Anarchy - March 22nd, 2005 – Harbour station, St. John, New Brunswick, Canada
"THE NIGHT OF SCREW JOBS"
Backstage of the Harbour station we see JFF, Joss Katz, Jerri Katz,
and Dr. Spine Jerk. The fans immediately start booing, as it looks
like they have just arrived for the show.
JFF: Has anyone been able to reach Jason, Star, or anyone in the
Outlaws this weekend?
Joss: No, I tried to talk to Star at Chaos but as soon as Danny and
Chad's match was over all three of them left. Then I tried calling
her cell-phone, and I left message after message and she hasn't
returned any of my calls.
JFF: Same with Jason, he hasn't returned any of my phone calls. And
I've been calling him for two weeks now, he needs to realize that I
am his friend, and I do have his back.
Jerri: You know what J, I think you need to apologize for what
happened in Denver.
JFF: I would do that, if he would just answer his phone.
Spine Jerk: Maybe you should do it on air first.
JFF: OH No, you were just as much apart of that as I was, so you are
apologizing too.
Joss: Well we should at least be able to talk to Star tonight, and
maybe she can pass the message on to Jase.
They stop at a dressing room that says "STAR" on it, Fans ERUPT in
cheers.
JFF: Well here it is, her dressing room. We need to get her to
realize that we are all on the same team. The American Outlaws
belong in the OWA, and not VCW.
Fans boo loudly at that statement.
JFF: I mean that Ross is a sick, twisted fuck. He has the Outlaws
as guests of honor last week, then this week he's screwing Star.
JFF knocks on the door and he opens it.
JFF: Star we need to talk for a second...
JFF's eyes gets wide and he freezes up.
JFF: Whoa, I didn't expect to see you here.
Then the camera focus to show "The Main Event" Jason Snow, and the
fans NEARLY LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS. "JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON,
JASON…"
Jason stands up as Star is lacing up her boots.
Jason: (with a semi-smile) So you didn't expect to see me here?
JFF: Look Jase, I wanna apologize for…
Jason: Apologize for what? Denver? You did what you felt was right
at the time. And I'm gonna do what I feel is right, when the time
is right.
JFF: What is that supposed to mean?
Jason: Look Fish, I'm trying to spend a little time with my wife.
So you can GET THE FUCK OUT, before I BEAT THAT ASS RIGHT NOW!!
JFF: Look Jason, I know you're still upset and all…
Jason: Upset? Upset? Are you fucking serious? What I'm feeling
right now, can not be described in any dictionary. I am SO ready to
FUCK YOU UP right now.
JFF: Look Jason, if it will make you feel better, go on, hit me
right now. Come on, kick my ass, get it all out of your system.
COME ON, so we can put this behind us and move on.
Jason: NAH, the time ain't right. Believe me Fish-dude, when the
time is right, we'll be even.
JFF: So let me ask you this, are you joining these fuckers?
Everyone wants to know, everyone deserves to know.
Jason: Who deserves to know? The Jason-ites don't give a damn where
I'm at, as long as I'm on television they don't give a shit. The
Outlaws know where my heart is. So let's see, My Jason-ites aren't
concerned, and neither is The Outlaws. So Fish-dude, my only
concerns are covered. Other than The Outlaws and the Jason-ites, I
don't give a FUCK what no one else thinks.
Star: Why don't you guys get the hell out of here before he goes off?
JFF: You are letting that Ross fucker, play us against each other.
Team OWA we need to stick together.
Then Jason and Star both look up, JFF turns around as well as Joss,
Jerri, and Spine Jerk to see none other than…
Albert T. Ross
The fans go crazy when they see him.
Mr. Ross: Well, well, well, how is everyone doing tonight?
JFF: Fuck you Ross!
Mr. Ross: Screw you JFF, and Screw you Joss, and Screw you Dr. Spine
Jerk. J-Connection, welcome to hell…
Mr. Ross looks into the camera
Mr. Ross: WELCOME TO ANARCHY!!!
We open to the sounds of Anarchy's theme "Bodies" by
Drowing Pool as the cameras pan the sold out Harbor
Station in St. John, New Brunswick Canada. We once
again see footage play on the Ultratron in sync with
the music.
First we see footage of Cell Block in a VCW ring which
quickly flashes to the footage of the beat down they
gave OWA co-owner JFF.
Next we see footage of M.C. Deffstar holding the newly
won OWA National Championship from Torment in El Paso.
We also see various footage of the carnage that takes
place after the match.
Then we footage of Skid Row getting jumped, yet again
post match on Torment.
And Finally we see footage of Jessica Lohan
demolishing Poppy Quayle with the help of the FFC. The
graphic and violent footage is shown in almost its
entirety.
The pyro and flares go off with an astounding Ovation
from the packed VCW crowd. The explosion of fireworks
coincides with the explosion of energy we all feel as
the night kicks off.
Adam: Hello once again and welcome to ANARCHY!!! We
are here at the sold out Harbor Station in St. John,
New Brunswick Canada. And again what a week we have
started off with.
Bradley: That's right, M.C. Deffstar now holding a VCW
title, and an OWA title....this is great shit!!!
Adam: And we can only imagine how these events will
lead up to War of Ages, when VCW collides with OWA!!
"Ass Like That" by Eminem hits the arena as the fans
go wild, many of the male members of the crowd try for
the barricades as Jessica Lohan makes her way down
towards the ring. Strutting her stuff as usual. She
carries with her a large box-like object that is
covered with a cloth.
She steps into the ring, shaking her ass a bit on the
way in. Then goes for a mic.
Jess: ST JOHN.....LET ME....
Crowd: BLOW YA MIND!!!!!
Jess: We are here at a night I just loooooove. A night
when there will be a lot of "Screwing" going on. And
you know I just love it when that happens.
