Anarchy - April 5th, 2005 - SET Entertainment Complex, Beaumont, Texas

Inside of Mr. Ross' office we see Ms. Russo *guys go wild for her*,
then we see "The Untouchable" David Ahrens and Fredrick Ainsworth
come in.

Rebecca: Can I help you?
Ainsworth: Yeah, is Ross around?
Rebecca: No, he's not here yet. Can I help you?
David: No you can't. We want to speak with Ross, we want in that
Pulp match.
Rebecca: O...kay, give me one good reason why I should put you in
that match?
David: Look TOOTS, it's not your decision. It's Ross' and when he
comes in, tell him WE... WANT... IN!
Rebecca: Look here JERKASSES, I DECIDE who gets to be in this match,
ME and ONLY ME! AND IF YOU EVER, EVER CALL ME TOOTS AGAIN, YOU'LL BE
JOBBING TO THE STONER CATS ON TORMENT!
Ainsworth: Look, look, Ms. Russo, David is sorry. He didn't mean
that (looking at David) DID HE?
David: (under his breath) I'm sorry.
Rebecca: What's that?
David: I'm sorry, I'M SORRY!
Rebecca: Ok, that's more like it. You're in.
Ainsworth: Cool

David and Fredrick walk away

Ainsworth: Must be that time of the month.
David: Definitely, definitely that time of the month.

Ms. Russo looks into the camera

Rebecca: Welcome to Anarchy, Let the bodies hit the floor.

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor Beaten Why For
Can't Take Much More

We see Jessica Lohan in the Playhouse match with Joss, nailing that
sick Lohan Drop from the top of the cage.

One Nothing Wrong With Me

We see Max Power winning the National Title from M.C. Deffstar

Two Nothing Wrong With Me

We see Jason Snow retaining the OWA World title

Three Nothing Wrong With Me

We see Danny and Chad sending Darren of the Deathbringers on a one
way trip to DIRTY VEGAS!

Four Nothing Wrong With Me

We see The War of Ages Match, and we see Blade Pounce the Shit out
of The Raven

One Something's Got To Give

We see Star lock Skid Row in that Cross face Chickenwing

Two Something's Got To Give

We see Star and Skid plummet from that top cage to the bottom ring.

Three Something's Got To Give

We see Nemesis making a surprise appearance and nailing the Unknown
with two Tragedies.

Now
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Push Me Again
This Is The End

We see JFF, Fredrick Ainsworth, and Peter Vance all raising each
other's hands

Skin Against Skin Blood And Bone
You're All By Yourself But You're Not Alone

He see Jason shoving JFF

You Wanted In Now You're Here
Driven By Hate Consumed By Fear
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor

Then we see Jason delivering The Main Event Power Bomb to JFF, Chin
Checking Ainsworth, and giving another Main Event Power Bomb to
Peter Vance

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

We see and hear the LOUD Pyrotechnics that have gone off and the
camera pans the screaming audience as Anarchy is under way

Adam: JUST 24 HOURS REMOVED FROM THE SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS AT WAR
OF AGES! I'M ADAM CAYLE, ALONG SIDE ME IS MY BROADCAST
PARTNER, "TRIPLE B" BEAUTIFUL BRADLEY BROOKES. WELCOME TO THE
BEAUTIFUL SET ENTERTAINMENT COMPLEX, IN BEAUMONT, TEXAS FOR ANOTHER
EDITION OF THE HOTTEST SHOW ON THE PLANET, ANARCHY.
Bradley: And what a War it was, but just as you stated Adam, it was
a shocker. I've never seen Jason Snow so pissed, I wonder what he's
gonna say...

Then the lights go out and we hear...

[Intro]
Heads up! Heads up!
Here's another one!
And a - and another one
OOHHHHHHHH!!!

[Chorus]
Yeek yeek woop woop!! Why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)
Yeek yeek woop woop!! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move I'll take ya down
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)

Adam: WELL BRADLEY YOU WON'T HAVE TO WAIT LONG BECAUSE HERE HE COMES!

Jason comes out first *fans ALMOST BLOW THE ROOF OFF* then he points
to the back and Star comes out with him. As "Get Back" by Ludacris
hits the fans go BEYOND, BEYOND MONKEY NUTZ for "The Toughest Woman
in the Business" Star and "The Main Event" Jason Snow

The Crowd: BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE,
BONNIE AND CLYDE...

they enter the ring, Jason gets a microphone, and the fans go
absolutely CRAZY for him.

The Crowd: JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON...
Jason: THE MAIN EVENT IS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER...

The fans cheer loudly

Jason: JASON AND STAR ARE IN...
The Crowd: BEAUMONT!
Jason: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE AT?
The Crowd: BEAUMONT!!
Jason: ALL MY JASON-ITES ARE IN...
The Crowd: BEAUMONT!!!
Star: ALL MY STARLIGHTS ARE IN...
The Crowd: BEAUMONT!!!!
Jason: BEAUMONT, TEXAS BONNIE AND CLYDE ARE
HEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! But you know something else...
SO ARE THE AMERICAN OUTLAWS!!!

THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, Power chord,
and some more Thumps as "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath hits and the
crowd goes BEYOND APESHIT as the rest of The American Outlaws hit
the rampway. We see "The Bad Ass" Sassy Lassy sporting her two
titles on her shoulders. "SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY." We then
see "The MVP" The Big Nasty coming out with The North American tag
titles. "NASTY, NASTY, NASTY, NASTY, NASTY..." We then see "The
Greatest Tag-Team of All Time" Danny and Chad come out with both VCW
and OWA World titles on their shoulders. We hear the ladies
cheering and the guys barking. Next we see "The People's Choice"
Max Power and the fans totally ERUPT as he stands with both The
North American title and the OWA National title. "MAX, MAX, MAX,
MAX, MAX, MAX..." They all head to the ring and join their friends,
Jason and Star. Jason gets back on the mic.

Jason: Last Night, "The Main Event" pulled Triple Duty. Mudd
Donovan, I whipped that Ass. Al Sexual, I whooped that ass. And in
the War of Ages match, VCW/OWA I WHOMPED... THAT... ASS. Now, there
was something that didn't sit well with me last night. Some FUCKING
ASSJACKS put me, my wife, and my friends in harms way. I don't like
that, SO I CAME TO BEAUMONT TO DO A LITTLE ASS KICKING. Danger,
Crawford, and ROSS, I want you to listen to me, and LISTEN TO ME
CLOSELY BITCHES! You three individuals are in for the longest night
of YOUR FUCKING LIVES, I'M GONNA WHIP, WHOOP, AND WHOMP THOSE BITCH
ASSES ALLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER BEAUMONT!
The Crowd: JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON...
Jason: But... that's another story. Other than that BULLSHIT in the
Main Event, I do believe we are carrying some serious hardware dudes.

Jason looks around the ring as The Outlaws all pose with their
belts. The Big Nasty poses with the North American Tag Team titles,
Sassy Lassy poses with The VCW Women's title, and the OWA Women's
Tag titles, Danny and Chad pose with the VCW and OWA World Tag
titles, Max poses with the VCW North American title and the OWA
National title, Star poses with the VCW TV title and the OWA Women's
title, Jason then turns around and poses with the VCW World title
and the OWA World title. The fans go FUCKING BALLISTIC. They pose
for about 20 seconds, we see cameras flashing. Jason gets back to
the mic.

