from that group of pussy poppers or
whatever
their fake ass names were...
So... together, we can take out all the bitch ass hoes that deserve
it.
And if that dumb Canuck dares to come back on EITHER OWA or VCW TV,
rest assured that ONE of us will be after her skank ass.

More boos ensue...

Jerri: You see Jess. That's where you and me have something in
common.
Both of us don't take any shit from hoes. JFF, Sloppy Pail, etc,
etc...
I might be OWA, but when I win the Women's Title on Chaos, then rest
assured, I'm coming to the next VCW house show, and putting that belt
on
the desk of Mr. Albert Ross.

By now, the VCW fans in Nashville are SO TOTALLY ANTI-JERRI, it is
unreal! We cut to the crowd, where people are starting riots!

Jerri: ARE ALL YOU NASHVILLE ZOO ANIMALS ON DRUGS?!? Vicky, I DO NOT
GET THIS! I denounce the man that is single handedly bringing down
this
very INDUSTRY, and that is JFF, NOT Vince McMahon, smartass! I
propose
an alliance with one of the best female athletes in VCW history, and
these supposed VCW fans boo... ME!
Victoria: Well Jerri, I don't know what to say!
Jerri: I say stick that mic where a million men have been before!
*chants of OH SHIT!* I'm out of here.

Jerri leaves, totally pissed off...

Victoria: What a bitch! I'm no fan of the OWA, but that was harsh,
even
for THEM! But then again... NAH, screw `em.

We see Star leaving the American Outlaw dressing room with her VCW TV
title around her waist.

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Adam: OUR MAIN EVENT STAR VS. JERRI IS NEXT FOLKS, but hold on.  We
are going back to Mr. Ross' office for some reason.
Bradley: YEAH IT'S THE BOSS

We see Mr. Ross sitting at his desk, we hear his door open.   Mr.
Ross looks up

Mr. Ross: So… did you take care of that business that I asked you to?

Then a big trash bag drops on Mr. Ross' desk.  Mr. Ross smiles

Mr. Ross: Thank you

The Camera switches around to show Bino B and The Perpetrators.

Bino: You're Welcome.
Mr. Ross: You wanted to make a HUGE impact?  You just did.

Mr. Ross and The Perpetrators start laughing.

Bradley:  What the hell is in that bag.

Ms. Russo walks in.

Rebecca: What's so funny?
Mr. Ross: Becky, get Rage, Kaos, Cerebral Assassin, David Young,
David Ahrens, Nightmare, Phantasm, Donk Tyler, Dice Morgan, Brian
Hartman, Byson Brutal, and Albatross in the board room.  I want to
see all of them.

Bradley: What's in that bag Adam?
Adam: I don't know Bradley…

"Bodies" hits.

Adam: BUT WE WILL HAVE TO FIND OUT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK.


$$Commercial Break$$

We see Mr. Ross in his office

Mr. Ross: VCW

We see Richard Crawford in his office

Richard: VCW

We then see Matt Danger in his office

Matt: VCW

We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.

J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

We then hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!


We see Rage, Kaos, Cerebral Assassin, David Young, David Ahrens,
Nightmare, Phantasm, Donk Tyler, Dice Morgan, Brian Hartman, Byson
Brutal, and Albatross in the board room.

Mr. Ross: Okay, I have called you all into the board room, for one
reason, and one reason only.  At Hell's Highway, we are debuting a
new title, and it is called the "Iron Man" title.  NO, it doesn't
mean that if you win this belt you will be competing in Iron Man
matches.  But this belt WILL be decided in a fifteen minute match,
first one to get a pin fall or submission will be the Iron Man
champion and HE will be the one that you other 11 will have to beat. 
The holder of this belt after the 15-Minute time limit is up will be
crowned THE NEW IRON MAN CHAMPION.

Everyone applauds


Mr. Ross: OH, did I mention that this belt has that 24/7 rule?

Everyone around the room stares at each other

Mr. Ross: So this means that even after you win this belt, you're…
not… safe.  You must be an IRON MAN to hold this belt.
Albatross: Well, can we see that belt?

Mr. Ross smiles then he goes into the bag and pulls out that OWA
National Title that Albatross swiped at the house show with "VCW"
spray painted on it.

Everyone laughs.

Mr. Ross: Now before Dawg and JFF throw a bitch fit, I have already
sent them a brand new National Title.  So now I trust that when I
leave this room, you guys won't do any fighting, right?
Rage: Sure thing Mr. Ross.

Everyone nods.  Mr. Ross takes the belt and leaves.  Albatross ducks
his head out of the door and waits for about 10 seconds.

Albatross: Okay, he's gone…
David Ahrens: LET'S RUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!!

All 12 guys get up and start fighting as the crowd cheers.  We see
David Young get thrown though a board room table.  David Ahrens
tosses Dice Morgan onto the stage area where Mr. Ross was, and they
start fist fighting.  We then see Byson, Albatross, Rage, and Kaos
jump on the near 600 lbs. Brian Hartman.  The crowd is cheering every
moment of this.

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW…"


We hear "Heart-Shaped Box" by Nirvana play as the camera focuses in
on the Anarchy booth where Adam and Bradley are sitting.

