Anarchy - April 19th, 2005 - American Airlines Center from Dallas, Texas

"A NIGHT OF FIGHTS"

Outside of the arena we see

A Red Cadillac Escalade,
A White Jaguar XKR 100,
A Blue Ferrari 550,
A Red Lamborghini Murcielago,
A White Porsche 911 Turbo,
A Blue Bentley Continental R Mulliner,
and a Pink 1996 Ferrari F 355 Berlinetta.

All 7 cars are parked and the fans inside the d TOTALLY LOSE THEIR
FUCKING MINDS!

Adam: DO YOU SEE THAT BRADLEY?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DO, EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN OUTLAW IS HERE!

Then we see a door open, and through the door we see Danny Harris
*HUGE CHEERS*, Chad Richardson *HUGE CHEERS*, The Big Nasty *HUGE
CHEERS*, Sassy Lassy *HUGE CHEERS*, Max Power *HUGE CHEERS*, Star
*HUGE CHEERS*, and lastly "The Main Event" Jason Snow *HUGE CHEERS*
They all come through the doors wearing their VCW Championships as
well as their copies of their OWA Championships. They are walking,
talking and laughing

Star: Dayum, it's gonna be hard leaving the OWA behind.
Danny: I know, but until JFF and Dawg get their acts together we
can't be apart of that show.
Jason: Yeah, and with all this personal BS I have to deal with, I'm
gonna need all the support from you guys that I can get.
Star: You know I have your back, Bonnie and Clyde remember? We ride
or die together.
Jason: True, you've had my back since day one. Hey you do know who
you are going up against at Hell's Highway don't you?
Star: Yeah, Tamato Sucki.

The Outlaws as well as the fans have a great laugh. Then we see The
Outlaws stop, Jason has a semi smile on his face.

Jason: What the fuck do you want?

Then the camera switches to show Mr. Ross

Mr. Ross: I don't want to take up much of your time Jase, I just
need a favor from you.
Jason: What's that?
Mr. Ross: You know we have a Main Even...

Jason stops him.

Mr. Ross: What? What is it?
Jason: IF YOU WOULD STAND BACK AND HAVE A NICE CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK
UP, YOU WILL HEAR DALLAS, TEXAS TELL YOU WHO THE GREATEST WRESTLER
OF ALL TIMES IS IN APPOXIMATELY 5 SECONDS BITCH!
The Crowd: JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON...
Jason: Now quickly tell me what the fuck you want before I kick you
in your bitch ass chin.
Mr. Ross; I simply want you to referee the Main Event tonight.
Jason: Is that all?
Mr. Ross: Yes, can you call it down the middle?
Jason: Can I slap the taste out of your mouth?
Mr. Ross: You don't like me do you?
Jason: (Sarcastically) What gave you that idea?... Bitch. Look
here, I'll referee your stupid fucking match. But tonight's Main
Event will be fought under Jason's Rules.
Mr. Ross: OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME.

Mr. Ross pulls out a ref's shirt and passes it to Jason.

Jason: What the fuck is that?
Mr. Ross: DAMMIT it's a refs shirt, if you're gonna be a ref, you
should at least dress like one.
Jason: Ross, take that shirt, AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR JACK ASS!

Fans cheer loud as HELL for Jason.

Mr. Ross: Can you atleast...

Jason throws up the hand in Mr. Ross' face, then him and the rest of
the Outlaws walk off laughing at Mr. Ross. Mr. Ross tosses the
shirt to the ground.

Mr. Ross: DAMMIT

Then all of a sudden we see two men come CRASHING through the wall
righ behind Mr. Ross. He Jumps as we see Mark Sanders and Mack "The
Monster" Taylor fighting. These two big monsters are going at it.
Then we see Doug Pryor and about 30 security guys come up and pull
both men apart. Mr. Ross looks into the camera.

Mr. Ross: Welcome to Anarchy!

We open to the outside of the American Airlines Center in beautiful
Dallas
Texas. We quickly pan to the inside and the sold out crowd on their
feet.
"Bodies" By drowing pool plays as we see footage from last week's
anarchy.....We see Maniac Mick and Nemesis begin their backstage
massacre.

One nothing wrong with me
Two nothing wrong with me


We then see David Ahrens with Dice Morgan giving him a Trip to the
Bricks.

One something's gotta give
Two something's gotta give

Followed by footage of Mark Sanders and Mack Taylor getting into it
and
laying out both Morgan and Ahrens.

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor


Flashes of the main event from last week air as we see Blade and
Grayson
jump into the match, we also see the all out brawl between The
Adams,
Chad
and Danny, Blade and Grayson and the BK boys.

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

We finish off with footage of Mick Johnson and Nemesis taking a
thirty
foot
plunge off of the back area docking section.


Fireworks explode and pyros flare off as the crowd goes wild.
Sparkles
of
translucent and magnificent colors shine throughout the arena as we
turn to
the broadcast announce booth.

Adam: Ladies and gentleman, welcome again to Anarchy....welcome to
Dallas
Texas, I'm Adam Cayale alongside Beautiful Bradley Brooks and what a
show we
have tonight.
Bradley: I can't wait Adam....and by the way did you just see that?
Those
two psychos took a death drop off those docks!
Adam: Indeed I did Bradley, I'm still stunned.....but lets get this
night
underway shall we?

We then hear "Sour Times" by Portishead and the crowd hushes, as we
see some figures moving in the audience.

Bradley: Is that him?
Adam: I don't know, maybe

Then we see a man with a very beautiful woman climb the guard
railing.

Adam: OHMIGOD TRIPLE B.
Bradley: What is it Adam?
Adam: THAT'S SINISTER, AND MISTRESS IS WITH HIM!

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this profile for your wrestler (remember only original characters)
and join in on the feuds and fun

Your name: Sinister
Email Address: [email protected]
Wrestler's name: Sinister
Gender: Male
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 254
Age: 24
Hailing from: Harlem
Entrance Music: "Sour Times" Live by Portishead
Face/Heel/Neutral: Heel
Finisher (describe it): "Final Sin": Sinister puts his opponent in
the DDT position, then he hooks the tights, yanks his opponent up in
the air, swings around and plants them with the damndest DDT ever.
Alternate finisher/moves:
1) Belly-to-Belly Suplex
2) Double arm DDT
3) Top rope Power bomb
4) Swinging Diamond Cutter
5) Release German Suplex

Gimmick/Story behind wrestler:
A man who loves to fight. Came to VCW for a few reasons, and one of
them was the opportunity for a good fight. Has an extensive
Hardcore background. And he has a history with one Mr. Ross, and
also he and his "friend" Mistress has a history with two of The
American Outlaws, one Jason Snow and Star. Everyone questions
though whether or not Sinister and Mistress are really just "friends"




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Your name: Mistress
Email Address: [email protected]
Wrestler's name: Mistress
Gender: Female
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 132
Age: 24
Hailing from: Manhattan
Entrance Music: "Sour Times" live by Portishead
Face/Heel/Neutral: Heel
Finisher (describe it): "Final Sin" (same as Sinister)
Alternate finisher/moves:
1) Sleeperhold Drop
2) Clothesline from Hell
3) Greetings from Ashbury Park
4) Pancake
5) Diamond Cutter

Gimmick/Story behind wrestler:
She has traveled up and down the road with Sinister. Every battle
he's ever had, she has been there. She is his best "Friend", though
everyone questions their friendship.




