Anarchy - March 29th, 2005 – NYSEG Stadium, Binghamton, New York
Thursday-May the 24th – Denver international Airport – 10:30 pm est.
We see the security camera scanning the waiting area, then we see
one Joss Katz at an ATM machine. Then we see someone, some woman
coming up behind her and smacking her in the back of the head with
something that appears to be a metallic object. We see Joss' head
fly forward onto the ATM machine, then we see this woman bashing her
head repeatedly onto the ATM Machine. Then we see this woman
picking up Joss and tossing her through the window of "Seattle's
Best Coffee." We then see this woman dragging Joss out of the
glassy wreckage by her hair and tossing her into a metal bench. She
picks Joss up and Power bombs her onto the metal bench, then she
picks Joss up and power bombs her again, and then she does it one
more time before we see the Local police come and slap the handcuffs
on her. The security camera focuses in to reveal who this woman was
that did a number on Joss and it's...
"THE
REAL
J-LO"
JESSICA
LOHAN
The fans in the NYSEG Stadium have all lost it, as we see J-Lo being
led away in handcuffs, and Joss is laid out on the floor in a pool
of blood, being looked at by some EMT's.
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits as loud pyro goes off with fireworks
as we see the an outside shot of the beautiful NYSEG Stadium in
Binghamton, NY.
Adam: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME ONCE AGAIN TO VCW'S ANARCHY, I'M
ADAM CAYLE, ALONG WITH MY BROADCAST PARTNER TRIPLE B, "BEAUTIFUL"
BRADLEY BROOKES.
Bradley: Damn right I am, and what a show we have for you tonight.
Adam: THE OUTLAWS ARE IN TOWN AND THEY ARE COMPETITING, TONIGHT!
Then we all see a graphic appear on the UltraTron
Top Ten Cable TV Programs (Total Day)
For week of 3/21/05-3/27/05
Rank* Program Network Total U.S.
Household Rating**
1 VCW Anarchy SHO 9.3
2 OWA Chaos CINEMAX 5.9
3. Comedy Central Roast (Jeff Foxworthy) CMDY 3.7
4. OWA Torment HBO 3.3
5. Law & Order TNT 3.2
6. WWE Entertainment (WWE RAW Zone) SPIKE 3.1
7. Scooby-Doo Movie NICK 3.0
7 Sponge Bob NICK 3.0
7. WWE Entertainment (WWE RAW) SPIKE 3.0
8. Sponge Bob NICK 2.9
Fans cheer and clap at this graphic.
Adam: We kicked their asses again.
Bradley: What did you expect?
Then all of a sudden we hear...
THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, Power chord,
and some more Thumps as "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath hits and the
crowd goes BEYOND APESHIT as The American Outlaws Danny Harris, Chad
Richardson, Sassy Lassy (she's wearing her OWA Women's Tag
championship belt), The Big Nasty, Max Power, Star (She's wearing
her OWA Women's title belt) and "The Main Event" Jason Snow come out
to the ramp way. They pose a little and then they make their way to
the ring.
Adam: AND WE ARE TREATED TO THE AMERICAN OUTLAWS AT THE TOP OF THE
SHOW!
Bradley: OUR RATINGS ARE GONNA GO THROUGH THE ROOF!
The Crowd: OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS...
Jason Snow gets the microphone, much to the fans liking.
Jason: THE MAIN EVENT IS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER...
Fans start to get loud as HELL
Jason: THE AMERICAN OUTLAWS ARE IN...
The Crowd: BINGHAMTON!
Jason: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE AT?
The Crowd: BINGHAMTON!!
Jason: ALL MY JASON-ITES ARE IN...
The Crowd: BINGHAMTON!!!
Star: ALL MY STARLIGHTS ARE IN...
The Crowd: BINGHAMTON!!!!
Sassy: ALL MY SASSIN-ITES ARE IN...
The Crowd: BINGHAMTON!!!!!
Jason turns to Sassy
Jason: What the fuck was that?
Sassy: What? I have Sassin-ites, AND THEY ARE IN...
The Crowd: BINGHAMTON!!!!!!
Jason: You don't have no DAMNED Sassin-ites.
Sassy: Sure I do, AND THEY ARE IN...
The Crowd: BINGHAMTON!!!!!!!
Jason: O...Kay Sass, you can stop playing "steal the lines from the
Champ", who are JFF?
The crowd Oohs and Aahhs
Jason: Somebody told me, that Binghamton was having a FIGHT PARTY,
and The American Outlaws were the GUESTS OF HONOR! Right now in the
VCW Locker room, there's a lot of ASS TO BE WHIPPED! Sassy, you got
Jesse Vance-Young and Jerri Katz
The mere mention of Jerri has the fans booing.
Sassy: Not a problem Jase, When I'm done Sassifying both of their
asses, I'll be walking out of here with that VCW Women's title.
I'll put that on my shoulder because I'm already wearing some
hardware as you can see.
Jason: I see that, Danny, Chad you guys ready?
Danny: Let me answer that by saying first, WHERE'S CHAD'S LADIES AT?
The Ladies Cheer
Chad: NOW WHERE'S DANNY'S DOGS AT?
The guys in the audience bark.
Danny: HEY, HEY YO FELLAS...
The Crowd: YEAH
Danny: WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL?
The Crowd: ICE COLD...
Danny: I CAN'T HEAR YOU I SAY A, WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL?
The Crowd: ICE COOOOOOOOOOOOOLDDDDDDDDDDDD
Chad: We came here tonight to walk away with some gold, So Adams
Boyz, Blade, Grayson, GET READY, BECAUSE YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE NEW
TAG CHAMPS!
Danny: THE NEW TAG WHAT?
The Crowd: NEW TAG CHAMPS, NEW TAG CHAMPS, NEW TAG CHAMPS...
Danny: and if there's any mother fucker in the back that can't dig
that
Chad: I have one QUESTION FOR THEM...
The crowd/Danny/Chad: U MAD?
Danny: Tonight, SOMEONE IS TAKING A TRIP TO...
Danny/Chad/The Crowd: DIRTY VEGAS
Max: BINGHAMTON, NEW YORK, WELCOME TO THE ...
The crowd: POWERHOUSE!
Max: Tonight I plan on "Power driving" my way to victory, no matter
if it's Shane Johnson, or Jay Vance, it's gonna be a long day for
anyone that gets in Max's way. (Max flexes for the camera) Look at
these guns, it's time fellas, it's time TO STEP UP AND FIGHT. I'M
READY.
Nasty: The Rude Crew and Corporate America, they have a problem, a
serious problem. A BIG, NASTY PROBLEM. And I do believe that
Binghamton knows what the outcome of a BIG, NASTY PROBLEM IS. The
Only conclusion to a BIG , NASTY PROBLEM IS A ...
The Crowd: NASTY CONCLUSION
Nasty: Let's go BOYS!
Star smiles as she puts her up to her lips, before she can get a
word out, the crowd starts cheering for her.
The Crowd: STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR...
Star: Dayum Starlights, LIGHT THIS PLACE UP FOR YOUR GIRL.
The fans start cheering and stomping their feet.
Star: WOW, I got JFF tonight. What can I say? BUT... Every since
December JFF has been Campaigning for this ass whooping, and guess
what J? Tonight MRS. MAIN EVENT WILL MAKE SURE THAT BITCH ASS GETS
ELECTED!
Fans ERUPT in cheers.
Star: You see J, I'm from a small town called "BEAT THAT
MOTHERFUCKERS ASS", AND RIGHT ABOUT NOW J, YOU ARE MAKING ME HOME
SICK! You know the routine, Star will bring the pain, all you gotta
do J IS...
The Crowd: SHOW UUUUPP!
Star: BUT UNTIL THEN YOU CAN...
The Crowd: HOLLA BACK BIIIIIITCCCCCCHHHHHH!!
Jason starts smiling as he picks his microphone up, the fans won't
let him get a word in though
The Crowd: MAIN EVENT, MAIN EVENT, MAIN EVENT, MAIN EVENT...
Jason: The Main Event is back in the World Title picture where he
always belongs. And I'm up against, another mother fucking
Canadian...
Crowd laughs
Jason: Just playing, Peter is pretty cool. Even though he's named
after a body part.
Crowd laughs even louder
Jason: And Ainsworth, what can I say about you that ain't been said
about Prostitutes with Vacuum cleaners? Except that YOU SUCK!!
The Crowd: OH SHIT!
Jason: The simple fact Ainsworth that you are in a World Title Match
is more laughable than Joss Katz's claims to be a "legend".
The Crowd: HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT...
Jason: And the last guy "The Untouchable Nutz" or whatever his name
is, the simple fact is all three of you ASSJACKS have signed up for
that Crash Course in "getting that ass whipped" 101. So when
that
bell rings "The Main Event" is gonna whip ass from Turnbuckle to
Turnbuckle then I will be walking out of here a double champion.
All of a sudden we hear "Fuck The World" by The Insane Clown Posse
and "The Untouchable" David Ahrens walks onto the ramp to a mixed
reaction.
David: The Main Event Jason Snow, will you please SHUT THE HELL UP!
The Outlaws get ready to rush the ramp, but Jason holds them back
with a smile on his face.
Jason: WHOA, WHOA!! Let him speak, this guys seems really
interesting.
David: I plan on whooping all 3 of your asses, and I plan on walking
out of here Champi...
Jason: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, Did I say that he was interesting? DAYUM,
I was wrong about that. Continue...
David: I want that belt, I need...
Jason: Hold up, I can feel it, I can sense it, this guy is about to
say something REALLY important. Okay continue...
David: I want that belt, I need that belt, That belt is like my...
Jason: DAYUM, DAMN, DAMN, I WAS WRONG AGAIN!! First of all...
The Crowd: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!
David is getting upset now.
David: You know quite well who I am, I'm "The Untouchable"
Jason: Well Untouchable, let me ask you a question. How did you get
here?
David: I drove my car and...
Jason: No, no, no. What I mean is, which route did you take to get
here?
David: I took I-95 to...
Jason: Blah, blah, blah. That's why you're late.
David: I wasn't late
Jason: Sure you were. You forgot to make that right on "HAVE A NICE
CUP OF... " BLVD, AND MAKE THAT LEFT ON "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
STREET.
The Crowd: JASON, JASON, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, JASON, JASON, HOLY
SHIT, HOLY SHIT...
Jason: I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU COME OUT HERE AND BORE MY JASON-ITES
HALF TO DEATH WITH THAT BULLSHIT YOU CALL A PROMO. I Mean seriously
dude, with that goofy assed hair, YOU LOOK LIKE THE FUCK CHILD OF
SIDESHOW BOB AND K-KWIK!!
The Crowd: OH SHIT!!
Jason: You see the problem is this, "The Main Event" is a bad mother
fucker, and you want to be a bad mother fucker also. But you ain't
the Main Event. The Main Event is SO BAD THAT HE TALKS SHIT TO
HIMSELF.
Jason goes to one side of the ring and looks where he was just
standing at.
Jason: What the fuck are you laughing at? How about I come and slap
that grin off of your monkey assed face?
Jason walks to the other side of the ring and looks at where he was
just standing
Jason: WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN AND HAVE A NICE, STEAMING, PIPING HOT
CUP OF...
The Crowd: SHUT... THE... FUCK... UUUPPP!!!
Jason walks back over to where he was just at, and the crowd is
absolutely loving this.
David: What the HELL are you doing?
Jason: Hey, HEY, SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KICK YOU IN YOUR BITCH
ASSED CHIN!!
The Crowd: JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON...
Jason: You know what dude? You sit there with that sour look on
your face, face all frowned up, like you wanna fight. Well IF IT'S
A FIGHT THAT YE WANT, THEN THE MAIN EVENT SHALT...
The Crowd: BEAT... THINE... ASS...
David: COME ON COME AND GET IT, YOU DON'T SCARE ME!!
Jason acts as if he's going to leave the ring, but instead he goes
back, as he sees someone behind David.
David: That's just what I thought
The fans start cheering
David: That's right cheer for me, cheer for "The Untoucha...
Then he is Clocked in the back of the head by...
PETER
VANCE!!
David and Peter has a little fight but it is broken up by security.
Adam: THE VCW WOMEN'S TITLE WILL BE DEFENDED AS SOON AS WE COME BACK
FROM THIS FIRST COMMERCIAL BREAK.
$$Commercial Break$$
*Promo* * We see a battlefield, but it is totally empty. There are
bodies strung slightly over the ground. And we sweep across the
plains, and an old man's voice speaks:
"There always comes a time where we must fight.
There also always comes a time where we settle the score.
And then...there are the times where we must forget all regrets.
Forget all that has happened. And just remember.. how to fight.
And this moment will occur at the right time.
A time that is generously called...
The War... of Ages."
The scene then fades to an explosion in the background... and it
fades to the War of Ages logo, and a booming voice echoes the caption
below the logo...
[Photos section -> Logos -> War Of Ages (PPV)]
*OWA War of Ages - LIVE, From Monster Park, San Francisco,
California - - Monday APRIL 4TH EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! - ***
Adam: Welcome Back to Anarchy and our show tonight promises to be
the best Anarchy to date! I have to give credit to our Bossman, Mr
Ross, for being a pure genius inviting the American Outlaws to the
show again and having them compete for our belts!
Bradley: Yes, Mr Ross is a GENIUS! Our ratings are gonna sky rocket
again this week as we have all of the Outlaws competing for VCW
Belts.
The lights dim as "La La" by Ashlee Simpson blares throughout the
arena as white pyros go off everywhere. The fans boo's are off the
hook as we see OWA's own, Jerri Katz make her way to the ring.
Charles Holcomb puts the microphone up to his mouth and prepares
himself to announce the next match as "La La" continues to play.
Charles: Now, introducing first, hailing from Philadelphia
Pennsylvania and weighing in at 136 lbs...OWA's very
own...Jeeerrrriiii Kaaaattzzz!
Jerri Katz heads out to the ring despite the loud boos quite
confidently and slides underneath the bottom ropes into the ring not
feeling too much of a threat by Jesse or Sassy. She moves herself
back and forth as she loosens herself up for the match.
"My Way" by Limp Bizkit blares throughout the arena as Jesse Vance-
Young makes her way into the arena. The fans go absolutely nutz as
the VCW Women's Champion, Jesse Vance-Young makes her way to the
ring.