Adam: What a Pay Per View we have for you this Saturday folks.
Bradley: Yes, Hell's Highway is gonna be the most excitement you've
ever had in 3 hours, and that even includes SEX.
Adam: I've just heard that every superstar in the back has already
proclaimed to steal the show, and a lot of us in production have our
money riding on our favorites.
Bradley: Who do you have your money on Adam?
Adam: I have to go with "The Main Event" Jason Snow, the man can
perform.
Bradley: and so can his old lady.
Adam: But Folks, here's the run down for Hell's Highway

----------------------------VCW World Teelevision title----------------
--------------------------

Adam: For the VCW World Television title, Our TV Champ Star must
overturn a blast from her past in Hamato Saki if she wants to retain
her title

-------------------------------Grudge Maatch---------------------------
----------------------------

Bradley: In a grudge match, we have Mack "The Monster" Taylor vs.
Mark Sanders, will Mack make Mark tap out, or will Mark use the
Twister on his road to victory?

----------------------------------- Goldden ticket Ladder match--------
---------------------------

Adam: Who will get the golden ticket and face the VCW Women's
Champion twice, will it be "Sexy" Sarah Twilight, Masta Suzie, Miss
Katy, Amy Starr, Christie, Christine Messier, Roxanne, Dy-Nasty,
Maria Johnson or Jayne Johnson?

------------------------------------------Grudge Match-----------------
------------------------------

Bradley: Who will come out on top in this fight,  Sinister or Curt
Benjamin?

----------------------------------------------VCW Woman's title match--
-------------------------

Adam: in a deadly Playhouse match, who will walk away the VCW Woman's
Champion, will it be Sassy Lassy, Mistress, B.B., Jesse Vance-Young,
Ms. Kim, or Saundra Gates?

----------------------------------Hell'ss Highway Match----------------
----------------------------

Bradley: In a first ever Hell's Highway match just announced we will
see Nemesis, Cell Block, The Pretty Boys, J.M. Baddwin, J-Smove, and
Scott Williams all in one area fighting until we have one winner.

--------------------------------------VCCW World Tag Titles------------
---------------------------

Adam: WE HAVE A TLC MATCH FOR YA FOLKS.  The Greatest Tag Team of all
Time, Danny and Chad vs. Blade and Grayson, vs. The Adams Boyz vs.
The BK Boys, vs. the CPS with the tunneler and Mudd Donovan.

-----------------------------------------VCW North American Tag Titles-
-------------------

Bradley: OH look at this one it's a triple threat elimination tables
match for the VCW North American tag titles.  The Champs "The Main
Event" Jason Snow and The Big Nasty vs. The Rude Crew vs. Corporate
America

----------------------------------------------VCW Iron Man Title debut-
---------------------

Adam: Okay check this one out.  We have 12, count `em 12 men all
vying for the opportunity to become the first ever "Iron Man"
Champion.  We have Albatross, David "The Untouchable" Ahrens, Rage,
Kaos, Nightmare, Phantasm, Byson Brutal, Dice Morgan, Brian Hartman,
Cerebral Assassin, David Young, and Donk Tyler.

-----------------------------------------------------Blitz Creek Match-
-------------------------

Bradley: WHOO HOOO look who it is Adam.  The Female Fight Club vs.
The Heartbreakers, Amber, and Krissy.  I can tell you, I can't wait
for his fight.

--------------------------------------VCCW North American Title Match--
-------------

Adam: OOOOH, this is gonna be a Barn Burner.  Just announced from Mr.
Ross' desk, because of the events of Last week, we will have a 50
foot high steel cage, with weapons galore, and on top of that cage
will be a Scaffold.  Up in the rafters we will See the VCW North
American Title hanging.  And in this match we will see "The People's
Choice" Max Power vs. Shane Johnson vs. Jay Vance

-------------------------VCW World Heavyyweight Championship-----------
-----------------

Bradley: OH, that sounds like it's gonna be good, but here it is for
the richest prize in the business, The VCW World Heavyweight
Championship.  We will see Peter Vance, Fredrick Ainsworth, and "The
Main Event" Jason Snow fighting all over the building probably, in a
triple threat match.  And yes folks this is your main event.
Adam: Hell's Highway is gonna set a standard for excellence in pay-
per views.

And then, all of the lights start to flicker...

Adam:  Is Nemesis coming out here?
Bradley:  I wouldn't be surprised.

And then the lights totally flicker out, and an eerie
song starts to play.

Adam:  Ohhh.. shit..
Bradley:  There's no way it could be!

And it's "Sleepy Hollow" by Korn!  And the fans are
BOOING BIG TIME, as the creepy organ music is joined
by a dreary metal thrash...

Adam:  I wish there was room behind this desk so I
could hide.
Bradley:  That guy's like 2 foot 2,  They're all
talk.
Adam:  HA!  RIGHT!  Have you WATCHED WHAT THEY DO?!
Bradley:  Not really, I try to stay away from OWA
television... or anything on Cinemax period.

A spotlight shines from above the entranceway and
glows on the ramp, and at that, Mudd Donovan and The
Tunneler walk out into it.  And as they continue
walking down through the dark arena, the spotlight
follows them, to a huge chorus of boos and chants of
"OWA SUCKS!"

