Anarchy - April 12th, 2005 - Reliant Stadium, Houston, Texas
Anarchy: Live! Reliant Stadium- Houston Texas
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We open to the cameras panning the sold out crowd in
Reliant Stadium. The crowd goes wild with cheers and
you can feel the electricity.
"Bodies" by Drowning pool plays throughout the arena
as our attention is brought to the Ultratron.
We see highlights of the Pulp Match from last week's
Anarchy. The Crowd goes wild.
Jessica has gotten up and so has Jesus, and along with
Jesse all
three are pounding on Star. Jesus and Jessica nail a
Sky High/
Modified X-Factor type move on Star. Jesse attempts
the pin, but
Jessica pulls her off, and she attempts the pin, but
Jesse pulls her
off and immediately the two of them begin arguing then
all of a
sudden we see a chair fly into the ring, but it's not
just any
chair, it's...
THE
STAR
CHAIR
Once the chair is seen immediately the fans start
going LOCO, as
Jason enters the ring with the "FUCK THAT SHIT, IT'S
OUTLAWS FOR
LIFE BITCH!" chair.
Let the bodies hit the Floor
Let the bodies hit the Floor
Jesus, Jesse, and Jessica doesn't see this as they are
still
arguing, Star rolls over and grabs her chair and they
both start
cleaning house, WHAM a shot to the head of Jesse, WHAM
a shot to the
face of Jesus, WHAM a shot to the face of Jessica.
Jesse goes
flying to the outside and Jesus is slumped in the
corner, Star sees
this and she points to him and the crowd FUCKING LOSES
IT. Jason
holds the chair to his face and Star runs from one end
of the corner
to the next and
SSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH,
she drop kicks the damn chair right in his face and
Jesus is done.
Let the bodies hit the Floor
Let the Bodies hit the floor
Star ascends the ladder, she leaps and
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! She connect
and makes
Curt...
CATCH
A
FALLING
STAR!
EVERY FAN IN THE HOUSE HAS TOSSED THEIR CHAIRS EITHER
INTO THE RING
OR TO RINGSIDE.
Let the bodies hit the Floor
Let the bodies hit the Floor
Peter throws a haymaker Jason's way, Jason ducks then
locks Peter's
arms in his, and hoists him up in vertebreaker
position. Jason runs
into the middle of the ring and nails Peter with...
Adam: MY GOD, SEATTLE SUICIDE!
Star has made it to the balcony, she does her Outlaw
pose for the
crowd who are going FUCKING CRAZY! She leaps off of
the balcony and
does 6 flips before doing a splash on Jay Vance.
Adam: THE 900, SHE JUST NAILED A PERFECT 900 SPLASH!
Star goes through the table right along with Jay, Star
is pinning
Jay just as Jason is pinning Peter, dual counts from
Donna and
Clifford
ONE ONE
TWO TWO
THREE!!! THREE!!!
Anarchy's theme fades out as Fireworks EXPLODE from
the stage, huge pyros flare and then we make our way
to the broadcast announcer team.
Adam: What a show we had last week as the Outlaws
proved once again why they are the dominant force in
Wrestling!
Bradley: I couldn't have said it better myself, and
make no mistake, this week's show will be nothing
short of amazing! We will bring to you as always the
best brand of wrestling you'll ever see!
Adam: Looks like we have Jay Roachester in the
back.....lets take it there as he stands by....Jay...
Backstage we see Jay Roachester standing by with Cell
Block and.....SKID ROW!
Jay: How are we guys....I have a question, that
everyone wants to Know...Skid, your turning on team
OWA at War of Ages.....does that mean you've signed
with VCW?
Skid Laughs at him.
Skid:Look little man, You see me standing here with
Cell Block, on Anarchy and I'm not kicking any of your
talent's ass this week....what the fuck do you think?
No more stupid questions....
Jay: Uh...sorry Skid, alright....what are your
thoughts on Star's comments just recently about her
wanting a shot at the Fury Title?
Skid: My thoughts!? First of all you little shit, this
ain't no "Fury" title, or Fiery title....I don't give
a fuck what Dawg calls it.....this is the Riot title
bitch!
Skid holds up the belt to show where he has
spraypainted over the casting with "RIOT CHAMP"
Skid: Now as far as Star's "comments".....let me make
one thing perfectly clear. You ain't in my league
bitch!
Fans boo hugely at this.
Skid: Secondly, get your facts straight, you said
Ainsworth beat me for the title? Fuck no, about 7 VCW
guys beat me for the title.....that's right it took 7
of them to take me out. Mabey I should refresh your
memory of what happens when someone is in a match with
me!!!
The Ultratron now plays footage of OWA Torment from
March 13th and the Trip to the Morgue Match.
An ambulance pulls out from behind the curtain and up
on the stage, it is parked just beside the ramp
leading to the ring. We see two EMT's remove a
stretcher from the back of the ambulance and wheel it
towards the ring, leaving it right on the side. A body
bag lays across the top of the stretcher.
Passion: The following contest is the Trip To The
Morgue Match and it is for the OWA FIERY CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd goes fucking nuts with chants of "OWA, OWA,
OWA, OWA, OWA, OWA..."
"Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed hits the arena
and the
chants turn to boos. The entire Toyota Center is in an
uproar with pure negative reactions!
Passion: Introducing first, the challenger,
representing VCW, from
Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 252 lbs...
Fredriiiiiiick... AAAAAAiiiiiinsworrrrrrth!
Ainsworth strolls his way down the ramp with a cocky
attitude, flipping off the OWA fans before climbing
into the ring. And to almost no surprise he is wearing
Deffstar's Starknucks!
The crowd is on it's feet with cheers now as "Youth
Gone Wild" by Skid Row hits the arena.
Passion: And his opponent, from Battle Creek,
Michigan, he weighs in at 255 lbs, he is the OWA FIERY
CHAMPION...
Skiiiiiiiiiid... RRRRRoooooooowwwww!
"Since I was born, They couldn't hold me down.
Another misfit kid, another burned outta town.
I never played by the rules, and I never really cared
My nasty reputation takes me everywhere!"
"Well I look and see it's not only me
So many others who stood where I stand
We are the young....so raise your hands!
They call us problem child, we spend our lives on
trial, we walk an endless mile, we are the Youth Gone
Wild!
We stand and we won't fall, we're one and one for all,
the writing's on the wall, we are the Youth gone
Wild..."
As the music plays we see no appearance by Skid Row,
the crowd looks on at the entrance ramp as do the
announce team and Ainsworth, who grabs a mic.
Ainsworth: Look at this, these OWA Jerkasses are such
pussies,
they don't even show up for matches! Come on out
Skid, so I can prove that I'm better than you, because
BITCH I know it!
He looks to Passion, waiting for the forfeit to be
called as the music plays on...
"My boss screamin' in my ear bout who I'm s'posed to
be.
Get a three piece, wall street smile and son you'll
look just like me.
I said hey man, there's somethin' you outta know
I tell you park avenue leads to....SKID ROW!"
Just as The referee is about to declare the forfeit we
hear the crowd erupt as Skid comes from behind
Ainsworth from within the crowd, he has a shovel in
hand. He runs into the ring and NAILS Ainsworth upside
the back of his head with it!
The fans are on their feet as the bell is rung!
-] OWA Fiery Championship: Trip to thee Morgue Match [-
-] Skid Row (champion) [-
-] vs. [-
-] Fredrick Ainsworth [-
Katya: What a way to start of this match.
Todd: Yeah Skid, beat his traitor ass!
Katya: It may be over already.
Ainsworth goes down to the mat face first, looking
practically unconscious. Skid raises the shovel high
and yells out to the crowd.
Skid: THE FUCKING RIOT IS HERE!!
The Crowd: THE SKID ROW RIOT!!
Skid drops the shovel and removes the Starknucks from
Ainsworth. He then slides out of the ring and reaches
underneath, pulling out a can of gasoline and a bucket
filled with water!
He slides back into the ring with them and sets them
down. He unravels some of his wrist tape and ties it
to the end of the knucks.
By this point the crowd is going fucking wild.
"OWA, OWA, OWA, OWA, OWA, OWA..."
Skid douses the knucks with the gasoline and then
reaches into his pocket for a lighter. He looks out to
the crowd as he lights it and sets the knucks ablaze!
The chants and cheers continue as Skid lets the knucks
heat up for a few minutes before dipping them in the
bucket of water. It makes a sizzling noise as it
hits. With Ainsworth still down he approaches.
Katya: Oh my god, he's gonna brand him!!
Todd: Yeah, yeah!! Fucking Ay!! He's nuts! I love it!