She giggles a bit and begins to set up the box object
in the center of the ring.
Jess: And speaking of screwing.....why don't we just
take a look at one of the OWA's sexy little kittens.
She removes the cloth which produces a portrait of
OWA's Poppy Quayle.
Adam: That's a likeness of Poppy Quayle, I don't know
what Jess has in mind here.....
Bradley: Oh come on Adam, did you see the opening
footage? Jess destroyed her less than 24 hours ago!!!
Jess: Now I'll admit......the girl is kinda cute....I
may even go as far as to say she is sexy.......*laugh
into a sigh* But that was.....before last night.
*looks over the picture* You see this sweet, pretty
little girl, she likes it rough, and ohhh does she
make the cutest faces when she gets screwed. *laughs
again and points to the Ultratron*
Slow motion footage is played of Jess running a kick
directly in between the legs of Poppy, and a freeze
framed close up of the agony on Poppy's face is shown.
Jess: But see, just like Joss Katz, she just didn't
know who she was screwing with....
More slow-mo footage is played. Now of KD and Jess
hoisting Poppy up spread=eagle over a steel chair and
dropping her crotch directly on it. Again a freeze
frame shows of the agony in Poppy's face.
Jess: Isn't she cute? *sarcastically*
The crowd laughs hysterically at this.
Jess: But here is the best part, not only is she a
"sexy little kitten".....but she has the most
beautiful voice too.
Now footage plays of Poppy being bent back into the
star treatment, her fingernails clawing the mat, her
repeated taps and finally....
Poppy: OH GOD STOP!!! SHE'S KILLING ME!!!!
Her screams are heard throughout the arena as the fans
come alive and cheer J-Lo on.
Jess: Now Poppy, don't you be upset. I mean, you may
not ever have a man want to look at you again. But at
least you can say you were privileged enough to
get....screwed.....by a woman like this.
Poses her body for the crowd and the male fans go
insane.
Jess: I mean, we all know you liked it Poppy, being so
close to me....your body touching mine as I bent you
back for the star treatment.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Jess: Now onto Lil' Jossie....bitch if you think what
I did to Poppy was something, girl you have no idea
what I will do to you come War of Ages. But that for
now can wait, as of course tonight is all about
screwing, and I loooooove to screw!!!
The crowd goes wild again chanting "J-LO...J-LO" And
many of the male finds start chanting "BLOW MY MIND,
BLOW MY MIND!!"
Adam: I have no doubt that Jessica Lohan is serious in
what she says, if I were Joss Katz, I'd be worried.
Bradley: But the big question is, what does Jess have
in store for Joss tonight?
Jess: Oh and Joss, just like Poppy's beauty, I will
snuff you out!!
She takes a lighter and burns the picture of Poppy
Quayle as a message for Joss Katz.
Jess: You will be getting screwed tonight, little
bitch! And it will be only a matter of time before I
hear this......
*replays again*
Poppy: OH GOD STOP!! SHE'S KILLING ME!!!
Jess:....From...YOU!!!!
Jess leaves the ring, playing off greatly to the fans
who eat this up. She waves and blows kisses as she
leaves the stage to a huge ovation.
Charles Holcomb takes the ring.
Charles: Our opening contest is for the VCW Woman's
Championship......Introducing first.....from Tokyo
Japan, weighing in at 115lbs......MS KIIIIIM!!!!!
"The Presidential Polonaise" by The U.S. Marine Band
hits. And the slender Tokyo native makes her way to
the ring. Considerable amounts of boos welcome her.
Charles: And her opponent....from Toronto, Ontario
Canada....weighing in at 145lbs......JESSE VAAAANCE
YOOOOOUUUNG!!!
"My Way" by Limp Bizkit hits and the Canadian fans are
on their feet, Jesse is greeted with cheers beyond
belief as she enters the ring.
Referee Edgar Hyde presides the match and calls for the
bell.
<< T >> VCW Women's title Finals
<< N >> Jesse Vance-Young
<< A >> vs. Ms. Kim
The match is almost one sided from the start as Jesse
runs straight at Ms Kim and spears her down. She takes
the fists to her and gets a huge ovation.
Ms Kim is not happy and gets to her feet, launching
kicks and chops at Jesse, but is quickly put back in
her place as Jesse ducks out one of the kicks and
CRUSHES Kim with a German suplex.
She makes a cover and gets a two count before Kim gets
a shoulder up. Jesse picks Kim to her feet and gets
caught with a chop to the throat.
Kim capitalizes as her opponent is briefly stunned and
lifts her for a perfect Fisherman's suplex.
Edgar Hyde in position.....1....2.....Jesse gets a
shoulder up.
Adam: This match has just started and already some
near falls.
Bradley: I like Ms Kim in this match, but I have to
give some credit, Jesse Vance has proven to be a tough
competitor.
Both women fight their way back to their feet, hard
punches and kicks are exchanged. With another swift
Martial arts chop Kim gets the advantage as she
quickly takes down Jesse for a reverse Arm bar.
She rolls of quickly and goes for a roll up cover,
grabbing Jesse's tights. Hyde sees this and breaks up
the pin, scolding Kim and warning her about possible
disqualification.
Jesse is back up and dropkicks Kim from behind,
sending her into Edgar Hyde which pushes him out of
the ring and to the outside floor.
Adam: Our referee is down, and this match continues,
when we come back!!!!
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Mr. Ross in his office
Mr. Ross: VCW
We see Richard Crawford in his office
Richard: VCW
We then see Matt Danger in his office
Matt: VCW
We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.
J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
We then hear an announcer's voice
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
Bradley: We are back here, and as much as I hate to
admit it, Jesse Vance has been taking it to Ms Kim the
entire break!