Charles: Introducing next, hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and
weighing in at 145 lbs...VCW Women's Champion...Jessssssseeee
Vaaaannccceee- Yoooooouuuunnngggg!
Jesse heads out to the ring to HUGE cheers as the Women's Champion
makes her way out to the ring and climbs up the steps, waving to her
fans as she climbs through the ropes and into the ring. Jerri and
Jesse stand nose to nose to one another and things are looking tense
in the ring. Then we hear...
Yeah
And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands
We've travel this land packed tight in mini vans
And all this for the fans, girls, money and fame
I played their game
and As they scream my name
I will show no shame
I live and die for this
And if I come off soft
Then chew on this!
Are you scared?
Devil without a cause
And Im back with the beaver hats
And Ben Davis slacks
30 packs of Strohs
30 pack of hoes
No rogaine in the propane flow
The chosen one
I'm the living proof
With the gift of gab
From the city of truth
I jabbed and stabbed
And knocked critics backs
And I did not studder when I said that
I'm going platnum
Sellin' rhymes
I went platinum
Seven times
And still they ill
They wanna see us fry
I guess because only god knows why
Why why why why why
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me cowboy
I'm the singer in black
So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me hear where your at
And say hey hey
I'm givin it back
So say hey hey
Show me some metal
And say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gat!!!!!
"American BadAss" by Kid Rock blares throughout the arena and the
fans as well as the announcer's look confused.
Adam: I think that the guys in the back made a mistake with the
music!
We see some streaming Red, White, and Blue Pyros explode. Sassy
Lassy comes out to the arena and fans go absolutely nutz! The
American Outlaw makes her way to the ring.
Charles: Introducing next, hailing from Miami, Florida and weighing
in at 120 lbs…Ammmmerican Ouuuutlaaaaw…Saaaaasssssy Llaaaasssssyyy!
There is total pandemonium in the crowd as the beautiful Sassy makes
her way to the ring with off the hook applause. Sassy slaps the
hands of all the fans that she can as she makes her way to the ring.
All you can hear is the deafening sound of the fans
chanting, "Sassy! Sassy! Sassy!" She slides underneath the rope and
stares down both competitors as the look in her eyes is that of
confidence and determined to win this match. Sassy pushes Jerri when
she sees her face to face and if looks could kill, she would be dead.
<< T >> VCW Women's Championship Match
<< N >> Jesse Vance-Young (Champion) vs.
<< A >> Sassy Lassy vs. Jerri Katz
Donna Berwick calls for the bell. Sassy looks really pissed and
tosses Jesse out of the ring. Sassy then is face to face with Jerri
and all you can hear throughout the arena is a HUGE smack across the
face of Jerri! She then hits her with a left, right combination,
then left, right, left, right to the face of Jerri.
Adam: Holy shit! Huge slaps in the face by Sassy. I sense some
animosity between these two ladies.
Bradley: What gave you that idea?
Sassy then Irish whips Jerri into the corner and starts pounding her
in the stomach with her foot smashing Jerri into the corner until
she is down to the mat. Sassy then moves away from Jerri and it
looks like she is going to give Jerri a break. She then runs toward
Jerri and does the Bronco Buster on her and the fans going
absolutely nutz. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!
Sassy begins to show off after she did the Bronco Buster, she didn't
notice that Jesse was in the ring and all of a sudden. BAM! Sassy
gets clotheslined by Jesse Vance-Young! Jesse gets on top of Sassy
and begins to punch her right, left, right, left right and then she
starts slamming her head into the mat. Jesse pulls Sassy up and
lands a Reverse DDT and then goes for the cover.
1…
2…
Sassy kicks out!
Jesse gets up from the cover and Sassy gets up a few minutes after.
Jerri is just getting back into the ring. Jesse and Sassy both go
after Jerri at the same time, whipping Jerri into the ropes and then
they both give her a German Suplex.
Adam: Huge German Suplex by both women!
Bradley: Ouch! That's got to hurt!
Sassy watches Jerri and pounding her foot into the mat and waiting.
Jerri gets up and heads toward Sassy. Sassy runs to her and lifts
her leg up to her chin. Jerri falls backwards to the mat.
Adam: Oh my! Sassy just connected with Sweet Chin Music!
Sassy lifts up her leg for the cover...
1...
2...and Jerri able to kick out!
Jerri and Sassy get up but Jerri is faster than Sassy. Jerri wraps
her legs around Sassy's neck and pulls off a beautiful hurricanrana.
Jesse tries to capitalize on Jerri's action but Jerri kicks Jesse in
the stomach and then pulls off an insane Jerri Driver on Jesse and
the fans go nutz!
Adam: not a bad move right there.
Jerri took her eyes off Sassy a bit too long and so when she got up,
Sassy Dragon whips Jerri but Jerri still got her composure in the
ring and immediately got an Octopus Stretch on Sassy.
Sassy is screaming in pain, but she hangs on not submitting. Sassy
elbows Jerri but is met by a hellacious Super Kick by Jesse. Jesse
covers Sassy...
1...
2...Sassy kicks out of it with command.
Adam: Sassy is showing us her toughness
Bradley: Damn right she is.
Sassy fights her way wrapping her arms around Jesse's stomach and is
able to pull off 1 belly to belly suplex...
2 belly to belly suplexes...
3 belly to belly suplexes...
Sassy covers Jesse...
1...
2...Jesse kicks out!
Sassy whips both women to opposite turnbuckles with force and they
fall down into a sitting position and Sassy smiles vindictively. She
then lifts up her skirt revealing her American Outlaw underwear. She
pulls them in as if she were wearing a thong looking over at Jerri
first. She giggles at Jerri and then grinds her ass into Jerri's
face, rubbing it in her ass crack...
Adam: She's taking a page out of her Friend Star's sister with that
one.
Bradley: Yes, Jessica Lohan, the master of the stinkface, I wish
either one of those girls would give me one
Stink face by Sassy to Jerri. Jerri is seen whipping her mouth and
looking rather sick as Sassy moves over to Jesse smiling as she
looks like she is going to do the same thing to her. Sure enough
Sassy rubs her ass crack into Jesse's face really rubbing it hard
giving her a very long stink face and the fans go absolutely crazy.
Adam: DOUBLE STINKFACE
Once Sassy turns her head on Jerri she pulls off a Jerri Press on
Sassy knocking her out of the ring. Jerri turns around to focus on
Jesse but Jesse spears Jerri down and then locks her legs in place
and flipping Jerri's body over...SharpShooter!
Adam: SHARPSHOOTER, THE SHARPSHOOTER IS LOCKED
Jerri looks like she is in tremendous pain and tries to fight it
with all she's got...Jerri looks like she is about to tap but Sassy
gets back into the ring in time and pulls off a huge Sassy Crash
breaking the count.
Sassy Crash! Sassy pulled off the Sassy Crash on Jerri!
Sassy covers Jerri...
1...
2...near fall by Sassy. Jerri finds enough strength to kick out.
Sassy sensing that Jerri is tiring out tries to cover Jerri again...
1...
2...another kick out by Jerri!
Jesse jumps up and wraps her legs around Sassy's neck and flipping
her out of the ring with a HUGE hurricanrana as her face lands into
the crowd barricade on the outside.
Bradley: SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FACE, I HOPE THAT THEY DIDN'T RUIN IT!
Jerri pulls off a beautiful Springboard crossbody shot on Jesse.
Jerri lands on her feet and able to pull offa beautiful Asai
Moonsault as well and both women are laid out on the mat...
1... nobody is stirring
2...still nothing...
3...Sassy is stirring
4...Jesse stirs as well as Jerri...
Sassy climbs into the ring as Jesse and Jerri are smacking one
another loudly going back and forth. Jerri tries to pull off a Jerri
Breaker on Jesse but instead gets Sassy. Jesse does a baseball slide
on Sassy knocking her to the outside...again!
Sassy is tossed on the outside, Jerri tries to lock the "Jerri lock"
on Jesse. Jesse holds onto the ropes, leaving Jerri upside down.
Sassy leaps onto the rope and as she jumps she grabs Jerri and
spikes her into a piledriver. She Sassy Crashes Jesse, and sends her
to the outside.
Jerri gets up and tries to run into the ropes, but when she does she
gets hit in the back with the most WICKED chairshots ever from J-Lo.
Sassy then locks Jerri in "The Star Treatment"
Jerri screams in pain trying to twist her way out of it anyway she
could. She tries to make her way to the ropes but Sassy has
the "Star Treatment" locked in pretty well.
Jerri taps out!
Adam: MY GOD SHE DID IT!
Charles: YOUR WINNER AND NEW VCW WOMEN'S CHAMPION,
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LLLLLLLLLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
The crowd ERUPTS, as Sassy holds up the Women's title, she stands on
the second rope with her new title as "American Badass" plays and
the crowd are really amped up.
Outside of the American Outlaws locker room Victoria Caldwell has
caught up with Danny and Chad and the guys start barking and the
girls start cheering.
Victoria: Danny and Chad you guys have to opportunity to come in
here and leave with some VCW gold, any comments.
Danny: Yeah, FUCK THE YAPPIN'
Chad: LET'S GET THE SCRAPPIN'
Danny and Chad prepare to walk off, but Victoria pulls Chad back
Victoria: You know Chad, you are looking mighty fine today.
Danny: OH BROTHER, NOT ANOTHER ONE!
Chad: Thanks, but my Woman is sitting home watching this. *looks at
the camera* Hey Poppy I love you and I miss you. I'M BRINGING HOME
THE GOLD BABY!
Chad and Danny walk off amped up and excited.
Backstage we see Dawg on his cell phone *fans boo*, then we hear a
voice.
Voice: Duggy, Duggy, Duuuuggggggy!
Dawg: I'm gonna have to call you back. Well, well, well, if it
isn't J-Lo.
Then camera focuses to show "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan and the
fans totally lose it for her.
J-Lo: Why yes, yes it is.
Dawg: What do you want?
J-Lo: Nothing, nothing much. Just wanted to know if you were
admiring my handy work?
Dawg: Oh, this shit with Joss? Great shit! You know, that JFF is
really starting to get on my last fucking nerve.
J-Lo: You know what Dawg, that's the first fucking thing you've ever
said that made sense to me. You know I don't understand why you and
I talk so much shit about each other when it's clear that we have
one mutual enemy. I mean, you and I both know that he's a pervert,
and you and I both know that he will do anything it takes to protect
HIS "precious" faces.
Dawg: That fucker has really PISSED me off. I fucking hope that
Star makes him TAP like the BITCH he is.
J-Lo: You and I both agree on that.
Dawg: And I hope that you fuck that stupid Joss bitch up.
J-Lo: I've been fucking her dumb ass up all over the world.
Dawg: You know I had nothing to do with booking you in that match
with Jerri Katz?
J-Lo: You didn't?
Dawg: No, I fucking hate the Gay-Connection, why would I do
something like that to help them out.
J-Lo: It's a damn shame I'll be in Denver, going before a judge
about that ass whooping I placed on Joss.
Dawg: I saw that, you have really been impressing me over the last
couple of weeks.
J-Lo: I have?
Dawg: Yes, you have.
J-Lo: Well why don't you do something to impress me then.
Dawg: What's that?
J-Lo: Well first of all you can tell the world about your little
nipple fetish.
Dawg: Hey Penis Clown, let's not go there.
J-Lo: Just kidding Duggy. But I was thinking, JFF really pushed
hard to get two sisters to fight at War of Ages. So let's give him
the sister fight he's been wanting to see.
Dawg: What are you insinuating?
J-Lo: Well since I'll be in Denver, Jerri is gonna need someone to
fight, so why not let it be... JOSS! *fans ERUPT*, You could make it
a "Spirit of Competition" type thing.
Dawg: I like it, I like it. I just might do it.
J-Lo: You think about that Dawg, and when you see Joss tomorrow,
tell her that Lesson #2 is tonight but Lesson #3 is coming up really
soon.
J-Lo walks away as Dawg gets back on his cell-phone with a big grin
on his face.
Jay Roachester has caught up with The Adams Boyz backstage *fans
cheer*
Jay: Okay Geoff and Ash you have the opportunity to grab some VCW
gold, any comments.
Ash: Hey Geoff, look at his dumb assed suit.
Geoff: Yeah dude, do you shop K-mart? K-mart so sucks ass
Jay: I don't shop...
Ash: Look at him, he looks like, he looks like...
Geoff: He looks like...
Ash/Geoff: DAWG!
Right then Blade and Grayson walk by with those VCW World Tag Belts.
Blade: Ha Ha Ha Haha ha, we're better than you.
Grayson: And we got the belts to prove it
Geoff: I'm the Doctor of Coolness
Ash: And I got a PHD in Awesomeness
Geoff: So how are you better than us?
Blade: Cause we totally ROCK ASS, and you don't
Geoff: You rock ass huh?
Then The Adams Boyz jump on Blade and Grayson and a fight ensues, as
Security comes and pulls them apart.
Adam: VCW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES ARE ON THE LINE NEXT!
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Albert Ross in the middle of a VCW ring, the picture is in
Black and White.
Albert: DOMINATION, this is what VCW brings to the table. The OWA
are merely foolish mortals on a collision course with a GIANT. You
want a WAR? You want a WAR FOR THE AGES? Meet us, and bring your
best 16 Superstars and we will annihilate your collective asses in
the middle of your OWN ring. The clock is ticking little boys and
girls, and I think it's about high time that we (along with Drowning
Pools "Bodies") LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
*OWA War of Ages - LIVE, From Monster Park, San Francisco,
California - - Monday APRIL 4TH EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! - ***
The cameras high above show a sky view of the arena as
we get set for our second match. The ring announcer
Charles Holcomb heads into the ring and gets a mic.
Charles: Our next contest will be a Triple Threat
Texas Style Tornado Tag team match, and it is for the
VCW World Tag Team Championships..... Introducing
first from Miami Florida, at a total combined weight
of 491lbs.....Ash Adams, Geoff Adams....Theeeee
Adaaaaaams Booooooys!
We hear:
Out of control
Out of control
Out of control
Sometimes I feel that I missunderstood
The rivers run and deep right through my thought
Your naked body lying on the ground
You always get me up when I'm down
And it always seems we're runnin' out of time,
We're out of control
Out of Control
Out of control
"Out of Control" by The Chemical Brothers plays on
the speakers throughout the arena as Ash and Geoff
make their way down to the ring. The fans show a mixed
reaction to them.