Skid takes the scorching knucks and lowers them onto
Ainsworth's back, he presses them in hard with his
boot. The laid out Ainsworth immediately wakes up and
screams out!
Ainsworth: AHHHHH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
The Crowd: HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY
SHIT!!!
Skid removes the knucks and a close up shows a deep
branding on the back of the now stirring Ainsworth.
Skid backs up, readying for the Skid Row Riot,
Ainsworth Slowly makes it to his feet and turns
around, Skid goes to hoist him up but out of
desperation Ainsworth blocks and PLANTS Skid with a
spine buster.
Ainsworth is still very out of it but is first to make
it to his feet. Skid is a little dazed but manages to
make it back up anyway. The two collide again in the
center of the ring exchanging fists!
Skid comes out of it on top, backing Ainsworth into
the corner with rights and lefts, but Ainsworth
answers with a sickening low blow kick which drops
Skid instantly. Ainsworth slides out of the ring and
goes under for a pipe.
He climbs back into the ring and as Skid is getting up
he charges him, but Skid side steps him and catches a
release German suplex on him which sends Ainsworth
over the top rope and CRASHING into the stretcher.
Skid gets out of the ring and takes the stretcher,
wheeling it up the ramp towards the ambulance.
The crowd cheers "OWA, OWA. OWA, OWA, OWA, OWA..."
Sack: This match is over!
Katya: All he has to do is stuff that asshole into the
body bag, and put him and the stretcher in the
ambulance!
But instead of putting Ainsworth into the body bag, he
just hauls him into the back of the ambulance, and
then throws the stretcher in on top of him. He goes to
the front of the emergency vehicle, pushing EMT's out
of his way, he forces Vince Darillian into the
passenger seat and then gets in himself and starts the
ignition.
Todd: What the hell is he doing? The match could be
over!
Katya: I think he's keeping good on his promise!
Sack: If that's the case VCW may have one less talent
on their roster. Fuck em!
The ambulance pulls out and takes off through the back
with Ainsworth barely conscious in back and Skid
driving. It completely leaves the Toyota Center!
Katya: We're back here and our Trip to the Morgue
match looks like it may actually be going there!
Sack: It should be over already....damn why didn't he
just finish it first?
Now the crowd looks to the MegaTron as the camera
catches up with Skid and Ainsworth. The ambulance is
pulled in front of a rundown shack of a structure,
very eerie and boarded up...
Skid exits the ambulance first and goes to the back,
dragging Ainsworth out on the stretcher. Vince
Darillian hesitantly exits the vehicle as well, as
Skid rolls Ainsworth inside.
As the cameras hustle out of the van to follow they
catch sight of a van pulling in slowly. A number of
figures leave the van and head around the back of the
asylum!
Sack: What the hell is that? What is going on?
Katya: I have no idea. This night is getting crazier
by the minute!
The cameras make it inside just in time to see Skid
take the stretcher to a flight of stairs leading down
to a basement and he pushes the stretcher over,
letting go as Ainsworth and the stretcher crash and
clank down the pitch black stairwell!
Todd: Holy shit! He is nuts!
Sack: Yeah, but he's wasting time, he should have this
match already!
Skid, Darillian, and the cameras head down the stairs
to find Ainsworth face down on a concrete floor with
debris scattered around him, the stretcher not far
from him.
Skid hoists him up and drags him down the corridor
towards the back room he'd been in with the cremator.
Ainsworth is barely standing now as Skid walks over to
one of the corners and comes back NAILING him over the
head with a Kerosene lamp! The lamp shatters on impact
and douses Ainsworth full of kerosene. He is bleeding
and completely unconscious now.
The Crowd: HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!
Skid then slowly lifts the limp body of Ainsworth to
the cremator machine. He struggles against the smell
of kerosene and dead weight to dump him in but finally
does.
He then takes a book of matches and strikes
one.....holding it for a moment...
Skid: Carnage has been delivered BITCH!!
The footage ends and we return live to Jay
interviewing Skid.
Skid: That's what happens Star when you get into a
match with me! And as far as you making me Tap at War
of Ages....let me remind you that I pinned your
shoulders to the mat and got a three count!
So don't give yourself any pats on the back cause....
Just then we See Fredrick Ainsworth walk up with a
huge smirk on his face.
Mick and Jake look like they are about to step up to
beat him down, but Skid motions them to hold off.
Skid: What the fuck do you want?
Ainsworth: Oh me, just welcoming you to Anarchy.
*smirks more* You see, your on my show now. And that
shiny little OWA fairy belt doesn't mean anything
here! And quite frankly, I don't think you're ready to
compete with real athletes.
Skid: Shut the fuck up and go practice the irish whip
or something....you fucking leprechaun!
Ainsworth: Oh real harsh comments coming from
someo.....
WHAM!!!
Ainsworth goes flying into Skid and he is laid out,
the cameras turn to see NEMESIS!
Skid rolls Ainsworth off of him and gets up.
At this time Nemisis kicks Jake Johnson in the gut and
lays him out with a Tragedy on the backstage concrete
floor!!
Skid tries to take the fists to Nemesis but the pure
power of the brute is too much, he gives Skid a face
mush from hell bouncing his head right back into the
bricks of the concrete wall.
CRAAAACCCKKK!
Nemesis is nailed from behind with a light fixture by
Maniac Mick. Nemesis staggers a bit and then turns to
face Mick, practically unphased by the shot.
He grabs Mick's head and also bounces it off the wall.
But mick just turns back and stares at him smiling.
Mick: Pain!!! Die fucker!! Die!!!
Nemesis and Mick trade blows and neither seems to be
affected. They move along through the backstage area.
Mick's face is rammed through a plate glass window.
Nemesis gets a pot full of hot coffee shattered over
his Skull But both men still stand. The cameras try to
follow the fight as it escalates throughout the back.
We return to the arena and a pair of stunned
announcers.
Adam: I can't believe what we've just seen! Fredrick
Ainsworth, Jake Johnson and Skid Row have been
decimated by Nemesis and for no aparrent reason!
Bradley: Yeah, but the shit I can't believe is how
Mick Johnson is taking it to him. They've thrown
everything at each other and they're still fighting!
Adam:Our cameras will try and update you on the
situation throughout the night, I can only pray
someone will stop this massacre!
Bradley: What you think security will be able to break
those two up? Are you fucking kidding me!
Adam: We take our first commercial break and when we
return, our first scheduled match of the evening!
{COMMERCIAL BREAK}
Adam: Welcome back everyone, we set for our first
match of the evening. Sarah Twilight makes her VCW
debut tonight!
Bradley: That's "Sexy" Sarah Twilight! Adam, and shit
is she ever just that! And so is her opponent Roxanne.
Charles Holcomb stands in the ring ready to introduce
the match.
Charles: Ladies and gentlemen, our opeing contest is
scheduled for one fall.......on her way to the
ring....from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania....weighing in
at 135lbs......Roooxaaaaaaane!
"Boys (coed re-mix" by Britney Spears f/ Pharrell
hits as the sultry diva makes her way to the ring.
Many of the fans boo her but the male fans are
obviously swoon by her as the oogle her assets.
Charles: And her opponent..... Making her VCW
DEBUT!!!.....hailing from Los Angeles, California
weighing in at 120lbs...... "Sexy" Sarah
Twiiiiiiliiiiight!!!
(OOC new theme for Sarah)
I hate the world today
Your so good to me I know
But I can't change
Tried to tell you but
You look at me like mabey
I'm an Angel underneath
Innocent and sweet....
Yesterday I cried
must've been relieved
to see the softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm all little bit of everything
all rolled into one
I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
I'm a child
I'm a mother
I'm a sinner
I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hope
I'm your dream
I'm nothing inbetween
You know you wouldn't want it
any other way.
"Bitch" by Meridith Brooks plays over the arena and
surprisingly Sarah gets a huge ass ovation from the
VCW crowd. Some fans can be heard yelling. "MARRY ME
SARAH!" and "TAKE ME TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE!"
So take me as I am
This may mean you'll
have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
when I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
and today won't mean a thing
I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
I'm a child
I'm a mother
I'm a sinner
I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hope
I'm your dream
I'm nothing inbetween
You know you wouldn't want it
any other way.
Sarah struts her way to the ring and the male audience
is going absolutely bonkers over her. She plays her
sexuality to the crowd as she enters the ring. And the
fans are eating it up completely!!!
Just when you think
you got me figured out
the season's already changing
I think it's cool
You do what you do
And don't try to save me
I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
I'm a child
I'm a mother
I'm a sinner
I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hope
I'm your dream
I'm nothing inbetween
You know you wouldn't want it
any other way.