Adam: Indeed she has, and we still don't have a
referee here, he's down on the outside!!
Just then we see Corporate America rush the ring and
go straight for Jesse. They hoist her up as Hughes
holds her, and Wilson delivers a sick diamond
cutter!!! The exit the ring quickly and jump into the
crowd, who boos the living hell out of them!!
Adam: Not again!!! How many times are Corporate America
going to steal matches for Ms Kim??
Bradley: Well, it's not over yet.
David Young comes out running from the back and is in
hot pursuit of the two as he heads into the crowd to a
rather large Ovation.
Back in the ring, Jesse is laid out and Ms Kim slides
out of the ring to retrieve the fallen Hyde. He slowly
gets back into the ring as Kim slides in as well. She
feigns being slightly hurt and crawls over to Jesse,
making the cover......Hyde in
Position....1........2.........Jesse gets a foot up
onto the bottom rope, and just barely. The fans come
alive with cheers as she is still in this match.
Adam: YES!! YES!! It's not over!
Bradley: That is impossible!!! There is no way she's
still in this!!!
Kim who is pissed to high hell by now hauls Jesse up
to her feet and whips her hard into the turnbuckle.
She then makes her way over and hoists Jesse into a
perched sitting position on the top turnbuckle as she
climbs them as well, setting up for a super plex.
She gets into position, but Jesse blocks and turns Kim
around, hopping onto her shoulders and using momentum
to send them into a tumble....and a Victory roll by
Jesse!!!
Kim struggles underneath, but is unable to move as
Edgar Hyde makes the count!
Crowd: 1.......2......3!!!!!
The cheers come alive and the entire crowd stomps
their feet and makes a shit load of noise for the new
women's champion.
Charles: And your winner......and NEW VCW WOMEN'S
CHAMPION....JESSE VANCE YOOOOUUUUNG!!!
Adam: She did it! she did it, she's the champion, I
can't believe it!!!
Bradley: This is so unfair, Ms Kim had this match
won!!!! Richard isn't going to be happy!!!!
"My Way " By Limp Bizkit plays as Jesse is handed her
title and celebrates in the ring, holding the belt high!!!
Backstage we see Jessica Lohan talking to Star and "The Main Event"
Jason Snow. The moment the fans see them they start to come unglued
and the Outlaw chants almost tear the building apart. "OUTLAWS,
OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS…"
J-Lo: So you don't wanna know who I picked as your fourth opponent?
Star: Nope, I'm just here to do a little ass kicking Cookie. You
provide the ass…
Jason: And Star will definitely provide the whooping.
J-Lo: I hear you on that big Sis. But your girl Joss, she has a
thing or two to learn. I mean, I show the world footage of JFF
checking my ass out. You tell her how much his eyes stay glued to
my ass, but yet instill she gets mad at me. ME? I didn't do
anything wrong in this situation, I didn't hit on him.
Jason: Yes… you did.
J-Lo: When did I do that?
Jason: Last week, you hit on him with a frying pan.
Then Star, Jason, and Jess all crack up in laughter, as well as the
audience members.
J-Lo: I mean this girl is one sandwich short of a picnic, if you
know what I mean.
Star: Sure do.
J-Lo: If some one showed me footage of my man checking out another
girls ass, I'd be mad as HELL. But not at the girl, I'd be mad at
my man. JFF must have her under some mind control or something.
Either that or he must have something on her.
Jason: Black Mail?
J-Lo: Maybe, but anyway she's got 3 lessons to learn. Lesson one
will be taught tonight.
Then we see Mr. Ross walk past with Ms. Russo, Richard Crawford, and
Matt Danger.
Mr. Ross: Hey Jason, Star, Jess. How are you guys doing tonight?
Jason: We're good.
Matt: So Star, are you ready for your match, you know your next.
Star: Matt you ask me another stupid question like that, and I'm
gonna suggest that you be my 4th opponent.
Richard: Ooh, I like her.
Mr. Ross: Yes, we love those Outlaws around here. And Star is gonna
kick ass this week and next week.
Ms. Russo: Yes she is. You take it to `em girl.
Mr. Ross: Star, as the goofy co-owner of the OWA always says, Haul
Ass.
Star: Star is about to bring the pain, YOU JUST TELL THOSE FOUR
BITCHES TO…
The Crowd: SHOW UP!!
Star: BUT UNTIL THEN YOU CAAAAAAAAAN…
The Crowd: HOLLA BACK BITCH!!!
Star, and Jason then walk off as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits
again. Jess looks back at Mr. Ross.
J-Lo: That's my big Sis.
Adam: An American Outlaw will compete for the first time on VCW
Television next, as Star will compete in the first ever "Pulp"
match. All of this action and more, after this commercial break.
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Albert Ross in the middle of a VCW ring, the picture is in
Black and White.
Albert: DOMINATION, this is what VCW brings to the table. The OWA
are merely foolish mortals on a collision course with a GIANT. You
want a WAR? You want a WAR FOR THE AGES? Meet us, and bring your
best 16 Superstars and we will annihilate your collective asses in
the middle of your OWN ring. The clock is ticking little boys and
girls, and I think it's about high time that we (along with Drowning
Pools "Bodies") LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
*OWA War of Ages - LIVE, From Monster Park, San Francisco,
California - - Monday APRIL 4TH EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! - ***
"Boys (co-ed remix)" Britney Spears f/ Pharrell hits the PA, and the
crowd starts booing as Roxanne comes out to the ramp.
Adam: There's Roxanne so that must mean that the first ever Pulp
match is set to be underway.
Bradley: Damn right it is, Mr. Ross the Boss is such a genius for
this match.
Adam: I wonder who J-Lo picked as her sister's last opponent?