Then we hear
{*Braves tomahawk chop done in background of Chorus*}
[Chorus]
[Nelly] Let me see you take it off
[P. D.] Girl go and take it off
[Nelly] We can even do it slow
[P. D.] We can even do it slow
[Nelly] Take it where you want to go
[P. D.] Take it where you want to go
[Nelly] Just take that ass to the floor
[P. D.] Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather, girl go and take it low
[Nelly] We can even do it slow
[P. D.] We can even do it slow
[Nelly] Take it where you want to go
[P. D.] Take it where you want to go
[Nelly] Just take that ass to the floor
[P. D.] Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather
"Shake ya tail feather" by Nelly, P. Diddy and Murphy Lee hits and
the fans go absolutely wild. Chad and Danny make their way down
the ramp.
Charles: And their opponents....from Baltimore
Maryland, weighing in at a total of 560lbs....Chad
Richardson, Danny Harris.....The
Greeeeaaaatest Taaaaag Teeeeeaaam of ALLLLLLLLL TIIIMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!
The fans really get frenzied and cheers enormously for
them. Guys are barking for Danny and the Ladies are cheering for Chad
Charles: And introducing now, from Phoenix
Arizona....at a total weight of 474lbs.....they are
the VCW World Tag Team Champions....Blaaaaaaade and
Graaaaaysooooon!
"Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot plays and again the crowd
cheers for the champions. But the reaction isn't as
great as it was for Chad and Danny.
The Bell rings and we get started.
Adam: I am expecting a great contest between these
three teams.
Bradley: Oh definitely, you can bet your ass this'll
be one to remember!
Blade and Grayson start off the match fiercely by
giving double chin shot kicks the Adams Boys which
sends them both down, leaving Chad and Danny and the
Tag champs to contend in the match for the start.
All four men stare at each other for a brief moment
and then go at each other. Blade and Danny tie up with
Danny catching him into a T-Bone suplex. At the same
time Chad and Grayson charge each other and Grayson
catches Chad's momentum and nails him with a
powerslam.
Danny keeps on Blade with a few hard kicks to his
back. But he is interrupted when Grayson runs over with
a forearm to the back of his head.
While this was going on, the Adams boys had gotten up,
both of them went to the outside and returned with
chairs. The double swing a demolishing shot to Grayson
con-chair-to style.
Danny turns around and is nailed by Geoff in the head
about three times with the chair which sends him down.
Bradley: Ha! I love it, chairs already!
Adam: Yes, and it's all legal in this Texas style
tornado tag match!
Ash waits for Chad to get to his feet and he attempts
a swing at him, but Chad ducks and catches a German
suplex on him which sends him crashing to the mat and
forces him to release the chair. Geoff sees this and
runs for Chad, but Blade intercepts him from behind
with a running bulldog.
The chair which was already in half swing lands right
in front of Geoff and he is bulldogged face first into
his own chair. Blade and Chad remain standing and they
don't waste any time. They both square off and
exchange huge lefts and rights.
Adam: Oooh! That had to hurt!
Bradley: You don't have to be a rocket scientist to
figure that out! Duh!
Neither man gets an advantage as they continuously
pummel each other, until Danny makes it back to his
feet and joins Chad in the assault on Blade. He gets
sent down by the two after losing the slugfest. Chad
immediately picks him back up and nails him with a
Dragon Suplex.
The Greatest Tag Team stands in the ring saluting the
crowd as they are the only team still standing at the
moment.
After taking the time to play to the crowd, Danny
heads out of the ring and retrieves a table. He brings
it back into the ring and leans it against the
turnbuckle. Ash is back to his feet and Grayson is
starting to stir.
Chad and Danny go right after Ash, lifting him high up
and crashing him down with a double flapjack.
Grayson comes from behind afterwards and seems to have
caught his second wind, he spins Chad around and
quickly snaps him up into a northern lights release
suplex. As Danny turns around to see this, Grayson is
back up like lightening and sends a kick to Danny's
gut, nailing him then with a brain buster DDT.
He goes for a cover on Danny.
One!
Two!
But the cover is broken up by Geoff who dives to make
the save.
Adam: And the first pin fall attempt of the match for a
Near fall.
Bradley: I'd like to see our tag champs retain, but
then of course I have to agree with Mr. Ross. The
Outlaws being here tonight. I just don't know who I
want in this match.
Grayson is brought to his feet by Geoff and locked
into a cobra clutch, then Geoff leaps off the mat and
sends Grayson to the mat bulldog style while still in
the cobra clutch! Ash gets back to his feet as well
and the Adams boys are now in control of the match.
Blade rises to his feet and staggers back towards the
table in the corner, Geoff sees him and rushes in for
a spear, but Blade falls over before Geoff reaches him
and he drives himself hard right through the waiting
table, with no Blade to take the impact!!
Adam: He missed him!!! Oooh and right into the table
went Geoff!
Bradley: Dammit!! Dammit!! What a match, I can't
believe what I am seeing here!
Adam: That may cost the Adams Boys big time!
Ash looks on as his brother just devastated himself
and can't believe it. He takes it out on Blade and
puts the boots to him. Blade is hoisted up and Irish
whipped into the ropes, as he comes back Ash jumps off
the second rope and catches him with a frankensteiner.
He holds it for the cover.
One!
Two!
Blade kicks out just in time. And Grayson is back up,
so are Chad and Danny.
Grayson goes to help out his brother, unaware of Chad
and Danny behind him, before he can move too far he is
grabbed from behind and whipped hard into the
turnbuckle. Danny runs at him for a huge clothesline,
and the momentum send both he and Grayson over the top
and to the outside
Ash sees Chad and goes for him but is caught by
surprise as Chad anticipated it and catches him,
dumping him over the top rope with authority.
Blade used all of this time to retrieve a ladder from
under the ring. He begins sliding into the ring
through the second rope.
While this is happening Geoff has slowly stumbled back
to his feet and Chad was on him as well. Chad tried to
apply the dragon sleeper, but Geoff uses all of his
strength to fight it, and powers out, catching Chad
for a sidewalk slam.
Chad lands right on the incoming ladder which
catapults it upwards as Blade was sliding it
in.....the ladder is forced upwards by the weight of
Chad crashing onto it from the ring as it teetered on
the ropes, the end of the ladder crashes into Blade's
face and you can hear the impact as Blade is sent
flying back into the guardrail by the force.
Bradley: Holy shit! One half of the tag champs taken
out right there! This is bad, real bad!
Adam: I have to agree there Bradley, the tag champs in
a world of hurt here!
Geoff rolls Chad off of the ladder and goes for a
cover, but Danny pulls him off from the outside and
drags him under the ropes and out to ringside.
Danny whips him into the guardrail and then catches
him on the return for a spine buster right on the
outside floor. Ash is up on the outside and rolls back
into the ring, he pulls the ladder from it's teetering
position on the ropes and lays it across the downed
Chad's chest.
He climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off into a
corkscrew body press, but lands it like a frog splash
drilling himself into the ladder and crushing Chad
underneath. He hurts himself as well on impact.
Bradley: Is he crazy!!!? What the hell is he
thinking?!!
Adam: He sacrificed his own body to try and get the
win, he has to capitalize and go for a cover here!
Bradley: I don't think he can, he just killed himself
there, what an idiot!
Grayson who is up by now on the outside, comes into
the ring to capitalize on Ash's suicide maneuver. But
he is met by Danny who also entered the ring. Danny
has a chair in hand a slams it across the forehead of
Grayson, busting him wide open.
Danny tends to his partner and pulls the ladder off of
Chad who is extremely hurt. This gives Geoff time to
recover from the spinebuster and make his way back
into the ring.
He takes it to Danny from behind and nails a few good
shots on him. But Danny turns around and answers back
with some shots of his own, reeling Geoff with some
hard rights.
Ash gets back up, still holding his ribs from his dive
into the ladder and rushes Danny. The force of the
bull rush sends both men over the top and to the
floor.
Geoff now with Chad in his sights stands waiting in
the corner, ready to nail the spear. But at the same
time Blade has recovered on the outside and slowly
makes his way back into the ring from the opposite
corner.
Adam: Chad Richardson in alot of trouble here, he is
being measured by both Blade and Geoff Adams here.
Bradley: This is gonna be bad for Chad, he's gonna get
made into a tag team sandwich! I can't watch!
Geoff who's eyes are trained on Chad, never sees Blade
enter, and Blade, once in the ring also puts his focus
on Chad. Both men with the same idea of taking him
out........Chad uses the ropes to pull himself to his
feet and staggers towards the middle of the ring.
Immediately Blade charges him for The Pounce, and
Geoff in the opposite corner charges him for a Spear.
Chad notices Geoff out the corner off his eye and at
the last second leapfrogs the Adams Boy and both Blade
and Geoff collide into each other with the force of
two crashing locomotives. Knocking each other for a
loop!
Adam: OH MY GOD!
Bradley: What happened? It's over for Chad isn't it?
*eyes still closed*
Adam: No Bradley, Geoff and Blade just collided with
each other as Chad got out of the way!
Bradley: What??*opens eyes* Oh yes!!! Yes!!!
Danny on the outside is already to his feet and hauls
up the still hurting Ash and rolls him into the ring.
He follows right after him.
Chad picks up Ash immediately and signals to the
crowd, they go nuts. Ash is whipped into the ropes and
on the return Chad lifts him up, sending him airborne.
Danny jumps off of the ropes and nails him with a
huge Dirty Vegas mid-air, sending him all the way down
with force!!
Bradley: It's over! It's over!!
Adam: It very well could be!
Chad goes for the cover.
One!
Two!
Grayson is up to his feet and rushes in to make the
save but Danny catches him with a belly to belly
suplex, stopping any chance of him breaking it up.
Three!!
The bell is rung and the fans are on their feet,
cheering and hollering. The arena is in a frenzy of
cheers as the new tag champs are announced.
Charles: Here are your winners....and NEW VCW World
Tag Team Champions......Chad Richardson, Danny
Harris......The Greeeeeaaatest Taaag
Teeeaaam of ALLLLLLLL TIMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Bradley: And we have new tag champions....This is some
great shit Adam! Can you feel the electricity?
Adam: Indeed we do have new tag team champions, and I
have to say I was quite impressed with the performance
of all three teams in this match up!
Bradley: I bet Mr. Ross is loving all of this!!
Adam: For once, I'll bet your right Bradley!
Backstage in the American Outlaws locker room we see Jason eating
some Skittles Sours and the fans go BEYOND APESHIT for him. Max
walks into the locker room and the fans go CRAZY for him also.
Max: Oh Cool shit, you got some Skittles Sours. Can I have some?
Jason: I would give you some, but it's not up to me.
Max: Then who is it up to?
Jason: The Sour Girl.
Max: The Sour Girl?
Then Star jumps up *fans go APE…* she walks over to Max, she looks
him up and down. Then she does a Karate pose, then she nods to
Jason, who immediately burst out laughing. Jason's laughter prompts
Max, and Star to burst out laughing, then the audience starts
laughing, and we also hear Adam, and Bradley laughing.
Max: Dude my match is next, any words of advice.
Jason: Yeah (pointing to his Skittles Sours bag) This is some good
shit.
Star: The Sour Girl says, go BEAT SOME ASS!!
Jason: Bring us some more gold.
Max: I'll be back in 15 minutes… with that North American title
Fans cheer loudly at that statement.
Jason: Go kick that ASS!
Max: I'm out dude
Max walks out of the locker room and heads for the ring as "Bodies"
by Drowning pool hits…
Adam: MAX POWER TAKES ON VCW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION SHANE JOHNSON
AND JAY VANCE NEXT, LIVE ON ANARCHY!!
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Mr. Ross in his office
Mr. Ross: VCW
We see Richard Crawford in his office
Richard: VCW
We then see Matt Danger in his office
Matt: VCW
We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.
J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
We then hear an announcer's voice
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
Adam: And we are now on to our next contest, which
should be nothing short of what we've already seen
here tonight!
Bradley: Damn right Adam. The hits just keep on coming
and I can't wait for some action!
Adam: Lets head down to the ring where Charles Holcomb
is ready to introduce this contest.
Charles: The following contest will be a triple threat
match....and it is for the VCW North American
Championship......introducing first, from Toronto,
Ontario Canda, weighing in at 230lbs......Jaaaay
Vaaaaance!
"One step Closer" by Linkin Park plays and the crowd
starts cheering. They get into the feeling of the
night as Jay enters.
Then "Fuel" by Metallica plays and the whole arena
erupts.
Charles: And his opponent, from Seatle,
Washington....weighing in at 325lbs.....Maaaaax
Pooweeeeer!
Max enters through the curtain and the fans go beyond
psycho. Chants of "Outlaws, Outlaws" start.
As he takes the ring "Do ya Think I'm Sexy" by Rod
Stewart plays and the ladies in the crowd begin to
swoon.
Charles: Introducing now....from Dallas,
Texas.....weighing in at 230lbs......he is the VCW
North American Champion......Shaaaaane Johnsooooon!
Shane dances his way down the ramp and into the ring.
Posing with his belt a few times and winking to a few
women in the front row. The ladies eat this up.
The bell is rung and the match begins.
Shane and Jay immediately go for each other, almost as
if they didn't even realize Max was there.
Jay swings a hard left a Shane who ducks it and
catches him with a neckbreaker drop. Jay snaps back to
his feet as does Shane. Shane is surprised with and
armdrag takeover into an armbar.
Max just watches on for the moment. A little amused at
this. He takes a seat on the turnbuckle and lets the
two smaller wrestlers tire each other out.
Adam: Max Power watching these two go at it. He seems
to be enjoying himself with this one.
Bradley: That is a great strategy, let them do all the
work and he can finish them off at the end!
Adam: I doubt he will do that.
Shane fights to his feet while Jay still holds the
armbar. As he feels his grip loosen, he removes the
hold and quickly turns it into a side headlock.
He applies the pressure as Shane struggles to get
free. After a few moments he fights his way out with a
few hard elbow shots to Jay's gut. Finally Jay breaks
the hold.
Shane uses the momentary lapse caused by his elbow
shots to nail Jay with a jumping heel kick which sends
the Toronto native straight down.
Shane gets cocky now and runs up to monkey flip the
idle Max Power, but he gets shoved off by the larger
Outlaw.