I'm a bitch
I'm a tease
I'm a goddess
on my knees
when you hurt
when you suffer
I'm you angel undercover
I'm your love
I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it
Any other way
The theme finshes out as Sarah poses some more to the
crowd.
The bell is rung as referee Donna Berwick is assigned
the match.
The two glare at each other from opposite sides of the
ring and Sarah casts a grin at Roxanne. This pisses
her off and she charges Sarah only to be tripped as
Sarah sidesteps her.
Roxanne gets back up, now even more pissed and charges
Sarah again, and again Sarah sidesteps and trips her.
This gets a laugh out of the crowd who cheer Sarah on.
Roxanne slow gets to her feet and it looks like she is
charging Sarah again, but this time, before Sarah can
sidestep her, she stops and nails Sarah with a huge
right.
She wails away on Sarah repeatedly, taking out all her
anger with each shot. Pummeling her down to her knees.
Adam: This will be a huge test for Sarah Twilight in
her debut match here at Anarchy as the very tough
Roxanne goes to work on her.
Bradley: Yeah I gotta say, Sarah is in over her head,
I like her don't get me wrong, but I just don't see
her getting a win over Roxanne.
Roxanne hauls Sarah to her feet and whips her into the
ropes, catching her with a ddt on the return.
She goes for an immediate cover.
Donna in position.
One!
Sarah kicks out after only a one count.
Roxanne goes back to work on her, stomping away at
Sarah's back. She then hauls her up by the hair and as
she does, Sarah pulls her down for an inside cradle.
One!
Two!
Thr....Roxanne kicks out of it and rolls up to her
knees with a highly pissed look on her face knowing
that Sarah almost ended it.
Sarah makes her to her feet as Roxanne goes right for
her, but Sarah catches her instead and NAILS her with
a T-bone suplex.
This gives Sarah a moment to recooperate as Roxanne is
down.
Sarah now with the advantage keeps the assualt on
Roxanne as she now hoists her to her feet and locks
her into an abdominal stretch.
Roxanne screams out as her body is contorted and
wrenched. Donna steps in and asks Roxanne if she wants
to give.
Roxanne: No fucking way!
Sarah applies more pressure to the hold and even uses
the ropes for additional leverage. Donna doesn't
notice this at first. Roxanne screams out more as
Sarah uses the ropes, but still refuses to give.
Finally Donna sees Sarah using the ropes and breaks
her hand from them, this gives Roxanne an opportunity
to escape as she uses her strength to launch Sarah off
of her with a hip toss.
Adam:So far Sarah has shown she can stand toe to toe
with Roxanne, I'm impressed.
Bradley: She is doing quite well, but I don't think
she'll last much longer, it's simple logic Adam,
Roxanne is just too good!
Roxanne holds her shoulder a moment and then goes back
for Sarah, but as she does Sarah lands a fist to her
groin, undetected by the referee.
Roxanne doubles over and this gives Sarah the perfect
opportunity and she pulls Roxanne in for a piledriver.
Sarah makes the cover.
One!
Two!
Thr.....Roxanne somehow gets a shoulder up.
Sarah continues to work on Roxanne with vicious kicks
to the head. She then slides outside of the ring and
goes looking under the apron.
Bradley: What the hell is she doing?
Adam: I have no idea!
Sarah retrieves a ladder and slides it into the ring.
Roxanne is beginning to stir a bit as Sarah leans the
ladder up against one of the turnbuckles.
She then goes back over to Roxanne and pulls her up by
the hair, but Roxanne fights with some hard fists to
the gut.
Sarah kicks her hard in return and goes to whip her
into the ladder, but Roxanne reverses it and sends
Sarah sailing into the waiting ladder.
As Sarah's head bounces off of it and she reels back,
Roxanne rolls her up with a school boy pin.
One!
Two!
Thr....Sarah gets her shoulder up just before three.
Adam:My God! How did she kick out!?
Bradley: Damn I think this chick is tougher than I
thought! Somehow she's still in this match.
Roxanne can't believe that she didn't get three and
gets in the face of Donna Berwick. She yells and
insists that it was a three count.
Meanwhile Sarah regains herself slowly and rises to
her feet. But Roxanne sees this and catches her with a
huge german suplex.
Bradley: She's done! It's over....there's no way she
is getting up now!
Adam: Roxanne going for the cover.....One...Two....No
she kicked out again!
Bradley: How the hell!?
Roxanne gets to her feet and goes right back on the
attack. Livid now that she was unable to put Sarah
away. She mauls the sexy diva with vicious stomps and
kicks to her face and chest.
Then hauls her up and and tries for a full nelson
slam. But Sarah counters with a huge jawbreaker as she
drops herself down connecting her head right under
Roxanne's chin.
Both women are down and Sarah begins crawling across
the ring towards the ladder. She uses it to climb to
her feet and then slowly sets it up. She climbs to the
top as Roxanne is still down holding her jaw. Once
Sarah reaches the top she takes to the air about 20
feet up and CRASHES down onto Roxanne with the sickest
frog splash ever witnessed.
Adam: OH MY GOD! HOLY SHIT! She just went airborne!!
Bradley: They're both out of it, two sexy divas
collided and Roxanne taking the brunt of it, Oh I hope
she's ok!
Adam: Sarah doesn't look any better off, she just
decimated Roxanne and her own body with that huge frog
splash!
Both women are out of it and neither looks like
they'll move as Donna Berwick starts her ten count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Sarah and Roxanne both begin to stir and try using the
ropes to make it to their feet.
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Sarah makes it to her feet as does Roxanne and the
count is stopped at nine. Both women staggering a bit
and they meet in the center of the ring.
Roxanne lands a hard slap across Sarah's face and
Sarah's eyes turn to fire as she turns back and stares
at Roxanne with a grin. She then tackles her down and
waylays the fists to her, then taking er by the hair
and repeatedly bouncing her head off the mat.
Donna Berwick has to break it up and Sarah gets back
to her feet while Roxanne is still down, then with a
running start she lands a thunderous kick to Roxanne's
face.
Adam:A mean streak showing now from Sarah Twilight.
Bradley: Adam I'll tell you, one thing you don't ever
want to be in the middle of is a pissed off woman, let
alone two of them!!
Roxanne holds her face in agony and before the
magnitude of the injury can set in she writhes in pain
as she is turned over into a Sharpshooter.
Roxanne claws and screams trying to get free but Sarah
arches her back damn near splitting her in half.
Donna gets down in Roxanne's face.
Donna: You wanna quit?
Roxanne: Ahhhhhhhhh! Noooooooo! Noooooo!
After about a minute of being subjected to the hold,
Roxanne finally reaches the ropes and Donna calls for
the break. Sarah holds it on four about a four count
and breaks just before the five to avoid a DQ.
As Sarah releases the hold she pulls Roxanne by her
legs from the ropes, but Roxanne holds on to them.
Then Sarah in a swift motion YANKS her so hard it
causes her to let go and she drops face first onto the
mat, with Sarah still dragging her.
Adam: I'm not so sure that your assumptions were
correct Bradley, it looks like Sarah has maintained
control in this matchup.
Bradley: She may be taking it to Roxanne now, but
she's gonna make a mistake, and when that happens
Roxanne will be all over her in the blink of an eye, I
guarantee it!
Sarah drags Roxanne to the center of the ring and then
hauls her to her feet. Roxanne is barely able to stand
as she maintains a vertical base only by hunching
over. Sarah takes her spot running into the ropes and
coming back to catch a Fame-asser. Roxanne goes down
hard, face first into the mat!
Adam: It's over! Sarah's won it!
Bradley: No...Roxanne....it's not over yet!!
Donna in position.
One!
Two!
Thre......No, just at the last second, Roxanne gets a
shoulder up.
Sarah gets back up and goes back over for the ladder,
meanwhile Roxanne struggles slowly to her feet. Sarah
lays the ladder sideways inbetween the top and middle
ropes. Then turns around to head back over to Roxanne.
But Roxane is up and charges Sarah full force, but
just at the last moment Sarah drops down and catches
her with a drop toehold...sending Roxanne face first
RIGHT into the waiting LADDER!!!!!
Adam: MY GOD! WHAT AN IMPACT!
Bradley: No! No! Roxanne do something!!!
Sarah struts around and plays to the crowd who are
LOVING this!
She then goes for the cover on Roxanne, but the
downed diva grabs her for a roll up as she approaches
pulling her tights and even using the ropes for
leverage.
One!
Two!
Thre......Just at the last moment Sarah breaks free.
She rolls out and back to her feet, waiting for
Roxanne, as the diva gets to her feet Sarah rushes her
with a clothesline, but Roxanne ducks under it and as
Sarah quickly turns she is met with a perfectly
planted dropkick by Roxanne.