Bradley: Aren't you jumping the gun a little Adam? She has to
defeat 3 great VCW Stars before she gets to that last one. And 2 of
the guys she has to beat, are… well… guys. And they are one of the
hottest tag teams around, the Pretty Boys. And not only that, but
she has to beat them in record time, 2 minutes a piece.
Charles: Ladies and Gentlemen this is the first ever "Pulp" match.
The idea behind this match is One competitor must defeat 4 to 5
competitors of Mr. Ross' choosing, and each competitor must be
defeated in a special way, whether it be pin fall, submission, Knock
out, Count out, or all four. Introducing first from Philadelphia,
PA weighing in at 135, ROXANNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE….
The fans boo, as Roxanne makes her way to the ring, and does a
little posing.
Charles: And Roxanne can only be eliminated via a pin fall. And
now her Opponent…
Adam: Uh-oh, here we go.
Bradley: This crowd is gonna go WILD the moment her music hits.
Adam: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
We hear on the PA:
Electro-convulsive therapy, part one
[Timbaland]
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the crip with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the snake with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the walk with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head Game
The WHOLE DAMN ARENA IS ROCKING, as "Let me put you on the game" by
The Game f/ Timbaland hits the PA. Star comes out and the whole
arena gives her the biggest POP of the night "STAR, STAR, STAR,
STAR, STAR..."
Adam: OHMIGOD, DO YOU HEAR THESE FANS BRADLEY?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DO, THIS MUST BE THAT OUTLAW LOVE YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT.
Charles: AND HER OPPONENT, HAILING FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON,
WEIGHING IN AT 130 POUNDS, ST. JOHN... THIS IS...
Charles hold the microphone out to the crowd...
The Fans: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
As Star gets into the ring she does her Outlaw pose and drives the
crowd into a frenzy. The camera focuses in on her, only to see that
she is still angry.
Adam: Star's ready for action.
Bradley: And she don't look happy Adam.
Adam: No Brad she doesn't, Donna Berwick is your ref for this one.
The bell sounds
<< T >> The first ever "Pulp" Match
<< N >> Star vs.
<< N >> Roxanne, The Pretty Boys, and a mystery opponent.
Collar and elbow tie up and Star throws Roxanne down to the mat.
Bradley: She just threw her to the mat like a sack of nuts.
Adam: What the hell...
Roxanne gets up and Star lays in some punches. Star whips Roxanne
into the ropes when Roxanne returns Star sends her airborne then
watches as Roxanne falls face first onto the mat.
Adam: She Flap-jacked her
Roxanne gets up and is obviously hurt, but she tackles Star to the
ground. Roxanne nails a couple of lefts and rights right before
Star pushes her off of her. Star gets up and Roxanne kicks her in
the stomach then nails an Even Flow DDT. Roxanne hops up and looks
to the crowd, but without her knowing Star hops up just as fast as
she does. When Roxanne turns around her eyes tells the story.
Adam: Whoa, Roxanne may have bitten off a little more than she can
chew here.
Bradley: You damn right she may have.
Roxanne is scared now. "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT
COOKIE" Star yells. Star lunges at Roxanne, but wisely Roxanne runs
to the outside of the ring. Star runs to opposite rope to give
herself a little running start, then without Roxanne knowing Star
leaps over the top into a front flip and lands on Roxanne.
Adam: SUICIDE DIVE BY STAR!
Star then picks Roxanne up and drapes her face first over the guard
railing. Star then hops up on the apron, and in true RVD style she
does a spinning leg drop on Roxanne. The crowd goes CRAZY after
seeing this "STAR, STAR, HOLY SHIT, STAR, STAR, HOLY FUCK..."
Adam: We are witnessing true talent go to work here.
Bradley: Damn right we are.
Star picks Roxanne up and tosses her back into the ring. Star then
slides into the ring, and we see on the UltraTron the counter is
down to :30. Star picks Roxanne up and sets her up.
Star: MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB, BITCH!!
Adam: UH-OH, she's going for her husband's finisher
Upon hearing this, the crowd has completely lost it. Star puts
Roxanne in position, she lifts her and CRASH she connects and
Roxanne flips over face first.
Adam: MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB
Bradley: WITH FRIGGIN AUTHORITY
As Star is getting ready to make the cover "Fade" by Staind hits as
Jon comes running out.
Charles: And her next opponent, one half of the Pretty Boys,
JOOOOON. And he must be eliminated by Knock out.
Star makes the cover on Roxanne and Jon leaps onto the ropes, then
drops a leg drop to save the count as Donna had reached two and a
half.
Bradley: And Jon with the save.
Jon then picks Star up and he sends her into the ropes and nails a
tornado DDT. He goes for the cover. Donna makes the count.
ONE...
TWO... and NO, Star gets a shoulder up at TWO
The Fans: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Roxanne is now back to a vertical base, a little wobbly though, but
she starts to help Jon out. They send Star into the ropes again,
and they set her up for a double Spine Buster but she counters into
a double DDT.
Adam: AND WHAT A COUNTER BY STAR!!
As all 3 lay next to each other Star hops up and grabs Roxanne, she
has Roxanne in the power bomb position, but instead of hitting a
power bomb she nails Roxanne with an X-Factor.
Adam: SLEEPING IN SEATTLE, SLEEPING IN SEATTLE!!
Star makes the cover, Donna makes the count. ONE, TWO, THREE
Charles: ROXANNE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
The fans cheer wildly for that, Star gets up only to be met with a
spinning double legged kick to the face from Jon. Jon picks Star up
and sends her into the ropes, as she returns Jon attempts a
huracaranna, but Star stops his progress and places him in "The Star
Treatment" right in the middle of the ring.
Adam: THE STAR TREATMENT, IT'S LOCKED IN, JON AIN'T GOING NOWHERE!