Max was no longer amused and took it to Shane. He
lifts him up into a gorilla press and does a bench
press motion with him a few times before slamming him
with tremendous power down to the mat.
Before he knows it he is staggered a few feet as Jay
caught him with a dropkick from behind.
Adam: Now they've awoken trouble!
Bradley: Look at Max go, he's like a frickin machine I
tell ya!
Max turns around with a smile on his face, giving a
slight applaud at Jay's efforts.....and then.....he
nearly beheads him with a huge running clothesline.
This pinball type match up goes on for a few moments,
as Shane gets back up, he is put back down. As Jay
gets back up, he as well goes down.
After a bit Jay plays it smart and stays down until he
sees Shane getting back up. As Max goes for Shane his
is caught by surprise as both men get on him. Kicks,
punches and haymakers are thrown his way. He powers
out a few times, but eventually both men get him and
send him into the ropes, they follow behind quickly
and send him to the outside with a double clothesline.
Just as well as they worked together, they were both
immediately back on each other. Shane getting the
upper hand once again with a few quick jabs. He
attempts a suplex but it is blocked by Jay who rolls
him up for an inside cradle.
One!
Two!
Shane kicks out before three.
Bradley: Look at that! Ha! Jay is a genius, use his
opponent to down the big guy and then try to steal the
win!
Adam: But it didn't work out for him, the champ able
to kick out of that one.
Both men quickly back to their feet. Shane whips Jay
to the turnbuckle and follows through for a
shoulder block, but Jay moves out of the way and Shane's
shoulder runs right into the ring post.
Jay is about to capitalize when he sees Max Power back
up on the outside. He gets a running start and flies
over the ropes and lands a sick moonsault, crashing
into Max.
It takes a moment but Jay gets back to his feet and
slides back into the ring. Shane who is a bit shaken
from his shoulder shot is their waiting for him. And
catches a side suplex.
Both men take some time getting back up, Shane is to
his feet first and waits for Jay and charges him with
a flying forearm. He then nips up cat-like.
Adam: Our champion showing he has what it takes here!
Bradley: I never had a doubt.
Adam: Uh huh. Whatever Bradley.
Bradley: What? I did....It's the truth...I swear.....
Adam: Just watch the match!
Jay is dazed and gets only to his knees. Shane waits
for him, setting up a super kick stance, but he is
caught from behind by a very much awake Max who hits
him with a thunderous fall away slam.
Jay pulls himself up on the ropes and as he turns
around he is hoisted up by Max and locked into a bear
hug. Max squeezes the air straight from him and locks
his hands tight. Jay fights hard to get free,
clobbering Max in his head. But Max just tightens his
grip even further.
Adam: Uh oh. Jay Vance in trouble now. It could be
over.
Bradley: He's done for, I just know it.
Adam: I thought Shane was going to win Brad?
Bradley: What? No, I said Max...what are you talking
about?
Jay begins to fade. Referee Edgar Hyde checks his
arm....and it drops once. He lifts it again, and it
drops a second time.....he lifts it a third....but No,
Jay drops altogether as Max is forced to release him
as he is surprised from behind by a hard kick to the
back of his head.
Shane who just kicked him, immediately slides at the
big man's knee for a chop block. Max goes down and
holds his knee. Now Shane actually helps Jay up and
they both begin to put the boots to Max. They stomp
away at his knee and use their feet to push him under
the ropes and to the outside.
Shane being an opportunist turns on Jay instantly and
rolls him up into a schoolboy pin.
Bradley: And Shane wins just like I said!
Adam: He's got em!
One!
Two!
Jay gets out at two and a half.
Bradley: Damn it ref! It should be over!
Adam: Now we are back on the Shane bandwagon?
Bradley: Yes, well no, well It'll be Shane....or Max,
or Jay!
Both men square off again with Jay getting whipped
into the ropes, he leapfrogs on the return and stops
short, as Shane turns around he is planted with a DDT.
Jay now goes for the cover.
One!
Two!
Just as Hyde is coming down for three Shane gets a
shoulder up.
The crowd is now on their feet. stomping away at the
stands, really getting into this match.
Shane is hauled up and sent crashing into the
turnbuckle. Jay is on him quickly and lifts him to the
top. Shane tries to fight him off but is railed with a
thunderous belly to belly superplex!
Jay doesn't go for the immediate cover, he instead
goes back up to and takes to the air, crashing down a
perfectly lined up elbow drop from the top turnbuckle.
He covers.
One!
Two!
Max Power is back in the ring and breaks it up.
Bradley: Max! He's back in the match!
Adam: And he looks pretty pissed!
Max lifts both men to their feet and smashes their
heads together. It sends them both reeling backwards
and onto the canvas.
The crowd cheers insanely and again start a
chant. "Outlaws, Outlaws"
Max gets the momentum going, he drags Shane to his
feet and shakes the ring with a massive scoop slam
which almost puts Shane through the ring.
Jay is just as worse for wear as Max is on him too.
He takes him and launches him into the ropes, dropping
him with a huge big boot on the return.
Max heads over and picks up a very out of it Shane and
tosses him to the outside. He then goes right back for
Jay.
He lifts Jay to his feet and slams a few hard chops
across his chest. Then he picks him up and powerslams
him to the mat. He gets a cover.
One!
Two!
Jay gets a shoulder up out of nowhere.
The crowd: Awwwwww!
Adam: And what a close one there! I thought it was
over.
Bradley: Adam, you don't pick the winners, I do. I'll
let you know when it's over.
Max hoists Jay up again and sets him up for the "Power
Driver"...but as he lifts Jay to set him on his
shoulders, Jay counters into a tornado DDT.
Both men are down with Shane just starting to stir on
the outside.
Hyde starts a count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Max stirs first and gets to his knees. Jay is still
down and Shane is climbing back into the ring.
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Max gets to a vertical base and the count is stopped.
Shane enters the ring and goes at it with the big man.
They exchange fists with Max getting the better of the
fight. Max pounds down on Shane, until Shane gets in a
chop to the throat which disorients Max.
Jay is struggling to his feet at this time and uses
the ropes to pull himself up. Shane is taking it to
Max now with some forearms and elbows. But Max uses
his raw strength to push Shane off....Shane staggers
back into the ropes and comes off with a huge
superkick aimed for Max....
But Max ducks out of it and Jay who had just gotten to
his feet isn't so lucky as the kick nails him right
under the jaw and sends him back through the ropes and
to the outside. Shane is stunned a bit as his kick
nailed the wrong target, and as he turns around face
face Max he is met.....
Adam: He missed Max! Jay just got taken out!
Bradley: Look! Look!
With Max lifting him straight up onto his shoulders
and crashing him down for a very unforgiving sit-down
powerbomb. Hyde in position for the cover.
One!
Two!
Three!
The bell rings and the fans are in an uproar. Outlaw
chants fill the arena as the match is called.
Charles: Here is your winner.....and NEW VCW North
American Champion.....Maaaaaax Pooweeeeer!!!!
The crowd is deafening and Max celebrates his victory
to a huge ovation.
Bradley: Now it's over, I told you it was over....you
don't ever want to listen to me, you tried to say it
was over before but I knew better....*keeps rambling*
Adam: Can we go to a commercial break,
hopefully by then Bradley will have shut up.
Bradley in background: And when Jay went for a cover,
you said over....but what did I say, oh no...Max is
gonna win...and then.....
Adam: *not really paying attention* Yes Bradley, Of
course Bradley. Uh huh....so right you are.....
Then we hear…
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
You mother get up
You fucker get up
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
As "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed hits, Fredrick Ainsworth
comes out wearing that OWA Fiery Championship around his waist, He
raises his arms in the air and the fans let the cheers come down for
him.
Adam: What's this all about?
Bradley: Who knows, maybe Ainsworth has something to say about his
competition tonight. And I almost always enjoy an Ainsworth promo.
Adam: What's that in his hand?
Bradley: Looks like a rolled up piece of paper.
Adam: I know that, I want to know what's on that paper.
Bradley: Look Stop being a jerkass, and pay attention to greatness.
Adam: Oh Brother!
Ainsworth grabs a microphone and heads into the ring.
Fredrick: WHAT'S HAPPENING BINGHAMTON?
The fans make noise
Fredrick: Now I, Fredrick Ainsworth, have been given the "Golden
Opportunity", to wrestle for the VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. But
the three jerkasses I'm the match with will learn very soon that,
I'm better than them, and I KNOW IT. And why am I better than
them? That's simple, because where Dean Malenko was known as the
man of 1,000 holds, and Chris Jericho was known as the man of 1,004
holds, I, Fredrick Ainsworth shall this day forth be known as the
man of 1,010 holds.
Ainsworth opens up the paper and it's so long that it falls to the
floor.
Fredrick: I have mastered so many wrestling holds and I will utilize
them tonight on my three opponents. Let's start from the top of the
list shall we?
Number 1: The Irish Whip
Number 2: The Arm Drag takedown
Number 3: The Ainsworth rolling Saskatchewan leg grab
Number 4: The Irish Whip
Number 5: La Majistral
Number 6: The Fredrick take down
Number 7: The Irish Whip
Number 8: The Ainsworth Crucifix Chicken wing Armbar
Number 9: The Argentine backbreaker rack
Number 10: The Irish Whip
By now the crowd is hysterical and everyone in the audience is
bursting out in tears laughing. Adam and Bradley are dying in the
booth from laughter.
Adam: (laughing) Folks we have to take a commercial break we'll be
right back with more Anarchy.
Fredrick: Number 11: The Damascus head-leglock
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Albert Ross in the middle of a VCW ring, the picture is in
Black and White.
Albert: DOMINATION, this is what VCW brings to the table. The OWA
are merely foolish mortals on a collision course with a GIANT. You
want a WAR? You want a WAR FOR THE AGES? Meet us, and bring your
best 16 Superstars and we will annihilate your collective asses in
the middle of your OWN ring. The clock is ticking little boys and
girls, and I think it's about high time that we (along with Drowning
Pools "Bodies") LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
*OWA War of Ages - LIVE, From Monster Park, San Francisco,
California - - Monday APRIL 4TH EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! - ***
Adam: Okay folks we are back from the commercial break.
Bradley: And Ainsworth is still in the ring with that list.
Ainsworth: Number 20: The Irish Whip
Fans are still laughing
Ainsworth: Number 21: The 3 legged moss covered turning crab face
lock
Number 22: The Ainsworth Bitch Slap
Number 23: *Ainsworth point the mic out to the audience*
The Fans: THE IRISH WHIP
Then we see "The Untouchable" David Ahrens come from the back, and
he gets into the ring and he jumps on Ainsworth and they start
rolling on the mat fighting.
Adam: The Untouchable just came to get him some of Fredrick
Ainsworth.
Then we see Peter Vance run down to the ring and he jumps into the
fight.
Adam: AND THERE'S OUR VCW CHAMPION, AND HE CAME TO GET SOME TOO!
Doug Pryor and the rest of his security team comes down to break the
fight up. They drag away all three competitors as the crowd cheers
for the tease of what's to come up later.
Bradley: Man I can't wait for that main event.
Adam: Me either, that's gonna be one HELL of a punch fest.
Backstage we hear a whole shit load of commotion and we see a camera
struggling to see what's going on, but we see Crisis and the CPS
beating the shit out of some members of Team: VCW.
Adam: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
We see B.B. has been thrown through a wall, Mark Sanders is getting
stomped hard by Crisis. Tunneler and the Prognostic are waylaying
on Curt Benjamin.
Adam: MY GOD, B.B. HAS BEEN THROUGH THE A WALL, MARK IS GETTING HIS
ASSED STOMPED, AND THEY ARE TAGGIN AWAY ON CURT BENJAMIN.
M.C. Deffstar, and JM Baddwin are getting their asses whipped by
Mudd and The Unknown. We see Cell Block enter the picture only to
get FUCKED UP! After a few more minutes of this Massacre we see
Crisis and the CPS have halted the fighting and the fans are apeshit
with boos. The CPS and Crisis start to walk way. "The Main
Event"
Jason Snow and The Big Nasty show up after the fight over
Nasty: It sucks to be them
Jason: Yeah it does. You ready though BIG man?
Nasty: always ready
Jason: Well alright then, let's move dude.
Meanwhile we see Richard Crawford walk up to the face of Matt Danger
Richard: You know our boys are up next.
Matt: Yep, The Rude Crew are gonna walk away with those titles
Richard: You quite sure of that?
Matt: Yes… I am
Matt Smiles at Richard
Richard: Hows about I slap that dumb ass smile off of your face?
Matt: You can try
Richard leaps at Matt, and they start fighting. We see Corporate
America and The Rude Crew come in to break the fight up. Then they
look at each other and all six men start fighting. Doug Pryor and
his men come and break the fight up.
Adam: THE NORTH AMERICAN TAG TEAM TITLES ARE ON THE LINE, NEXT!
$$Commercial Break$$
*Promo* * We see a battlefield, but it is totally empty. There are
bodies strung slightly over the ground. And we sweep across the
plains, and an old man's voice speaks:
"There always comes a time where we must fight.
There also always comes a time where we settle the score.
And then...there are the times where we must forget all regrets.
Forget all that has happened. And just remember.. how to fight.
And this moment will occur at the right time.
A time that is generously called...
The War... of Ages."
The scene then fades to an explosion in the background... and it
fades to the War of Ages logo, and a booming voice echoes the caption
below the logo...
[Photos section -> Logos -> War Of Ages (PPV)]
*OWA War of Ages - LIVE, From Monster Park, San Francisco,
California - - Monday APRIL 4TH EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! - ***
Charles : The following contest is scheduled for one
fall with a 25 minute time limit,
it is a 6-Men Texas Tornado Tag Team match.. Also
there is no DQ in this match,
and it is for the VCW North American Tag Team
Titles...
"CLICK CLICK BOOM" by SALIVA hits the speakers as Mike
Acid & Jonathan Kashmere and their manager, Rake
Donovan come out onto the stage to a mixed reaction of
the fans.
Charles : Introducing first, from South Philly, PA,
here is Mike Acid & Jonathan Kashmere, the
RUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEE CCCCRRRRRREEEEWWWW... they
are accompanied by their manger, Rake Donovan....
The Rude Crew enters the ring...
"PARTY UP" by DMX hits the speakers as Big Nasty walks
out onto the stage with "The Main Event" Jason Snow
and they head to the ring and start attacking the Rude Crew.