Sarah is dazed a bit and quickly gets back to her
feet, and now Roxanne catches her for a HUGE evenflow
DDT.
Roxanne for the cover.
One!
Two!
Thr......Sarah still kicks out!
Sarah wails off at Roxanne who returns the blows.
Sarah gets caught with a rake to the eyes and Roxanne
capitalizes as she lifts Sarah up for a
powerbomb....but Sarah wiggles free and slides off of
the move, putting her in perfect position as she locks
Roxanne's head over her shoulder and WHAM!!! She drops
her in the most devestaing Twilight Zone you ever
saw!!!!
Sarah makes the cover wearily as Donna gets in
position.
One!
Two!
Three!
Adam:She did it! Sarah won her debut match!
Bradley:I can't believe it....this woman has impressed
me now in more ways than one!
Charles:And the winner of this bout....."Sexy" Sarah
Twiiiiiiliiiiight!!!!!!
"Bitch" plays again over the loud speaker and Sarah
celebrates her victory.....but then grabs a mic.
Sarah:Cut the music....
Sarah: Houston! What did you think of that debut?
The crowd goes absolutely fucking nuts. She gets a
huge ovation.
Sarah: Well this is what you can expect from me each
and every week, nothing but the absolute best! And
therefore this is what I want.....VCW is having there
first Pay Per View very soon, and this is they way
it's gonna work......I am issueing a challenge for
Hell's Highway for a ladder match to any female in the
back. Hell, I don't care who or how many accept it.
The more the better!
The crowd is loving this idea and go berserk chanting
for Sarah.
Sarah: This will be a very special ladder match, we
can have as many girls enter it as they like....me
being the first entrant of course. And we will let our
esteemed commissioners or the owner himself decide
what shiny prize awaits us at the top. *winks*
Again the crowd is ballistic, the men google eyed and
sweaty from her presence.
Sarah: Oh and ladies....let me just formally welcome
you to.....The TWILIGHT ZONE!!!!!
Right as she says that she makes an example out of
referee Donna Berwick. Hoisting her up and then
crashing her down for the same fate as Roxanne.
Adam: No! Twilight Zone on Donna!! She the ref for
Christ's sake!
Bradley: Sarah making a statement tonight, she came
here to make an impact and I think she's succeeded!
The camera shows Roxanne and Donna both laid out in
the ring as Sarah struts her way back up the entrance
ramp towards the back. Some of the fans now booing her
but for the most part she is well received.
Adam: Some EMT's headed to the ring to check on
Donna's condition and we must go to break, we will be
right back
We see a limo with "DFC" on it, and the fans go
totally insane! The
door opens, and out come Deffstar, Baddwin and
Jerrone, and the entire
Reliant Stadium is SHAKING!
MC: So... From the fed "Where The Censorship Dies"...
JM: To the fed "Where Censorship Was Always Dead, And
Where Bullshit...
Stops!"
Jerrone: I feel that, homeboys...
All three DFC members exchange pounds, we see them
walk direct to Mr.
Ross's office. There, they bump into none other than
B.B!
MC: Homegirl! What the muthafuckin dilley B?
BB: All coolness here in the VCW, you know that.
MC: Yeah, I feel ya there... so much, in fact, that
Ross sent us here
to officially sign with VCW. We left OWA last night,
so we don't have
them whiteboys fucking up OUR program, huh guys?
JM: Damn right...
Jerrone: Yeah bredren.
BB: Awesome shit MC!
Just then, the door opens and we see Ms. Russo.
Ms. Russo: MC! Great you could make it! Mr. Ross will
see you guys
now...
The door shuts...
MC: Coolness. Hey homegirl, I got this contract to
sign, OK, so, I'll
holla later playa...
MC and BB give eachother a pound...
BB: Later homeboys!
The DFC then enter Mr. Ross's office...
We see someone walking down a highway as "Heart-shaped box" by
Nirvana starts up.
We hear a voice
"Many have traveled down this road, not many have come back"
The camera switches around to see Nemesis is walking down the highway
Nemesis: I plan on making it back, I feel sorry for anyone who
travels down this path with me. They may not be so lucky.
The camera switches back to see the highway on fire, we hear Nemesis
laugh a little.
Nemesis: They may not be so lucky.
Then we hear an announcer's voice
Announcer: VCW'S FIRST EVER PAY-PER-VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA HELL'S HIGHWAY
COMING TO YOU LIVE APRIL THE 30TH, EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW, CALL
YOUR CABLE COMPANY TO ORDER
We then see a gang of people fighting on the highway that's on fire
and Nemesis charges in the middle of it.*
Adam: And we open you now to our next contest, which
should be nothing short of what we've already seen
here tonight!
Bradley: Damn right Adam. EMT's now tending to Donna
Berwick our female ref after that devestating Twilight
Zone.
Adam: I think that was uncalled for.....
Adam is interrupted for the second week in a row as
the lights go out and music plays....
http://www.soundclick.us/fastkG/09/02/freemp3/vcw+sourtimes.mp3
As the lyrics play...
To pretend that one can find
Fantasies in morning rose
Forbidden fruit, hidden lies
Courtesies that I despise in me
Take a ride, take a shot now...
Cause nobody loves me, it's true
Not like you do...
Adam: My god! Again we have been sent warning!
Then all of a sudden we see a familiar name appear on
the UltraTron...
SINISTER
Then we hear his voice.
"tell all the boys that I'm coming, YOU TELL THEM I'M
COMING, AND
HELL'S COMING WITH ME YOU HEAR, HELL'S... COMING...
WITH ME"
Then the lights come back on.
Adam: I don't like the looks of that, Sinister is
coming to VCW!
Bradley: And I feel sorry for anybody in his path!
Charles stands waiting in the ring, with an uneasy
look and clears his throat.
Charles: The following contest will be a triple threat
match....and it is to determine the number one
contender for the VCW Television
Championship......introducing first, weighing in at
220 lbs...Cerebral Assaaaassiiiin!
"Immortality Insane" by Pantera plays and the crowd
starts booing. Some of them cheer, and leaves for a
mixed reaction
Then "The Presidential Polanaise" by The U.S. Marine
Band plays and the whole arena booes and curses as
Hamato Saki makes his way to the ring
Charles: And his opponent, making his way to the
ring.....from Tokyo, Japan....weighing in at 223
lbs.....Hamato Saaaaakiiii!
As he takes the ring "Down with the Clown" by Insane
Clown Posse plays and surprisingly the fans greet
Nightmare with a huge reaction.
Charles: Introducing now....from Parts Unknown,
.....weighing in at 215lbs......Niiiiightmaaaare!
The bell is rung and the match begins.
[T] Television Title # 1 Contender's Match
[N] Cerebral Assassin vs Nightmare
[A] vs Hamato Saki
The match starts out ferosiously as all three men
tangle. CA and Nightmare almost immediately go to work
on Hamato, lifting him up for a double scrapbuster and
SLAMMING him down hard!
Once he is temporarily out of the equation the two
lock up.
Nightmare goes straight at CA and the slugfest ensues.
CA gets the best of this one and whips Nightmare into
the ropes, almost beheading him on the return with a
running clothesline.
CA then slides out of the ring and retrieves a chair,
he returns back in the ring and now Saki is back up.
CA charges him with the chair but Saki ducks under and
catches a HARD shuffle side kick, sending the chair
crashing into CA's head.
Nightmare gets back to his feet and takes it to Saki,
nailing him with a hard elbow to the back of his head.
He lands repeated shots backing him into the ropes.
But then Saki fights back and launches Nightmare up
out of the ring to the floor with a back bodydrop.
Saki then runs full speed across the ring and back,
launching himself over the ropes with a suicide dive
right into Nightmare.
Adam: What action! This match heating up already!
Bradley: Ha! It's for a guaranteed shot at the
television title what would you expect?
CA gets back to his feet inside the ring. Saki is back
up on the outside. The two meet on the apron and
exchange fists. CA gets the best of this one and
attempts a suplex but it is blocked by Saki who in
turn hoists CA up and suplexes him down to the
outside.
All three men are down on the outside.
Nightmare is first back to his feet and he uses this
time to retrieve a table from under the ring.
He sets up the table on the outside and just as he
gets it set he is railed from behind by Hamato Saki
with some swift and deadly martial arts kicks to the
back of his head.
Nightmare is staggered a bit and Saki continues to lay
into him, now with hard knife edge chops across his
chest. Nightmare fights back shoving him off and into
the guard railing. He follows up with a clothesline
which send both men over the railing and into the
crowd.
Adam: And this fight has been taken out into the
crowd!