Jason: DID WE FUCKING TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS OR WHAT? Now somebody
told me that there was a celebration going on in Beaumont, AND THE
OUTLAWS WERE INVITED!

The fans cheer loudly

Jason: And I also understand that tonight Me and my girl, will go
against the World, AND THE WORLD DOESN'T STAND A FUCKING CHANCE!!
ALL I NEED IN THIS LIFE IS SIN... JUST ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND!
Star: I'M DOWN TO RIDE TO THE VERY END, JUST ME AND MY BOYFRIEND!

And the crowd is GOING FUCKING NUTS for Jason and Star.

Jason: So Russo, YOU LINE THOSE FUCKING MONKIES UP...
Star: AND COOKIE, WE ARE GONNA KNOCK THEM THE FUCK OUT!
Jason: And if anyone of you motherfuckers get out of line (Jason
looks around the ring at all the belts) You'll be getting ONE...
GOLDEN... OPPORTUNITY.
Star: So guys in the back, you know the routine, TONIGHT, BONNIE AND
CLYDE WILL BRING THE PAIN, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS....
The Crowd: SHOW UP!!
Star: BUT UNTIL THEN YOU CAN...
The Crowd: HOLLA BACK BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!
Jason: BUT FOR NOW...

The crowd starts up because they can sense what's coming next.

Jason: IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES, AND BEAUMONT,
TEXAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS....
The Crowd: YOU... ARE... INVITED...

"Get Back" plays as The Outlaws play to the crowd a little while
posing with those belts.

The Crowd: OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS...

Adam: Well Folks what a way to kick off Anarchy this week.
Bradley: YEAH THE CHAMPS ARE HERE!

Then we see a black limo pull up outside and out of the limo steps
Mr.
Albert
T.
Ross
fans give him a mixed reaction. We see Ms. Russo rush to him.

Rebecca: Mr. Ross, I fear for your safety.
Mr. Ross: I just heard him, DAMN, he's really pissed.
Rebecca: I don't think you should go in there.
Mr. Ross: I need to talk to him, let him know it's not my fault.
Rebecca: MR. ROSS, YOU WILL ABSOLUTLEY NOT. If something were to
happen to you (snuggles up with him) I don't know what I'd do.
Mr. Ross: Becky, everything will be alright, everything will be just
fine.
Adam: WE'LL BE BACK FOR OUR FIRST MATCH AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK!!

$$Commercial Break$$

We see someone walking down a highway as "Heart-shaped box" by
Nirvana starts up.
http://www.soundclick.us/fastkG/09/02/freemp3/vcw+heartshapedbox.mp3.
We hear a voice

"Many have traveled down this road, not many have come back"

The camera switches around to see Nemesis is walking down the highway

Nemesis: I plan on making it back, I feel sorry for anyone who
travels down this path with me. They may not be so lucky.

The camera switches back to see the highway on fire, we hear Nemesis
laugh a little.

Nemesis: They may not be so lucky.

Then we hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW'S FIRST EVER PAY-PER-VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA HELL'S HIGHWAY
COMING TO YOU LIVE APRIL THE 30TH, EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW, CALL
YOUR CABLE COMPANY TO ORDER

We then see a gang of people fighting on the highway that's on fire
and Nemesis charges in the middle of it.*

Adam: Okay we're back now on Anarchy, and we're about to get this 14
Man elimination match started.

In the ring we see The VCW Clown Posse, Double Impact, Beef, and The
Pretty Boys. We see Danger appear on the UltraTron then on the
house speakers we hear…

Eh!
Eh!
Eh!

When you look you see right through me
Cut the rope and fell to my knees
Fallen, broken
Every single time


Always keep me under finger
That's the spot where you went to me
Might see some tight of pleasure
In my mind


Yeah, here comes the water
It comes to wash away the sin of you and I
This time
You'll see
Eh!
Eh!
Eh!


When you seek me you'll destroy me
Rape my mind and smell the coffees
Bone and blood every single time
Always keep me under finger
That's the spot where you might linger
Might see some type of pleasure in my mind


Fans all cheer as "Slither" by Velvet Revolver hits.

Adam: Okay, here we go, here comes Danger Inc.
Bradley: Ah, screw Danger Inc. I like the Crawford Family better.

The song keeps playing but no Danger Inc.

Bradley: well where the hell are they?
Adam: I haven't the slightest clue.

The camera goes backstage as we see Matt Danger laid out, right
beside him is Richard Crawford.

Adam: Well, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.

Then we hear some glass shatter, as the camera turns around to see
The Crawford Family laid out as well as Danger Inc. Then all of a
sudden we hear the sound of a voice

"U MAD?"

and the fans FUCKING LOSE IT!

"I think you're MAD"

then we see Jason Snow and The American Outlaws step out from the
shadows.

Outlaws/Crowd: U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAD, U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Adam: HOT DAMN, Jason Snow making good on his promise.
Charles: BY ORDER OF MR. ROSS' ASSISTANT THIS MATCH HAS BEEN
DECLARED A NO-CONTEST!

Fans boo. Then they hear the THUMPS and every fans is on their
FUCKING FEET, as The American Outlaws come running to the ring. The
Clowns think better of the situation and exit quickly. But Jayne
and Maria are caught, and WHAM, Double Sassy Crash. Jon is Caught
and CRASH, dropped for a Power Driver. Luc is rolled up in the Star
Treatment and he is Tapping. Beef first takes a trip to DIRTY
VEGAS, then he treats himself to a NASTY CONCLUSION, finally he has
a MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB! The Outlaws roll all of the competitors
out of the ring. THE CROWD IS FUCKING OUT OF CONTROL! Jason grabs
a mic.

Jason:
RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE! I'm not leaving Beaumont, UNTIL
I PUNISH THAT BITCH ASS!

Fans tear the ROOF OFF OF THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

Jason: I WILL FIND YOU ROSS, and when I DO IT'S LIGHTS OUT BITCH!

Jason slams the mic down as "Iron Man" starts back up, and The
Outlaws all exit to the back.

Adam: TOTAL DOMINATION BY THE OUTLAWS! AND FOLKS WE HAVE SOME
IMPORTANT NEWS TO SHARE WITH YOU ABOUT...

Adam is interrupted by the house lights going out and some music...
http://www.soundclick.us/fastkG/09/02/freemp3/vcw+sourtimes.mp3

As the lyrics play...

To pretend that one can find
Fantasies in morning rose
Forbidden fruit, hidden lies
Courtesies that I despise in me
Take a ride, take a shot now...

Cause nobody loves me, it's true
Not like you do...

Adam: What the hell, what the hell is this?

Then all of a sudden we see a name appear on the UltraTron...

SINISTER

Fans cheer LOUDLY

Adam: OH... MY... GOD...
Bradley: HE'S COMING HERE, OH NO!

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Then we hear his voice.

"tell all the boys that I'm coming, YOU TELL THEM I'M COMING, AND
HELL'S COMING WITH ME YOU HEAR, HELL'S... COMING... WITH ME"

Then the lights come back on.

Bradley: SINISTER IS COMING TO VCW ADAM
Adam: And may God help all of us.

Backstage we see Jessica Lohan and Bambi, the fans go wild once they
see her. Jessica sees Amy Lane talking with her sister Jennifer
Lane.