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Both of them enter the ring, but this isn't any ordinary entrance.
Then we see the man walk over to Melvin Ackerman and gets a
microphone. He then walks to the middle of the ring and surveys the
crowd, then he puts the microphone up to his mouth.

Sinister: DALLAS, TEXAS, SINISTER AND MISTRESS ARE IN THE HOUSE!
AND WE JUST MIGHT HURT SOMEBODY. HOW ARE YOU FEELING TONIGHT DALLAS?

The fans all cheer LOUDLY, for Sinister and Mistress

Sinister: Like we give a FUCK how you feel.

The fans then all start booing as Mistress is handed a mic.

Mistress: We came here to take care of some business, we didn't come
here to kiss the ass of you cowboy, horse riding, bull shit
shuffling…
Sinister: DALLAS TEXAS RODEO CLOWNS.

The boos get louder.

Sinister: Now Ross, I'm saying this one time and one time only. GET
THAT ASS OUT HERE, NOW!

Then "Shut the fuck up" hits the speakers as Mr. Ross comes out
Power Walking with Ms. Russo by his side, and the fans actually
cheer for Mr. Ross

Mr. Ross: Who the hell do you think you are? I call the shots
around here and not you. I thought I told you to be at the house
show?
Sinister: Ross, you know and I know, no one tells me SHIT. I march
to the beat of my own drum, if you don't like it, then FUCK YOU!
Mr. Ross: What the hell do you want, you piece of shit?
The fans: OH SHIT!
Sinister: You know what I want, hold up, let me put this a little
clearer, you know WHO I want.
Adam: Who is he talking about?
The fans: JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…
Bradley: I know who these fans want to see
Mistress: Ross, give me WHO I WANT.
The Fans: STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR…
Mistress: At least you idiots know SOMETHING here.

The crowd boos louder

Mr. Ross: Well Mistress, I do have a match for you.
Mistress: Really?
Mr. Ross: Yes, really. And it's a championship match.
Mistress: Oh really, is it against who I want?
Rebecca: Not quite, you see, you are the 6th participant in that
Playhouse Match for the Women's title.
Bradley: WOW, DID YOU HEAR THAT ADAM?
Adam: I SURE AS HELL DID!

We see anger come over Mistress' face.

Mistress: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ROSS? YOU KNOW I DON'T FIGHT
BITCHES, YOU AIN'T GOT A BITCH HERE TOUGH ENOUGH FOR ME!

Then we hear a voice

"Oh really"

Then we hear another voice

"You're now tuned into the muh'fuckin greatest"

then we are treated to "Dirt off your shoulder" by Jay-Z

Turn the music up in the headphones
Tim, you can go and brush your shoulder off nigga
I got you, yeah

[Chorus: Jay-Z]
If you feelin like a pimp nigga, go and brush your shoulders off
Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off
Niggaz is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you
Get, that, dirt off your shoulder

B.B. comes out to a raucous ovation, as she walks right past Mr.
Ross and heads into the ring with a mic in hand. B.B. gets into the
ring and gets right into the face of Mistress.

B.B.: You don't fight women, Bitch Please/
This promo is making as much sense as a strip tease/
The Crowd: OH SHIT
B.B.: You ain't no motherfuckin' athlete/
You just someone they brought in to get her ass beat/
The Crowd: WHAT!
B.B.: What's your name, Mistress? This bitch is/
Really a man under that wig with fake tit prints/

By now we hear Adam and Bradley laughing, Mistress is not a happy
camper, but the audience loves this. Mr. Ross and Ms. Russo have
both made their exits.

B.B.: Look at y'all looking silly as Fuck/
She's a man, so that makes y'all the new Billy and Chuck/

By now everyone in the audience has completely fallen out. Mistress
gets upset and she nails B.B. with a right hand, B.B. fires back
with a right. These two girls trade punches back and forth, until
Sinister walks up behind B.B. and nails her with a punch to the back
of the head.

Adam: OH MY GOD
Bradley: Well what did he do that for?
Adam: Because he is a Sinister human being

The fans boo BIG TIME, as Sinister puts B.B. in DDT position and
nails her with "Final Sin"

Adam: MY GOD, THAT WAS THE DAMNDEST DDT, I'VE EVER SEEN!
Bradley: He may have broken her neck.

Sinister and Mistress continue to stomp on B.B. until we hear some
bag pipes playing and finally "Jump around" hits as Curt Benjamin
comes running to the ring with a tire iron. The Crowd is on their
feet. Curt jumps into the ring and Sinister and Mistress both leave
with huge smiles on their faces.

Adam: THAT'S RIGHT RUN!
Bradley: but look at them Adam, they are smiling. They like what
they just did here.
Adam: THEY'RE DAMN ASSHOLES

Curt stares a hole in Sinister as he tends to B.B., Sinister smiles
hard as he and Mistress exit back through the crowd.

Adam: DAMMIT, Folks we'll be back with our first match after this
commercial break.

$$commercial break$$

We see Mr. Ross in his office

Mr. Ross: VCW

We see Richard Crawford in his office

Richard: VCW

We then see Matt Danger in his office

Matt: VCW

We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.

J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

We then hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!

Adam: Welcome back to Anarchy! The past few weeks we have been
seeing great shows and this week's Anarchy promises to keep the ball
rolling. This next match promises to be no exception!

Bradley: Is this the cat fight that I have been looking forward to
watching all evening?

Adam: Cat fight? We don't put our women wrestler's in cat fights, In
fact this is a grudge match for these two women who are a part of
two of the most important female organizations in wrestling today,
the FFC and the Heartbreaker's.

Bradley: Not to mention that both of these girl's are super hot! I
bet JFF wishes that he was on this show so he can watch first
hand "The Real J-Lo" in action up close and personal.

Adam: Bradley, could you stop thinking with the wrong head and stick
with wrestling? *Shakes his head* Let's go on with the match.

Bradley: Sorry Adam. They are beautiful though!

The lights in the arena dim and red pyros begin to shoot off
as "Dirty" by Christina Aguilera blares loudly throughout the arena.
The crowd goes wild seeing the beautiful Jennifer Lane standing at
the beginning of the entrance ramp.

Charles Holcomb puts the microphone up to his mouth as the music
continues to play getting ready to announce this next match.

Charles: Introducing first hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina
and weighing in at 125 lbs, a member of the Heartbreaker's,
Jeeennnniifeerrr Laaaaannneee!

The tall and slender Jennifer Lane comes out to a huge ovation as
she slaps the fans along the barricades and you can hear quite a few
whistles and cat calls from the male members of the audience. She
walks up the stairs to the ring and does a back flip over the ropes
and lands in the ring and the men go absolutely wild.

"Ass Like That" by Eminem blares throughout the arena as the very
beautiful Jessica Lohan appears at the entrance ramp as pink, white
and red pyros go off everywhere and sounding like fireworks. The
fans go absolutely nutz for this member of the FFC as she is looking
hotter than ever.

Charles: Introducing next, from Seattle Washington and weighing in
at 120 lbs, the leader of the Female Fight Club, "The Real J-Lo"
Jesssssiiccccaaa Loooooohaaaaannn!

The male audience member's especially go absolutely crazy as the
beautiful Jessica Lohan makes her way down the ramp, shaking her ass
and showing the guys what they want to see, her ass. She lifts up
her skirt and shakes her tailfeather and the guys go even more crazy
if you can imagine that. She walks up the stairs to the ring, puts
one leg through the ropes, bends at the waist putting her body
through the ropes next as the males go BEYOND APESHIT. She then puts
her other leg through the ropes and glares at Jennifer Lane.