Charles : and introducing now, members of the American
Outlaws, first we have Big Nasty and his partner, "The Main Event"
JAAAAASSSSSSSSOOOOOONNNNNN
SNNNNNNOOOOOOWWWW..
"PRESIDENTAL POLONAISE" by THE UNITED STATES MARINE
BAND hits the speakers as John Wilson and Allan
Hughes, Corporate American walks out onto the stage
and heads to the ring..
Charles : Finally Introducing, everyone welcome the
VCW North American Tag Team Champions, representing
the Crawford Family, we have John Wilson and Allan
Hughes, they are Corporate America.......
<< T >> VCW North American Tag Team Championship Match
<< N >> Corporate America (Champions) vs. The Rude Crew
<< A >> vs. The American Outlaws: The Big Nasty and "The Main
Event"
Jason Snow
Wilson enters the ring and is hit my Mike Acid soon as
he enters the ring....seeing this Hughes decided to
stop on the outside....when he does this.. Kashmere
dives over the top rope and nails Hughes with a cross
body block on Hughes and knocks him off his feet..
Jason Snow & Big Nasty are just sitting back watching
Corporate America and the Rude Crew go at it...
Bradley : Smart thinking by the Outlaws...
Kashmere sets up a table on the outside and tries to
hit a piledriver on top of the table on Hughes but
Hughes reverses the move and backdrops Acid threw the
table..
Acid sets up another table and irish whips Wilson at
Jason Snow and makes a jester to Jason to do a
powerbomb.
Jason sets up Wilson for his finisher and hits the
MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB on Wilson dropping him thru the
table that Acid setup.
Bradley : Good team work by Jason & Acid
While Acid has his attention on Jason and Wilson, Big
Nasty walks up and hits Acid and connects with the
Nasty Conclusion driving Acid down hard..
Mike Acid is down...
Kashmere and Hughes are still fighting on the outside
... Kashmere hits his Cradle Breaker on Hughes and
knocks him out and then rolls into the ring to help
Acid but is greeted by Snow and Snow hits him with a
big boot to the face that floors Kashmere..
Jason gives Kashmere the MAIN EVENT POWERBOMB and
makes the cover and Big Nasty hits the Nasty
Conclusion on the fallen Acid and makes the cover at
the same time as Snow
the ref makes the count on both Acid and Kashmere....
111111111 22222222222 3333333333333
Bradley : Double pin, how cool is that... That is what
I call team work by The Outlaws
Adam : I hope Snow kicks the shit out of Dawg, the
so-called OWA Champion, and wins the title tomorrow
night on the other company's so-called show, Chaos..
That will be the only match that anyone will watch on
that show this week...
Bradley: Hey Don't forget Max's match.
Adam: Oh I can't forget about "The People's Choice"
Charles : The winners of this contest and new VCW
North American Tag Team Champions, Big
Naaaaaaassssssssssttttttyyyyyyy and The "MAIN EVENT"
JJJJJJAAAAAASSSSSSOOOOONNNNN SNNNNNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW",
The American OOUUUUUUUTTTTLLLAAAAAAWWWWWWWSSSSSSSS"
The Outlaws head to the back as "IRON MAN" BY BLACK
SABBATH hits....
Backstage Victoria Caldwell has caught up with Star *fans go NUTS
when they see her*
Victoria: Hey Star!
Star: Hey Cookie
Victoria: You are set to go against OWA Co-Owner JesusFishFood next
*fans boo loudly*, any comments?
Star: Sure I have a comment. The American Outlaws, we don't forget
shit. We've had a score to settle with this guy for more than a few
months, and tonight, yes, tonight, we will EVEN… UP…. THE SCORE!
You see girl who I made tap out, JFF has already provided the ass,
and NOW I'M ABOUT TO PROVIDE THE...
The Crowd: WHOOPIN'
Star: Hey J, IT'S PLAY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!
Star walks off and she bumps into Hamato Saki
Star: Hey Cookie, Watch where the FUCK you're going.
Star looks at him and she recognizes him and he recognizes her.
Star: Hey, aren't you Hamato Saki?
Hamato: You… Star!!
Star: Yeah, you remembered me. Didn't I make you tap out?
Hamato looks confused and then he starts speaking some Japanese.
Star: I don't know all that shit. Do you understand me? TAP, do
you know what I'm talking about? TAP?
Star shows him the tapping motion, and Hamato still looks confused
Star: LOOK, I *points to herself* Made you *points to Hamato* TAP
*does the tapping motion* Out. Do you understand the words that are
coming out of my mouth?
Hamato still looks confused, and speaks his Japanese.
Star: Screw this Hamato, I'm out. HOLLA BACK
Star walks off camera for a few seconds, then she comes back on.
Star/fans: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Star walks off to the ring, the camera focus in on Hamato who is
watching Star as she walks away
Hamato: Star Treatment… Hurts!!!
Then Hamato walks off. Meanwhile we see JFF with that VCW TV title
on his shoulder exiting the J-Connection locker room *fans boo
loudly*, "Bodies" plays as Adam talks
Adam: THAT MAN HAS A DATE WITH DESTINY JFF/STAR NEXT.
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Mr. Ross in his office
Mr. Ross: VCW
We see Richard Crawford in his office
Richard: VCW
We then see Matt Danger in his office
Matt: VCW
We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.
J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
We then hear an announcer's voice
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
Charles: This next match is for THE VCW WORLD'S TELEVISION TITLE
*fans cheer*
Then we hear "Just don't give a Fuck" by Eminem and the fans BOO
LOUDLY.
Charles: Introducing first from Pittsburgh, PA, he is the Co-Owner
of the OWA and the current VCW TV Champ,
JESUSFISHFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
The fans really let the boos come down for JFF, we see beer cans
flying in his direction and he begins to talk shit to a few fans
sitting in the front row. JFF gets into the ring and holds his VCW
Title up in the air. Then all of a sudden, the lights go out.
Adam: UH-OH, HERE SHE COMES!
Bradley: JFF, TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER!
Then we hear on the PA:
Electro-convulsive therapy, part one
[Timbaland]
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the crip with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the snake with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the walk with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head Game
The WHOLE DAMN ARENA IS ROCKING, as "Let me put you on the game" by
The Game f/ Timbaland hits the PA. Star comes out and the whole
arena gives her the biggest POP of the night so far "STAR, STAR,
STAR,
STAR, STAR..."
Bradley: MY GOD IT'S LOUD IN HERE!
Adam: SHE HAS TO BE ONE OF IF NOT "THE" MOST POPULAR LADIES IN THIS
SPORT TODAY!
Charles: AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, THE CURRENT OWA WOMEN'S
CHAMPION, HAILING FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, BINGHAMTON, THIS... IS...
Charles holds the mic out to the crowd
The Crowd:
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Star does her little Outlaw pose and then she stares a hole into JFF
Adam: That young lady is ready for Action.
Bradley: I hope she whips his ass and makes him TAP!
<< T >> VCW Television Championship Match
<< N >> JesusFishFood (Champion)
<< A >> vs. STAR
Edgar Hyde calls for the bell. Star walks up to JFF and gets right
in his face.
JFF: Star we don't have to do th…
SMAAAACK!!! Star slaps him hard right across the face. The fans let
out a collective "OH SHIT."
Adam: MY GOD!
Bradley: SHE JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
JFF looks back and the camera focuses on his face and we see a big
red hand print on it. JFF is pissed and he grabs Star and tosses
her in the corner and starts stomping her, and the fans boo
crazily.
Adam: Just look at this Jackass
Bradley: I hope Star whoops the shit out of him.
JFF stops stomping to turn and jaw with some fans, Star leaps up and
walks behind him, the fans start cheering loudly. When JFF turns
around and sees Star the camera focuses in on the shock on his
face. "COME ON COOKIE, LET'S DO THIS" Star yells out.
Adam: THAT'S RIGHT STAR, GO GET YOU SOME!
JFF nails her with a right, she hits him with a left, he hits her
with a right, she hits him with a left, then she hits him with a
right, then a combination, left, right, left, right to the face of
JFF. Star is a house on fire, she tosses JFF into the corner then
she starts a mud hole stomping of her own.
Bradley: STOMP HIS ASS!
She stomps him four times, then she does her best impression of
Stone-Cold and flashes him two middle fingers before stomping him
the fifth time. The fans go crazy for Star as she runs to the
outside and starts looking underneath of the ring. We see her
pulling out different weapons, and finally she comes out with…
Adam: THE STAR CHAIR, SHE HAS THE STAR CHAIR
Star poses to the crowd with the chair then she slides back into the
ring with the chair. JFF is still laying in the corner, Star runs
in his direction, she leaps and puts the chair where her feet is,
JFF moves at the last second. He gets up and thinking that Star has
fallen, but Star has dropped the chair and landed on the second
rope. She leaps up to the top rope and she back flips into a
moonsault, JFF turns around only to be met by a landing Star.
Adam: Star is one hell of an athlete
Bradley: Damn right she is.
Star gets up and picks JFF up, she attempts an Irish whip but JFF
counters into "The Stroke."
Bradley: He nailed "The Stroke."
Adam: Quite fitting for a man who uses his stroke to get what he
wants in his organization.
Bradley: Screw `em!
JFF covers but Star pushes him off immediately, JFF picks her up and
nails the Belly-to-Belly suplex. He then picks her up and attempt a
pile driver, but Star lifts herself up into huracarana position and
she flips over JFF's neck and lands on her feet, she chop blocks JFF
right leg then grabs his right ankle and she locks in the…
Adam: THE ANKLE-LOCK, SHE'S GOT HIM IN THE ANKLE-LOCK! SHADES OF KEN
SHAMROCK AND KURT ANGLE!
Bradley: Will he tap is the question?
Star has JFF trapped in the Ankle-lock and she's screaming at him to
tap. JFF rolls onto his back and uses his left leg to kick Star
off. Star goes into the ropes front first but she bounces back just
as JFF is getting up. She chop blocks his right leg again, and
attempts another Ankle-Lock, JFF tries to kick her off again but
just as he does she manages to get him back over and she wraps her
legs around his right leg and she falls down in it. JFF is trapped
in the middle of the ring in this Ankle-Lock and He's visibly in
pain, Hyde is trying to see if JFF is going to submit.
Adam: This match might be over before it even started.
Bradley: She's got him trapped in that Ankle-Lock.
Adam: He'll be tapping and crying home to mommy soon.
JFF is trying to hold on for as long as he can, he starts moving
toward the ropes, and Star is just twisting and turning at that
ankle, after being trapped in that dreaded Ankle-Lock for nearly 2
minutes JFF finally makes it to the bottom rope. Edgar tells Star
to break the hold, "FUCK THE HOLD, I'M GONNA BREAK HIS ANKLE."
Star
screams back. Edgar starts counting
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FI... Star finally breaks the hold, and she gets up. JFF tries to
make it back to his feet, but Star clotheslines him over the top
rope. Star runs to the other side of the ring, then she runs back
and she front flips over the top rope and lands on a rising JFF.
Adam: SUICIDE DIVE BY STAR!
Bradley: If JFF would have moved then it would have been Suicide.
Star grabs a chair and smashes JFF over the top of the head with
it. She hits him again and knock him over the guard railing. Star
drops the chair and drapes JFF over the guard railing upper part
first. Star then hops onto the apron and she attempts a spinning
leg drop but JFF moves and Star lands on the guard railing pelvis
first.
Bradley: OOH, that had to hurt. Just imagine if she was Jerri Katz
with the nut sack, that would've hurt even worse.
JFF gets up and clotheslines Star, and she falls to the ground. JFF
climbs back over the guard railing and he lays into Star with a
couple of punches. JFF picks up the chair that Star dropped and he
waits for her to get up and…
SMASH!
Star doesn't go down though. JFF loads up and…
SMASH!!
Star still doesn't go down, JFF loads up one more time and…
SMASH!!!
Star brushes that hit off and smiles at JFF, "HOLLA BACK" Star yells
at JFF. "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH"
The
Crowd yells back.
Adam: MY GOD, SHE IS THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS!
Bradley: That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Adam: No you haven't
JFF swings one more time, Star ducks and kicks him in the stomach,
then she does an X-Factor on JFF onto the chair. Then Star waits
for JFF to get up, JFF gets up and Star grabs the chair and…
CRASH!
JFF doesn't go down though. Star loads up again and…
CRASH!!
JFF still doesn't go down, Star loads up one more time and …
CRASH!!!
JFF looks directly at Star "THANK YOU MA'AM MAY I PLEASE HAVE
ANOTHER?"
Bradley: He's a damned fool.
Star smiles at him and swings for the fences.
SMASH!
JFF doesn't go down, "THANK YOU MA'AM, MAY I PLEASE HAVE…."
JFF then falls face first onto the concrete. Star laughs with the
crowd, as the cheers echo all throughout the arena.
Adam: She's having a whole lot of fun out there.
Bradley: Those Outlaws have fun kicking ass and, getting their asses
beaten.
JFF gets up and Star tosses him the chair, he catches it and she
flattens him with a Van-Daminator. Star then looks underneath of
the ring and she pulls out a ladder and the fans FUCKING LOSE IT.
Bradley: This isn't a ladder match.
Adam: I hope she isn't thinking, what I think she's thinking.
Bradley: What's that?
Adam: Remember last week?
Bradley: OH SHIT!!
JFF gets up and clotheslines Star from the back. Star drops the
ladder and JFF grabs Star by the hair and he repeatedly bashes her
head onto the ladder, the fans boo the SHIT out of him for this.
JFF stops to jaw with some fans, but as he does Star leaps back up
and places him in the bull dog but she leaps off of the guard
railing and she nails the Sassy Crash onto the ladder.
Adam: SASSY CRASH!
Bradley: You know those Outlaws have a weird way of shouting out
their friends, they will do one of their moves in a match.
Adam: I like it.
Star then pulls out a table, and she pushes it into the ring. She
pulls out another one and does the same, then she pulls out one more
and does the same. JFF is starting to stir around, Star has her
back to him. JFF grabs Star by the waist and he's attempting a J-
Plex but Star front flips out of it and rolls into another Ankle-
Lock.
Adam: SHE HAS THE ANKLE LOCK AGAIN!
Bradley: TAP YOU JACKASS, OR YOU'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN!