Bradley: I hope they all signed waivers for this show!
Meanwhile CA begins to get to his feet and then
follows the fight into the crowd.
Saki is down with Nightmare stomping away at him, and
then he is railed by CA who comes from behind with a
low blow!
Nightmare drops to his knees and CA drags him back
towards the guard railing, he props him up against it
and backs up.
With a running start he charges forward and Nightmare
rolls out of the way just in time.....CA meets nothing
but steel in a head on collision as he went for a
shoulderblock!
Nightmare uses all of his stregth to hoist himself up
and he falls back onto the mat at ringside as he makes
his way...barely, over the railing.
At the same time, Hamato is back up and follows
Nightmare over the railing, he heads for the ring
apron and retrieves a kendo-stick.
He walks over and begins whipping away at the back of
Nightmare who screams out in pain.
After about a minute of this assault her drags
Nightmare to his feet and rolls him into the ring.
He makes a cover.
One!
Two!
Thr.....No a kick out at the last monent by Nightmare.
Hamato keeps on him, atatcking with hard kicks to his
back that can be heard throughout the arena.
Meanwhile CA gets back to his feet on the outside and
makes his way to the guard railing, climbing back
over.
Adam: What a match thusfar, these men taking it to the
extreme!
Bradley: To be honest after what I've seen so far
tonight, nothing that goes on will surprise me!
CA makes it back to ringside and as Hamato works on
Nightmare, he creeps into the ring. Saki turns araound
just in time to see CA knee come straight at him as he
gets knocked for a loop.
With CA's attention on Saki, Nightmare who is still
down takes his opportunity and grabs CA for a roll up.
One!
Two!
CA kicks out just after two.
He gets up pissed and begins stomping down on
Nightmare. Then hauling him up and whipping him into
the turnbuckle, he charges at him and lands a splash
in the corner which send Nightmare down.
He then ascends the ropes and sits perched up on the
top, he leaps off for an elbow drop, but out of
nowhere Hamato Saki intercepts him with a huge kick to
the chin!
Adam: Look at this action! I can't believe what we are
seeing!
Bradley: Ha! Bodies are everywhere! This is great!
Hamato now with a distinct advantage goes for
Nightmare once again. But as he lifts him to his feet
he is caught with an unexpected DDT. Nightmare now
with a few moments to recover.
All three men are down and begin to struggle to their
feet. Nightmare being the first one up, followed by
CA. The two clash and excahnge hard fists by the
dozen. The CA gets caught with a thumb to the eye and
Nightmare tries to send him over the top through the
table with a toss, but CA hangs on and fights back
while on the ring apron.
Both men struggle for position, CA dangerously close
to the edge, the table positioned right beneath him.
Nightmare attempts a shoulderblock to the middle rope
but CA catches him and hooks his arms, he lets his
weight drop down as he pulls Nightmare through the
ropes with him for a pedigree off the ring apron,
CRASHING right down through the table!!!
Crowd: "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
Adam: MY GOD! Did you just see that?
Bradley: He's gotta be out! There is no way he can get
up after that!!
Nightmare lays amongst the debri of the table laid the
fuck out as CA slowly climbs back into the ring.
Bryan Ackerley is meanwhile distracted by Ms Kim who
has made her way to ringside and is up on the opposite
ring apron.
As CA enters the ring he has no sooner got to his feet
as he was ambushed from behind by
Corporate America. Allan Hughes hoists him up as John
Wilson comes off of the ropes and nails him with the
Takeover! They quickly depart the ring and head back
into the crowd from where they came.
Adam: And the Crawford Family gonna steal another one
here!
Bradley: What are you talking about Adam? There is
nothing unfair about this!
Adam: So you think having Corp. America interfere is
fair?
Bradley: They didn't interfere....they just....well
they were giving Hamato a fair amount of time to get
back up is all.
Ms Kim finally leaves the ring apron and Bryan
Ackerley turns back to the match to see a laid out
Cerebral Assassin, with Saki crawling over for the
cover.
Saki drapes his arm over CA and Ackerley drops down
for the count.
One!
Adam: No not like this!
Two!
Bradley: Quit your complaining!
Three!!
Adam: And he stole it!!
Bradley: Yes! Yes! uh...I mean no! What are you
talking about, this was a great earned victory by
Saki!
Charles: The winner of this match, and the number one
contender for the VCW Television
Championship......Hamato Saaaaakiiiiii!!!
Backstage we see "Hot Ass" Amy Lane and her sister
Jennifer Lane talking.
Jennifer: What was J-Lo's deal last week? Did she ever
tell you?
Amy: No she didn't, I respect her so much. I don't
understand why she would come off at me like that.
Jennifer: You know if anything kicks off, I got your
back sister.
Amy: Thank you.
Jennifer: Uh-Oh, here she comes
Right then we see J-Lo with Bambi and The Female Fight
Club, they are talking and laughing
J-Lo: Hey girls, look who it is. Some girl who claims
to have a "Hot Ass"?
KD: Ha, they all want to be you J-Lo.
J-Lo: I know they do, they all want to be a Lohan. I
mean who but me and my sister has managed to beat JFF
and Joss in a match.
Ms. Payne: Oh you so totally creamed Joss in that
Playhouse match J.
J-Lo: J? I like it Maxine, I like it.
Marz: So who are you two girls?
Amy: I'm "Hot A…, I'm Amy Lane, and this is my Sister
Jenif…
J-Lo: AHHHH, who cares? You are looking at the
dominate females in VCW.
Jennifer: Why don't you stop trying to bully my
sister?
J-Lo: And what are you gonna do about it.
Jennifer slaps J-Lo across the face
J-Lo: *holding her face* Oh you little BITCH!
The FFC immediately jumps on Amy and Jennifer. Bambi
grabs the two girls and delivers a double Rock Bottom
onto the concrete, Marz and Ms. Payne start stomping
away on Amy, J-Lo and KD starts stomping away on
Jennifer. J-Lo then puts Jennifer in the Star
Treatment, and Jennifer is tapping away, but J-Lo pays
it no attention as she just laughs as she pulls back
even further. J-Lo finally lets go after she hears
Jennifer start to scream out her submission. J-Lo
pulls Jennifer up by her hair
J-Lo: Now, so you won't forget, be in Dallas next
week, because I have an ass whooping for you, and only
you. And you better come and get it, or we will come
looking for you.
Adam: What a Jezebel, we have to take a quick commercial break, we'll
be right back folks.
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Mr. Ross in his office
Mr. Ross: VCW
We see Richard Crawford in his office
Richard: VCW
We then see Matt Danger in his office
Matt: VCW
We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.
J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
We then hear an announcer's voice
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
Adam: Welcome Back to Anarchy and our show tonight
promises to be the best Anarchy to date! I have to
give credit to our Bossman, Mr Ross, for being a pure
genius inviting the American Outlaws to the show
again.
Bradley: Yes, Mr Ross is a GENIUS! Our ratings are
gonna sky rocket again with the American Outlaws on
the show again.
Adam: Coming up next is the very first VCW Women's
Title defense by the American Outlaw, Sassy Lassy
against Miss Kim and former Women's Champion, Jesse
Vance-Young.
Bradley: This match promises to be a good match simply
because she is an Outlaw but also because she is tough
and beautiful.
Adam: Kissing some Outlaw ass, are we?
The lights dim as "The Presidential Polonaise" by the
United States Marine Band and the crowd begins to boo
profusely for the member of "The Crawford Family".
Charles Holcomb puts the microphone up to his mouth as
"The Presidential Polonaise" continues to play getting
ready to announce this next match.
Charles: Introducing first hailing from Tokyo, Japan
and weighing in at 115 lbs, a member of "The Crawford
Family", MS. KIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The slender but devious woman makes her way to the
ring and slides inside. Ms. Kim shouts out a few
things at the fans in Japanese as the fans answer her
back with a less than warm reception as the crowd boo
her more and more.
"My Way" by Limp Bizkit blares throughout the arena as
Jesse Vance-Young makes her way into the arena and
white pyros go off everywhere sounding like fireworks.
The fans go absolutely nutz as the former VCW Women's
Champion, Jesse Vance-Young makes her way to the ring.
Charles: Introducing next, hailing from Toronto,
Ontario, Canada and weighing in at 145 lbs...Former
VCW Women's Champion, JEEEESSSSSSE VAAAAANNNNNCE-
YOOOOUUUUUNNNNGG!
Jesse heads out to the ring to HUGE cheers as the
Former Women's Champion makes her way out to the ring
and climbs up the steps, waving to her fans as she
climbs through the ropes and into the ring. Ms Kim and
Jesse stand nose to nose to one another and things are
looking tense in the ring.