<< T >> VCW Grudge Match

<< N >> Jennifer Lane vs.

<< A >> Jessica Lohan

Donna Berwick calls for the bell. The two girls lock up and Jess
immediately gets the upper hand on Jennifer by getting her into a
front face lock and from that into a snap mare. Jess picks up
Jennifer and whips her into the ropes and on the return she hits
Jennifer with a HUGE clothesline.

Jennifer looks dazed and is slow to get up. Jess gets up and climbs
the turnbuckle and hits a moonsault splash as Jennifer gets up. Both
girls eventually get up and begin exchanging rights and lefts.

Jennifer pushes Jess into the corner and does a few knife hand chops
on her.

Adam: Shades of Ric Flair.
Bradley: I think she's A LOT sexier than Ric will ever be.

Jess then shoves Jennifer into the corner and throws a couple of
knife hand chops her in return.

Adam: Shades of...
Bradley: Don't say it...

Jess then throws Jennifer to the other side of the ring and pulls
off a hellacious turnbuckle smash.

Jess pulled Jennifer up and tried to pull off a Tornado DDT but
Jennifer countered with a somersault rana and the crowd goes wild.
As Jess slowly gets up and as she does so Jennifer tries to get off
a power bomb on Jess but she counters doing a hurricanrana on
Jennifer.

Adam: Nice Counter by J-LO

Jess covers Jennifer…
1…
2…
Jennifer kicks out!

Jess then picks Jennifer up and sends he into the ropes, Jess goes
for the clothesline, but Jennifer ducks and she bounces off of the
other side and leaps into the air and attempts a flying head
scissors, but instead she wraps her legs around Jess' head and locks
Jess in the Satellite. The crowd is stunned as Jess is still
standing while being trapped in this painful hold.

Adam: THE SATELLITE, WILL JESS TAP?

Jess then falls to the side really hard and fast, dropping Jennifer
on her neck.

Bradley: HOLY HELL, WHAT A COUNTER!

Jess then makes a cover, Donna with the count.

ONE
TWO
Jennifer kicks out!

The fans: TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Jessica picks Jennifer up and attempts a German Suplex, Jennifer
blocks it and reverses into a German of her own. Jennifer then
picks Jess up and attempts a Bulldog, but Jess slips out and nails a
reverse DDT. Jess then attempts to lock Jennifer in the Star
Treatment, but Jennifer kicks Jess away.

Adam: Smart move by Jennifer.
Bradley: Yeah, you don't want to be locked in that move.

Jennifer then leaps up and super kicks Jess into the face knocking
Jess into the corner. Jennifer then signals for the Stinger Splash,
she runs and leaps only to be brought down by a Hellacious
Huracanrana.

Adam: THAT WAS A MODIFIED VERSION OF THE LOHAN DROP!
Bradley: Now that's how you counter the Stinger splash.

Jess then points at an out cold Jennifer and laughs. Jess drags her
to the corner, and sets her up for a stink face. All the guys in
the audience are going WILD at this point.

Bradley: I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S COMING UP NEXT, WHOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jessica sets up and she gives Jennifer the hardest, sexiest Stink
face ever. But the only thing is...

Jess isn't getting up. Jess is smothering Jennifer and she is
holding onto the ropes tightly. Jennifer is trying to move, but she
is stuck. After a few more seconds of struggling to breathe,
Jennifer finally taps out. The bell rings.

Bradley: SHE TAPPED OUT, HAHA, What was that move called Adam?
Adam: I guess we can call that "The Assmission"
Bradley: Like the Tazzmission? Ha, I love it. I wish I were in
Jennifer's shoes right now.
Charles: Your winner of the match via submission, "THE REAL J-LO"
JESSICA LOHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

OOC: New Submission for Jess: The Assmission: Basically it's a
Stinkface smother move, meant to cut off all possible ways of
breathing until you either tap out or pass out.

Bradley: I tell you, those Lohans love to make you submit.
Adam: They sure do.

Meanwhile Jess still has the move locked on Jennifer, who is
repeatedly tapping. Jess is laughing loudly

Adam: COME ON JESS, YOU MADE YOUR POINT NOW LET HER GO.
Bradley: COME PUT IT ON ME, COME PUT IT ON ME!

The bell is ringing consistently

Bradley: Why do the guys who ring the bell do that? I hate that.

All of a sudden we see Amy Lane come running to the ring. Amy
slides in and her and Jess start going at it, lefts and rights are
flying everywhere. But then out of the crowd we see Marz, KD, and
Ms. Payne all jump into the ring.

Bradley: Uh-Oh, I smell a BEATDOWN!

And we see all four girls waylay on Amy. Jennifer gets up and helps
out a little, but to no avail as she is beaten back into the
corner.

Bradley: She should have stayed her ass down anyway.

But then all of a sudden we see Krissy and Amber come running to the
ring.

Bradley: What the HELL are they doing here?
Adam: I THINK THEY'VE COME TO GET THEM SOME.

They slide in and immediately they begin helping Amy and Jennifer.

Adam: HELL YEAH, NOW THIS IS A FIGHT!

So now all four girls are up fighting and we hear "Shut the fuck up"
hit again. Ms. Russo comes walking out and the eight girls stop
fighting.

Rebecca: Okay, you girls seems as if you all want at each other.
Hell's Highway, YOU GOT IT
Bradley: WOW, ALL 8 GIRLS? MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE!
Rebecca: This will be the first installment into Ms. Russo's Blitz
Creek matches. Where they will be 4 or more combatants to each
team. And it will be elimination style, so at any point in the
match it can be 2 on 1, 3 on 1, or hell even 4 on 1. We keep going
until every member from one team has been eliminated. And oh yeah,
it's NO DQ. So Ladies, get ready for HELL! Ms. Russo has spoken,
continue fucking each other up!
Adam: WHAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

Ms. Russo exits and we see all 8 girls go back at it. Then out of
the crowd we see Bambi, she gets into the ring and cleans house.
Double Rock Bottom to Krissy and Amber, then a German Suplex on
Jennifer and a Spear on Amy. The crowd Oohs and Aahs with every hit
she delivers. After the dominance being displayed by Bambi "Fight
Music" starts up and The Female Fight Club all pose to a mixed
reaction.

Bradley: LOOK AT THE FFC, Looking DOMINANT as ever.

Backstage, we see none other than Joss Katz walking backstage, and
the
fans actually cheer her! She sees a door with "American Outlaws" on
it,
and knocks on it... She opens the door, and we see all the Outlaws
sitting about. And they all look at Joss, almost as if they don't
trust
her...

Joss: Hey guys...
Jason: Well, well, "Lil' Jossie K" is in this motherfucker! What do
you
want girl?
Joss: I need to talk to you.
Jason: Why? Is J too pussy to talk to me face to face?
Joss: No, J isn't here. However, he does want to talk to you guys in
Ames, Iowa, at the next OWA house show.
Jason: Well, tell him this. If he wants to rebuild any bridges, he
should do it himself.
Joss: Well... OK... But Jason... I want you to know this.
JesusFishFood
did NOT send me here. And I'm not apologizing on his behalf, but
rather... I'm apologizing for myself.

Jason lets out a sigh...