Bradley: But he can only be eliminated by being Knocked out
After a few seconds Jon is tapping away, but Star isn't letting him
go as she knows that he must be eliminated by Knock out. Jon is
screaming out his submission, and Donna looks like she wants to call
for the elimination to save Jon from any serious injury.
Adam: And Jon must be in excruciating pain.
Bradley: I'll tell you this, I don't envy him right now.
The timer on the UltraTron is now down to :25 and Jon is still
tapping but his tapping is starting to fade as he is starting to
pass out from the pain. "Fade" by Staind hits one more time as
Luc
comes running out.
Charles: And Star's next opponent, is the other half of the Pretty
Boys, LUC. And he can be eliminated by either, pin fall, count out,
Knock out, OR SUBMISSION.
The crowd comes alive off of that announcement. Luc leaps onto the
apron and he jumps at Star, Star lets Jon go and hops up to kick Luc
in the nuts.
Bradley: The Great Equalizer
Luc jumps around the ring for a bit, as Star sets up. Star backs up
a little then WHAM, she nails him right in the jaw with a Chin
Check. This sends Luc to the outside.
Adam: THE CHIN CHECK, SHE NAILED THE CHIN CHECK
Star follows, she looks underneath the ring and she pulls out a
ladder first, then she pulls out a chair. Not just any chair
though. She pulls out HER chair, and the fans are loving every
moment of this.
Adam: She's got that Star Chair
Bradley: And it looks like she's about to rearrange his pretty face
Star goes to whack Luc with the chair but she is attacked by an
awakened Jon as he leaps off of the apron with a double axe-handle
smash to the back of her head. Both men then start waylaying on
Star with hard fist, and the fans are booing them right out of the
building. They send Star into the ring, Luc puts Star on his
shoulders and Jon goes to the top.
Adam: OH NO, Für mé lé búche. This could be over right here.
As Jon leaps, Star hops up on Luc's shoulders and she connects with
a Huracaranna onto Jon in mid-air sending him crashing down hard on
the mat. The fans all look stunned as they have never seen anything
like this before.
Bradley: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT ADAM? DID YOU SEE WHAT THE HELL SHE
JUST DID?
No Response
Bradley: ADAM...
No Response
Bradley: ADAM, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, AND TALK MAN.
Adam: OHMIGOD, I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT MOVE COUNTERED LIKE THAT. STAR
IS ONE OF A KIND.
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT SHE IS.
Jon is out of it and Donna starts the count. ONE... TWO... THREE...
FOUR... FIVE...
Meanwhile Star is really taking it to Luc, vicious rights and lefts
to the forehead. Star then whips Luc into the ropes, and as he
returns she rolls under him and catches him in a single leg crab.
Adam: Shades of Lance Storm.
Bradley: But hold up, ADAM SHE HAS THE OTHER LEG.
Adam: AND SHE'S SITTING BACK, APPLYING THAT PRESSURE.
Star has Luc locked in the middle of the ring in The Star
Treatment. The counter on the UltraTron shows :23.
SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT... NINE...
Adam: LOOK AT THAT LUC IS TAPPIN', HE'S TAPPIN'.
Bradley: I'd be tappin' too, you see how she has it locked. I've
never seen a Boston Crab quite like Star's.
TEN...
Donna counts Jon out, and she sees that Luc is tapping, so she calls
for both men's elimination.
Charles: THE PRETTY BOYS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!
Every fan in the house is on their feet.
Adam: MY GOD SHE'S DONE IT.
Bradley: No she hasn't, there's still the mystery opponent of her
sister's choosing.
Star looks to the ramp way. "COME ON COOKIE, BRING THAT BITCH ASS
OUT" Star yells at her mystery opponent. The timer on the UltraTron
hits zero. And all of a sudden we hear...
I got a date with the night burnin down my finger
Gonna catch the kids dry gonna walk on water
Buying out the fight we're sweatin in the winter
Gonna catch ya squeeze tight
chow chow chow chow chow chow chow chow chow chow
Don tell me to fix her don tell me to fix her
Just take a bite no hangin no picture
Flyin out my sight droppin brides at the altar
Gonna find ya squeeze tight
chow chow chow chow chow chow chow chow chow chow
Star raises an eyebrow, as Joss Katz walks out to deafening boos
Adam: OH HELL NO.
Bradley: yes, YES. This is SO Smart. J-Lo has an upcoming match
with Joss at War of Ages and who better to send to do a number on
Joss than her sister Star.
Star is waving for Joss to get into the ring.
Charles: And Star's last opponent is JOSS KATZ
And the fans really let the boos reign down. Cups are being thrown
in Joss' direction. Joss even starts jawing with a few fans, she
acts as if she's going to leap into the audience to find out who
threw that cup. Security prevents her though.
Charles: and I have just been informed that Joss Katz elimination
is... VIA SUBMISSION.
And the fans go crazy upon hearing this.
The fans: KILL HER, KILL HER, KILL HER, KILL HER...
Adam: I'm just a little stunned right now.
Joss gets into the ring, and she walks up to Star, the camera
focuses in on what the two are talking about.
Joss: We don't have to do this Star, we're friends remember?
Star: You and your man J, are full of shit. So I must beat that
SHIT out of YOU!
Adam: WHOA! Did you hear that Bradley?
Bradley: Damn Right I did.
Then Star slaps Joss right across the face, as the fans let out a
collective "OOH!" Joss looks back at Star and nails Star with a
right, Star laughs then nails Joss with a right. Then the two start
trading punches, back and forth, Star kick Joss in the stomach then
attempts a Main Event Power Bomb, Joss head scissors her way out.
Joss attempts and leg drop but Star rolls out of the way and leaps
up nailing Joss with an ensugiri to the back of the head.