Both of them get to the ringsteps, and they both raise
their hands in the air, and the spotlight goes out,
and AT THAT TIME, we start to hear the loud, massive
sound of metallic drilling, and about 5 seconds later,
the lights come back on, and Mudd and Tunneler are
standing in the middle of the ring, with their hands
raised, and the drilling starts to fade out, and the
lyrics finally start...

Came to see him, for,
You only might find.
Gone take my lay,
For you and I will find.
Fronting my face,
I cannot ever find.
Places I care for,
Nothing in my mind.
Bring me not far enough.
All lurking you'll find.
Placing not far,
You're every single mind.
So fine can only,

*And as the song plays, Mudd & Tunneler make
staredowns with several fans in the audience,
especially ones with "OWA SUCKS" posters*

For you and me will find.
Basis all for me,
Can you leave my mind.
Bracing my fall,
My every single place.
Your love travelled far,
Some laying with my fates.
Place some never far,
You're everything away.
You say I'm a love,
And be mine every way.

(Inside)

Under the sand,
Through the land,
Find all I can,
And form a clan,
That teaches to laugh.
Tears the past.

*And now, Tunneler gives Adam and Bradley a cold
stare, and we see Mudd word "We are NOT all talk" and
the camera shows the fear in Adam and Bradley's eyes*

Laughs at the rest.
Teach the best.
Defeats the rest.
Forms the test,
We passed all the tests.

(Evil in my mind)

*The creepy song then fades out, almost five minutes
into their entrance*

Bradley:  Man, their entrance is longer than Triple H.
Adam:  Don't go starting them up Triple B
Bradley:  Look at that short guy, what's his name
Adam: The tunneler
Bradley: I wish he'd just jump off of the pavement and commit midget
suicide.
Adam: Bradley!
Bradley: He's so short that when he sits on the pavement his feet
swing, AHHAHAHAHA...

And at that, Tunneler's Scottish accent SCREAMS, as he
now has a mic in his hand, interrupting the
broadcasters.

Tunneler:  SILENCE!!  *and Adam and Bradley hush, as
well as everyone in the arena*  We have come from the
ground of the sacred Castle Plains.  And entering this
field of deceit and disordiance known as the V...
C... W...

Some pop, but most stay quiet.

Tunneler:  We have come with the truth.  At your Pay
Per View event, you will see new holders of your
partnership gold.  We will mangle our way through the
likes of...  The Greatest Tag Team of All Time

Huge cheers.

Tunneler:  The Adams Boyz.

Jeers all around.

Tunneler:  Blade & Grayson.

Big boos.

Tunneler:  And the BK Boyz.

Big cheers.

Tunneler:  And there is only one way to prove to you
imbecils that our wrath... is...

Tunneler hands the mic to Mudd, but never looks at
him, as he eyes Adam and Bradley, and starts to exit
the ring, and Mudd quickly finishes Tunneler's
sentence...

Mudd Donovan:  D e a d l y ...

He drops the mic, and follows Tunneler, and they head
for the announce booth.

Adam/Bradley:  Oh... fuck.  NO!!!

They grab the announcers and YANK THEM out of their
booth!  Mudd takes Adam and SLINGS HIM into the ring
steps!  And Adam yells out in sever pain.

Tunneler picks up Bradley with both hands by his
throat, and Bradley is tyring to ask for forgiveness,
as we hear Tunneler say to him, "I don't talk.  I
brutalize."

And easier than a pillow, he chucks Bradley over the
top rope and he BOUNCES on the mat on his face, and he
lays there holding his nose.  Mudd tosses Adam into
the ring, and the CPS follows after them.

Tunneler grabs Adam, lifting choke hold that applies
pressure for a short time, and then suplexes Adam back
on his head.  THE DRILL!

Mudd then grabs Adam, suplexes him up, and DROPS him
into a neckbreaker.  BRICKSUCKER!

Tunneler then tosses Adam through the ropes and he
drops HARD to the mat, and the crowd is booing big
time.  And some are chanting "CHAD & DANNY!"

Tunneler then yanks up Bradley, gives him an eveil
look, airplane spins him for about 10 minutes, DDT
finishes it!  GRAVEYARD PINE TREE! 

Mudd then signals him, and the fans are starting to
really get pissed now.  Tunneler makes Bradley stand,
even though he can't, and Mudd CHARGES IN.. SUPER
CLOTHESLINE!  Bradley flings in a 360 through the air,
and Mudd finishes it off with a STUNNER as he sails
down from the air!  FROM DIRT TO MUDD!

Mudd and Tunneler then stare at the carnage they just
created, and they stand next to eachother, and raise
their arms into the air, and the lights start to
flicker.  They play around for a bit, and then they
finally cut off, and all that is heard is the booing,
and 5 seconds later, the lights slowly flicker back
on, and Mudd and Tunneler are no where to be seen...

The fans are booing SUPER HARD as Nurse Gotabody, Gary Johnson, and
Doug Pryor all come to the aide of Bradley and Adam.  We see Mr.
Ross, Ms. Russo, Matt Danger, Richard Crawford and Ms. Lydia all run
down to ring side.  Mr. Ross has a very upset look on his face.  The
camera man is closing up on Mr. Ross.