Jason: Look, Joss... Maybe the anger to you was misplaced. It's not
my
fault that your boyfriend is Mr. Jackass Flip-Flopper. *fans boo...*
Joss: Maybe it was. And I have a confession to make.
Jason: OK, get your revolver out.
Joss: I'm still pretty mad at how the whole merger thing with J and
Albert came out. That wasn't how it should have happened, at War of
Ages.
Jason: Y'know, I kinda feel you there. And you know, I can't be mad
at
you for that.
Joss: Haha, U NOT MAD Jase?
Max: Oh shit!
Joss: I think Jase, U NOT MAD!

Joss/Outlaws/Crowd: YOU NOT MAAAAAAAAD, U NOT MAAAAAAAAD!

The fans cheer...

Jason: Haha, no, I'm not mad at you Joss.
Joss: That being said, I hope you and J settle your differences.
Jason: Only time will tell.
Joss: Cool. Anyway, is Jess here?
Jason: Of course!
Joss: Excellent. Later.

Joss leaves the locker room...

Joss: First, Outlaws, second, "Lil' Jessie Lo"!

Backstage in Mr. Ross' office we see "Sexy" Sarah Twilight, Roxanne,
Masta Suzie, Miss Katy, Christine, Amy Starr, Christine Messier,
Jayne Johnson, Maria Johnson, Dy-Nasty. Fans all cheer as they see
these fine beautiful ladies. Mr. Ross walks in holding a huge
golden ticket.

Sarah: What is this all about Mr. Ross?
Christine: Yeah
Mr. Ross: Ladies, Ladies, I brought you all in here for a reason.
Amy: What's that?
Mr. Ross: See this Golden Ticket?
Suzie: Yes we do
Mr. Ross: Good. Last week Sarah made a suggestion, and I couldn't
pass up this opportunity to do something that hasn't been done yet.
At Hell's Highway, this Golden Ticket will be hung above the ring.
And one of you lucky ladies will pull it down, and do you know what
your reward will be?
Maria/Jayne: No
Mr. Ross: Two count them two shots at the VCW Women's title.
Christine M: Cool, I like that idea
Dy-Nasty: Mr. Ross, you are a genius.

Roxanne gets close to Mr. Ross and she puts her hand on his chest

Roxanne: Yes you are Mr. Ross

All the girls look at Roxanne with hatred in their eyes, then we
hear a voice.

"HANDS OFF, BITCH!"

Then the camera switches around and we see Ms. Russo *guys in the
audience go crazy.* Roxanne backs away

Roxanne: Sorry, didn't know Mr. Ross was your man.
Mr. Ross: (same time as Ms. Russo) Well yes she…
Rebecca: (same time as Mr. Ross) He isn't my…

Mr. Ross and Ms. Russo collect their thoughts a little

Mr. Ross: (same time as Ms. Russo) She isn't my…
Rebecca: (same time as Mr. Ross) Well yes he…

Everyone around the room looks at each other, and all of the girls
start giggling as Mr. Ross and Ms. Russo start to get a little
upset, the fans are eating this up.

Rebecca: LOOK, JUST GET THE FUCK OUT!

All the girls leave as Ms. Russo and Mr. Ross stare at each other
with a little passion in their eyes.

Bradley: What the hell is going on with those two?
Adam: That's what I would like to know.

Then we see Max Power coming out of the AO Locker room, and he has
an intense look on his face as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits the
speakers

Adam: Well folks coming up next we have ONE HELL OF A MATCH!
Bradley: Damn right, as if we haven't had enough action tonight.
Adam: Stay tuned folks we'll be right back

$$Commercial Break$$

We see a group of people walking down a dark highway
as "Heart Shaped Box" by Nirvana stars up

We hear a voice

"Many have traveled down this road, not many have come
back"

The camera switches around to see members of Danger
Inc, Rude Crew and Rage & Kaos, they are walking down
the highway, destination unknown...

Acid/Kashmere : We plan on making it back carrying the
North American Tag Team Championships.. We feel sorry
for the others that won't be so lucky after this
trip..

Rage/Kaos : We plan on making it back also, and one of
us will be carrying the IronMan Championship, don't
matter who wins, as long as it runs to Danger Inc.
We feel sorry for the others that will be walking with
us they won't be so lucky after this trip..

The camera switches back to see the highway on fire
and we hear "Home" by Three Days Grace plays in the
background as Rude Crew and Rage & Kaos walk into the
darkness.

OOC : New Theme for Rude Crew : "Home" by Three Days
Grace

Backstage we see a dressing room with the Female Fight Club logo on
it. The camera man opens the door and we see Joss Katz *fans cheer*
and we see Jessica Lohan *fans cheer even louder* inside the
dressing room and they are laughing and looking like they are having
a good time.

Bradley: Do you see this Adam?
Adam: YES I DO, THAT'S JOSS KATZ WITH JESSICA LOHAN. I wonder what
those two are talking about.
Bradley: I guess Joss took Jess up on her offer
Adam: But Charles is standing by waiting to introduce this next
match, this one should be a DAMNED GOOD ONE. SHANE JOHNSON HAS COME
HOME!

Charles: The following contest is for the VCW North American
Championship......introducing first from Seatle Washington......the
VCW
North American Champion.....Maaax Pooower!

"Fuel" by Metallica plays and the crowd is on their feet as the
champ
makes
his way down to the ring.

Charles: And the challenger from Dallas Texas...*fans go wild* Shane
Joooohnsoooon!

"Do ya Think I'm sexy" by Rod Stewart plays as the charismatic
hometown
boy
dances his way to the ring, the fans go absolutely fucking wild, but
the
cheers turn to boos as Jay Vance comes running out from the back
with a
chair
and WAILS Shane from behind.

Adam: Would you look at that! What a coward!
Bradley: What? Well Jay deserves this shot just as much as Shane,
there's
nothing wrong with taking opportunity.

Jay beats down relentlessly on Shane with the chair in the entrance
ramp. He
then hoists him to his feet and slams him face first into the steel
barricade almost a dozen times. Max who was waiting for Shane in the
ring
climbs out of the ring and makes a B-line for Jay.
But before Max gets there Jay is able to inflict more Damage as he
smashes
sound equipment over Shane's head, almost knocking him out cold. As
Max
approaches closer Jay takes off.

The Crowd boos and Chants "ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE"

Max makes certain Jay is gone before heading back to the ring.
Confused
as
to what is going on. Referee Edgar Hyde is in the corner of the ring
talking
with Charles Holcomb.

Adam: I can't believe this.....Shane Johnson just got screwed out of
his
shot at the North American champ by a jealous Jay Vance.
Bradley: You don't know that.

Charles nods as he is instructed by Edgar Hyde.

Charles: The referee has informed me, that due to Jay Vance's
assault
on the
challenger, that this match be declared a forfeit and therefore your
winner....and Still North American Champion....Maaaax Poweeeer!

The crowd boos immensly and begin throwing garbage into the ring.
"BULLSHIT,
BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT"

Then we hear a large number of the fans begin to cheer.....we see
Shane
Johnson pulling himself to his feet and he continues making his way
for
the
ring.

Adam: My God! He can't be serious.
Bradley: He is insane if he wrestles the match in his condition!

Shane hobbles and forces himself into the ring, face clearly shows
he
is in
agony. Edgar Hyde consults him in the corner and tells him he should
not go
ahead with the match. Max Power waits in his corner to see what is
going on.

After a few moments Hyde heads back over to Charles.


Charles: I have been informed that by the request of Shane
Johnson.....the
match WILL TAKE PLACE!!!!!

This gets a HUGE ovation from the crowd for their hometown boy.