Amy: Hey Jess, WOW great match last night.
Jennifer: Yeah girl, you really took it to Joss.
J-Lo: Thanks, do I know you?
Amy: Let me introduce us, I'm "Hot Ass" Amy Lane, and this is my
sister Jennifer Lane.
Jennifer: And we are "The Heartbreakers"
J-Lo: "Hot Ass?"
Amy: Yeah, you like?
J-Lo: No, no I don't. They're only one "Hot Ass" around here and
that's me. You have any problems with what I just said, you can
either meet me in the ring, or talk to my Body guard here, Bambi.

Bambi flexes for the girls and grunts

Jennifer: No, that's Okay. We have no problems here.
J-Lo: Good, come Bambi.

J-Lo and Bambi exit.

Amy: That was rude
Jennifer: It sure as Hell was.

The Camera focus in on Amy and Jennifer seething at J-Lo.

Once again we go inside Mr. Ross' office, Ms. Russo is typing on her
lap top. In walks Jesus and Jessica Vargas better known as JV. The
fans cheer for them.

Rebecca: Hey, Jesus, Jessica how may I assist you?
Jessica: Well Ms. Russo, we were wondering if you had all the spots
in that Pulp Match filled yet?
Rebecca: Actually... no. I have a few spots open, can you explain to
me why I should consider you?
Jessica: Imagine this: Jesus and Jessica Vargas vs. Jason and Diana
Snow
Rebecca: Ah, Married couple vs. Married couple...
Jesus: Yes, can you see it?
Rebecca: Yes, yes I can. I like it, I like it a lot. You're in.
Jesus: ALRIGHT!
Jessica: Cool beans. I can see it now, Jessica Vargas VCW World
Champion!
Jesus: Hey mami, you know I want to be the World Champ.

Then we hear a voice

"Oh really, how could you guys forget about the first married couple
around here?"

Then the camera switches around and we see David and Jesse Vance-
Young and the fans totally lose it.

Jesus: You may be the first married couple around here, but we are
the best married couple around here.
David: Oh really
Jessica: Yes really
Jesse: Well as I look at it, you've never held the woman's title
Jessica.
Jessica: That's because I don't wrestle bitches, I... BEAT...
THEM... UP!!!
Jesse: Well, we will just have to see about that.
Rebecca: Yes we will, David and Jesse, you're in.

The fans cheer that comment as the two couples have a stare down.
Ms. Russo exits the office, and she's sees Shane Johnson and Curt
Benjamin. They run up to her, she stops them.

Rebecca: I like how you guys look, you're in.

They celebrate and the fans cheer.
Meanwhile on the another side of the building we see Mr. Ross
running for his life, he bumps into Doug Pryor.

Mr. Ross: DAMMIT DO SOMETHING!
Doug Pryor: What's the problem Mr. Ross?
Mr. Ross: Snow is after me, DAMMIT SNOW IS AFTER ME!

Then we hear Jason's voice

Jason: OH ROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, HERE I COME!

Then we see Jason with a led pipe, Doug calls for back up, and
Security swarms the place, all swamping Jason and holding him back.
Mr. Ross runs away and bumps into Ms. Russo.

Mr. Ross: We need to talk, meet me in my office.

Mr. Ross runs away, as Ms. Russo is left with a smile on her face.

Adam: WILL JASON GET MR. ROSS? WE'LL FIND OUT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL
BREAK

$$Commercial Break$$

We see Mr. Ross in his office

Mr. Ross: VCW

We see Richard Crawford in his office

Richard: VCW

We then see Matt Danger in his office

Matt: VCW

We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.

J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

We then hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

Inside of Mr. Ross' office we see him talking to Ms. Russo.

Rebecca: Hey Mr. Ross, I just signed the last two competitors for
the Pulp Match.
Mr. Ross: And they are?
Rebecca: Peter and Jay Vance *Fans ERUPT*
Mr. Ross: Good thinking, GREAT THINKING!

Then there's a knock on the door and Ms. Lydia walks in.

Ms. Lydia: Oh Mr. Ross I had to come and see if you were alright.
Mr. Ross: I'm a little shaken up by Jason's comments, but physically
I'm fine. He needs to know though, that it wasn't I that set him up.
Ms. Lydia: Then who was it Mr. Ross?
Mr. Ross: Oh, he will find out soon enough, trust me on that.

We see J-Smove leaving his locker room and heading for the ring
as "Bodies" hits.

Adam: THAT MAN HAS A DATE WITH DESTINY, NEXT...
Bradley: NEMESIS IS NEXT ADAM, NEMESIS IS NEXT!!!

$$Commercial Break$$

We see someone walking down a highway as "Heart-shaped box" by
Nirvana starts up.
http://www.soundclick.us/fastkG/09/02/freemp3/vcw+heartshapedbox.mp3.
We hear a voice

"Many have traveled down this road, not many have come back"

The camera switches around to see Nemesis is walking down the highway

Nemesis: I plan on making it back, I feel sorry for anyone who
travels down this path with me. They may not be so lucky.

The camera switches back to see the highway on fire, we hear Nemesis
laugh a little.

Nemesis: They may not be so lucky.

Then we hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW'S FIRST EVER PAY-PER-VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA HELL'S HIGHWAY
COMING TO YOU LIVE APRIL THE 30TH, EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW, CALL
YOUR CABLE COMPANY TO ORDER

We then see a gang of people fighting on the highway that's on fire
and Nemesis charges in the middle of it.*

Adam: Welcome back to Anarchy and our show tonight is the very first
Anarchy since OWA's PPV Event, War of Ages,in which it was Team OWA
vs Team VCW.

Bradley: Like there is any question who the better team is!

Adam: Later on tonight we are going to see The Outlaw's Jason Snow
and Star in a Pulp Match so our ratings promise to go through the
roof this week as well.

Bradley: There is no question that VCW puts on a better show and
with The Outlaws appearing on the show makes our show that much
better!

The lights dim as "Days Go By" by Dirty Vegas blares throughout the
arena as white and yellow pyros go off everywhere and the fans cheer
loudly for this unusual wrestler.

Charles Holcomb puts the microphone up to his mouth and prepares
himself to announce the next match as "Days Go By" continues to play.

Charles: Now introducing first, hailing from New York, NY and
weighing in at 195 lbs...VCW's JJJJJJJ-Smmoovvvveee!

The fans go ballistic as J-Smove heads to the ring as he stops and
slaps the hands of his fans and when he gets inside the ring, the
lights dim and a spotlight is put on him as J-Smove begins to do a
break dance for his fans doing the moonwalk and worm before the
lights go completely dim and a couple of screams are heard from a
few female fans.

The only thing in the arena that is lit is the entrance ramp as it
fills up with smoke and a spotlight is seen as the killing machine,
Nemesis enters the arena. Nemesis has a very ominous presence as he
slowly walks down the aisle starring down J-Smove. J-Smove continues
with his antics despite the huge man approaching the ring.

Charles: Introducing his challenger, hailing from Devil's Rock,
Arizona and weighing in at 342 lbs…Neeeeemmmmissssiiisss!

Nemesis stops at the entrance of the ring and slowly steps over the
top rope and it is clear to see that this match up won't last too
long.

<< T >> VCW Matchup
<< N >> J-Smove
<< A >> vs. Nemesis

Byron Ackerley calls for the bell. Nemesis looks at J-Smove with an
intimidating look in his eyes sizing up his opponent. J-Smove tries
to tangle it up with the monster but one hit to the chest and J-
Smove is down on the mat.