Adam: What an exchange of moves there
Star picks Joss up and attempts a DDT, but Joss slips out and
attempts a J-Plex, but Star at the last moment flips out and drop
kicks Joss in the back. Joss goes flying into the second rope.
Star looks as if she's about to hit the 6-1-9, but instead she leaps
through the rope and grabs her chair on the outside and SMACK, she
nails Joss one really good time with it. The camera focuses on Joss
who is now bleeding profusely.
Bradley: AND SHE'S GUSHING LIKE A PIG
Star then slides her chair into the ring, and she goes to grab the
ladder and slide that into the ring also, as she's setting the
ladder in the ring, Joss attempts a baseball slide. Star snatches
the ladder back and throws it into Joss' feet sending Joss back a
little. Star then grabs another chair and she tosses that into the
ring, Joss stands up and is grazed by that second chair Star just
tossed into the ring.
Bradley: Hey Adam, I bet you that that was a mistake.
Adam: *sarcastically* Sure it was
Star gets back into the ring herself, Joss picks up Her Chair and
attempts to hit Star with it, Star ducks, and rolls then she picks
up the second chair that she tossed in. Star and Joss both swing
their chairs, Star makes the "Star Chair" fly back into Joss' face.
Star then picks Joss up and nails a sick X-Factor onto the "Star
Chair".
Bradley: NOW THAT HAS TO HURT
Star then takes the second chair and places it into the corner, then
waits for Joss to get up. The moment Joss is back to a vertical
base, she's nailed with a Chin Check. Joss falls back first into
the corner, hitting the back of her head on that chair. Star then
sets the ladder up. Star then climbs the ladder with her chair in
hand. Star gets to the top and leaps off of the ladder and nails
Joss in the face WITH THE SICKEST CATCH A FALLING STAR EVER
WITNESSED ON LIVE TELEVISION. "HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK,
HOLY FUCK..."
Adam: OHMIGOD, CATCH A FALLING STAR, CATCH A FALLING STAR.
The fans have absolutely lost it. Many have started tossing their
chairs into the ring or near ringside, they don't need them anymore,
the action here is intense. Star salutes the crowd, then she grabs
an unconscious Joss out of the corner and tosses her into the middle
of the ring.
Star: SOMEBODY IS GONNA TAP, AND IT AIN'T GONNA BE ME!
Star then locks the Star Treatment on Joss in the middle of the
ring. And Joss wakes up from the pain, she starts screaming and
Donna is asking her if she wants to give. Jerri Katz, her sister
comes running down to the ring for some support.
Jeri: Come on Joss you can do it, hold on.
Joss: She's gonna break my back, Jerri!
Jeri: HOLD ON JOSS, HOLD ON
Star: SHUT THE FUCK UP! COOKIE IS GONNA TAP!
Then out of the crowd we see Sassy Lassy leap over the guard railing
with a chair, she nearly takes Jerri's head off with a chair shot
from the demons.
Sassy: LOOK HERE BITCH, I CHALLENGE YOU! ACCEPT IT, SO I CAN
SASSIFY THAT ASS!
Adam: OHMIGOD, SHE JUST TOOK THAT WOMAN'S HEAD OFF WITH THAT CHAIR
SHOT!
Bradley: Damn right she did.
Sassy starts the crowd up
Sassy: COME ON GUYS, TAP, TAP, TAP...
The crowd starts the chant "TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP..." Joss is
trapped in the middle of the ring, and she can't move. The Crowd is
continuing the chant, and Joss finally gives up and taps out.
Adam: HOT DAMN, SHE DID IT!
Bradley: And Joss had no choice but to tap out.
"Let me Put you on the Game" hits again, and the crowd FUCKING LOSES
IT.
Charles: YOUR WINNER OF THE FIRST EVER PULP MATCH, THE TOUGHEST
WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS... STAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Sassy hops in the ring and celebrates with Star. Then Star and
Sassy both go out to the crowd and celebrate with the fans.
Bradley: And you know what Adam, she earned it.
Backstage we see M.C. Deffstar and Fredrick Ainsworth watching the
whole show on the monitor, showing off their belts. The crowd gives
both competitors a positive response.
Fredrick: Congratulations on winning the National Title last night.
Deffstar: Yeah, and congrats are also in order for you playa, we are
gonna get all the gold.
Fredrick: There's one thing that gets me about the National Title.
Deffstar: And what's that?
Fredrick: The simple fact that as of lately the title has changed
more hands than Dawg's ass in a meeting with Dawg's Crew.
Deffstar as well as the audience crack up laughing at that one.
Then we see Dr. Spine Jerk walk past the locker room. Deffstar and
Ainsworth point and laugh.
SJ: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
Fredrick: You're about to get screwed Jerkass.
Spine Jerk stares a hole in both Ainsworth and Deffstar then he
makes his way to the ring as "Bodies" by Drowing Pool plays.
Adam: The first ever OWA Champion Dr. Spine Jerk is going against a
mystery opponent, and all that action is up next...
$$Commercial Break$$
*Promo* * We see a battlefield, but it is totally empty. There are
bodies strung slightly over the ground. And we sweep across the
plains, and an old man's voice speaks:
"There always comes a time where we must fight.
There also always comes a time where we settle the score.
And then...there are the times where we must forget all regrets.
Forget all that has happened. And just remember.. how to fight.
And this moment will occur at the right time.
A time that is generously called...
The War... of Ages."
The scene then fades to an explosion in the background... and it
fades to the War of Ages logo, and a booming voice echoes the caption
below the logo...
[Photos section -> Logos -> War Of Ages (PPV)]
*OWA War of Ages - LIVE, From Monster Park, San Francisco,
California - - Monday APRIL 4TH EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! - ***
Charles : The Following contest is scheduled for one
fall with a 15 minute time limit...
"Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked in Tonight" by
The Rezillios hits the speakers as Dr Spine Jerk comes
out ot a mixed reaction from the fans.
Charles : Ladies and Gentlemen, Introducing first,
from Salem, Oregon, from the OWA, and a member of the
OWA's J-Connection, "The Backyard Legend" Dr.
SPPPPPPPPPINNNNNNNEEEEE JJJJJJEEEEERRRRKKKKKK.
Dr Spine Jerk enters the ring, then the lights go out,
and a cloud of smoke start covering the ramp way and a
spotlight shines on the ramp as "He's Back, The Man
Behind the Mask" by Alice Cooper plays over the loud
speakers as a mysterious looking figure walks out onto
the stage....
Charles : Now introducing, from Devils Rock, Arizona,
making his VCW Debut, here is the
NEEEEMMMMEEESSSIIISSSS....
Nemesis enters the ring
<< T >> Dr Spine Jerk (OWA)
<< N >> Vs.
<< A >> Nemesis (VCW)
Dr Spine Jerk & Nemesis tie up seconds after the bells
ring.... The two exchange wrestling holds for a good
10 seconds, then SJ hits a belly to belly to gain
the advantage..
Nemesis just gets up from that....didn't even effect
him....
Adam : Nemesis is like a machine or something.....
Did you see that...
Bradley: Damn right I did, any other competitor would have been
crushed, he just brushed it off.
Nemesis throws SJ towards the ropes and connects with
a big foot to the face....
Adam : Oh that had to hurt..
Bradley : I bet
Nemesis picks up and takes SJ near the ring ropes and
gets on the top rope and walks across the top rope and
connects with a leg drop to the neck.....
Adam : Now that was innovative...
Bradley : Now that's quite some agility for the big man.
Adam: Damn right it is.
Bradley: What did I tell you about that.
Nemesis grabs SJ by the throat and choke slams him to
the canvas...
Adam : Nemesis is controlling this contest... SJ can't
get a lick in on Nemesis.... Like I Said "Nemesis is
like a machine"
Nemesis picks up SJ and gets ready to finish him
off....he decides to do a Tombstone Pile driver on him
Owen Hart Style and drives SJ's head into the mat....
Nemesis makes the cover and only gets a 2 count.....
Adam : Damn that was a close 2 count...
Nemesis looks at SJ and gives him a thumbs down and
tells him it is time to meet his maker....
Nemesis kicks SJ in the stomach and sets up SJ for a
Power bomb....
Nemesis picks up SJ and instead of power bombing him
onto his back, he power bombs SJ on his face and chest
first, almost breaking SJ in half...
Adam : That is what he calls the Tragedy, it is a
backwards power bomb..
Bradley : Looks like a painful move...
Nemesis rolls over SJ and makes the cover... and the
ref makes the count...1---------2-----------3....
Adam : We have a winner...
Charles : The winner of this contest is
NEEEEEEEMMMMMMEEEEESSSSSSIIIIIISSSSSSSS...
"He's Back, The Man Behind the Mask" by Alice Cooper
plays over the loud speakers, The lights go back out and Nemesis
exits the ring by walking over the top ropes... and exits
the ringside area....
[VCW]-Vigilante Championship Wrestling
http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/vigilatechampionshipwrestling/
[VCW] Profile Sheet
Welcome to VCW, Vigilante Championship Wrestling. Just fill out
this profile for your wrestler (remember only original characters)
and join in on the feuds and fun
Your name: Albert/Rebecca/Richard/Matt
Email Address: vigilantechampionshipwrestling@y...
Wrestler's name: Nemesis
Gender: male
Height: 7'0"
Weight: 342
Age: ???
Hailing from: Devil's Rock, Arizona
Entrance Music: "He's back, the man behind the mask" by Alice Cooper
Face/Heel/Neutral: Neutral
Finisher (describe it): The Tragedy (a backwards power bomb).
Nemesis lifts his opponent up, and instead of power bombing them
onto their back, he power bombs them face and chest first, almost
breaking them in half.
Alternate finisher/moves:
1) The Choke slam
2) Top rope diving clothesline
3) Sidewalk Slam
4) Leaping DDT
5) Tombstone piledriver (Owen Hart's version)
Gimmick/Story behind wrestler:
The Ultimate fighting/killing machine, Nemesis will stop at nothing
to destroy his opponent.
We see Mr. Ross swing the J-Connection locker room door open.
Mr. Ross: Okay Joss you ready to go?
JFF: What do you mean "ready to go?" She just got screwed, Star
went Medieval on her ass. You know what Ross, you are great at
playing head games. But you know what, I have a few of myself.
Mr. Ross: Don't do it to yourself son, don't try to think too hard.
You'll hurt yourself. You see Fish, this is a battle of wits, and
you my friend are un-armed. By the way, I want you to look at the
monitor, I'm about to have something placed on the UltraTron. I
went to http://www.nielsenmedia.com/ again this morning. I couldn't
believe what I saw, so I called my good friend Nielsen Media
Research President and CEO Susan Whiting, and I asked her was this
actually true. And she told me, that she will show the world
herself. So Susan, if you will, take it away.
Then we see Susan Whiting appear on the UltraTron.
Susan: Hello all, my name is Susan Whiting. I am the President and
CEO of Nielsen Media Research. And I must say that, VCW, Vigilante
Championship Wrestling's Anarchy is breaking all sorts records for
Cable shows being viewed by those individuals in the 18-30 genre.
Now what's I'm about to show you maybe a little shocking, but these
are the CORRECT results for the past week.
Then a graphic displays on the UltraTron
Top Ten Cable TV Programs (Total Day)
For week of 3/14/05-3/20/05
Rank* Program Network Total U.S.