The bell is rung and Max and Shane exchange words, Max gives him a
nod
as if
applauding his efforts to continue and the two shake hands briefly.

They then lock up. Max easily overpowers Shane and shoves him back.
The
weathered Shane is slow to get back up after his pre-match beating.
By
the
time he does, he is caught with a spinebuster the nearly drives him
straight
through the mat with the force of impact. Max poses for the crowd
and
surprisingly gets a good number of boos. He makes it clear he wants
to
end
the match early. He heads back to Shane and slowly drags up his
practically
limp body, preparing him for a power driver, but out of what can
only
be
described as pure instinct...Shane shoves back and NAILS Max under
the
chin
with a super kick!!! Max stumbles a few feet before falling flat
back,
Shane
falls as well after the delivery of the kick.

Adam: Super Kick! He got em already! Cover him Shane!! New champion!
Bradley: I can't believe it! After that beatig he took, he may
actually
still walk outta here champion!

Shane takes a bit of time to crawl over to the laid out Max, and
drapes
an
arm over him. Hyde in position.

One!
Two!

Adam/Bradley: Thr...NOOO!!! Max kicked out!

Crowd: OOOOOOH!

Both men make it to their feet, it is clear Shane is worse for wear.
But he
still uses his quickness as he flies off of the ropes and catches
Max
with a
flying forearm. The crowd is behind Shane as he nips up directly
afterward.
But the pain is still there as he holds his back a bit. Max gets
back
up
again and rushes Shane, clobbering him with a sickening clothesline
that
spins Shane 360 degrees over, landing right on his face.

Max immediately hoists him up and is about to lift him for a power
driver,
but then he sees Shane's eyes glaze over and roll back into his
head,
it was
clear the attack from Jay combined with the match has taken it's
toll,
so
Max hesitated, but Shane took advantage and rolled Max up into a
cradle.

One!
Two!
Thr...

Max powers out.

Adam: He almost got him again!!!
Bradley: I'm surprised the match has even lasted this long. Shane is
either
the toughest bastard I've ever seen or the stupidest moron in
history!

Max gets back up furious, he takes it to Shane now. Clobbering him
with
clubbing blows to his head. He then lifts Shane up for a powerbomb,
but
Shane wiggles free and slides off, now rolling Max up sunset flip
style
into
a pinning combination.

One!
Two!
Thr....

Again Max powers out of it.

Shane rolls off and sits in wait and as Max gets up and turns
around,
Shane
releases another superkick on him. But this time Max catches his
foot,
and
with his raw strength he grabs Shane and hoists him up, the turning
it
into
a Power Driver! Shane is CRASHEd down into the center of the ring
with
brutal force.

Max goes for the cover.

One!
Two!
Three!

Adam: The deck was stacked against Shane Johnson tonight, Max Power
still
Champion and Jay Vance has alot to answer to!
Bradley: Well Jay or no Jay, it was only a matter of time before Max
would
have won anyways....

Charles: The winner of this match...and STILL North American
Champion....Maaaax Poooower!!!

Max gets up and walks to the back.

Meanwhile backstage we see Nemesis and Mick fighting, with Mr. Ross
yelling at them to stop.

Mr. Ross: GET SECURITY OUT HERE BEFORE SOMEONE KILLS SOMEONE!!

These two guys are going at it, next we see Doug Pryor with about 30
security guards coming to break the fight up. They finally pull
Nemesis and Mick apart.

Mr. Ross: GET THEM OUT OF HERE, GET `EM OUT OF HERE!

Meanwhile back in the American Outlaw locker room

Jason: Great match out there dude, you are on a role. But what the
fuck you mean Max, you have the best entrance in the group?
Max: Thanks dude, that means a lot coming from you. But seriously
can any of you top "Fuel?"
Jason: Hell's yes, I think "Get Back" is the shit! And besides, I
have more pyro going off than you.
Max: Dude you are so full of it.
Jason: Stop hating. Who had the best entrance at War of Ages?
Sassy: I think when me, you, Star, and Nasty entered into the War of
Ages match, I think that was the best intro.
Jason: Oh whatever
Nasty: Does it always have to be about you Jase?
Jason: Why ask me? ASK THE JASON-ITES…
The Crowd: JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON...
Jason: I rest… My case.
Chad: Hey guys, I'll be right back. I have to call Poppy.

Chad gets up and exits

Danny: That guy is pussy whipped.

Everyone laughs

Nasty: Reminds me of you Jase.
Max: Oooh, he went there.
Jason: Hey Nasty, you looking to make a little extra money on the
side?
Nasty: Sure, why not? Everyone wants to make a little money. What
will I be doing, *sarcastically* Mr. Main Event?
Jason: I know this dude in Hollywood who's looking for a big STRONG
dude to plant Tulips.
Nasty: Plant Tulips? Where at?
Jason: You can plant Two Lips on DEEZ NUTZ!

Everyone in the arena FALLS THE FUCK OUT LAUGHING. Max, Jason,
Danny, and Sassy are all rolling. Nasty is looking a little upset.

Jason: AWWW, look at him, he's MAD!
Sassy: Nasty, U MAD?
Danny: AWW SHIT!
Jason: I THINK HE'S MAD!
Outlaws/Fans: U MAAAAAAAAAD, U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!

Everyone has another laugh.

Nasty: Alright you got me, you got me.

Then we hear a knock on the door. And the door opens, and every
Outlaw jumps back.

Jason: HOLY SHIT

The camera turns around to show…

KATYA
TWIDDY

And all of the FANS IN DALLAS TEXAS, GO FUCKING APESHIT!!

Max: Hey girl, what are you doing here?
Danny: Damn, it's good to see you.
Katya: Well, get used to seeing me around here. Mr. Ross just hired
me today.
Jason: Now that… is cool ass. Come on in and enjoy yourself.
Katya: Has anyone seen Star?
Jason: Oddly, No.
Max: She was just here

Jason scans the room, then finds the camera and he looks into it…

Jason: I wonder where she could be…

Backstage we see Victoria Caldwell with Joss and J-Lo and the fans
go SUPER CRAZY for these 3 lovely ladies.

Victoria: First of all J-Lo, congratulations on winning your match
earlier.
J-Lo: Thanks Vicky, it was pretty easy. Those Lane sisters are
trash.
Victoria: What about Ms. Russo making a match with The FFC vs. The
Heartbreakers with Krissy and Amber?
J-Lo: I think it's good, like my brother-in-law always says "I need
more ASS to whoop on."
Victoria: I can't wait to see that match, but on to what I have you
out here for. Jess and Joss, it looks like you two have patched up
your differences.
Joss: Yes we have. You know, they say that our match at War of Ages
was probably the best match of the night.
J-Lo: Well Jase put on one HELL of a show with Al.
Joss: Yes he did, in my opinion we had the best two matches of the…

Then Joss is attacked with a chair and so is J-Lo, Victoria runs
away as the camera shows the culprit to be…

JERRI
KATZ

Fans boo EXTREMELY LOUD… as we see Jerri walk over to the prone
body of her sister.

Jerri: Listen up BITCH! I can't wait until Unregrettable, I want to
hear you scream, I want to hear you squeal, I want to hear you yell
out "YES JERRI, I QUIT, YOU ARE BETTER THAN I AM, I QUIT, I
QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT"

The SMASH Jerri is smacked in the back of the head with a Chair.
But not just any chair, this chair is wrapped in barbed wire, and
the fans all start to come alive.