"American BadAss" by Kid Rock blares throughout the
arena and we see some streaming Red, White, and Blue
Pyros explode. Sassy Lassy comes out to the arena and
fans go absolutely nutz! The American Outlaw makes her
way to the ring.
Charles: Introducing next, hailing from Miami, Florida
and weighing in at 120 lbs...VCW Women's
Champion...Saaaaasssssy Llaaaasssssyyy!
There is total pandemonium in the crowd as the
beautiful Sassy makes her way to the ring with off the
hook applause. Sassy slaps the hands of all the fans
that she can as she makes her way to the ring. All you
can hear is the deafening sound of the fans chanting,
"Sassy! Sassy! Sassy!" She slides underneath the rope
and stares down both competitors as the look in her
eyes is that of pure confidence as she gets ready to
defend her new belt. Sassy stares down both Jesse and
Ms. Kim and things look pretty intense inside of the
ring.
<< T >> VCW Women's Championship Match
<< N >> Sassy Lassy (Champion) vs.
<< A >> Jesse Vance-Young and Ms. Kim
Edgar Hyde calls for the bell and the match begins.
All three girls begin to exchange puches to one
another in the middle of the ring. Jesse and Ms. Kim
double team Sassy, Jesse doing an arm whip on Sassy
and then Ms Kim doing a reverse arm bar on her and
Sassy is holding her right arm in pain.
Jesse grabs a hold of Sassy's arm again and gets her
in a shoulder throw and then uses that move to pull
her into an arm drag with a leg throw getting Sassy on
the mat. Ms. Kim seeing Sassy on the mat capitalizes
on this situation and does a rolling leg sleeper hold.
The referee, Edgar Hyde, gets on the mat and watches
Sassy, Ms. Kim grabbing a hold of the other arm and
now the referee is watching it fall and also keeping a
careful eye on Sassy's shoulders making sure that they
aren't touching the mat.
Sassy's hand drops to the mat...1
Edgar Hyde grabs a hold of Sassy's hand again and
let's go of it as her hand falls to the mat again...2
The referee grabs a hold of her hand again and lets it
fall but this time Sassy fights it and begins to start
to try to get out of it. Sassy gets back to her feet
again, but she is met by a short arm clothesline by
Ms. Kim and Jess begins to stomp on Sassy's stomach
with her foot.
Jesse begins to try to stomp on Sassy but she is
thwarted by a leg sweep by the VCW Women's Champion
and Jesse is now laying on her stomach on the mat.
Sassy reaches around Jesse's head and pulls her arm
across Jesse's face. Sassy locks her hands together
and pulls back applying the crippler cross face on
Jesse.
Luckily, Jesse is close enough to the ropes that she
is able to get her hand on the bottom ropes, begging
for the pain to just end. Jesse and Sassy get up at
the same time, Sassy tries to go for a hurricanrana
but she gets kicked in the stomach before doing so.
Both girls apply a front face lock on Sassy and throws
her near arm across their shoulders. Ms. Kim and Jesse
grabs onto Sassy's skirt and lifts her up in the air
upside down then both girls are falling back dropping
Sassy face/chest first into the mat.
Adam: That was a HUGE double team by Ms. Kim and
Jesse...what a HUGE Suplex and all three girls are
out!
Jesse goes for the cover...
1...
2...
Sassy kicks out!
All three girls are up now. Sassy picks up Jesse and
holds her pile driver position, Kim jumps off the
turnbuckle and spikes the pile driver, knocking Jesse
flat on the mat and writhing in pain. Sassy picks up
Jesse and wraps her arms around her head and does the
Twist of Fate and the fans go nutz! Sassy goes for the
cover...
1...
2...
Jesse kicks out!
Sassy looks visibly frustrated that she didn't get the
3 count on Jesse and just then Ms. Kim does a drop
kick on Sassy throwing her outside of the ring and
away from the action. Ms. Kim quickly capitalizes on
the situation by applying a front face lock on Jesse
and throwing her arm across their shoulders. Ms. Kim
grabs Jesse's near leg and hooks it. Ms. Kim lifts
Jesse up and falls backwards so that she lands back
first on the mat. Ms. Kim goes into a bridge...
1...
2...
Jesse kicks out!
Sassy is now back in the ring and she immediately
begins to start throwing punches at Ms. Kim. Sassy
does an irish whip on Ms. Kim into the ropes and on
the return gets a flying lariat. She then grabs a hold
of Ms. Kim's arm and applies a reverse arm bar on her.
She holds that move for a minute. Ms. Kim is screaming
in pain. Sassy lets go of the hold and then runs up to
the rope wrapping her legs around Ms. Kim's head and
pulling off a HUGE Springboard Flying Head Scissors on
Ms. Kim. Jesse sees the opportunity and tries to cover
Ms. Kim...
1...
2...
Ms. Kim kicks out!
Ms. Kim gets up and tries to apply a dragon sleeper on
Sassy but Jesse starts punching Ms. Kim. Both Jesse
and Sassy grab a hold of Ms. Kim and irish whip her
into the ropes. On the return both girls hit her with
a double clothesline. Sassy lifts Kim on her shoulders
and Jesse clothesline her again but this time from the
top rope.
Adam: Holy shit! These girls pulled off a Doomsday
Device!
Jesse then picks up Ms. Kim and gives her a back
breaker while Sassy leg drops her from the middle rope
while Jesse still has her in the back breaker and you
hear Ms. Kim screaming in more pain. When Ms. Kim gets
up both Sassy and Jesse get a Double DDT on Ms Kim and
both girls fight for the cover. Jesse tries to cover
first and then Sassy kicks her in the stomach and goes
for the cover herself…
1…
2…
Near fall!
Sassy gets really frustrated that she hasn't won the
match yet and gets distracted and doesn't pay
attention to what the other girls are doing. Jesse
then front kicks Sassy in the stomach and whips her
into the ropes and then she is hoisted in the air and
brought down by Kim with a bulldog!
Adam: Holy Shit! That was a HUGE Bulldog that could be
heard in Canada!
Bradley: I am glad I wasn't on the other end of that!
Jesse then goes over to Sassy and takes her legs in
her hands, crossing them over figure four style and
then flips her around and arches her back in a Texas
Clover Leaf. Ms. Kim then runs over to Sassy and does
a leg drop on Sassy while Jesse still has the clover
leaf locked in!
Adam: Ouch! You know that has got to hurt!
Bradley: I can only imagine!
Jesse still has the Texas Clover Leaf locked in and
Sassy is able to twist around and puts the pressure
back on Jesse and both girls release the hold.
Adam: I bet that Sassy is happy that she was able to
get out of that hold!
Sassy gets up off the mat and begins to kick Jesse in
the stomach. Ms. Kim wraps her arms around Jesse and
does a German Suplex on her and then Sassy grabs
Jesse's feet once she hits the ground and does an
Inverted Flap Jack!
Sassy and Ms. Kim look at each other with hatred in
their eyes and they go at one another exchanging Knife
Hand Chops at one another. Ms. Kim whips Sassy into
the corner and then she heads toward Sassy charging
her. Sassy climbs the ropes and nails a HELLACIOUS
Sassy Crash on Ms. Kim. Sassy covers Ms. Kim…
1…
2…
The referee, Edgar Hyde, looks up and sees B.B. come
into the ring and starts to stomp on Sassy. She brings
Sassy to her feet and gets off a HELLACIOUS DDT on
Sassy and the fans start to boo profusely
The bell is rung immediately.
Adam: How cheap....more interference!
Bradley: But at least she gets to keep her belt!
Charles: The winner of this match via
disqualification.....VCW Women's Champion.....Sassy
Laaaaassy!
Soon after Saundra Gates head down into the ring and
all of these women are going at it. Tearing into each
other.
Then all of the sudden "Shut the fuck up" hits and Mr.
Ross takes the stage.
Ross: Hold it ladies!!! Let me just start off by
telling you that I will not tolerate this constant
interference. So this is how it is going to go.....the
five of you will be involved in a Playhouse match at
Hell's Highway, this match will be for the VCW Women's
Championship. Enjoy ladies!
Ross turns to leave the stage and then pauses and
turns back around.
Ross: Oh and one more thing.....there will be a sixth
participant in that match, who I will announce at this
week's house show!
The fans go crazy at this as "Shut the fuck up" by
Brides of Destruction plays again and the boss leaves.
Adam: What a major announcement by Mr Ross!
Bradley: A playhouse match....shit that is gonna be
good.
Then all of the sudden we are interrupted.
"Fuck The World" by ICP hits, and down the aisle comes
David "The
UnTouchable" Ahrens, with a mic in hand, and he enters
the ring to a pretty
negative reaction...