Hyde asks JFF if he wants to give it up, and Star is now yelling at
him to tap out. JFF rolls onto his back once again and kicks Star
away. Star goes flying back into the ladder. JFF gets up and is
limping, he looks underneath the ring and he gets a Kendo Stick, he
then rolls into the ring. Star gets up and she looks pissed.
Adam: Would you have tapped Adam?
Bradley: Oh most definitely, I'm not a fool.
Adam: So you don't have any problems tapping out to a woman.
Bradley: Look if she fights like Star does then it's not a problem.
I've seen Star fight on plenty of occasions, it's like she's a one
woman army or something. She can go toe-to-toe with the best of
them.
As Star gets into the ring, she is met with a shot from the kendo
stick, she doesn't go down through. JFF hits her three more times
and she doesn't budge, so then he tries one more time but Star ducks
into a split and does her best Johnny Cage impersonation by punching
JFF square in the nuts.
Adam: (Inhaling hard) Dayum, that hurt me.
Bradley: (Inhaling hard) Damn right it did.
JFF keels over just a little, Star jumps up and takes a step back
then she nails him with THE CHIN CHECK!
Adam: THERE IT IS, THE CHIN CHECK
JFF falls into the corner, Star looks at him, then she looks at her
chair. She looks at him then she looks at her chair again, and the
fans start to lose it. "STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR…" Star
grabs her
chair then she gets a running start, and she leaps and dropkicks the
chair right into his face. When the chair drops from JFF's face the
camera focuses in to see JFF has been busted wide open.
Adam: Right now JFF is getting treated like an out of line child.
Bradley: Yes, he is providing the ass, and Star is providing the
whooping.
Star picks up her chair and she smashes his head two more times with
the chair up close. She tries a third time, but JFF punches the
chair away. JFF's knuckles are bleeding now.
Bradley: That was really smart!
He tries to stand up, Star runs toward him, he gets a head of steam
and he attempts to spear her but she leaps over him. JFF looking
confused turns around and Star kicks him in the stomach and attempts
a DDT, JFF slips out and attempts an Inverted DDT, Star slips out
and delivers an arm drag takedown. Star rolls over and attempt the
rolling thunder, JFF moves, and attempts a standing moonsault, Star
moves and attempts a sitting ensuguri, JFF ducks, and both
competitors leap back up to their feet in fighting stance, as the
audience gives them both a standing Ovation.
Adam: What an exchange of moves right there!
Star walks over to JFF and we have a collar and elbow tie up. JFF
gets the better as he nails Star with an arm drag take down into an
arm bar. Star leaps up and places him in the head scissors, JFF
leaps out of it and attempts a standing Senton splash, Star rolls
out of the way and attempts a spinning leg drop, JFF moves and Star
lands hard on her ass, JFF then attempts a front flipping leg drop,
Star moves and attempts and quick drop kick to the face of the
sitting JFF, JFF leans back and Star lands on her back, JFF jumps up
and tries an elbow drop, Star rolls out of the way and she quickly
takes the ropes for a Lion Sault and she connects.
Bradley: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT EXCHANGE ADAM?
Adam: YOU BETTER BELIEVE I DID!
Star then gets up and sets up one of the tables. JFF immediately
jumps up and runs over and hits her in the back of the head with the
Kendo Stick, he then picks Star up and he takes her on the table to
the top rope and he nails the "Sleeping with the JesusFish" on Star
through the table.
Adam: OHMIGOD, OHMIGOD
Bradley: SLEEPING WITH THE JESUSFISH THROUGH THE TABLE, THIS ONE IS
OVER!
JFF makes the cover, Hyde makes the count
ONE
TWO
THR… NO, Star gets a shoulder up. The audience is shocked, JFF is
shocked.
Adam: SHE KICKED OUT! HOT DAMN, SHE KICKED OUT!
Bradley: YOU DAMN RIGHT SHE DID!
He picks Star up again and he goes back to the top rope and he
nail "Sleeping with the JesusFish" again. JFF makes the cover,
Hyde
makes the count…
ONE
TWO, and Star gets the shoulder up again.
The fans: TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Bradley: SHE KICKED OUT AGAIN, SHE IS THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE
BUSINESS!
Adam: See that's what I've been trying to tell you.
Bradley: No you haven't...
JFF is starting to get frustrated, he goes to the outside and grabs
the ladder that Star had earlier, and he places it on the ring apron
and Star baseball slides it right into his face and JFF goes flying
into the guard railing. JFF and Star are both bleeding like stuck
hogs. Star leaps onto the top rope and nails JFF with a Kane like
Clothesline to the outside. Star then gets up and pushes the ladder
into the ring. Star sets the ladder between the second and third
ring rope and she lets it drape to the outside.
Bradley: What is she doing now?
Star perches on the second turnbuckle, when JFF gets up he walks
over to the ladder, Star jumps from the second rope onto the bottom
part of the ladder and the top part goes flying up into the face of
JFF and he goes back into the guard railing. Star pulls the ladder
back into the ring and she sets it up. JFF is trying to catch a
breather on the guard railing, but Star is climbing the ladder and
as she gets to the top, she leaps off and does a front flip cannon
ball into where JFF is resting.
Adam: STAR IS TAKING TO THE AIR!
JFF sees her coming and he quickly moves. Star lands back first
onto the concrete, and her legs hit the guard railing.
Bradley: You see, this is why I never did any high risk moves.
JFF picks her up and takes her into the ring. He makes a cover,
Hyde makes the count.
ONE
TWO, Star kicks out
The Fans: TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
JFF sets up a table and he picks Star up and nails the J-Plex
through the table. JFF makes a cover, Hyde with the count
ONE
TWO
TH... NO, Star kicks out again.
Adam: SHE JUST KEEPS KICKING OUT!
JFF is not frustrated more than ever. So he sets the ladder up, and
he sets the last table up. He takes Star up to the top of the
ladder and he cradles her into a tombstone position. JFF jumps with
Star off of the top of that ladder, but somehow in mid-air Star
shifts her body weight and ends up on top of JFF and they both go
CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!
The fans: VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW , VCW...
Adam/Bradley: OHMIGOD
Star is top and Hyde is making the count...
ONE
TWO
THR... NO JFF gets the shoulder up. Star gets up and is dazed. JFF
gets up also. JFF does his best Edge impersonation waiting to spear
Star, as soon as she turns around JFF darts at her but is met with a
CHIN CHECK. JFF falls into the corner, and the crowd starts up
because they know what could be coming next. Star puts a chair
behind JFF's head and she bashes her chair into his skull for a one
woman Con-Chair-To. Star then teases a climb to the top, but then
she points to the ladder, and the fans tear the FUCKING ROOF OFF OF
THE PLACE, "STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."
Adam: She's not gonna do this is she?
Bradley: HELLS YEAH, SHE GONNA DO IT.
Star sets up the ladder, and she makes the climb as she gets to the
top she points at JFF with her chair, and then she waives her chair
in the air, and the crowd won't stop chanting her name. She leaps
off of the top of the ladder and WHAM!!
CATCH
A
FALLING
STAR!!!
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD
Bradley: THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FUCKING MATCHES I'VE EVER SEEN.
The crowd has LOST IT by now, and they all start tossing their
chairs into the ring our by ringside. Star stands in the middle of
the ring and poses with her chair as the ring and ringside area is
being showered by chairs. Star drops to the mat from exhaustion and
JFF rolls to the outside of the ring. He drops face first, but he
manages to get underneath of the ring. JFF somehow has gotten back
to his feet and he has a bag in his hand. JFF gets back into the
ring and he is met by some vicious shots to the head by Star with
her fist. JFF tries to Irish Whip her but she reverses the Irish
whip and she sends him into the ropes, when JFF comes back Star
rolls under him and gets him in the one-legged crab, but she pulls
the other leg up into a...
Adam: THE STAR TREATMENT, SHE HAS IT LOCKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
RING. TAP JFF, TAP YOU WORTHLESS SON OF A BITCH, TAP!
Star has The Treatment locked on JFF and he is screaming out in pain
and she is screaming for him to tap out. JFF starts to make a move
for the ropes and he gets almost there but Star drags him back. JFF
makes the move again and this time he makes it to the ropes. Hyde
starts the count for Star to break the hold.
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
"Come on Star break the hold or you're DQ'ed" Edgar tells Star.
Star obliges and she lets the move go. Star is relentless on JFF
though she leaps back on him with some punches to the forehead
opening him up even more. JFF pushes Star back, and he gets up and
nails her with a hard clothesline from hell.
Adam: A clothesline from Hell
Bradley: With freaken authority
JFF then attempts a Cobra Clutch but Star reverses it and locks in a
Cobra Clutch of her own. JFF is feeling the pain, but Star doesn't
keep it on long as she suplexes JFF in the Cobra Clutch position,
but... She holds on and she suplexes him again, and she holds on and
suplexes him one more time through a broken half of a table.
Adam: THREE COBRA CLUTCH SUPLEXES IN A ROW.
Bradley: somebody really wants this match
Star lays on the mat trying to catch a breather, JFF lays on the mat
completely out from the last bit of offense Star has mustered. Star
creeps over to JFF's prone body and she gets an arm on him. Hyde
makes the count...
ONE
TWO
THR... NO, JFF got a shoulder up, and the audience is stunned. Star
just rolls over. Star pulls herself up by the ring rope and she
looks at JFF, and then she does her Chris Benoit impression with the
throat slashing, and the crowd goes CRAZY as she leaps to the top
rope. Star then jumps off of the top turnbuckle and she lands a
flying head butt on JFF.
Adam: SHADES OF CHRIS BENIOT RIGHT THERE!
The crowd is loving every moment of this as there isn't one fan who
is sitting down, THEY ARE ALL ON THEIR FUCKING FEET, WITNESSING
THIS. Star obviously hurt herself also with this move also, but she
still manages to get an arm draped over JFF. Hyde makes the count...
ONE
TWO
THR... NO, JFF has gotten a shoulder up and the audience is BEYOND
STUNNED right now. JFF has managed to get up and he and Star trade
punches for a second, JFF attempts a huge HAYMAKER, but misses and
Star grabs his arm and slams him to the ground as she locks him in...
Bradley: THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE, HE'S GONNA TAP, HE'S GONNA TAP!!!
JFF is near the ropes on this one though, and he manages to get to
the ropes to get Star to break the hold. Star gets up and goes to
grab JFF but as he turns around he tosses a chair that hits her
right in the face. JFF then gets up and nails her with the Inverted
DDT. JFF then goes for that bag. He pours out the contents of that
bag in the middle of the ring, which are thousands, and thousands of
hard, sharp THUMBTACKS. JFF picks Star up and puts her in pile
driver position, he goes to lift Star up, she flips out of it and
kicks him in the stomach and nails him with...
THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB Right onto the thumbtacks.
Adam: SHE NAILED HER HUSBAND'S FINISHER, RIGHT ON TO THE THUMBTACKS!
Bradley: Serves the stupid idiot right for bringing them in the ring.
"HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK..." the fans express.
JFF is flopping around the mat in pain and Star slumps down in the
corner. Star then hops up and nails JFF with a split legged
moonsault. Hyde makes the cover.
ONE
TWO
THR... NO JFF kicks out, much to everyone's amazement. JFF gets up
and he kicks Star in the stomach and he nails Star with a double
Power bomb, JFF makes the cover, Hyde makes the count...
ONE
TWO
THR... NO Star kicks out.
Adam: Two near falls, and the fans are really into this one.
So now the fans have begin stomping on the floor for Star to get
up. JFF makes it to the top and he attempts a moonsault, Star rolls
out of the way, and JFF lands on the mat face first. Star gets up
and props the ladder into the corner and she Irish whips JFF into
it. JFF goes face first into it, and Star follows him, she pushes
him onto the ladder and she leaps up there with him. She puts him
in Power bomb position but at the last second she turns it into an X-
Factor.
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, JFF IS SLEEPING IN SEATTLE!
Star gets an arm on him, Hyde with the count.
ONE
TWO
THR... NO, JFF barely gets a shoulder up. Star then gets up and she
pulls JFF up and she locks his arms in her arms and she has him in
Vertebraker position, Star gets a running start and she flips and
nails him with...
Bradley: SEATTLE SUICIDE, THAT WAS SEATTLE SUICIDE!!
Adam: YA DAMN RIGHT IT WAS!!
Star makes a cover, Hyde makes the count...
ONE
TWO
THR... DAMN, JFF gets his shoulder up again at the last second.
Every fan is on edge now. Star gets up and pulls JFF up again, this
time JFF kicks Star in the stomach and nails a Pancake on her. He
then Irish Whips Star into the ladder face first. JFF then pushes
Star on top of the ladder and he follows up. JFF puts Star in
tombstone position and he leaps off of the ladder with Star and he
hits "Sleeping with the JesusFish" ONE MORE TIME. JFF makes a
cover, and Hyde makes the count.
ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Star kicks out.
Adam: SHE WON'T STAY DOWN!
Bradley: SHE'S THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS, WHAT PART OF THAT
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ADAM?
Every fan is starting to get behind Star 110% now, JFF drags Star
over to the thumbtacks. He puts her in power bomb position and he
lifts her in the air in an attempted power bomb, but she turns it
into an X-Factor, landing JFF face first on to the tacks. She then
quickly as a cat leaps up and locks The Star Treatment on JFF while
his front is covered with Thumbtacks.
Adam: SHE'S GOT THE STAR TREATMENT LOCKED ON JFF, WHILE HE'S ON
THOSE THUMBTACKS!!
So now JFF is in the worst possible position he can ever be in, he
has thumbtacks piercing his flesh on the front on he has the most
painful submission move being applied to him by the master of it,
Star. JFF looks as if he is about to tap out but then the lights go
out and the CPS music starts up and we see a loud explosion by the
stage area and out walks The Unknown.
Bradley: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Adam: I just wish those bastards would leave!
Unknown makes his way to the ring and Star still has that Treatment
locked on JFF, but she gets up and approaches the Unknown. Unknown
moves to the side and he picks JFF up and he Outcasts his ass once,
he outcasts his ass twice, then he outcasts that ass one more time.
Star and The Unknown have a stare down and then Unknown leaves the
ring as the lights go out again, when they come back on, The Unknown
is gone. Star looks over at JFF who is completely unconscious, and
she goes over to him and she locks The Star Treatment on him again.
Star pulls back and sits down on it. Hyde checks JFF's arm...