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR…"

Then the camera focuses down on

STAR

Star looks over at Jerri.

Star: You and your sister can beef all you want. That's fine, but
BITCH, when you attack my little sister, you got problems. So Gary
Katz, you've been asking for it, now you're gonna get it,
Me/you/Next week/Anarchy/TV title. Be there BITCH, or I will find
you and drag that BITCH ASS to NASHVILLE. Just so that you know
what you're up against, here's a little sample of what you're gonna
get next week.

Star then grabs Jerri's legs and turns her over for the Star
Treatment as the fans TOTALLY FUCKING LOSES IT. Jerri scrapes at
the ground as Star bends all the way back, Jerri starts tapping out
and screaming. Doug Pryor and the rest of the security team come
and try to get Star off of Jerri, but Star has completely snapped.

Adam: MY GOD, I THINK SHE'S SNAPPED!

Some more security guys come on the scene and they finally manage to
get Star off of Jerri. Star is then dragged away kicking and
screaming and Jerri lays motionless, face down on the ground.

Bradley: Hey Adam, how would you like to be on the other end of that
exchange with Star?
Adam: I wouldn't.

"Bodies" hits as we see Jason and The Big Nasty exit the locker room
and head for the ring. Behind them we see Nemesis and Mick Johnson
fighting again.

Adam: Well folks the North American tag titles are on the line Next
when we return.
Bradley: DID YOU SEE NEMESIS AND MICK?

$$Commercial Break$$

--- Early Monday Morning ---

Cameras switch to see Matt Danger holds a mic.....

Matt : Well fans, I had made an announcement a couple
weeks back about the band "PAIN IN LIFE", and about
them playing at the Anarchy event....well due to
problems with booking, PAIN IN LIFE had to cancel. So
I am out on the road looking for a new band to play at
the event....

--- moments later ---

Matt Danger is sitting at the 3 Rivers Music Festival
sound check and sees
bands playing and he noticed the band "Crossfade"
playing..... He walks up the lead singer and asks
them if they want to perform at VCW Anarchy event at
the Colonial
Center on May 3rd.

The lead singer says yes and shake hands with Matt
Danger

Matt : Crossfade on May 3rd will perform their hit
single "So Far Away" LIVE On Showtime from the USC
Colonial Center in Columbia, South Carolina...my
hometown...

Cameras fade out with "So Far Away" by Crossfade
playing in the background..

*** End commercial break ***

Adam : wow, that was a huge announcement by Matt
Danger.

Brad : Now to action, take it away Charles...

Charles : The following contest is scheduled for one
fall with a 25 minute time limit,
it is a Texas Tornado Tag Team match..
and it is for the VCW North American Tag Team
Titles...

"PARTY UP" by DMX hits the speakers as Big Nasty walks
out onto the stage with "The Main Event" Jason Snow
and they head to the ring.

Charles : Introducing first, members of the American
Outlaws, first we have Big Nasty and his partner, The
VCW World Heavyweight Champion "The Main Event"
JAAAAASSSSSSSSOOOOOONNNNNN
SNNNNNNOOOOOOWWWW.. They are the VCW North American
Tag Team Champions.....

"PRESIDENTAL POLONAISE" by THE UNITED STATES MARINE
BAND hits the speakers as John Wilson and Allan
Hughes, Corporate American walks out onto the stage
and heads to the ring..

Charles : Finally Introducing, representing
the Crawford Family, we have John Wilson and Allan
Hughes, they are Corporate America.......

<< T >> VCW North American Tag Team Championship Match
<< N >> The American Outlaws: The Big Nasty and "The
Main Event"
<< A >> Jason Snow (champions) vs. Corporate America

Wilson and Hughes enter the ring and start running
their mouth at Snow & Nasty

Wilson walks up and slaps Snow in the face....

Brad : He shouldn't have done that....

Snow laughs, then Snow kicks Wilson in the stomach and gives Wilson a
strong pedigree.

Adam : Oh that had to hurt Wilson...

Snow goes for the cover. but Hughes runs in and breaks
the count at 2.

Snow picks up and throws Wilson into the his corner
and tags in Big Nasty...

Nasty & Snow double team Wilson in the corner.....
Nasty whips Wilson around the ring into another corner
and runs into the corner and splashes Wilson in the
corner....

Nasty allows Wilson to make the tag to Hughes...

Hughes is tagged in....and goes straight after
Nasty..... Hughes hits Nasty with a strong kick to
the stomach..... and attempts to hit Nasty with a Rock
Bottom......

Adam : He's trying to do Nasty's move on him but not as strong as
his...

Nasty tosses Hughes back to his corner.....

Hughes tags in Wilson...... They both rush Nasty only to get nailed
by a double clothesline.

Jason signals to Nasty that he wants back in the match. Nasty walks
over to Jason but...

All of a sudden, "Home" by Three Days Grace plays over
the loud speakers and The Rude Crew runs down to the
ringside and starts to attack Hughes and Wilson....

Adam : What the hell is going on....

Mike Acid gives WIlson a Acid Bomb and slams him down
hard......

Kashmere rolls out the ring and gets a table... and
slides it into ring...

Acid grabs it and sets it up...... and they throw
Wilson into the corner and put him on the top rope and
give him their Finisher......The ULTIMATE LAST RIDE
thru the table... Jason grabs Acid and tosses him to the outside,
then Jason starts to waylay on him with a few punches to the face.
Acid attempts a clothesline, but Jason ducks, Acid turns around and
is met with a boot to the stomach, then he is planted with

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

Right through a table
The Crowd immediately RISES TO THEIR FUCKING FEET.

Bradley: THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB, HE HIT THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB!

Meanwhile in the ring, Kashmere leaps off of the top rope only to
get planted with A NASTY CONCLUSION through another table

Bradley: WITH AUTHORIT-AHHH

Jason gets back into the ring. Wilson starts to stir a little, as
soon as he gets up, he is met with a VICIOUS chin check.

Bradley: HE JUST GOT HIS CHIN CHECKED!

Nasty picks him up and sends Wilson into the ropes, Jason leaps onto
the apron. When Wilson returns Nasty sends him airborne, Jason
leaps on the ropes then connects with a SICK RKO.

Adam: MY GOD, SOMEONE JUST TOOK A TRIP TO DIRTY VEGAS.

Jason makes the cover, Hyde with the count

ONE
TWO
THREE

Adam: Corporate America, and the Rude Crew came to get them some
and got it.
Bradley: But I don't think they like what they got.

Charles : The winners of this contest and still VCW
North American Tag Team Champions, Big
Naaaaaaassssssssssttttttyyyyyyy and The "MAIN EVENT"
JJJJJJAAAAAASSSSSSOOOOONNNNN SNNNNNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW",
The American OOUUUUUUUTTTTLLLAAAAAAWWWWWWWSSSSSSSS"

"IRON MAN" by Black Sabbath plays over the loud
speakers as The Outlaws, Rude Crew and Corporate
America have a stare down.... But then... we hear "Shut the Fuck up"
again. And out comes Mr. Ross, Power Walking...

Mr. Ross: I won't take up much of your time here. I just saw
something in this match that interested me. I saw a lot of...
TABLES, being used in this match *fans cheer*
Bradley: Is he going where I think he is?
Adam: I think so.
Mr. Ross: So I got the thinking. AT HELL'S HIGHWAY, THE VCW NORTH
AMERICAN TITLES WILL BE DEFENDED IN A TRIPLE THREAT, ELIMINATION...
TABLES MATCH.