Adam: The sheer size of Nemesis would make me lie down in the ring
right now and just give this guy the win. There is no way that this
J-Smove could actually believe that he can win against this guy!

J-Smove gets up from the mat and quickly heads over to the ring
corner and begins to climb the turnbuckle. Nemesis sees this and
heads over to the corner.

J-Smove prepares himself to get to the top rope and try to pull off
a Springboard Moonsault but Nemesis counters and instead getting his
hands around J-Smove's throat giving him a chokeslam instead.

Adam: Ouch! You can hear the sound of that slam in the back of the
arena for sure!

Bradley: J-Smove, just lay there! Don't get up!

J-Smove slowly starts to get up and Nemesis is standing right there.
He picks up the much smaller J-Smove over his head and then drops J-
Smove toward the mat and J-Smove's back lands on Nemesis' knee. J-
Smove lays motionless on the mat.

Adam: Oh God! That was the sickest Press Slam Back Breaker Drop
that I have seen in a long time! Nemesis is clearly dominating this
match up.

Bradley: I think that J-Smove should take your advice and lay there
in the ring. Nemesis is going to destroy J-Smove!

Nemesis towers over J-Smove waiting for him to get up off the mat
again. Sure enough he does and Nemesis is waiting. Nemesis catches J-
Smove by his chest and lands the biggest Sidewalk Slam witnessed on
television in a long time.

Nemesis looks like he is about to lift J-Smove's leg for the cover,
but then decides that he isn't quite done yet.

Adam: Come on now! I think that J-Smove learned a lesson! I think
that Nemesis should stop now.

Bradley: This guy is a killing machine. He isn't gonna stop until he
sees blood!

Nemesis then lifts J-Smove's lifeless body by the legs and sticking
J-Smove's head in between his knees and dropping to his knees.

Adam: Tombstone! J-Smove is bleeding from his mouth! Somebody has
got to put a stop to this!

Nemesis lifts up J-Smove's leg going for the cover and before Byron
Ackerley can get to the 3 count, Nemesis moves J-Smove's shoulder.

Adam: Unbelievable! This guy isn't done yet!

Nemesis then picks up J-Smove again and lifts his body over his
head. He then lands the sickest Tragedy ever seen before.

Nemesis holds J-Smove's hands in a hand over hand position for the
cover.

1…
2…
3…

Charles: The winner of this match, Neeeeemmmeeesssiiiisss!

Backstage we see Peter and Jay Vance sitting on a bench talking.

Peter: It's gonna feel great to get that World Title back into my
hands again.
Jay: Hold up, we didn't talk about that.
Peter: Sure we did little brother. I'm gonna be World Champ, and
you're gonna be TV Champ.
Jay: Why do I have to be TV Champ? Why can't you be TV Champ?
Peter: I've already had the taste in my mouth of being World Champ,
and I need that again.
Jay: Well I've never had that taste. Why can't I have that taste.
Peter: Look little brother...
Jay: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Then we see Shane Johnson and Curt Benjamin arrive on the scene.

Shane: Well if it isn't the little piss ant that cost me my title
last week.

Jay jumps up in his face.

Jay: Well guess what, I'm gonna cost you another title this week.
Because when I become World Champ, you will be shit outta luck on
belts.
Peter: What do you mean "World Champ?" I though we discussed this.

Then we see Fredrick Ainsworth and David Ahrens walk onto the scene

Ainsworth: Look here Jerkasses, we are taking those belts...
David: Because we're better than you...
Ainsworth: and we fucking know it.

Then Peter and Jay jump on Ainsworth and David and a fight ensues,
Shane and Curt leap into the fight, then out of nowhere JV enters
the brawl, and we see David and Jesse Vance-Young leap on top of the
pile. The fight goes on for about a good minute, then we see Jason
and Star walk past the brawl *fans ERUPT IN CHEERS* they shake their
heads and laugh as they make their way to the ring.

Adam: THE TELEVISION AND WORLD TITLES ARE ON THE LINE NEXT...

$$Commercial Break$$

We see Mr. Ross in his office

Mr. Ross: VCW

We see Richard Crawford in his office

Richard: VCW

We then see Matt Danger in his office

Matt: VCW

We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.

J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

We then hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

Adam: Okay we've taken our last commercial break and now we are on
to our Main Event for the evening.
Bradley: No way Jason Snow can be the same after last night, the guy
just had 3 matches yesterday. I think we may see some new champions.
Adam: In my opinion Jason Snow and Star are gonna kick as much ass
as possible. Charles, take it away!
Charles: OUR FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE FIRST EVER TAG TEAM PULP
MATCH, AND IT IS FOR THE VCW WORLD AND TELEVISION TITLES!

Then we hear on the speakers

Crazy Time!
Whoa (My Dawgs)
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, (OK)
Whoa, Whoa (yo,yo,yo), Whoa, (yo, yo, yo)
Whoa, (yo) WHoa, (yo) Whoa, Whoa

Chorus 1
Wild Out!! (cmon)
Wild Out!! (uh huh)
Wild Out!! (If ya glad that L-O-X is Ruff Rydin now!!, cmon niggas)
Wild Out!! (whooo, what, what)
Wild Out!! (wild out, wild out, wild out)
Wild Out!! (All My niggas throw your guns up, yo ,yo)

As "Wild out" by The Lox hits the speakers we see JV come running
out to the stage.

Charles: Introducing first from The Bronx, Jesus and Jessica Vargas,
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!

Fans cheer.

Bradley: Uh-oh, here we go.
Adam: When that theme hits, this place is gonna lose it.

Then the lights go out and we hear...

[Intro]
Heads up! Heads up!
Here's another one!
And a - and another one
OOHHHHHHHH!!!

[Chorus]
Yeek yeek woop woop!! Why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)
Yeek yeek woop woop!! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move I'll take ya down
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)

The fans FUCKING GO INSANE as "The Main Event" Jason Snow and "The
toughest woman in the business" Star, make it to the stage as some
EXTREMELY LOUD Red, White, and Blue pyrotechnics go off at the top
of the stage and come down the Anarchy sign and explode right behind
Jason and Star as they hold up their belts.

The fans: BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE,
BONNIE AND CLYDE...
Charles: AND THEIR OPPONENTS REPRESENTING THE AMERICAN OUTLAWS,
HAILING FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, SHE IS THE VCW WORLD'S TELEVISION
CHAMPION, THE OWA WOMEN'S CHAMPION AND THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE
BUSINESS, BEAUMONT TEXAS, THIS... IS...
The fans: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Charles: AND HER PARTNER, HE'S THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN OUTLAWS,
HAILING FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, HE IS THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION, ONE HALF OF THE VCW NORTH AMERICAN TAG CHAMPIONS, THE OWA
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, MR. WAR OF AGES, "THE MAIN EVENT"
The Crowd: JAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN
SNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

< T > Pulp Match for the VCW World Heavyweight and Television titles
< N > "The Main Event" Jason Snow and Star
< A > vs. JV, David and Jesse Vance-Young, Shane Johnson and Curt
Benjamin, "The Untouchable" David Ahrens and Fredrick Ainsworth, and
Peter and Jay Vance.

Referee Clifford Burns calls for the bell, and this match is
underway. Jason immediately jumps on Jesus, and Star leaps across
the ring on Jessica. Jesus attempts a T-Bone Suplex, Jason reverses
it into a Samba suplex. Jason backs up just a little as he waits
for Jesus to get up, the moment Jesus gets up he is met with a
vicious lariat over the top rope.