Mr. Ross: GO TO COMMERCIAL, DAMMIT, I SAID CUT TO A COMMERCIAL!

$$Commercial Break$$

We see a group of people walking down a dark highway
as "Heart Shaped Box" by Nirvana stars up

We hear a voice

"Many have traveled down this road, not many have come
back"

The camera switches around to see members of Danger
Inc, Rude Crew and Rage & Kaos, they are walking down
the highway, destination unknown...

Acid/Kashmere : We plan on making it back carrying the
North American Tag Team Championships.. We feel sorry
for the others that won't be so lucky after this
trip..

Rage/Kaos : We plan on making it back also, and one of
us will be carrying the IronMan Championship, don't
matter who wins, as long as it runs to Danger Inc.
We feel sorry for the others that will be walking with
us they won't be so lucky after this trip..

The camera switches back to see the highway on fire
and we hear "Home" by Three Days Grace plays in the
background as Rude Crew and Rage & Kaos walk into the
darkness.

Back in Mr. Ross' office we see Ms. Russo, Richard Crawford, and Matt
Danger.

Mr. Ross: GODDAMMIT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?  HOW THE FUCK DID THE
FAKE ASSED MINISTRY GET IN HERE IN THE FIRST DAMNED PLACE?  WE HAVE
HELL'S HIGHWAY IN 4 DAYS, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GONNA DO?  IF ADAM AND
TRIPLE B CAN'T MAKE IT, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
Rebecca: I have a suggestion Mr. Ross
Mr. Ross: What is it?  And it better be good.
Rebecca: I know Katya Twiddy is an exceptional ring announcer, and
jay Roachester has been learning from Bradley how to become a great
color man.
Mr. Ross: WELL THEN, GET THEM OUT THERE LET'S SEE WHAT THEY GOT. 
Meanwhile Matt you get the hospital on the phone I want to know how
Adam and Bradley are doing, PRONTO!
Matt: Gotcha Mr. Ross.

Richard looks at Mr. Ross

Mr. Ross: WHAT?
Richard: What do you need me to do Mr. Ross?
Mr. Ross: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 

Richard swiftly exits

Mr. Ross: JESUS

Meanwhile in the ring we see Charles Holcomb

Charles : Welcome back to Tuesday Night Anarchy.....Now for
a special Hello, the Executive Vice President of The
Tennessee Titans, Don MacLachlan,... Take it away Don.

Don : Hello fans, welcome to The Coliseum here in
Nashville, Tennessee....  This is first time that a
wrestling group has had a show here in this stadium
and am i privileged to announce that THE VCW has
SSSSSOOLLLLDDD OUT this area tonight...... every seat
in this stadium are filled, all 67,000 seats....   

and the fans all STAND UP AND CHEER as the camera pans the arena.
Then we see Katya and Jay get into their broadcast chairs.  The fans
cheer for them.

Katya: Okay let's get this show on the road.
Jay: Can you believe what the CP...
Katya: We are not going to talk about them, we have much more
important matters at hand.  Hell's Highway is coming up in 4 days,
and we've been building for this exact moment, so no more camera time
for those other fucks.
Jay: Point noted, point taken.

Then we hear...

"Who made up all the rules/
We follow them like fools/
Believe them to be true/
Don't care to think them through/

And I'm sorry so sorry/
I'm sorry it's like this/
I'm sorry so sorry/
I'm sorry we do this/

And it's ironic too/
Coz what we tend to do/
Is act on what they say/
And then it is that way/

And I'm sorry so sorry/
I'm sorry it's like this/
I'm sorry so sorry/
I'm sorry we do this/

Who are they?
And where are they?
And how can they possibly
Know all this
Who are they?
And where are they?
And how can they possibly
Know all this..."

And as "They" by Jem plays, the reaction is ultra-hostile, as she
comes through the curtain looking uber pissed.

Katya: AND HERE COMES STAR'S DAUGHTER.
Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IT'S FOR
THE VCW WORLD TELEVISION TITLE.  INTRODUCING FIRST FROM PHILADELPHIA,
PA, SHE IS THE OWA'S OWN FEMALE ENIGMA JERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIII
KATZ
Jay: the only reason she's a female enigma is because no one knows
whether or not she's an actual female.

Katya laughs, then the lights go out.

Jay: OH SHIT, NOT AGAIN!

Then we hear...

Electro-convulsive therapy, part one

[Timbaland]
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the crip with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the snake with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the walk with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head Game

The WHOLE DAMN ARENA IS ROCKING, as "Let me put you on the game" by
The Game f/ Timbaland hits the PA. Star comes out and the whole
arena gives her the one of the biggest POPS of the night so far

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Jay: OH MY GOD, IT'S LOUD AS HELL IN HERE!
Katya: STAR IS THE SHIT!
Charles: AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION, SHE HAILS FROM SEATTLE,
WASHINGTON AND SHE IS "THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS" NASHVILLE,
TENNESSEE PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR...
The Crowd: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Jay: You know this is my first chance to see Star wrestle this
close.   I really have to see what the hype is about.
Katya: Trust me, you won't be disappointed.

<< T >> VCW TV TITLE
<< N >> Star (Champion) vs.
<< A >> Jerri Katz

we get a camera shot of Jayne Wilson ringing the bell and the match
starting.