He lifts once... and it drops
Adam: That's one
He lifts twice... and it drops
Bradley: That's two
He lifts for a third time...
AND
IT
DROPS!!
Adam: IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER!!
Edgar calls for the bell, and the CROWD HAS FUCKING COME ALIVE...
"Let me put you on The Game" by The Game featuring Timbaland hits.
Charles: your winner, AND NEW VCW WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPION, THE
TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS *fans chant along*
STTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
We then see Dr. Spine Jerk fly from behind the curtain on the stage
and he is busted wide open, we then see "The Main Event" Jason Snow
and "The People's Choice" Max Power walk down to the ring with a
chair in Max's hand and a Sledgehammer in Jason's hand and the crowd
is going BEYOND, BEYOND APESHIT now.
Adam: Uh-oh
Bradley: Me thinks it's payback time.
Jason and Max head into the ring. Jason picks Star up and hands her
the TV title, she then jumps into his arms as the embrace and kiss,
this gets a collective "AWWWWWWWWW" from the audience. Jason
then
sits Star on the top turnbuckle then tells her to watch this. Max
picks JFF up and nails him with a hard assed chair shot breaking the
steel. He then holds JFF up and Jason nails him with a shot to the
ribs with the mallet. Max hits "The Power Driver" on him, and
Jason
then nails the move everyone came to see HIM do.
THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB
Adam: MY GOD, THE DESTRUCTION OF JFF IS HAPPENING TONIGHT!
JFF has been broken up, and Star goes over to him and locks in The
Star Treatment one more time, SCREAMING AT HIM TO TAP. Jason gets
down to where a passed out JFF is and he slaps JFF's hand to the mat
in a tapping out motion as he and Max have a laugh at this. Star
lets JFF go and Jason rips JFF's shirt off of him and spits on him.
The fans are eating every moment of this up. Jason gets a
microphone and he lays down on the mat where JFF is and he's talking
to him.
Jason: Listen here, you sneaky Steven Seagal looking SON OF A BITCH!
Now... we're even! And if you ever try to swerve me again, you can
count on one thing... you won't be able to live to tell about it.
Oh and before I go J, I got one question to ask you... U MAD?
The fans start up
Jason: I think you're MAD
The Crowd: U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD, U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath hits as Jason Snow, Star, and Max Power,
The American Outlaws exit the ring amongst the biggest cheers being
heard all night. "OUTLAWS RULE, OUTLAWS RULE, OUTLAWS RULE, OUTLAWS
RULE..." Then we see "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan come
out, and
she walks right past Jason, Star, and Max and heads into the ring.
Bradley: Now what's this all about?
The Outlaws are all looking confused as they want to see what J-Lo
is up to. She gets into the ring and she immediately locks JFF in
the sharpshooter, pulling back as hard as she can
Jason: JESS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Jess yells back "I'M GONNA BREAK THIS CUNTS LEGS." Jason, Star,
and
Max all shake their heads in disbelief. Jess then lets him go, and
she drags him into the corner and she give JFF the longest stinkface
ever witnessed on television.
Adam: I don't think Joss is gonna like that.
Bradley: Who care what Joss thinks?
Jess gets a microphone
J-Lo: You give Joss this message from me, and it goes out to the
both of you, NEVER FUCK WITH A...
Then we see Jerri Katz come out of the audience and she tries to
slip into the ring but she is ravaged with a chair shot from Star's
Chair by Jess. Jess then waylays on Jerri a little more with that
chair bursting Jerri wide open. Jess then grabs Jerri and nails a J-
Plex on her onto the thumbtacks. She then picks Jerri up and bangs
her face into that steel ladder, she does it about 5 times, WHAM,
WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, WHAM!!! She then takes one of the chairs that was
thrown into the ring earlier and she lays Jerri's head on it, and
she takes Star's Chair and she does a one woman Con-Chair-To on
Jerri, but she doesn't stop. Jess smashes Jerri's head in
repeatedly, shot after shot after shot after shot after shot. Jess
then takes the ladder down, and she puts Jerri's head where the
opening of the ladder is, and she smashes the ladder down onto
Jerri's head, and she does this about five more times. Jerri's Katz
is completely out of it by now. Star, Jason, and Max all cringe on
the stage at Jess' demonic like presence. Jess then disrespects
Jerri by doing the "giving head motion" to her. Jess then tosses
Jerri into another corner and she gives Jerri a stink face much to
the crowd's delight. Jess gets back on the mic.
J-Lo: now maybe the two of you can pass the message along for me.
LESSON # 2, NEVER FUCK WITH THE LOVED ONE OF A LOHAN. And you
Jerri, your ass better be lucky that I have to be in Denver tomorrow
to go before a judge or I'd be all over your ass like I just was.
*gets up in Jerri's face* But *imitating Jerri* Chickee, and what
the fuck is that? Chickee? Why don't you just steal my sister's
whole persona, you bitin' ass BITCH? You'll never be what Star is
so please stop trying. But anyway BITCHY *crowd laughs*, You and I
will meet again, very soon, and you better hope that the next time
we meet you're on my good side, or... IT'S LIGHT OUT... BITCH!! SO
FUCK OFF, FUCKER, AND WHOOP DE WHOOP ON THAT, BITCH!
Jess drops the mic and exits through the crowd, Jason, Max, and Star
waive the EMT's down and tell them to get into the ring and get JFF
and Jerri quickly.
Adam: J-Lo has been going through quite the metamorphosis over the
past two weeks.
Bradley: Yeah, she's become more violent, and I like it.
Backstage we see Jay Roachester has caught up with Peter Vance *Fans
cheer when they see him*
Jay: Peter, your VCW World Championship is on the line next, any
thoughts going into this match?
Peter: Yes Jay, in fact I do. You see, I am the first VCW Champion
and I carry this belt with Pride. I am a damned good ring
technician, some might even say that I am the best in the business
today. And David Ahrens, Fredrick Ainsworth, and "The Main
Event"
Jason Snow will all learn that toni…
Peter is interrupted by David Ahrens, with a hard right to the
face. Peter and David start fighting, then we see Fredrick
Ainsworth come into the picture, as he leaps into the fight.
Security comes and breaks the fight up. We see "The Main Event"
Jason Snow exit the American Outlaws locker room as "Bodies" plays
and the crowd is going crazy.
Adam: WHEN WE COME BACK THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WILL
BE DECIDED, SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE FOLKS!
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Albert Ross in the middle of a VCW ring, the picture is in
Black and White.
Albert: DOMINATION, this is what VCW brings to the table. The OWA
are merely foolish mortals on a collision course with a GIANT. You
want a WAR? You want a WAR FOR THE AGES? Meet us, and bring your
best 16 Superstars and we will annihilate your collective asses in
the middle of your OWN ring. The clock is ticking little boys and
girls, and I think it's about high time that we (along with Drowning
Pools "Bodies") LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
*OWA War of Ages - LIVE, From Monster Park, San Francisco,
California - - Monday APRIL 4TH EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! - ***
We hear "Fuck The World" by The Insane Clown Posse and "The
Untouchable" David Ahrens walks onto the ramp to a mixed reaction.
Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS YOUR MAIN EVENT *fans cheer* IT'S
FOR THE VCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD, INTRODUCING FIRST
FROM TOLEDO, OHIO "THE UNTOUCHABLE" DAVID AHRENS
Adam: A young man making his VCW debut tonight
Bradley: The only reason he's in this match is because he slapped a
fan. I hope Vance kills him.
Then we hear "Down with the sickness" and Fredrick Ainsworth comes
out, wearing the OWA Fiery title belt, to pretty descent Ovation.
Charles: AND INTRODUCING THE SECOND COMPETITOR FROM LOS ANGELES,
CALIFORNIA HE IS A MEMBER OF THE A-TEAM AND THE OWA FIERY CHAMPION,
FREEEEEEEEDDDDDDRICCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK AINSWORTH
Bradley: That's my pick right there.
Then "Big Bang Baby" blazes the PA as the VCW World heavyweight
Champion comes out to a raucous ovation.
Charles: AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION HAILING FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO,
CANADA, BINGHAMTON WELCOME
PEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR VANCE!
Peter holds his belt up high and gets in the face of David, and
Ainsworth gets in both of their faces. Then the lights go out, then
all of a sudden we hear the crowd GO BEYOND, BEYOND APESHIT "JASON,
JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."
Adam: THESE FANS CAME TO SEE "THE MAIN EVENT"
Bradley: YEAH, THAT'S MY PICK TO WIN THE WHOLE THING!
Adam: I THOUGHT YOU SAID...
Bradley: I've always said The Main Event
Adam: You are so full of...
Adam is interrupted by...
A lot of red, white, and blue pyro going off as we hear…
"Heads up! Heads up!
Here's another one!
And a - and another one
OOHHHHHHHH!!!
Yeek yeek woop woop!! why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)
Yeek yeek woop woop!! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move I'll take ya down
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)"
"The Main Event" Jason Snow has come out to the ramp sending the
whole BUILDING INTO A FUCKING FRENZY!!! He receives the biggest POP
of the night with the "JASON, JASON..." chants that are very
deafening.
Bradley: I THOUGHT IT WAS LOUD IN HERE FOR STAR
Adam: THERE HE IS "THE MAIN EVENT" JASON SNOW
Charles: AND HERE'S THE LAST COMPETITOR HAILING FROM SEATTLE,
WASHINGTON A MAN THAT NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION, HE IS "THE MAIN EVENT"
JASSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SNOW!!
The crowd is on their feet right now, no one is sitting, everyone is
anticipating this match.
<< T >> VCW World Heavyweight Championship
<< N >> Peter Vance (Champion) vs. Fredrick Ainsworth
<< A >> vs. "The Untouchable" David Ahrens vs. "The
Main Event"
Jason Snow
Referee Clifford Burns calls for the bell. Then all of a sudden we
hear…
I can see you smile on my TV
A spewing bile necessary
Dementia of your deception
"I don't wanna be the" tolerant
"I don't wanna be the" consequence
"I don't wanna be the president
Doesn't really matter what I say
Nobody listens to us anyway
Doesn't really matter what I do
I'm so sick of you
Shut the fuck up!
As "Shut the Fuck up" by Bridges of Destruction hits the fans all go
Crazy as Mr. Ross and Ms. Russo come out. Mr. Ross has a mic in
hand.
Mr. Ross: Hey Cliff, I know that you are a great Ref and all, which
is why I hired you. But I don't think that even YOU can keep up
with all the action in the ring with these FOUR GREAT COMPETITORS,
so I'm gonna send you down a little help. Any Suggestions Becky?
Rebecca: Why don't we send out... DONNA BERWICK!!
The fans ERUPT as Donna comes running out and slides into the ring
Mr. Ross: And you know what Ms. Russo?
Rebecca: What's that Mr. Ross?
Mr. Ross: It's been awhile since I called a match. So what do you
say you and I go and watch this main event match and help out our
great VCW commentators with this one.
Rebecca: I don't mind that at all Mr. Ross.
Mr. Ross and Ms. Rebecca Russo make their way to the announce table
Adam: Well it looks like we are gonna be joined by The Boss and his
Assistant.
Bradley: And what a lovely woman that Ms. Russo is.
The bell sounds again, and Jason goes after Ainsworth, David goes
after Peter.
Mr. Ross: Now this is what I call action.
Rebecca: Yes Mr. Ross is getting everything he wanted tonight.
Bradley: I predict that the ratings will be through the roof.
Mr. Ross: Yes we will eclipse what we've done in the past few weeks.
Right now all four men are brawling as Jason is beating Ainsworth
around the ring with vicious rights and lefts. Peter and David are
trading punches, Snow and Ainsworth has spilled to the outside. On
the outside Jason waits for Ainsworth to get up and he nails him
with a Clothesline from Hell.
Adam: WHAT A CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL BY THE MAIN EVENT BY THE MAIN
EVENT
Rebecca: That Jason Snow is one HELL of an Athlete.
Adam: That he is, Ms. Russo, that he is.
He picks Ainsworth up and he attempts the Main Event Power Bomb, but
Ainsworth counters with a back body drop. Ainsworth picks Jason up
and attempts a Rock Bottom, as he lifts Jason in the air, Jason
reverses it into DDT right on the concrete.
Mr. Ross: WHAT A REVERSAL BY THE MAIN EVENT!
Bradley: Hey Mr. Ross, why don't you come out more often? Maybe you
can add a little Class around here.
Adam: Hey Triple-B, you got something brown on your nose.
Rebecca laughs. Meanwhile in the ring Clifford is keeping up with
the action as Peter has David locked in a sleeper hold, David grabs
Peter by the head and crashes down to the mat, Peter falls back into
the ropes.
Adam: Great Counter by The Untouchable!
Rebecca: Yes that was pretty good.
David gets up and bounces off of the ropes and nails Peter with a
vicious lariat. He then picks Peter up and attempts a German Suplex
but Peter rolls forward and grabs his right leg and smashes his knee
down on the canvas.
Mr. Ross: Peter Vance is one of the best ring technicians I've seen
in a long time.
Rebecca: Is he better than his Canadian counter part?
Mr. Ross: Well I think so
Bradley: We all certainly know that he's better than The Raven Matt
Rawle.
Rebecca: Yeah the pussy didn't even bother to show up after being
called out by our Champ.
Peter then grabs David's right leg again and smashes his knee on the
canvas again. Peter then locks David in an STF, David starts to
make it to the ropes, and after being in this grueling hold for
about a minute he finally does. Peter immediately lets David go but
once David is at a vertical base Peter starts going back at that
knee. He picks David up and atomic drops his knee. Meanwhile on
the outside Jason is giving it to Ainsworth Outlaw style, we see him
hit Ainsworth with a chair, Ainsworth falls back. Jason then picks
him up and is nailing him with some hard rights, Jason throws
Ainsworth into the guard railing. Jason then goes underneath of the
ring and he pulls out some weapons. He pulls out a disco ball and
he nails Ainsworth with it. He then pulls out about four florescent
light bulbs and he smashes Ainsworth across the forehead with two of
them.
Adam: WHOA LOOK AT THE MAIN EVENT GO! HE CAME TO BINGHAMTON TO
FIGHT!
Jason then picks a prone Ainsworth us and he tosses him into the
front row. Some of the ladies in the front row rush just to touch
Fredrick. Jason just laughs, he turns around and sees Peter has
David locked in the half crab. Jason then immediately jumps onto
the apron, he leaps onto the top rope and he jumps off and hits
Peter with a bull dog. Jason picks David up and nails him with the
Samba Suplex. Jason goes for the cover, Clifford makes the count...