Adam: AND JASON IS A HOUSE ON FIRE!
Bradley: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, THE MAN HAD THREE BRUTAL MATCHES
YESTERDAY!

Jason follows him to the floor, meanwhile in the ring, Star is
nailing Jessica with hard rights to the face, Star beats her about
the ring and she drops her in the corner. Star starts stomping a
mud hole in Jessica, after about 5 to 6 stomps, Star gives her the
middle finger then stomps her one more good time.

Adam: Shades of the Rattlesnake.

Star lifts Jessica up and sends her into the ropes, Star ducks her
head down and Jessica nails Star with a MEAN leaping DDT. Jessica
then picks Star up and nails her with the dominator. Jessica
attempts a cover, but before Burns could get down to make the count,
Star pushes Jessica off of her.

Bradley: WOW, DID YOU SEE THAT ADAM?
Adam: Damn righ... yeah, I saw it.

Star then leaps up and nails Jessica with a spinning back elbow.
Meanwhile on the floor, Jason is beating Jesus up the aisle way,
Jason tosses him into the guard railing, then Jason tosses him from
the aisle way down to ringside. Jesus hits his back on the apron
and is looking to be in pain. Jason takes a running charge and he
leaps only to catch a chest full of apron as Jesus moved out of the
way.

Adam: An attempted Stinger Splash right there.
Bradley: And Jesus did the only smart thing he could and moved.

Jesus grabs Jason and does a Sky High on him. Jesus then goes over
to the time keepers table, and he grabs a chair. He comes back with
the chair and he smashes Jason with it once. He smashes Jason with
it twice, but on that third hit, Jason just sits up and laughs.
Jesus attempts another swing with the chair, Jason ducks then Chin
Checks the chair into Jesus' face.

Adam: WHAT A THRESHOLD FOR PAIN DOES THAT MAN HAVE!

Jesus falls back onto the guard railing, Jason gets up and snake
eyes him onto the guard railing. Jesus slumps onto the guard
railing, Jason with one hard right sends Jesus over the guard
railing. Jason takes the chair and slides it in the ring. Jessica
grabs it and uses it on Star. Jessica slams the chair down and does
a running power slam onto the chair. Jessica covers, Burns makes a
count...
ONE
TWO, Star kicks out.

The Fans: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bradley: Is that all she got? She's gonna need more than that for
Star.
Adam: Truer words have never been spoken.

Jessica picks Star up and nails a Sky High, then Jessica goes to the
outside and attempts to climb the top rope. The moment she gets up
there Star jumps up and nails her with the Angle Slam from the top
rope. Meanwhile Jason has set up and ladder outside. Star then
sets up the chair on the inside and she runs from one end of the
ring, bounces off of the rope leaps onto the chair, leaps onto the
ropes then does a moonsault on Jessica.

Adam: TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT!!!
Bradley: YEAH, SHADES OF SABU!
Adam: You've been doing your homework.

Jason comes into the ring, and he sets the chair up. Jason runs
from one end of the ring, bounces off of the ropes, leaps onto the
chair, leaps onto the ropes, leaps on top of the ladder then he does
a front flip over the guard railing into the third row onto Jesus.
All of a sudden we hear the fans screaming "VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW,
VCW..."

Adam: MY GOD! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DID!

Jason gets up and tosses Jesus back over the guard railing to the
floor. In the ring Star has just tossed the chair right into the
face of Jessica and it makes a sickening thud. Jason throws Jesus
face and body first onto the ladder. Jesus then with a low blow on
Jason, Jason keels over, Jesus smashes Jason on the back with the
ladder. Jesus enters the ring, he takes the chair and hits Star in
the back with it. Jesus and Jessica then give her "2 Shots of
Tequila." Star is in pain and Burns is asking her does she want to
give up, but Star ain't having it.

Adam: Star is gonna tough it out here, but how long can she last?
Bradley: She should just tap and save herself the injury.
Adam: Ain't no quit in this girl.

Then all of a sudden we see a Florescent Light Bulb go smashing over
Jesus' head, then one to Jessica.

Bradley: WHOA, WHO PUT THE LIGHTS OUT.

The timer on the UltraTron has reached :30 seconds. Star gets back
up and Jason gets back into the ring. Jason drags the ladder in
with him. As JV collect their thoughts Jason and Star are waiting
for them. The moment both of them get up they are hit with the
ladder in the face. Jason Slides the ladder into the ropes just a
little, Star stands on the edge of it. Jason goes to the top rope,
Star points at Jessica who is laid out clear across the mat. Jason
jumps off of the top rope and body splashes the ladder which in turn
catapults Star into the air and she nails a beautiful 450 splash on
Jessica Vargas.

Adam: MY GOD! JASON PUTTING HIS BODY ON THE LINE, STAR CATAPULTED
CLEAR ACROSS THE RING WITH A 450 SPLASH ON JESSICA.
Bradley: THIS IS ACTION TO THE FULLEST!

The timer on the UltraTron has reached :00, then all that is heard
is...

Yeah!
This time, i'm'a let it all come out
This time, i'm'a stand up and shout
I'm'a do things my way, it's my way.
My way or the highway.

As "My Way" by Limp Bizkit hits David and Jesse-Vance Young come out
to a huge ovation.

Charles: Here's Jason and Star's next opponents DAVID AND JESSE-
VANCE
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
And they can be defeated by Pin fall, KO, Count out or Submission!

Star jumps up and she is immediately pounced on by Jesse. David
goes to the outside and starts laying in on Jason. David Irish
whips Jason into the guard railing. David then attempts a
clothesline from Hell on Jason, but Jason ducks and nails David with
a Spicolli Driver.

Adam: What a counter by "The Main Event."

Jessica has gotten up and so has Jesus, and along with Jesse all
three are pounding on Star. Jesus and Jessica nail a Sky High/
Modified X-Factor type move on Star. Jesse attempts the pin, but
Jessica pulls her off, and she attempts the pin, but Jesse pulls her
off and immediately the two of them begin arguing then all of a
sudden we see a chair fly into the ring, but it's not just any
chair, it's...
THE
STAR
CHAIR
Once the chair is seen immediately the fans start going LOCO, as
Jason enters the ring with the "FUCK THAT SHIT, IT'S OUTLAWS FOR
LIFE BITCH!" chair.

Adam: Uh-oh
Bradley: It's those chairs. As if a regular steel chair doesn't do
enough damage. Leave it to Star to think about wrapping barb wire
around it.

Jesus, Jesse, and Jessica doesn't see this as they are still
arguing, Star rolls over and grabs her chair and they both start
cleaning house, WHAM a shot to the head of Jesse, WHAM a shot to the
face of Jesus, WHAM a shot to the face of Jessica. Jesse goes
flying to the outside and Jesus is slumped in the corner, Star sees
this and she points to him and the crowd FUCKING LOSES IT. Jason
holds the chair to his face and Star runs from one end of the corner
to the next and
SSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH,
she drop kicks the damn chair right in his face and Jesus is done.

Adam: JESUS IS OUT, JESUS US OUT, JESUS IS... OUT!

Jessica gets up and Star tosses the chair to her, she catches it and
WHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Jessica is "Seeing Stars"

OOC: The new name for Star's Van-Daminator is "Seeing Star"

Adam: And Jessica is "Seeing Stars" ladies and gentlemen.