Collar and elbow tie up, Star gets the momentum and sends Jerri into
the ropes, Star attempts a clothesline, Jerri ducks, rushes off the
ropes and attempts a flying body press, Star ducks into a monkey
flip, Star on her back, Jerri lands on her feet. She tries a flipping
leg drop on Star, Star moves, Jerri lands on her ass Star attempts an
enziguiri from the ground, Jerri ducks and both girls hop up and get
into fighting positions, the audience applauds both girls for the
sequence of moves we just witnessed!

Jay: WHOA, these great VCW fans are actually applauding the efforts
of these two fine Women athletes.
Katya: Shades of their second ever encounter in Tulsa, Oklahoma

Jerri takes a swing at Star, Star ducks and comes up and nails Jerri
with a T-Bone Suplex

Katya: T-Bone Star-plex

Jerri gets up and charges Star, Star stops her, locks her, then drops
her in an over the head Belly-to-Belly Suplex

Katya: Over the head Belly-to-Belly Star-Plex
Jay: Okay, I see where this is going.

Star picks Jerri up, and she locks her at her waist, then she does a
go around.  Jerri tries to fight it off but to no avail, Star nails
her with a release German Suplex

Katya: Release Germ…
Jay: I know, I know, release German Star-Plex
Katya: Hey, you're catching on.

Jerri gets back up and she is quickly sent flying with a release
Northern Lights Suplex.

Katya: WOW, a release Northern Lights Star-Plex
Jay: Man, Star is like a Human Suplex Machine out there.
Katya: She must've been training with Danny.
Jay: How so?
Katya: Oh man, Danny can suplex you from anywhere in the ring.
Jay: Oh, so I've heard.

Jerri gets up again, but her legs are a bit wobbly.  Star then
clotheslines her over the top rope.  And now the action is on the
floor.  Jerri gets up only to have Star leap off of the ropes onto
her.

Jay: Plancha by Star.  I'm beginning to think Jerri has bitten off a
little more than she can chew.
Katya: You're right.  I haven't seen many men that can beat Star, let
alone a female.

Star then grabs Jerri and slams her head onto the guard railing. 
Star props Jerri up, and drapes her upper torso first.  Star then
leaps onto the apron, backs it up a little, then she runs, jumps,
twists and nails Jerri with a wicked leg drop, that brings the crowd 
to their feet.

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR…"

Star gets up and tosses Jerri over the guard railing.  Star then goes
over to where Melvin Ackerman is and she moves him out of the way and
takes his chair.  Star poses with the chair a little much to the
delight of the fans.

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW…"

Katya: I knew it wasn't gonna be long before the chairs came out.

Star walks over to Jerri, just as Jerri is getting up and CRASH! 
Star wallops Jerri with that chair, Jerri falls into a fans lap. 

Jay: Oh, looks like that fan got more than he paid for.

Close up of the male fan with a laid out Jerri sitting in his lap,
and he is loving it.

Katya: look at that smile on his face, he's loving every minute of
this.

Star takes a cup of beer from another fan and tosses into Jerri's
face.  Jerri slumps over as Star enters the ring again.  Star takes
that chair and she sets the chair up by the ropes.  Star has her
sights set on Jerri, Star runs into the opposite ropes, she then
bounces back, jumps onto the chair, then onto the ropes, then Star
does a front flip over the guard railing onto Jerri.  Star points at
one of the fans, he gets up off of his chair and he tosses the chair
to Star.  Star grabs the chair and tosses it to Jerri.  Jerri catches
it and WHAM, Star has her "Seeing Stars." 

Katya: AND JERRI IS SEEING STARS TONIGHT!
Jay: MY JESUS, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!

Star picks Jerri up and tosses her back over the guard railing.  Star
steps over but the moment she does Jerri leaps off of the guard
railing and nails her with a Springboard Cross body *fans BOO.* 
Jerri then picks Star up and she nails Star with a WICKED J-Plex onto
the concrete floor.  Jerri hops onto the ring apron and nails Star
with an Asai Moonsault. 

Jay: Nice array of moves Jerri has put together here.

Donna makes the count.

ONE
TWO

NO, Star kicks out

The Crowd: TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jerri looks underneath of the ring and she pulls out a table.  She
sets the table up on the outside, then she pulls out another table,
but she slides that one in the ring.  Jerri picks Star up and she
tosses Star into the ring.

Jerri: I'M YOUR MOMMA TONIGHT, BITCH!

Jerri yells at Star.  Star gets up and Jerri kicks her in the stomach
and plants her with the Jerribreaker.  Jerri makes the cover, Donna
with the count.

ONE
TWO
THR…

NO, Star kicks out.

Jay: She won't stay down, she IS the toughest woman in the business.
Katya: Yep, and I bet she could beat THAT ass off you Jay.
Jay: I'm not taking that bet.

Jerri gets up and is frustrated as all hell.  So she sets that table
up in the corner, she leaves it draped over the turnbuckle.  Jerri
picks Star up and attempts a German Suplex through the table, Star
blocks, and reverses into a German of her own, but Star holds on. 
WHAM, another German, CRASH, another German.

Jay: Shades of the great Chris Beniot right there.
Katya: yes, the three German Star-Plexes.
Jay: Again with the Star-Plex?

Star slides outside of the ring.  She looks underneath the ring and
she grabs one chair that has that Star painted on the middle, with
that barbed wire wrapped around it, and the fans ARE FUCKING LOSING
IT. 

Katya: IT'S THE STAR CHAIR!