Fans all rise to their feet cheering

Mr. Ross: Now ponder on that, and watch me as I POWER WALK out of
here.

"Shut the fuck up" hits and Mr. Ross, POWER WALKS to the back.

Bradley: A TRIPLE THREAT TABLES MATCH, A TRIPLE THREAT TABLES MATCH.
MR. ROSS IS A GENIUS!
Adam: Hey Bradley, you have something brown on your nose.
Bradley: You're just jealous.

Then a loud CRASH is heard backstage and we see Nemesis and Mick
fighting AGAIN.

Bradley: These guys have been fighting all night

Security tries to break it up, but to no avail as Nemesis and Mick
start beating the security up. Nemesis and Mick exchange high fives

Bradley: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Then they start right back in beating the snot out of each other.

Adam: This is bizarre.

Then we see Fredrick Ainsworth walk past the fight

Ainsworth: Look at these two JERKASSES!

Then out of nowhere Peter Vance leaps into Ainsworth and the two of
them start fighting. Security is called to pull all four men away
from each other. We see a swarm of security enter the area.

Bradley: DON'T BREAK IT UP, LET THEM FIGHT!!
Adam: Folks, we'll be back for your Main Event, in this wild night
of Anarchy, after this quick time out.

$$Commercial Break$$

We see someone walking down a highway as "Heart-shaped box" by
Nirvana starts up.
We hear a voice

"Many have traveled down this road, not many have come back"

The camera switches around to see Nemesis is walking down the highway

Nemesis: I plan on making it back, I feel sorry for anyone who
travels down this path with me. They may not be so lucky.

The camera switches back to see the highway on fire, we hear Nemesis
laugh a little.

Nemesis: They may not be so lucky.

Then we hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW'S FIRST EVER PAY-PER-VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA HELL'S HIGHWAY
COMING TO YOU LIVE APRIL THE 30TH, EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW, CALL
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We then see a gang of people fighting on the highway that's on fire
and Nemesis charges in the middle of it.*

Adam: We're back, and we are ready for the Main Event. Charles take
it away.
Charles: Ladies and gentlemen! This contest is scheduled for one
fall,
and it will determine the man who will wrestle at Hell's Highway for
the VCW... WORLD... HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!

The fans go totally apeshit...

Charles: Introducing first...

And Disturbed hits with "Down With The Sickness"...

Charles: From Los Angeles, California, weighing 252 lbs...
Fredriiiiiiiick... Aiiiiiiiinsworrrrrth!

The cocky Ainsworth enters the arena to a pretty negative reaction,
and
he gets more heat from a section of the crowd by calling a kid in
the
front row "jerkass"!

Fredrick enters the ring, Disturbed fades out...

...and "Big Bang Baby" by the Stone Temple Pilots fades in, and the
fans come alive!

Charles: And his opponent... from Toronto, Ontario, Canada...
weighing
247 lbs... he is a former... V...C...W... Heavyweight... Champion of
the Wooooorrrrrld! Dallas, Texas! Here is Peterrrrrr....
Vaaaaaaaaaaannnnnce!

And Peter comes out to a great cheer, and he makes his way to the
ring...

Then we hear very... VERY... familiar music!

"Heads Up! Heads Up! Here's another one.. and a.. and a.. another
one..."

And EVERY FAN IN THE AMERICAN AIRLINES CENTER IS STANDING!

"(Yeek-Yeek Woop-Woop!)
Why you all in my ear?
Talkin' a whole bunch a shit that I ain't tryin to hear!
Get Back! Motherfucker!
You don't know me like that!
Get back! Motherfucker!
You don't know me like that!
(Yeek-Yeek Woop-Woop)
I ain't playin' around!
Make one false move, I'll take you down!
Get back! Motherfucker!
You don't know me like that!
Get back! Motherfucker!
You don't know me like that!"

Charles: And ladies and gentlemen, here is the special guest referee
for this match... a man who needs no introduction... the
V...C...W...
HEAVYWEIGHT... CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORRRRRLD!
From the American Outlaws... The one, the only, "The MAIN EVENT!"
*fans drown out Charles* JASONNNNNNNNNNNN...
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

And Jason enters the ring and immediately grabs the mic...

Jason: Cut the music! *music fades* Guys, remember who the fuck's in
charge here! *fans go crazy, and chant "Jason! Jason!"* I don't give
a
MOTHERFUCK whether you two open a super-sized can of BEAT ASS on
each
other, but remember, I'm in charge! One of you will be LUCKY enough
to
go *fans chant along* UNO... EN UNO... CON EL NUMERO UNO!

The Dallas fans continue to make huge ass noise for the guest ref...

Jason: And if it pleases the monkeys in the broadcast booth, I'm
gonna
hold onto this mic, and call the match I'm refereeing. Everybody
cool
ass with that? If not, I shall be dispensing cups of SHUT THE FUCK
UP
after the match!

The fans continue to get into a frenzy, and Jason signals for the
bell,
and the match is underway!

<<->> VCW World Heavyweight Title #1 Contender Match
<<T>> Fredrick Ainsworth
<<N>> vs.
<<A>> Peter Vance
<<->> Special Guest Referee - VCW World Champion, "The Main Event"
Jason Snow

Both men lock up, and Vance takes down Ainsworth with a side
headlock.
Fredrick kicks away and nails a Ricky Steamboat-esque armdrag.

Adam: Shades of Ricky the Dragon right there.
Jason: Great counter by Fredrick Assworth.

Vance counters with one of his own, and he walks into a side
headlock by Ainsworth. Ainsworth goes for a hammerlock, but Vance
gets back up, counters into a hammerlock of his own, and Ainsworth
hits a snapmare. But Vance nails a single leg pickup and attempts a
spinning toehold or figure four, but Ainsworth rolls him up, and
Snow counts...

One!
Two!

Vance counters into a cradle of his own...

One!
Two!

And Ainsworth kicks out. Both men stand up, and are at a standoff,
while the fans go CRAZY over the great wrestling exchange they saw!

Jason: WOW, what a total display of BULLSHIT. Come on FUCK EACH
OTHER UP!

Both men mock applaud each other, and go for another lock up. They
do,
and Ainsworth nails a gut shot, and quickly attempts the 587, but
Vance
is savvy to it, and counters. Vance attempts to lock in a Texas
Cloverleaf, but Ainsworth counters. Ainsworth gets back up, but
Vance drops
him face first, and rides him, amateur style, before locking in a
front
headlock. But both men are up to a vertical base, and both jockey
for a
suplex. Vance tries first, but Ainsworth counters. Ainsworth
attempts a
suplex, but Vance blocks it. Ainsworth avoids a suplex again, and
somehow hauls up Vance in a delayed vertical suplex! Ainsworth
floats over,
and a cover is made...

One!
Two!
Thr... Vance shoots the shoulder up!

Adam: we're seeing some top notch wrestling from these two technical
wizards.

By now, we have noticed Snow's obvious... frustration that these two
haven't damn near killed each other, so the ref leaves the ring and
looks
under it. There he finds a huge box, and places it in the ring. Snow
looks in the box, and finds an official "Cup of STFU" coffee mug,
and
hands it to Ainsworth. He rifles through the box, and finds
another "Cup
of STFU" coffee mug and gives it to Vance. Then Snow pipes in
through
his mic...