Jessica is out and Star drags her to the middle of the ring and she
applies "The Star Treatment" and the fans go TOTALLY NUTS! Jessica
is awakened from the pain and she is in the move for about 15
seconds before she taps out!

Adam: SHE TAPPED OUT, SHE TAPPED OUT!
Charles: JV HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Jason walks over to Star and he pushes her

Jason: STAR!
Star: WHAT?

The fans come alive because they think they know what's coming next.

Jason/Fans: GET THE TAAAAAAAAAAABLES!
Adam: Uh-Oh
Bradley: Come on Adam, Shades of the Dudley's. You're not as quick
as you normally are with these.
Adam: That's because I'm enjoying all of this great action.

The fans response is OFF THE FUCKING METER!! Star goes to the
outside and she slides out about 3 tables she sets one up outside,
then she slides one in the ring. But before she can get that third
one set up, Jesse gets up and attacks her. Jesse's face is a
crimson mess, but she's attacking Star with everything she's got.
She slams Star into the steel steps, then she kicks the top step off
and she bulldog's Star onto the top step. Jesse then slides Star
into the ring and covers her, Burns with the count.
ONE
TWO
TH... NO, Star kicks out. Jesse can't believe it.

Adam: Can't put her down that easily.

Jesse then picks Star up and she attempts a German Suplex, Star
reverses it and locks Jesse in the Cobra Clutch. Star then suplexes
Jesse in the Cobra, she keeps it locked, then she suplexes her
again, she keeps it locked, then she suplexes her one more time.
Star now looks exhausted and Jesse looks like she's out of it.

Bradley: Star looks out of it.
Adam: Doing three Cobra Clutch Suplexes will do that to you.

Meanwhile on the outside, David has somehow managed to get Jason in
the jack hammer. David sets the third table up outside and picks
Jason up in the power bomb position and David starts running. Just
before David could nail the running power bomb Jason reverses it
into a huracanrana through the table.

Adam: WHAT A COUNTER!

Star and Jesse have both gotten to their feet, Jesse collapses in
the corner where the table is. Star tries to nail the Stinger
Splash on her but Jesse moves and she quickly sets that table up.
Jesse ever so the opportunist, sets Star face first on the second
rope. Jesse climbs to the outside and places Star in Power Bomb
position. Jesse signals to the crowd, but Star stops her with a
punch to the stomach. Star then gets up to the top rope and she
places Jesse in the power bomb position, but instead of Power
Bombing her, Star crashes Jesse to the outside through the table
with a ...
CANADIAN
DESTROYER!

Adam:
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Bradley: I think she killed her!

"HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK..." you hear the fans
chanting. The timer on the UltraTron has reached :30, and both
girls are out. Jason rolls into the ring, David barely makes it
into the ring. The two trade punches back and forth, David goes for
a clothesline, Jason ducks, kicks him in the stomach, then he PLANTS
DAVID'S ASS WITH...

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB!

Adam: HE NAILED IT, THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB
Bradley: PASS THE MILK AND COOKIES, IT'S BED TIME BITCH!

Every fan in the building rises to THEIR FUCKING FEET! Jason makes
a cover, Burns with the count, the fans count along.

ONE
TWO
THREE!

Charles: DAVID AND JESSE-VANCE YOUNG HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!

The fans cheer as Star rolls back into the ring and her and Jason
peer at the stage awaiting their next opponents. "If ya think I'm
Sexy" hits and Shane Johnson comes out to the stage. That fades out
then "Jump Around" hits and Curt Benjamin comes out, fans give
cheers to both Superstars as they come down the aisle.

Charles: AND THE NEXT OPPONENTS ARE CURT BENJAMIN AND
SHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE
JOHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN, AND THEY MUST BE
ELIMINATED BY KNOCK OUT ONLY!

Jason and Star are holding the ropes open for them, fans are
laughing.

Bradley: HA HA, Look at this.

We hear Star yell out "COME OOOOOOOOOOOOON IN, AND GET SOME OF THIS
ASS WHOOPIN'." Jason and Star back up and let Curt and Shane in.
Curt and Shane enter, and we get a double collar and elbow tie up.
Shane on Star and Curt on Jason. Shane rolls Star out into an arm
bar, Star flips backwards and reverses the arm bar into a hammer
lock on Shane.

Adam: Nice reversal into a hammer lock by Star.

Shane pats his arm once then he bends down and grabs Star by the leg
and tries to sweep her but she is hip to it, and she lets the hammer
lock go and rolls over his back and nails a bull dog.

Bradley: WOW, what a move by Star. I was thinking Adam, you know
Jason and Star are married right?
Adam: What gave it away, their nationally televised wedding?
Bradley: Funny, but I was thinking, what happens when they get into
arguments?
Adam: Oh Brother.
Bradley: I mean does she give him The Star Treatment, or does he
give her The Main Event Power Bomb, just pressing questions.
Adam: Pressing to who?

Shane leaps up and he charges at Star, she spears him to the ground
and grabs his legs and she attempts to get him over into the Star
Treatment, but Shane rolls out and backs into the corner. Star
holds her thumbs and her index finger close together and tells
Shane "that close," Shane smiles and he pulls himself back up.

Bradley: Yeah he's smiling, but if she would have locked him, he
would have been crying.

Meanwhile Curt and Jason are exchanging wrestling holds, Snap mare
take down by Curt into a headlock, Jason jumps up to his knees, then
gets one leg up, then both legs as Jason manages to Belly to Back
Suplex Curt.

Adam: Curt's a brawler, but he just pulled of some serious mat moves
right there. He's impressive, I tell you.
Bradley: All of our VCW stars are impressive.
Adam: Amen to that.

Curt gets up and he and Jason lock horns again, Jason with a knee to
the stomach, he starts wailing on Curt with vicious rights and
lefts. Jason gets Curt in the corner, then he slings Curt to the
other side of the ring, Curt falls hard into the turnbuckle, Jason
attempts a Stinger Splash, Curt moves, Jason somehow manages to leap
to the second rope, he leaps up to the top rope then comes off with
a beautiful moonsault.

Bradley: Is there anything this guy can't do?
Adam: Lose

Curt catches everything of that moonsault, so Jason grabs the chair
that he tossed in the ring earlier, and he runs and springs off the
rope and leg drops that chair into the face of Curt.

Adam: ARABIAN FACE BUSTER, ARABIAN FACE BUSTER ON CURT!
Bradley: DAYUM, you can't tell me that that didn't hurt.

Star nails Shane with a Stan Hansan Lariat, sending him to the
outside. Jason places Curt in the Camel Clutch, Star grabs the
chair and she bounces off the rope and drop kicks that chair in the
face of Curt.

Adam: GREAT DOUBLE TEAMING TACTICS FROM BONNIE AND CLYDE HERE!

Jason gets up and he looks at Star and she looks at him and they
start laughing, meanwhile Shane has crept back into the ring and
he's setting Jason up for the Super Kick, Star sees this and she
pushes Jason out of the way just as Shane was pouncing, but instead
Shane nails Star with the Super Kick, just as She nails him with the
Chin Check.

Adam: WHOA, WHAT A COLLISION!
Bradley: I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.

Every fan in the building JUMPS UP ON THEIR FEET to see that
collision, as Shane falls back into one corner and Star falls back
into the other one. Jason looks around at the carnage and he has a
huge smile on his face.

Adam: And Jason seems to take in all of this carnage with a big
smile.