Star tosses that chair in the ring and she grabs another chair and a
bull rope.  Star enters the ring and Jerri charges her with her chair
but Star swings the chair she is holding into her chair and smashes
the Star chair right into Jerri's face.  Star sets up that chair
she's holding in the middle of the ring, adjacent to that table
folded up on the turnbuckle.  Jerri gets up and looks at that table. 
Star runs, and leaps off of the chair, she twists her body in mid-air
then she grabs Jerri by the neck and DDT's her through the table. 
Star then puts the chair in the corner, then she wraps that bullrope
around the throat of Jerri.  Star leaps to the top rope where the
chair is placed.  Star then leaps off of the rope and Jerri goes
flying face first into that chair, SMACK!

"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT…"

Jay: NOW THAT… WAS COOL.
Katya: Slow down Carlito.

Star reenters the ring, just as Jerri is getting the bullrope off of
her neck.  Jerri charge Star, Star ducks, and locks Jerri in the
Cobra Clutch.  Jerri starts screaming with her arms flailing around. 
Star then hoists Jerri up into a suplex, but she drops Jerri again,
and CRASH, she drops Jerri one more time in the Cobra Clutch Suplex

Katya: THERE IT IS, THE HAT TRICK
Jay: OOOH, OHH Let me guess, that's the 3 Cobra Clutch Star-Plexes?
Katya: By George I think he's got it.
Jay: Who's George?

Katya exhales hard.  Star picks Jerri up and she attempts another
Cobra Clutch Suplex but Jerri counters with a stunner, this sends
Star back into the corner.  Jerri gets up and CRACK, she nails Star
with a chair laying in the ring.  Jerri then throws Star on the mat, 
Jerri puts the chair on Star's face, Jerri then goes to the top rope
with another chair laying in the ring.  Jerri leaps off of the top
rope and does an elbow drop with her chair onto the chair laying on
Star's face. 

Jay: HOLY SHIT, SHE MAY HAVE BROKEN HER FACE.

Jerri makes a cover.  Hyde makes the count.

ONE
TWO
TH... NO, Star kicks out.

Jay: HOW THE HELL DID SHE KICK OUT OF THAT ONE?
Katya: SHE'S THE TOUGHEST DAMNED WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS.

Jerri gets frustrated, and she picks Star up, and she slides Star's
Chair over to the middle of the ring.  Jerri then proceeds to nail
the Jerri Driver onto Star's Chair.

Jay: OH MY JESUS, THAT WAS SICK!

Jerri makes the cover, Donna does the count.

ONE
TWO
THR.. NO, Star kicks out yet again.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Katya: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Jay: I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT.
Katya: COME ON STAR, DO WORK.

Jerri is now Super frustrated, So Jerri waits for Star to get up and
the moment Star does, Jerri locks her in the…

JERRI
LOCK

Donna is asking Star if she wants to give, Star is yelling at
her "NOOOOOOOO".  Star then does the unimaginable, She uses her arms
and snaps out of the leg full nelson.  Every fan in attendance is
SHOCKED to see this.

Jay: HOW THE… HOW THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT?

Jerri tries to turn the move into a Boston Crab, but Star is hip to
it and she rolls over and pushes Jerri back into the corner with her
legs.  Jerri hits the corner hard, and wobbles out, Star nips up and
nails the SICKEST FUCKING CHIN CHECK EVER WITNESSED ON NATIONAL
TELEVISION.  Star points to the table on the outside and ever fan in
the place comes alive, she turns around and Jerri kicks her in the
stomach and hoists her up like she's going to power bomb her.  But
Star slips out, Jerri turns around and Star kicks her down below. 
Jerri jumps around holding her private area.  Star picks her up, and
runs from the middle of the ring to the ropes then WHOOOSH she let's
Jerri fly into the air, but Jerri comes crashing down really hard,
really fast onto that table.  SMASH, Jerri breaks that table into a
million pieces.

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW…"

Star goes outside of the ring, and she looks under the ring.  And
what she pulls out brings every fan in the house OUT OF THEIR FUCKING
CHAIRS.  Star slides out a…

Jay: OH SHIT, SHE'S GOT THE LADDER!
Katya: You know what she's gonna do with that.

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR…"

Star slides that Ladder into the ring.  Jerri is dead ass.  Star
picks her up and throws her into the ring.  Star then climbs the top
turnbuckle, and she nails a prone Jerri with the shooting Star press.

Jay: Quite fitting move for her.
Katya: How so?
Jay: Her name is in the move.
Katya: Really? Didn't notice.

We hear Jay exhale hard, as Donna is making the count.

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Jerri kicks out.

Jay: DAMN, Another near fall.
Katya: COME ON STAR.
Jay: *Sarcastically* Damn, it's hard to tell who you are routing for
Katya.

Star picks Jerri up she then attempts a clothesline from hell, Jerri
ducks and attempts a clothesline of her own, Star ducks then nails
her with the Chin Check once again.  Jerri falls into the corner. 
Star picks her chair up and poses to the crowd, and they all get
fired up.

Jay: Stop playing to these morons, just do what you have to do and
put her away.
Katya: You insult these fans again, and see how quickly I'll be all
over you.