Jason: These fans didn't come to see you two WRESTLE! FUCK THAT!
THEY
CAME TO SEE A FUCKING FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! *and every fucking fan in
the
arena is in a frenzy!*

And so, Ainsworth swings, Vance ducks, and SMASHES his "Cup of STFU"
in
Ainsworth's skull. Vance goes for the cover...

Bradley: DAAMN, that had to hurt his ass.
Adam: Actually, he hit him in the head.

One!
Two!
Thr... Ainsworth kicked out!

Crowd: TWOOOOOOO!

And Vance goes to work! He pummels Ainsworth with hard ass rights,
and
soon, Fredrick is sporting a nasty cut below his left eye. Vance
leaps
to the second rope and scores with a hard elbow to the face, and in
seconds, Ainsworth is wearing the crimson mask!

Jason: YES, MAKE HIM BLEED, MAKE HIM BLEED

Vance then leaps to the second rope, and nails a sick dropkick right
to
Ainsworth's right knee! Fredrick holds his leg in total agony, as
Vance
stomps away on it!

Jason: STOMP ON IT, STOMP ON IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Vance then signals for the Texas Cloverleaf, and he locks it in! And
Fredrick is SCREAMING in pain, and Snow goes to check for a
submission...

Bradley: I think Ainsworth is about to tap.
Adam: We may have our number one contender right here!

...when suddenly, The Main Event turns away! He looks to the crowd
as
Fredrick begins to tap out! But Snow is not looking or listening as
Ainsworth shouts "AAAAGH, I FUCKING QUIT!". In fact, Snow points to
some
seat in the risers and says...

Jason: Hey! Isn't that Michael Jackson over there?

And many fans laugh, a few turn toward where Snow pointed, and Snow
himself leaves the ring! He's about to jump the rail to get a
better
look, but Vance breaks the hold, and leaps out of the ring. He taps
Snow on
the shoulder, and says just three words to the ref...

Peter: What the FUCK?

And Vance is really pissed. Jason looks over the guard railing and
pulls out two cans of Redbull with a piece of tape across it
saying "Jasonade".

Bradley: HAHA, there's his Jasonade Adam.
Adam: Well I'll be

Jason opens one can and starts to drink it, then he offers the other
can to Vance. Vance smacks the can out of Jason's hand and he opens
up a can of verbal beat ass on
Snow, before shoving The Main Event! Jason looks over at his can
of "Jasonade" then one right hand later, and Vance is KNOCKED DOWN
LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS! Snow then goes totally BEYOND MEDIEVAL ON
PETER VANCE'S ASS!

Bradley: HAHAHAHAHA, LOOK AT JASON GO!
Adam: I think he should have taken the "Jasonade"

Snow stomps away on Vance, then flips him off, Stone Cold Steve
Austin
style, before nailing Vance right in the nuts with his size 13! By
now,
every fucking fan in the arena is EATING this GRADE A BEATDOWN UP!

Snow then tosses Vance into the ring, and Ainsworth, who seems to
have
shaken off his leg injury, picks up Vance and nails the DAMNEDEST
587
ON NETWORK TELEVISION! The fans chant either "HOLY SHIT!" or "VC-
DUB!"
Either way, the fans are making noise! Ainsworth goes for a
cover... Jason makes the count but he has the microphone and he is
counting out loud/

Jason ONE, TWO, *looking up at Ainsworth* ...
MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR! *crowd joins in*
FUCK... YOUUUUUUUU!

And this gets Ainsworth totally pissed off! He grabs Snow by the
shirt and says...

Fredrick: Jerkass, I GOT THE THREE! I'M BETTER THAN THIS JERKASS,
AND I
KNOW IT!

And Ainsworth SPITS in The Main Event's face, and a HUGE chant
of "OH SHIT!" follows...

Adam: Uh-Oh

Snow wipes the spit off his face, then looks at Ainsworth, before a
straight right hand DECKS the cocky Ainsworth!

Snow then goes totally beyond MEDIEVAL on Ainsworth's ass, stomping
the
HOLY PISS AND SHIT OUT OF HIM! And the Dallas crowd are going
BERSERK!
The "JASON!" chants are louder than ever!

By now, both Vance and Ainsworth have both taken intense ass
whoopings
from the man REFEREEING THEIR MATCH, and are both struggling to get
up!

But somehow, they both get to their feet, and the two participants
engage in a total fistfight! Rights and lefts are exchanged, and the
reaction is totally OFF THE FUCKING MEAT RACK!

Then Snow shouts "FUCK THIS!" and pulls out of that box... a VCR,
and
an old computer monitor! he then nails a nut shot on Vance, and sets
him
up... and nails the

MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

RIGHT THROUGH THE VCR! And the place, as if it couldn't get any
louder,
IT DOES!

Bradley: WHAT, CAN HE DO THIS?
Adam: He's "The Main Event" Jason Snow, he can do whatever he wants.

Ainsworth then looks at Snow, with a smile on his face! Snow turns
to
Ainsworth and extends a hand. Ainsworth goes to shake it, but Snow
pulls
his hand away and shouts...

Jason: PSYCHE, BITCH!

And caves Fredrick's nuts in with a boot, and nails a

MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

RIGHT INTO THAT OLD COMPUTER MONITOR! The chants of "HOLY FUCK! HOLY
FUCK!" are ALL YOU CAN HEAR!

Both men are knocked the fuck out! And Snow counts both men down...

One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six... Ainsworth stirs...
Seven... And Ainsworth is on one knee!

Snow then picks up Ainsworth and boots him in the balls AGAIN!
Ainsworth is down, and definitely out, as Vance makes his way up!

Snow then picks him up, and nails a shot right to the nads, and
Vance
is down and out too! Snow restarts the count...

One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine... Both men stir...
TEN... it's too late! Snow calls for the bell...

Bradley: HAHA, He Knocked them out and he counted them out.
Adam: But where does that leave our Main Event for Hell's Highway?
Charles: Ladies and gentlemen, both wrestlers were counted out, the
official decision is a Double Countout! *mixed reaction...*

But Jason gets back on the mic.

Jason: BUT FOR NOW...

The crowd starts to get amped up, because they know what's coming
next.

Jason: IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES, AND DALLAS,
TEXAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...
The Crowd: YOU... ARE... INVITED...

"Get Back" by Ludacris hits and every fans in on their feet chanting
for Jason. We see Mr. Ross has made it to the ramp way and he has a
seriously PISSED look on his face. Jason goes over to the
turnbuckle to salute the fans then he turns and sees Mr. Ross and he
gives Mr. Ross the one finger salute.

Bradley: OH, he just disrespected the Boss, Adam.
Adam: AHHH Who cares. WELL FOLKS WE ARE OUT OF TIME THIS FOR THIS
WEEK, BUT WE WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK, SAME ANARCHY TIME, SAME ANARCHY
CHANNEL.

We fade out to Jason walking past a stirring Ainsworth as he is
about to go to the other side of the ring to salute the fans, he
boots Ainsworth in the head one time.

**** RESULTS SUMMARY ****

1) Danger Inc. vs. The Pretty Boys, Double Impact,
Beef, and The VCW Clown Posse - RESCHEDULED TIL NEXT
WEEK

2) Jessica Lohan defeated Jennifer Lane by submission

3) Max Power defeated Shane Johnson to retain the VCW
North American title

4) Jason Snow & Big Nasty defeated Corporate America
to retain their VCW North American Tag Team titles

5) Guest Referee Jason Snow declared the Fredrick
Ainsworth vs. Peter Vance match a draw due to both
opponents knocked out and counted out