David: You people can boo me all you want, the plain
and simple fact is...I should be world champion right
now! What the fuck kind of shit is this that Crawford
nails me with a fine and a suspension? And on top of
it makes sure I don't win....I am so sick of all you
people, and your Peter Vances *huge cheer* and your
Jason Snows *Fans go fucking crazy*
It's about time you wake up and realize that this is
my time.....this time belongs to me David "The
Untouchable" Ahr.....
Then we hear...
"A lot of people ask me.. stupid fuckin questions...
A lot of people think that.. what I say on records,
or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do
in real life,
or that I believe in it...
Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..
I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it...
Well, shit.. if you believe that, then I'll kill you!
You know why?
Cuz I'm a CRIMINAL!
CRIMINAL!
You god damn right
I'm a CRIMINAL!
Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAL!"
And out comes a tough looking SOB by the name of Dice
Morgan and the
fans give him a more hostile ovation than Ahrens!
"My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of
em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checkin the mail
Get it? Checkin the 'male'?
How many records you expectin to sell
after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV, and Comcast cable
and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin these charts
And you can't stop me from droppin each March
with a brand new cd for these fuckin retards
Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck," still won't leave
I'm a CRIMINAL!
Cuz every time I write a rhyme, these people think
it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL!
but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
and keep goin, I don't take shit from no one
I'm a CRIMINAL!
Cuz every time I write a rhyme, these people think
it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL!
but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
and keep goin, I don't take shit from no one..."
And by now, Dice has entered the ring, staring a hole
through Ahrens.
And Dice GOES TO WORK!
Right hands by Dice, and a whip into the ropes, and a
belly-to-belly
throw sends The Untouchable FLYING over to the
opposite side of the ring!
As Dice salutes the crowd drawing a chorus of boos,
Ahrens spears him
down and nails some hard right hands on Dice. By now,
referee Donna
Berwick has entered and the bell has rung!
<T> Impromptu Match
<N> David "The Untouchable" Ahrens
<A> vs. Dice Morgan
Adam: An unexpected matchup here on Anarchy as David
Ahrena apparently raised the ire of Dice Morgan.
Bradley: I kinda like that Ahrens guy though...
Adam: You would...
Ahrens continues to pummel away, but is pushed away by
Dice. Dice gets
up and stomps away on Ahrens, before picking him up
and nailing A SICK
ASSED PEDIGREE! He then shouts:
Dice: TRIP TO THE FUCKIN' BRICKS, PUNK!
Then as Dice stalks Ahrens, two giant arms grabs him
from behind, and
we see that those arms belong to
MARK
SANDERS!
The place erupts as Sanders nails THE DAMNEDSET
TWISTER SEEN ON
TELEVISION TO DICE MORGAN! Then Sanders shouts...
Mark: MACK, THIS IS HOW YOU TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS,
MOTHERFUCKER!
And we see Mack "The Monster" Taylor sprint down and
pound Mark in the
back with a forearm! And the fight is on between Mack
and Mark! They scuffle around for a few moments before
security rushes out from the back and breaks them
apart. It takes a total of 16 guards to seperate
them,.
Adam: The monsters collide!
Bradley: Look at the mass of guys it is taking to
seperate them!
Adam: We head to a break, but we will be right back!!
$$Commercial Break$$
We see someone walking down a highway as "Heart-shaped box" by
Nirvana starts up.
We hear a voice
"Many have traveled down this road, not many have come back"
The camera switches around to see Nemesis is walking down the highway
Nemesis: I plan on making it back, I feel sorry for anyone who
travels down this path with me. They may not be so lucky.
The camera switches back to see the highway on fire, we hear Nemesis
laugh a little.
Nemesis: They may not be so lucky.
Then we hear an announcer's voice
Announcer: VCW'S FIRST EVER PAY-PER-VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA HELL'S HIGHWAY
COMING TO YOU LIVE APRIL THE 30TH, EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW, CALL
YOUR CABLE COMPANY TO ORDER
We then see a gang of people fighting on the highway that's on fire
and Nemesis charges in the middle of it.*
Adam: We've come back from the break and just before
we came back on air security was finally able to
seperate Mack Taylor and Mark Sanders.
Bradley: I didn't think anybody would be able to stop
those two...damn!
Adam: Well folks, let us take you to the ring as we
get set for our main event!
Charles: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall...
Tornado rules,
for the
VCW World Tag Team Championships!
Introducing first, the challengers, from Miami,
Florida, at a total
combined weight
of 491lbs.....Ash Adams, Geoff Adams....The
AAAAAAdaaaaaams Booooooyz!
"Out of control
Out of control
Out of control
Sometimes I feel that I missunderstood
The rivers run and deep right through my thought
Your naked body lying on the ground
You always get me up when I'm down
And it always seems we're runnin' out of time,
We're out of control
Out of Control
Out of control..."
"Out of Control" by the Chemical Brothers plays on the
speakers
throughout the arena and Ash and Geoff make their way
down to the ring to a
mixed fan reaction.
Then we hear...
"{*Braves tomahawk chop done in background of Chorus*}
[Chorus]
[Nelly] Let me see you take it off
[P. D.] Girl go and take it off
[Nelly] We can even do it slow
[P. D.] We can even do it slow
[Nelly] Take it where you want to go
[P. D.] Take it where you want to go
[Nelly] Just take that ass to the floor
[P. D.] Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather, girl go and take it low
[Nelly] We can even do it slow
[P. D.] We can even do it slow
[Nelly] Take it where you want to go
[P. D.] Take it where you want to go
[Nelly] Just take that ass to the floor
[P. D.] Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather"
And as "Shake Ya Tail Feather" by Nelly, P. Diddy and
Murphy Lee hits,
the whole building goes absolutely wild, as the champs
make their way
down the ramp.
Charles: And their opponents....from Baltimore,
Maryland, weighing in
at a total combined weight of 560lbs....They are the
V...C...W... TAG
TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOORRRRRRLD!
Chad Richardson, Danny Harris.....The Greeeeaaaatest
Taaaaag
Teeeeeaaam...
of ALLLLLLLLL... TIIIMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!
The fans in Reliant Stadium get into a motherfucking
FRENZY as they
cheer loudly for the champs! The males in the crowd
are barking for Danny
and the ladies are going nuts for Chad!
Referee Bryan Ackerley is handed the belts by the
champions, and he
holds them up high. All four combatants stare each
other down, then the
bell rings, and they are go!
<T> VCW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES:
<N> The Greatest Tag-Team Of All Time (Champions)
<A> vs. The Adams Boyz
All four men fight intensely on the bell, and both the
champs
clothesline the Adams over the top right to the floor!
All four fight at ringside, and referee Ackerley is
letting them play,
as Chad backdrops Ash into the first row, and Danny is
clotheslined
over the guardrail by Geoff!
The four make their way through the audience, hitting
each other with
random chairs and various shit, and the fans are just
EATING it UP!
Adam: Another fight out into the crowd, this place is
going nuts tonight!
Bradley: Damn right Adam, I just don't know what to
expect anymore.
After Chad nails Geoff with a trashcan, a path to the
ring is seemingly
made, as Geoff runs as Chad gives chase, wearing him
out with that
trashcan!
Meanwhile, Ash is not far behind, as we see that Danny
has a beer can!
And Ash gets the can crushed over his skull!
Both the Adams head toward the ring, as the champions
climb over the
guardrail, and enter the ring themselves. Then, all
four men are in the
ring, and a staredown ensues.
Chad then pairs off with Ash, and Danny and Geoff pair
off in the
opposite corner.
Chad and Ash nail each other with hard right hands,
until Geoff boots
Chad in the gut and nails a hard DDT.
Meanwhile Danny is wailing on Geoff, and hauls up
Geoff for a high
vertical suplex! Danny rolls the hips and scores with
a second suplex!
Danny rolls over again and holds up Geoff for a
delayed vertical suplex!
Danny covers...
ONE!
TWO!
Thr... Geoff kicks out!
Crowd: TWOOOOOOOOOO!
Adam: Close one for Geoff there as we see a near fall!
Bradley: You can always expect alot of that from
matches like these, those tornado style really get em
goin!
By now, Chad has turned the tide on Ash, and with a
leg trip, works in
a spinning toehold, then falls to the floor, CRASHING
DOWN onto Ash's
leg!
Danny locks in the Cobra Clutch and shouts to a
cameraman standing on
the apron "THIS IS WHAT A REAL DAWGHOUSE IS LIKE!" and
he hauls up
Geoff, SPIKING the Adams Boy on his head!
Danny covers again...
ONE!