Star runs, jumps, and kicks that chair into Jerri's face, opening her
up even more.
Star then takes the other chair which is laying in the ring and a
little bent up, and she sits it right behind Jerri's head.  Star then
walks over and sets that ladder up.  Star starts to climb and with
every step the fans get louder and LOUDER.  When Star reaches the
top, the fans reach an almost raucous pitch.  She poses with her
chair, and the fans all jump up and put their hands on their chairs. 
Star leaps and WHAM, She connects on Jerri with…

CATCH
A
FALLING
STAR!!

Jay: OHMIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

EVERY FAN IN THE BUILDING THROWS THEIR CHAIRS INTO THE RING OR AT
RINGSIDE.  Star stands up and poses to the crowd with her Outlaw pose.

Jay: WHAT AN ATHLETE THAT STAR IS!
Katya: And She's Exclusively VCW, HA take that other guys.

Star drags Jerri out of the corner. And she makes the cover.

ONE
TWO
THR… NO, Star picks Jerri up.

Jay: What in the hell did she do that for?  She had the win right
there.
Katya: I think Star is gonna make an example out of Jerri.  She has
had a lot of built up frustrations toward the OWA with the talent and
the Co-Owners saying bad shit about her recently.
Jay: Well they need to get over it, the Outlaws wanted to come to
VCW, who can blame them for that?

Star signals to the crowd that Jerri is going to tap.  Star picks
Jerri up and slams her face first into the ladder.  Jerri falls down
on the canvas.  Star picks her up and rams her face into the ladder
repeatedly.

Katya: Why do they make that mistake of pissing that woman off?
Jay: Fucking idiots.  If I knew I had a match with Star, I would try
to be as nice to her as I possibly can.

Star picks Jerri up and she puts her in Power Bomb position and she
nails Jerri with…

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

Katya: THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB…
Jay: WITH AUTHORITY!

Instead of pinning Jerri though, Star signals to the crowd that she's
going for the 5-Star. Star climbs the ladder again.  Jerri nips up
some how and she runs up the ladder.  Jerri and Star start trading
punches.  Jerri somehow manages to attempt a Huricanrana, but Star
has locked her hands, but Jerri has her legs locked around Star's
head.  Star steps up to the top of the ladder, and she locks Jerri at
the waist.  Star hoists Jerri up and she drops all the way from the
top of the ladder to the mat for somewhat of a…

SUPER
POWER
DRIVER

Jay: HOLY SHIT!  A SUPER POWER DRIVER!
Katya: THIS IS ONE HELL OF A FIGHT!
Jay: DAMN RIGHT IT IS.
Katya: Who are you Bradley?
Jay: Hell no, I'm much better looking.
Katya: COME ON STAR, KICK HER ASS!

Star rolls over and covers Jerri with one arm.  Donna makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THR… NO, Jerri kicks out.  By now every fan is on their feet. 

Jay: HOW DID JERRI KICK OUT OF THAT?
Katya: I have no idea Jay, no DAMN idea.

Star rolls over and her and Jerri are both out.  Donna begins the
standard 10 count.

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN

Katya: COME ON STAR GET UP!!

EIGHT
NINE

Jerri gets up, she crawls past Star and lays her arm on Star.  Donna
makes the count

ONE
TWO
TH… NO, Star rolls out, and comes alive as she rolls into…

Katya: THE STAR TREATMENT, SHE'S GOT JERRI LOCKED INTO THE STAR
TREATMENT.
Jay: RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, NOWHERE TO GO FOR JERRI!  SHE
GOT UP LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HORROR MOVIE.

The camera focuses in on Jerri screaming, the sound is almost
sickening.  Jerri is trying to move but Star has her locked, and
nowhere for her to go.  The camera shows the grimacing pain that
Jerri is in.

Donna: Do you wanna quit?
Jerri: OH MY GOD, SHE'S BREAKING MY BACK.  TELL HER TO GET OFF, TELL
HER TO GET OFF.
Star: I AIN'T LETTING GO UNTIL YOU TAP BITCH.  AND THEN I'M NOT TO
CERTAIN IF I'LL LET GO.  YOU OWA BASTARDS WILL LEARN *Jerks back a
little harder, Jerri screams out death* TO RESPECT *Jerks back a
little further, Jerri screams out even more* THE FUCKING OUTLAWS

At that Star pulls back as far as she can and Jerri has no choice but
to Tap Out.  She taps vehemently too, the bell sounds, but Star isn't
letting go.

Charles: The winner of the match AND STILL YOUR VCW WORLD TELEVISION
CHAMPION, STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

"Let me put you on The Game" hits and every fan in the house rises to
their feet.  Star pulls back on Jerri as far as she can go, Jerri is
still tapping and it looks like she's crying now.  Jerri passes out,
Donna tries to get Star off of Jerri but to no avail.  Then out of
the crowd we see

HAMATO
SAKI

Carrying a Kendo Stick, he slides into the ring and CRACK, he catches
Star in the back of the head with that sick Kendo stick shot.  Star
lets Jerri go and falls to the ground, Hamato poses as EVERY FAN IN
THE PLACE IS BOOING HIM OUT OF THE BUILDING.  But then we see Jason
Snow run to the ring.