Star picks herself up, just as Jason picks Curt up, Jason signals
for the Main Event Power Bomb and the crowd loses it again. Star is
signaling for something else though, She picks her chair up and
she's going to the top rope, the crowd is on their feet at the
moment, everyone is getting ready for her to leap, then all of a
sudden we see some figures moving in the crowd, and it's David
Ahrens and Fredrick Ainsworth. Ainsworth tosses Star off of that
top rope onto the table Jesse set up earlier in the ring.

Adam: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? FOUR MINUTES AREN'T UP YET, DAMMIT.
Bradley: I guess they just couldn't wait.

Jason sees them when it's too late as David whacks Jason across the
back with a kendo stick. David then sends Jason into Ainsworth, who
nails him with the 587. David then picks Jason up and nails him
with the running power bomb. David allows Ainsworth to make the
cover. Burns against his better judgment makes the count.
ONE
TWO
TH... NO, Jason kicks out.

Adam: WHOA, WE ALMOST HAD NEW CHAMPS RIGHT THERE!

Ainsworth gets frustrated and he nails Jason with a Rock Bottom,
then a Lionsault. Ainsworth covers again.
ONE
TWO
TH... NO, Jason kicks out again.

Adam: Another close count.

This time David whacks Jason with that kendo stick in the forehead
once, twice, and three times. Jason gets mad and he gets up and
starts to beat the shit out of Ainsworth and Ahrens. A right on
Ainsworth, a left on Ahrens, a left on Ainsworth, a right on Ahrens,
Jason is rocking both competitors right now, and the fans are on
their feet for this one, then all of a sudden we see Jason go down
from a Chair shot to the back of the head from Curt.

Adam: DAMMIT, Jase was a house on fire until Curt nailed him with
that chair.

Shane has managed to pick himself up, and we see all four guys
throwing Jason a beat down. The fans boo at this, but all of a
sudden we see Star crawl back into the ring, she has the ladder in
and her chair. Jason comes alive and starts striking anything that
is near him, we see him knock Curt back into Star who nails him with
the chair. Ainsworth gets hit in the mouth and Star Chin Checks him
into a corner, Jason clotheslines Ahrens over the top, Ahrens tries
to hold onto the ropes and slide back in through the bottom, but
Jason nails him squarely in the nuts.

Bradley: I hope he didn't plan on having any kids.

David's head is hanging out from the ring. Jason grabs Curt's chair
and He springboards off of the ropes and nails an Arabian face
buster on David Ahrens.

Bradley: AN ARABIAN FACE BUSTER ON DAVID!

As Jason is falling to the outside he tosses the chair back into the
ring, David is screaming in pain. Star picks the chair up and she
places it behind the head of Ainsworth, Star sets the ladder up and
the FANS ALL RISE BACK TO THEIR FEET, with hands on their chairs.

Bradley: They're getting ready.

Star points at Ainsworth and she starts to ascend the ladder. Shane
climbs up to meet her and her and Shane start brawling, rights and
lefts are being thrown from the top of this ladder. Jason sees this
and he jumps back into the ring and he starts brawling with Shane,
Curt gets up and he sees this and he leaps onto the ladder and he
starts brawling with Star.

Adam: WELL LOOK AT THIS!
Bradley: Can that ladder support all of that fighting?

So now we have four superstars all brawling on ONE LADDER, and with
all of the action happening on it, the LADDER COLLAPSES, and all
Star goes over the top with Shane and Jason falls to the mat with
Curt.

"OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT..."

Adam: MY GOD, DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?
Bradley: Just like London Bridges.

So now Ainsworth starts to stir a little and so does Ahrens. Jason
gets up and he starts to beat the crap out of Curt. Jason places
Curt on the top rope and Jason leaps up and has Curt in the Suplex
position. But before Jason could get the suplex on him, Ainsworth
runs up behind him and places him on his shoulders, Ahrens is right
beside him. Star leaps onto the ropes she front flips onto David's
shoulders just as Jason spins himself around and we see a STEREO
HURACANRANA!

Adam: AND LOOK AT BONNIE AND CLYDE GO!

This sends Ainsworth and Ahrens crashing to the mat hard. We then
see Jason and Star spring board on opposite sides of the ropes and
they nail Curt, who is still perched on that top rope with a STEREO
DIAMOND CUTTER FROM THE TOP.

Bradley: OH MY JESUS!

Curt come crashing down to the mat. Ainsworth and Ahrens get up and
they are nailed with a STEREO CHIN CHECK!

Adam: STEREO CHIN CHECK!

Shane gets back up on the apron and he's nailed with a DOUBLE CHIN
CHECK!

Bradley: DOUBLE CHIN CHECK!

Jason goes to the outside and he grabs one ladder and slides it in
the ring, then he grabs another ladder and slides it in the ring.
Jason then grabs two tables and he slides them in also. Jason then
takes a chair and smashes Curt with it, Curt falls into the corner,
and he is slumped there. Star gets that look in her eye, and she
sets up the ladder, she grabs her chair, Jason takes the chair he
just had and puts it behind Curt's head.

Bradley: ARE WE GONNA SEE IT, ARE WE GONNA SEE IT?

Star ascends the ladder, she leaps and
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! She connect and makes
Curt...
CATCH
A
FALLING
STAR!
EVERY FAN IN THE HOUSE HAS TOSSED THEIR CHAIRS EITHER INTO THE RING
OR TO RINGSIDE.

Adam: OH MY DAMN.
Bradley: AND THESE GREAT VCW FANS ARE LOVING EVERY MOMENT OF IT!

Star and Jason smiles, Curt seems to be out of it, as Burns starts
the count
1...2...3...4...5...6...
Meanwhile Jason nails Ainsworth with 3 Spicolli Drivers just as Star
has hit the 3 Cobra Clutch Suplexes on Ahrens. Star gets up and
tosses Ahrens out as Jason drags Ainsworth to the middle of the
ring. Jason sets one table up and he Places a ladder on top of it.
Star set the other table up and she places a ladder on top of it.
7...8...9...10

Charles: The team of Shane Johnson and Curt Benjamin has been
ELIMINATED! *fans cheer*

Jason leaps to the top rope and climbs the ladder, Star leaps to the
top rope and climbs the ladder. EVERY FAN IS ON THEIR FUCKING FEET
AWAITING THIS MOMENT.

Adam: What's this? IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Star: TRUTH OR DARE?
Jason: TRUTH OR FUCKING DARE!
Adam: HELL YEAH

Jason leaps off of the ladder just as Star does, Jason does a flip
and connects with the Harlem Hangover in the same moment Star
connects with the 5-Star Frog Splash, and the SET Entertainment
Complex DAMN NEAR HAS IT'S ROOF BLOWN OFF AND THE FANS ALL LET
BONNIE AND CLYDE KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT THEM AT THIS POINT.

"BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND
CLYDE..."

Adam: JESSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Jason and Star both make the pin, Burns with the count, and the fans
Chant along.
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!

Charles: The Team of Fredrick Ainsworth and David Ahrens has been
ELIMINATED!!

Every fan is up on their feet cheering for these two warriors.
Jason and Star both lay on the mat for a little, then they get up to
a hero's ovation.

Adam: JUST ONE TEAM LEFT, JUST... ONE... TEAM... LEFT!
Bradley: Yeah but that team is the Vance Brothers.
Adam: Probably their toughest task tonight.