TWO!
But Geoff kicks out!
Crowd: TWOOOOOOOOOO!
Chad attempts to lock in a figure-four on Ash, but
gets kicked off,
rebounds off the ropes, and he knees Ash RIGHT IN THE
NUTS! Referee
Ackerley is on the other side, so he couldn't see it
if he wanted to!
Chad then finds little resistance when he locks in the
Scorpion
Deathlock, and pulls Ash away from the ropes!
On the other side of the action, Danny and Geoff have
begun a little
slugfest at ringside! Danny gets the advantage and
sets up Geoff for a
belly to belly on the floor, but a knee to Danny's
groin allows Geoff to
suplex Danny INTO THE GUARDRAIL! The fans are in
shock, and many
chant...
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! V-C-DUB! HOLY SHIT! V-C-DUB!
Geoff sees that Ash is about to tap out to Chad's
submission and enters
the ring and bulldogs Chad from behind! The fans begin
to boo as Geoff
begins his attack on Chad, as Ash rolls to the
outside.
Geoff picks up Chad and hits a hard Michinoku Driver.
He covers Chad...
ONE!
TWO!
Near fall, as Chad kicks out!
And Chad grabs Geoff into an inside cradle...
ONE!
TWO!
But Geoff kicks out!
Bradley: Geez, fall after fall after fall....somebody
get it going!
Adam: This match shaping up quite a bit now. It's
anybody's chance here!
All of the sudden we see the cameras on the Ultratron
who have caught up with Maniac Mick and Nemesis who
are fighting still out in the docking area.
Both men are bloodied and battered as they take it to
one another.
Mick has some wire wrapped around Nemesis' throat and
is trying to choke him out. Nemesis uses raw power to
back Mick into one of the fences in the back, but Mick
won't let go.....he gets backed again, this time
harder and his hand slips and Nemesis gets free from
the choke.
Bradley: Damn, what have these guys been back there
fighting the whole damn night?
Adam: I think so bradley, I can't believe they are
still going at it!
Mick keeps the fight on Nemesis but doesn't phase him
much, and they both come dangerously close to the edge
of one of the docks. They exchange fists that stagger
each other, but neither takes any true advantage.
Finally Mick goes shoulder first into Nemesis and both
men go off the edge and plummet all the way to the
concrete floor.....neither man is moving!
Adam: HOLY SHIT! That's a 30 foot drop!
Bradley: I have never in my professional career have
seen something as disturbing as that!
The cameras zoom in on the two motionless bodies and
then cuts out as we return to the match in the ring,
still underway.
Both Chad and Geoff are at a stand off in the ring,
and they resume the
fight!
At ringside, Danny staggers back up, holding his head,
as the suplex
into the guardrail took it out of him! He sees Ash and
staggers to him...
In the ring, Geoff puts in a gut wrench, hauls Chad up
and drives him
down for the ADAMS BOMB!
Geoff makes the cover...
ONE!
TWO!
THR...Chad, at the last moment, SHOOTS the left
shoulder up!
And as Geoff picks up Chad, Chad nails a SWEET
uppercut, that stops
Geoff in his tracks. He walks a couple of paces and
shouts... "That
Reeeeeeeeeeeaaally Huuuuuuuurt!" but before he can
fall forward, ala the Ric
Flair Flop, Chad grabs Geoff's head, and nails a hell
of a brainbuster!
We then hear Chad shout...
Chad: THIS OUTLAW RUNS... ON... POPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
POWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!
And this garners a HUGE CHEER from the Houston fans!
Chad leaps up to
the top, and waits for Geoff to get up, and Chad
leaps and nails the
DAMNEDEST "Poppy Cutter" EVER SEEN ON LIVE TELEVISION!
Chad goes for the
cover...
ONE!
TWO!
But Geoff, ON INSTINCT ALONE, gets the shoulder up!
Adam:How did he kick out from that?
Bradley: I don't know Adam...I'm still in shock from
what we saw a few minutes ago.
Meanwhile at ringside, Danny sees that Ash is still
hurting from Chad's
submission, and grabs the leg of Ash and without
skipping a beat, locks
in a FIGURE-FOUR on Ash!
As Ash taps out in pain, we see that referee Ackerley
is in the ring,
unable to make the call for the bell! And then we hear
a thud, than
another, followed by a clatter, and we see two CHAIRS
beside a KO'ed Danny,
and a KO'ed Ash! And we see above them are...
BLADE
AND
GRAYSON!
Adam: Damn it! More interference....everyone seems to
have far too many issue tonight!
Bradley: Well, they ARE the former champs, they have
an interest in this match!
Blade stomps away on Danny and Ash while Grayson grabs
one of the
chairs and enters the ring! Grayson swings that chair
at Chad, but he ducks,
but Geoff is not so lucky!
Chad then superkicks the chair into Grayson's face,
and picks up Geoff,
and nails a heavy duty... SLEEPING IN SEATTLE!
Chad hooks the leg on Geoff...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Charles: The WINNERS... AND STILL! V..C..W.. TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS OF THE
WORRRRRRRRRLLLLLLD!
Chad Richardson, Danny Harris.....The Greeeeaaaatest
Taaaaag
Teeeeeaaam...
of ALLLLLLLLL... TIIIMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!
Then Chad has no time to celebrate, as he sees Blade
still doing a
number on Danny! And as Ash gets up, a 2-on-1 double
team ensues, until
Chad springs off the opposite ropes and nails a
PLANCHA, that takes out
EVERYONE!
Chad and Danny struggle up first, and then they recive
their title
belts from Bryan Ackerley, and celebrate in the ring,
but both get attacked
from behind by
THE
BK
BOYS!
Adam: The BK Boys....my God everyone is out here going
at it!
Bradley: When the roof caves, it caves all the way!
And the tag team from Brooklyn waste no time in
wailing on Chad and
Danny, and they set up Chad for the Bling Bling Smash,
but Chad gets off
Rolly's shoulders and nails a hardcore DDT on Rolly!
But as Joey goes
for Chad, Blade and Grayson are back up, and they
enter the ring! Seconds
later, the Adams are in that ring, and a FULL SCALE,
PIER-SIX BRAWL
ENSUES!
"Shut the Fuck up" hits
Bradley: Are we being treated to the Owner again tonight?
Instead of Mr. Ross coming out, we see Ms. Russo and the guys in the
audience go GAGA, all of the fighting stops in the ring.
Bradley: YIPPY, IT'S MS. RUSSO!
Rebecca: Boys, BOYS. No need to fight when I'm out here. I've been
sent out here by Mr. Ross to announce another match at Hell's
Highway. For the VCW World Tag-Team Belts. We will see The Greatest
Tag-Team of All Time, Danny and Chad defending their titles against,
The Adams Boyz *mixed reaction* Blade and Grayson *fans boo* and the
BK Boys. In a
T
L
C
MATCH!
Fans ERUPT from that comment.
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD!!
Bradley: HELL'S HIGHWAY IS SHAPING UP TO BE THE BEST PAY-PER VIEW
EVER!
Rebecca: Oh and boys, by order of these GREAT HOUSTON FANS, PLEASE
CONTINUE… FUCKING EACH OTHER UP…
Fans cheer loudly as all four teams go at it in the ring, all that is
seen is a flurry of rights and lefts.
Adam: Sarah Twilight put out a challenge for a ladder match, Hamato
Saki vs. Star TV title on the line. Playhouse match, Sassy Lassy the
champ will put her title on the line against Saundra Gates, Jesse
Vance-Young, B.B., Ms. Kim and a mystery opponent. And NOW THIS, TLC
MATCH FOR THE VCW WORLD TAG TITLES! The Greatest Tag Team of ALL
TIME, vs. Blade and Grayson vs. The Adams Boyz vs. The BK Boyz.
Bradley: MAN, if Hell's Highway isn't shaping up to be the best PPV
ever!
Adam: That's all the time we have for this week's edition of Anarchy,
I'm Adam Cayle for Triple B we'll see you next week.
Anarchy goes off the air just as Danny and Chad cleaned house…
1) Sarah Twilight defeated Roxanne via pinfall
(15:48) in her debut match.
2) Hamato Saki defeated Cerebral Assassin and
Nightmare via pinfall (17:39) to become the number one
contender for the VCW Television Championship
3) Sassy Lassy defeated Ms Kim and Jesse Vance Young
via DQ when BB The Thug Girl interfered at (12:58)
4) Impromptu match David Ahrens vs Dice Morgan
declared a no contest (1:06) when Mark Sanders and
Mack Taylor KOed the participants.
5) The Greatest Tag Team of All Time Defeated The
Adams Boys (14:27) via pinfall