ONE
TWO, NO, David kicks out...
The Fans: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Bradley: Close two count there.
Mr. Ross: And these great VCW fans well always let you know when a
close two count happens.
Jason picks David up and attempts a Spicolli Driver but David slips
out and nails an Angle Slam on Jason. David picks Jason up and hits
him with a sidewalk slam. David covers Jason, and Clifford makes
the count...
ONE
TWO, NO, Jason kicks out...
The Fans: TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Ross: See what I mean
Rebecca: I sure do Mr. Ross
Peter gets up and he and David work together, they double team
Jason. They pick him up and give him the double Irish Whip, as
Jason returns they try to give him a double clothesline but he ducks
and tries to bounce off of the other rope but he goes flying over
the top as Ainsworth has pulled the top rope down. Jason lays prone
on the floor and Ainsworth comes flying off of the apron with an
elbow drop on Jason.
Adam: Smart thinking by Fredrick Ainsworth
Mr. Ross: He's Great, that's why I had to hire him.
Ainsworth then gets up and runs into the ring and he hits David with
a reverse DDT. He then hits the side suplex on Peter. Ainsworth
picks Peter up and he gets ready to send him into the ropes with...
Fredrick/Fans: THE IRISH WHIP!!
Everyone has a good laugh about this as Ainsworth sends Peter into
the ropes. When Peter returns Ainsworth hits him with a sick Spine
Buster. David gets back up and he hits Ainsworth with a reverse X-
Factor. He then does the rolling thunder on Peter, Attempted cover,
but Ainsworth tosses David off of Peter and nails Peter with the
Lion Sault. Ainsworth covers but before Clifford could make a count
Ainsworth is nailed from above with a Harlem Hangover from Jason.
Rebecca: WHAT A MOVE BY THE MAIN EVENT!!!
Mr. Ross: Man I really hope that HE joins VCW!
Jason tosses Ainsworth out of the ring and he makes the cover on
Peter, Clifford with the count...
ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Peter Vance kicks out.
Adam: AND WE WERE THAT CLOSE TO A NEW CHAMPION!
Mr. Ross: Great Action, as a matter of fact I've seen ALL ACTION
with the WRESTLING from these four great competitors.
Jason picks Peter up and attempts a Main Event Power Bomb, but Peter
yanks Jason's Legs from out under him and is attempting to apply the
Clover Leaf, Jason grabs Peter's head and rolls him up into a small
package. Peter kicks out at two. Jason gets up and so does Peter,
Peter rolls Jason up and only gets a one count, Jason rolls it over,
and he gets a one count, Peter rolls it back, and he gets a one
count, Jason rolls it in and he gets a one count. Peter flips it up
into a sunset, only for a one count, Jason rolls it back, and he
only gets a one count. Jason rolls out of it, and Peter flips up
and they stare at each other as the audience all STAND ON THEIR FEET
AND APPLAUD THESE TWO GREAT ATHLETES.
Adam: WOW, BRADLEY DID YOU SEE THAT EXCHANGE?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DID!
Jason and Peter walk up to each other and we see a collar and elbow
tie up. Jason nails Peter with an arm drag takedown into an arm
bar. Peter leaps up and leaps out of the arm bar and he tosses
Jason to the mat. Peter picks Jason up and attempts to hit him with
a German Suplex but Jason reverses it into a German of his own, but
he doesn't stop there, one more German, and one last German.
Adam: Shades of the great Chris Benoit
Jason then picks Peter up and nails the Dragon Suplex with the
bridge. Clifford goes for the count...
ONE
TWO
The count was broken up by David leaping into the ring and leg
dropping Jason on the sternum.
Adam: One HELL of a move by David Ahrens
Mr. Ross: You know this guy is really impressing me.
Rebecca: Who's that Mr. Ross?
Mr. Ross: This David Ahrens, "The Untouchable"
Adam: I must agree with you on that one
Mr. Ross: I may lift that suspension stip that Richard Crawford
placed on this match. I wanna see more of this guy.
Ainsworth is also back into the ring. He picks Jason up and he
sends him into David who attempts a spinning back breaker but Jason
turns it into a spinning DDT. Ainsworth runs at Jason but gets
tripped up by Vance in a drop toe hold. Peter jumps on Ainsworth
and locks on the Crippler Cross-face. Jason and David both nail a
double drop kick to the face of Peter and he lets Ainsworth go.
Bradley: Great team-work from "The Untouchable" and "The Main
Event"
Adam: But Triple-B this ain't a tag match.
Bradley: Right you are.
Ainsworth gets up and he along with David starts stomping Peter.
Jason grabs Ainsworth and nails him with the Curtain Call. David
turns around and tries to clothesline Jason, but Jason ducks and
hits him with the Bubba Bomb. Peter rolls the dice on Ainsworth and
attempts a cover, Donna makes the count...
ONE
TWO
TH... NO, Jason breaks up the count, he nails Peter with "The Power
Driver", Jason makes the cover, Donna makes the count...
ONE
TWO
TH... NO, David breaks up the count, he nails The Running Power bomb
on Jason. David makes the cover, Clifford leaps over the pile and
makes the count.
ONE
TWO... NO, Ainsworth breaks up the count with a Rock Bottom on
David. Ainsworth tries to make a cover, but Jason catches him and
tosses him outside of the ring.
Adam: 3 CLOSE COUNTS IN A ROW! CAN THE ACTION GET ANY BETTER THAN
THIS?
Mr. Ross: Certainly not tomorrow night, I'm only looking forward to
the Max and Jason matches myself.
David runs up to Jason but gets wiped out by a clothesline from
hell. Jason picks David up and tosses him in the corner and he
starts waylaying on him with vicious rights and lefts, then he
starts stomping away on him. Ainsworth and Peter fight on the
floor. Ainsworth sends Peter flying into the guard railing.
Ainsworth sets a table up, he crashes the third florescent light
bulb over the face of Vance. He then sets Vance up on the table,
Ainsworth grabs a camera from the camera man, and he points it at
the SCREAM CROWD HERE IN BINGHAMTON!!
Adam: (laughing) What is he doing?
Ainsworth: WELCOME TO JERKASS TV. *points the camera down at Vance*
You see this Jerkass right here, I'm better than him and I know it.
Ainsworth moves the camera back around and in the camera we see "The
Main Event", he flashes the two middle fingers to Ainsworth then he
kicks him in the stomach and nails him with...
THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB right through the table, all three guys go crashing to the
floor, but Ainsworth gets the worst of it.
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN
Peter and Jason both get up only to have David dive on them from the
top rope to the outside. So now all four guys are out. "VCW,
VCW,
VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..." the fans all SCREAM! David stirs first and
he and Ainsworth pick up the two title belts laying by ringside.
Ainsworth grabs the Fiery title and David grabs the VCW World title,
they both wait for Peter to get up and they both nail him with the
belts.
Bradley: HE JUST GOT HIT WITH THE CYMBAL CRASH!!
Peter falls back down, then David nails Ainsworth with the VCW World
title, and he tosses him into the ring. David covers Ainsworth,
Donna makes the count...
ONE
TWO
TH... NO, Ainsworth kicks out, much to everyone's surprise. David
picks Ainsworth up and nails the running Power bomb. David attempts
a cover but Vance pulls him off and locks in the Clover Leaf.
Adam: THE CLOVER LEAF IS LOCKED, THE CLOVER LEAF... IS... LOCKED!
Rebecca: Will he tap though?
David is trapped and it looks like he's about to tap out, but Vance
is blasted in the face with the last florescent light bulb. Jason
Snow gets back into the ring and he nails David with The Main Event
Power bomb.
Adam: THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB, THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB!! IT'S
OVER, IT'S OVER!!
Ainsworth attempts a cover on Peter, he gets a two count before
Jason breaks it up. Jason picks Ainsworth up for The Main Event
Power Bomb, but Ainsworth flips out of it and tosses Jason into the
ropes and nails the 587. Ainsworth attempts a cover, Donna makes
the count...
ONE
TWO
TH... NO, Jason kicks out. Ainsworth is livid now, Jason gets up,
David gets up and Peter gets up. David goes to swing on Peter but
is caught with an atomic drop. Ainsworth swings at Jason, but Jason
catches his arms and locks him in upside down in a vertebreaker
position, Jason runs and flips and nails.
Adam: HOT DAMN, IT'S SEATTLE SUICIDE FROM THE MAIN EVENT!!!
David runs at Jason and is caught in the chin with THE CHIN CHECK!!!
Peter runs at Jason, but Jason rolls under Peter and catches him in
the one-legged crab, then he grabs his other leg and locks the VCW
World Champion in...
Mr. Ross: WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, HE HAS THE CHAMP LOCKED IN THE STAR
TREATMENT.
Adam: That move has already brought The Outlaws some gold tonight,
let's see if it brings them anymore.
Peter is trapped but David comes to the rescue as he RKO's Jason
onto the mat. Peter in obvious pain manages to pull himself up,
Ainsworth is back up. David, Ainsworth, and Peter all trade
punches. Jason slowly gets himself up. A double clothesline from
Peter and David sends Ainsworth flying back. Ainsworth falls at the
feet of Jason, who then smiles to the crowd. Peter chop blocks
David and he locks in the Clover Leaf. Jason kicks Ainsworth in the
stomach and he nails the Main Event Power Bomb. Donna is checking
to see if David is going to tap, and Jason has just made the cover
on Ainsworth, Clifford is making the count...
ONE
TWO
Peter notices that a count is being made and he leaps to prevent it.
THREE!! Peter is too Late as Clifford's hand slaps the mat for the
third time. The Fans all ERUPT IN CHEERS as "Get Back" hits the
speakers.
Adam: HE'S DONE IT, THE MAIN EVENT HAS DONE IT, WE HAVE A NEW WORLD
CHAMPION!
Charles: Here is your winner, AND NEEEEEEEWWWW VCW HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION OF THE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "THE MAIN
EVENT" JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN
SNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Just then Star, Max, The Big Nasty, Danny, Chad, and Sassy all run
down to the ring to celebrate with the new VCW Champ. We see The
American Outlaws all in the ring posing with their championships.
And Jason has a very happy look on his face. He picks up a
microphone, and the crowd starts losing it.
The Crowd: JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON...
Jason: I would like Albert and Dawg to bring their collective BITCH
ASSES TO THE RING!
Mr. Ross: What's this about?
Rebecca: I don't know, I think we should find out.
We see Dawg come from the back, and he receives MAJOR boos. Dawg
climbs into the ring and gets a microphone, Mr. Ross and Ms. Russo
follow Dawg into the ring and Mr. Ross has a microphone.
Mr. Ross: What's this all about Jase?
Dawg: I think I know, Jase is gonna tell the whole world that he's
decided to stay with the OWA!
Fans boo loudly
Mr. Ross: I like to beg to differ, did you see how this GREAT VCW
CROWD treated the American Outlaws tonight? I think they are a
perfect fit in VCW.
Fans cheer loudly at that statement.
Dawg: Be real Ross, They would cheer The Outlaws even if they went
to the WWE.
Fans boo
Mr. Ross: You may have a point there Cannon, but I *getting up in
Dawg's face* BELIEVE THAT THE OUTLAWS BELONG HERE, WHERE THE
BULLSHIT STOPS!
Fans cheer loudly
Dawg: I think that they belong in the OWA, WHERE THE CENSORSHIP
DIES!!
Fans boo, Dawg and Mr. Ross both get up each other's face and argue
loudly.
Jason: hey, HEY!!
Mr. Ross and Dawg both turn around
Jason: Doesn't either of you two ASSJACKS care what I have to say?
Mr. Ross: Well as a matter of a fact we do.
Dawg: yeah Jase, tell `em that you are OWA 4 LIFE!
Jason walks over to Dawg, he looks Dawg up and down, then he smiles
at Dawg. Dawg smiles back.
Jason: One question Dawg...
Dawg: Shoot, Mr. Main Event, that will only be seen exclusively on
OWA programming. *fans boo*
Jason: (Still smiling) Didn't you screw me a few weeks ago?
Dawg's eyes widen as the smile disappears off of Jason's face, Jason
kicks Dawg in the stomach then plants him with The Main Event Power
Bomb.
Adam: WELL DAWG, I GUESS YOU JUST GOT YOUR ANSWER!
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT HE DID, THE AMERICAN OUTLAWS ARE VCW 4 LIFE.
The crowd is at that raucous peak screaming Jason's name "JASON,
JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..." Jason takes a look over at
Mr. Ross, who is smiling from ear to ear.
Jason: Hey Ross...
Mr. Ross: What's that Champ?
Jason: What the fuck are you smiling at?
Mr. Ross' eyes get wide as Jason kicks him in the stomach and plants
him with The Main Event Power Bomb. Jason gives both Mr. Ross and
Dawg the middle finger.
Adam: OHMIGOD, HE'S JUST MAIN EVENT POWER BOMBED THE VCW OWNER TO
HELL!
Jason gets down in an unconscious Dawg's face.
Jason: Hey Duggy BITCH, see you tomorrow!
Jason gets up
Jason: OWA? VCW? FUCK THAT SHIT, AMERICAN OUTLAW FOR LIFE,
BIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jason slams the mic down as "Get Back" by Ludacris hits the speakers
and the fans GO BEYOND, BEYOND MONKEY NUTZ. The American Outlaws
all pose with the belts the have won in the OWA and the belts
they've just won in VCW as the camera fades.
--{{{TNA--RESULTS SUMMARY--TNA}}}--
1) Sassy Lassy defeated Jesse Vance-Young and Jerri
Katz to become the new VCW Women's Champion.
2) The Greatest Tag Team of All Time defeated Blade &
Grayson, and the Adams Boyz to become the new VCW
World Tag Team Champions
3) Max Power defeated Shane Johnson and Jay Vance to
become the new VCW North American Champion.
4) "The Main Event" Jason Snow & Big Nasty (The
Outlaws) defeated Corporate America & The Rude Crew to
become the new VCW North American Tag Team Champions.
5) Star defeated JFF to become the new VCW Television
Champion.
6) Jason Snow defeated Peter Vance, Fredrick
Ainsworth, & The Untouchable to become the new VCW
World Champion..