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…"

Jason slides in and he's a house on fire vicious rights and lefts on
Hamato, Jason knocks Hamato to the outside but then we see Fredrick
Ainsworth and Peter Vance fighting in the crowd, they make it from
the crowd to the ring.  Star has gotten up, Ainsworth and Vance both
fight into the ring where Jason gets in the mix, Star helps out. 
Jason is beating on Vance, Star is beating on Ainsworth, The
Corporate America comes running down to the ring, they jump into the
mix with Star, Jason, Ainsworth, and Vance, then out of the crowd we
see Mike Acid and Jonathan Kashmere and they hop into the ring and
they jump on John and Allan.

Jay: MY GOD, THIS HAS TURNED INTO A PIER 6 BRAWL

Then the camera goes to the back and we see Nemesis and Mick going at
it.  Jake runs in and helps Mick with Nemesis.  Nemesis is holding
both guys off at bay though, then we see J.M. Baddwin come into the
mix.  All four of these big dudes are going at it, J-Smove opens his
locker room door to peak his head out to see what's going on and he
gets caught up in the fight.  Right around the corner from that fight
we see the Pretty Boys stomping a mud hole into Scott Williams.  But
in a matter of seconds all three of those guys get caught up in the
fight with Nemesis, Cell Block, JM Baddwin and J-Smove.

Katya: HOLD UP, I'M GETTING SOME INFO, THERE'S ANOTHER FIGHT GOING ON!

Then a camera goes somewhere into the bowels of the building and we
see Sarah Twilight, Roxanne, Dy-Nasty, Masta Suzie, Miss Katy,
Christie, Christine Messier, Amy Starr, Jayne and Maria Johnson all
going at it.  We see Maria and Jayne double teaming on everyone, but
that doesn't last too long as they start fighting each other.

Jay: I guess water is thicker than blood here

Then CRASH coming through the wall fighting is Mark Sanders and Mack
Taylor.  The girls don't seem phased at all as they continue
fighting.  Mark and Mack trade punches up and down the hallway.  The
girls, Mack and Mark take the fight to the streets of Nashville, but
all of a sudden we look outside and we see Curt Benjamin and Sinister
going at it.

Katya: Man, Mr. Ross is gonna be PISSED.

Then we cut shot to Mr. Ross' office, he's sitting at his desk loking
pissed off.

Mr. Ross: YOU DAMN RIGHT I'M PISSED!

Back in the ring we see that the Big Nasty has joined in the battle. 
He is taking care of Corporate America all by himself.  Jason has
knocked Acid out of the ring he then turns around and knocks Kashmere
out also, Star goes from one end of the ring to the other and she
leaps onto the Rude Crew and Hamato Saki.  The fans in the Coliseum
are LOVING EVERY FUCKING MOMENT OF THIS           

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Jay: What's this? ANOTHER DAMN FIGHT!

Back in Mr. Ross' office we see him trying to close the door but to
no avail as Rage, Kaos, Cerebral Assassin, Donk Tyler, Nightmare,
Phantasm, David Young, David Ahrens, Dice Morgan, Byson Brutal, Brian
Hartman, and Albatross all come BURSTING through the walls fighting. 
Mr. Ross backs up and jumps onto his desk

Mr. Ross: DAMMIT, GET THE HEL OUT OF HERE!  I'LL FIRE EACH AND
EVERYONE OF YOU.  GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

They pay Mr. Ross no attention as they continue fighting.

Katya: Jay, you won't believe this.
Jay: Another DAMN fight?
Katya: yup

The camera shows another part of the building as we see The Female
Fight Club going at it with the Heartbreakers, Amber, and Krissy. 
Jess is trying to take Amy out big time.  But then we hear a loud
CRASH coming from down the hall, and we see Danny and Chad duking it
out with The Adams Boyz, The BK Boyz, Blade and Grayson and the CPS. 
All 10 men are trading punches left and right.

Katya: THIS IS CRAZY, I LOVE VCW!

Jay: What is this?

The camera goes into the upper deck of the crowd and we see Sassy
Lassy fighting with Jesse Vance-Young, also up there is B.B., her and
Mistress are going at it.  A little further over we see Ms. Kim and
Saundra Gates beating the tar out of each other.

Jay: OH MAN, I'M GLAD I'M HERE TO WITNESS THIS!

Then on the other side of the arena in the stands we see Max and
Shane both beat Jay Vance about the stands.  With all of these fights
going on Mr. Ross has come to the ramp way and he's not a happy
camper.

Mr. Ross: you sons of BITCHES.  WHY FUCKING GIVE AWAY WHAT WE CAN
SELL.  Damn these knuckleheads.
Katya: WELL FOLKS THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TONIGHT, ORDER
HELL'S HIGHWAY THIS SATURDAY ON PAY-PER VIEW.
Jay: 8:OO PM.  BUT TUNE IN NEXT WEEK ,AS ADAM AND BRADLEY SHOULD BE
BACK.
Katya: AS FOR JAY ROACHESTER, I'M KATYA TWIDDY, SAYING GOODNIGHT
ANARCHY!
Jay: WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

We fade out to all of the fights going on in the building...

****** *** RESULTS SUMMARY *** *******

VCW Made History tonight by Selling Out The Coliseum
tonight....

1) Sinister wins a non sanctioned bout against Stevie
Bong

2) The American Outlaws defeated Revolutionists

3) Star defeated Jerri Katz by submission