We see the timer on the UltraTron has reached :00, and "Big Bang
Baby" hits as Peter and Jay Vance come out to a tremendous Ovation,
and a loud explosion.

Charles: THE LAST TEAM IS PETER AND JAY VANCE! AND THEY CAN BE
ELIMINATED VIA PINFALL, SUBMISSION, OR KNOCKOUT. AND... FALLS COUNT
ANYWHERE

Fans cheer loudly at that statement. Team Vance runs down to the
ring and they immediately get it on with Jason and Star. Peter and
Jason are swinging on each other, and Jay and Star are swinging on
each other.
Star Chin Checks Jay over the top rope, as Donna Berwick runs down
to the ring to huge cheers from the audience. Peter tries to get a
German suplex on Jason, but Jason blocks and Star springboards off
of the ropes and nails Peter in the back of the head with a drop
kick. Jason locks Peter in the Mexican Surfboard, Star leaps to the
top rope and nails Peter with a leg drop. Jay tries to get back on
the apron and Star Chin Checks him again. Star then picks up one of
those many chairs that were thrown in the ring earlier, and she sets
it up in the middle of the ring. Jason sends Peter into the ropes,
as Peter is coming back, Jason clips him with the drop toe hold just
as Star is jumping in the air and catching Peter with a fam-ass-er.
Peter's face smack the chair and makes a sickening CLAP sound. Star
waits for Peter to get up, Jason is waiting also.

Jason: I HIT HIM HIGH, YOU HIT HIM LOW.

As soon as Peter gets up Jason does a Spinning double leg kick and
Star nails him with a spinning double sweep at the same time.

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, SEATTLE CHAINSAW MASSACRE!!!
Bradley: How did you know that?
Adam: I have my sources.

OOC: New move for Jason and Star (Seattle Chainsaw Massacre), Jason
does a spinning double leg kick, just as Star is doing a spinning
double sweep.

The crowd is on their feet now as they are witnessing one BAD ASS
move after another. Jason and Star make the cover...

ONE
TWO
NO, Jay makes the save!

The Fans: TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Jay picks Star up and he nails the Vance Attack on her. Jay makes
the cover, Burns with the count.

ONE

Jason jumps up and is about to make the save

TWO

Peter grabs Jason's ankle and holds him down.

THR... NO, Star kicks out.

Adam: This may be a repetitive statement but DAMN that woman is
TOUGH!

Jason rolls over and kicks Peter in the face, Jay sends Star to the
outside. On the floor, Jay picks Star up and sends her flying into
the guard railing. Jay clotheslines Star over the guard railing,
Jay climbs over the guard railing and Star kicks him in the
stomach. Star then springboards off of the railing and DDT's Jay.
Star picks Jay up and drapes him across the railing. Star leaps
over the railing and she grabs a chair. She hops on the apron, gets
a running start then she does a spinning leg drop with the chair
onto Jay Vance. The fans are loving every moment of this.
Meanwhile in the ring, Jason and Peter are really going at it, Peter
attempts a Lariat, Jason ducks and hits Peter with a German Suplex,
but Jason holds on for another German Suplex, Peter is dazed as
Jason holds on for another German Suplex. Jason makes a cover,
Burns with the count...
ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Peter kicks out

Jason picks Peter up for a short armed clothesline, Peter ducks and
nails an Angle Slam, Peter picks Jason up and nails another Angle
Slam. Peter picks Jason up one more time and nails another Angle
Slam. Peter covers
ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Jason with the kick out.

Peter picks Jason up and he body slams him. Then Peter goes to the
corner and sits on the second rope, Peter jumps off and nails the
elbow drop. Then Peter attempts the Cloverleaf, Jason rolls him up
and gets a quick two, Peter rolls him back and gets a quick One
count, Jason rolls him into a sunset flip and gets a quick one,
Peter rolls Jason forward and gets a quick one, Both competitors
have rolled out and have jumped back to their feet and everyone is
applauding them. Collar and elbow tie up for the two of them.
Jason gets the better of it and rolls Peter out into a snap mare
takedown followed into a sleeper. Peter gets up to a vertical base
and Jason just falls with it. Peter looks like he is out. Jason
makes the cover
ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Peter just gets the shoulder up.

Meanwhile Star has taken a fire extinguisher to the head of Jay,
knocking him onto a table. Star gets some electrical tape from a
fan. She tapes Jay to the table, then Star looks up to the
balcony.

Bradley: SHE'S NOT ABOUT TO DO WHAT I THINK SHE'S ABOUT TO DO IS SHE?
Adam: May God help her if she is.

Peter throws a haymaker Jason's way, Jason ducks then locks Peter's
arms in his, and hoists him up in vertebreaker position. Jason runs
into the middle of the ring and nails Peter with...

Adam: MY GOD, SEATTLE SUICIDE!

Star has made it to the balcony, she does her Outlaw pose for the
crowd who are going FUCKING CRAZY! She leaps off of the balcony and
does 6 flips before doing a splash on Jay Vance.

Adam: THE 900, SHE JUST NAILED A PERFECT 900 SPLASH!

Star goes through the table right along with Jay, Star is pinning
Jay just as Jason is pinning Peter, dual counts from Donna and
Clifford

ONE ONE
TWO TWO
THREE!!! THREE!!!

The bell sounds and the crowd FUCKING ERUPTS

Adam: THEY DID IT, MY GOD THEY DID IT. THEY OUTLASTED 10 OF VCW'S
BEST TO HOLD ON TO THEIR TITLES.
Bradley: THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING AMAZING!
Charles: Your winners... AND STILL VCW WORLD TELEVISION AND WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONS, "THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS"
The fans: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Charles: AND "THE MAIN EVENT"
JAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
The fans:
SSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

"Get back" by Ludacris hits as the fans in Beaumont start partying.
Star makes it back to the ring with Jason, Jason picks up a
microphone.

Jason: Cut the music for a second.

The music stops

Jason: Ross, GET YOUR BITCH ASS OUT HERE NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!

"Shut the fuck up" hits and Mr. Ross with Ms. Russo walk out to the
ramp.

Mr. Ross: Look Jason, I don't want any problems with you, okay. I
know you're still pissed about last night and I don't blame you, but
I just want you to know one thing
Jason: What THE FUCK is that?
Mr. Ross: I had nothing to do with any Outlaw being in that match.
I didn't want you guys in it. But there was one person who insisted
that you guys be in the match.
Star: And who the fuck is that?
Mr. Ross: One Mr. JesusFishFood

Fans immediately boo at the sound of his name. Jason and Star both
look at each other with angry looks on their faces.

Mr. Ross: So if I were you Jase, I'd be asking Mr. Jackass Flip-
Flopper a few questions.

Jason and Star both look at each other and shake their heads, we
can't see what they are talking about, but we know that they are
talking about something serious.

Adam: Well folks that's all the time we have, for Triple-B, I'm Adam
Cayle saying so long and we'll see you next week on Anarchy.

<< Results Summary >>

The 14-Man elimination match between Danger Inc. and The Pretty
Boys, Beef, Double Impact, and The VCW Clown posse ended in a no
contest.

Nemesis defeated J-Smove

"The Main Event" Jason Snow and "The Toughest Woman in the business"
Star defeated JV, David and Jesse Vance-Young, Shane Johnson and
Curt Benjamin, Fredrick Ainsworth and David Ahrens, and Peter and
Jay Vance in the first ever tag-team Pulp Match!