Household Rating**
1 VCW Anarchy
SHO 9.1
2 OWA Chaos
CINEMAX 6.1
3 OWA Torment
HBO 3.3
4 Law & Order
TNT 3.3
4 WWE Entertainment (WWE RAW) SPIKE
3.1
4 Fairly Odd Parents
NICK 2.8
7 SpongeBob
NICK 2.8
7 Fairly Odd Parents
TNT 2.8
7 Law & Order: SVU
USA 2.8
7 SpongeBob
NICK 2.7
The fans all Stand and cheer, as VCW has once again won the rating
war.
Adam: Well how about that?
Bradley: We are slaughtering them in the ratings.
Susan: So VCW I take my hats off to you. Keep up the good work.
Susan fades out.
Mr. Ross: Thank you Susan. Joss you're up next.
Mr. Ross leaves the room.
JFF: Son of a bitch!
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits as the camera focuses in Joss getting
ready.
Adam: And yes the bodies will hit the floor as that woman right
there, Joss Katz prepares to get screwed.
Bradley: By me?
Adam: No Triple B. She will get her portion of the screw job when
we return from this commercial break.
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Mr. Ross in his office
Mr. Ross: VCW
We see Richard Crawford in his office
Richard: VCW
We then see Matt Danger in his office
Matt: VCW
We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.
J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
We then hear an announcer's voice
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
Adam: We are off to another great show here on Anarchy, this being
only our third showing and the fans seem to be loving it!
Bradley: Yeah, these people know what a real show is.
Not like those other idiots in the OWA.
Adam: We take you now to our next match, where we will be seeing
some of our newest recruits, S&M facing off against OWA's own Joss
Katz and a mystery Partner.
Bradley: This match should be good, these girls are a great addition
to the roster and they look so smokin' hot!
"Figured You Out" by Nickelback hits and the crowd begins to cheer
loudly, especially the male members of the audience.
Charles Holcomb readies to announce the match now as
"Figured You Out" continues to play.
Charles: Now, introducing first, hailing from Salem, Illinois and
Detroit Michigan respectively.....Masta Suzie and Miss Katy,
SSSSS&MMMMMMMM!!!!!
The two beautiful women come out to the arena, Masta Suzie clad in
leather garb, not bringing out her slave tonight and Miss Katy who
is wearing her PJ's and bunny slippers but when she gets out to the
ring, Masta Suzie rips the PJ's off of Miss Katy and now she is
wearing leather as well. The males in the audience are going nuts
seeing these girls as Masta Suzie and Miss Katy give them a little
of what these guys want to see, a little bit of T&A and a kiss is
exchanged passionately between Masta Suzie and Miss Katy and that
makes the crowd cheer for them more!
Adam: These girls making their official VCW debut here at Anarchy
and it seems that our fans are happy that they are here.
Bradley: Adam, I don't know any man in their right mind that
wouldn't want to see more of these two girls, leather, paddles,
chains and cat o' nine tails...these girls are every males wet
dreams!
Adam: Bradley, get a hold of yourself.
"Date With the Night" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs begins to play and the
crowd begins to boo loudly.
Adam: This girl isn't well liked as she is a part of that other
franchise, OWA.
Bradley: I am dying to find out her mystery opponent in this match.
Charles: Now introducing the first opponent, from Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania and weighing in at 128 lbs...OWA's very
own....Joooosssssss Kaaaaattttzzzz!
Joss Katz walks up to the ring quite confidently as she slides into
the ring not feeling too much of a threat by S&M. She moves herself
back and forth as she loosens herself up for her match.
"Crazy" by Aerosmith begins to play and the cat calls are unreal
as "Sexy" Sarah Twilight makes her way into the arena.
Adam: This girl is another new recruit to VCW and making her debut
here tonight with her former OWA team members, S&M, as they all
decided to join our winning franchise, VCW last week on OWA's Chaos.
Bradley: Man, this girl is so hot as well. I do have to give it to
the OWA, they do have a whole lot of hot women on their roster.
Adam: Bradley, we are supposed to be working, not masturbating...
Charles: And her mystery Partner, from Los Angeles, California and
weighing in at 120 lbs, "SSSSexxxxxyyyy" SSSSarrrrraaahhh
Twwwwillliiigghhhtttt!!!!
Joss Katz is visibly upset hearing who her mystery partner is and
goes over to the referee, Edgar Hyde, protesting this. She goes on
and on to no avail as he can do nothing about it. You can see a
slight smirk on the corner of his mouth as watching Joss' reaction.
Sarah Twilight enters the ring and the male members of the audience
goes wild as the three women enjoy a passionate kiss amongst one
another. The three girls then look over at Joss Katz and smiles as
Joss now realizes that she is in a three on one match now.
Adam: I wonder what is going through the mind of Joss Katz now that
she notices that this is a 3 on 1 bout?
Bradley: We will never know, Adam...we will never know!
The bell sounds, referee Edgar Hyde presides the
match.
S&M and "Sexy" Sarah Twilight look at each other and then all
three
go after Joss Katz. Sarah and Miss Katy hold onto Joss as Masta
Suzie goes to work on Joss Katz, kicking her in her stomach a few
times and then HUGE slaps across her face as you hear Masta Suzie
holla, "Whoo!".
Crowd: "VCW! VCW! VCW!"
Adam: Joss Katz getting bitch slapped by her former teammate, Masta
Suzie!
Bradley: By the end of this match Joss Katz is gonna get owned by
VCW. I can feel it!
Miss Katy and "Sexy" Sarah Twilight let go of Joss Katz as Masta
Suzie applies the Abdominal Stretch on her all ready sore abs and
then lands a Tornado DDT on her! When Joss gets up Suzie immediately
gets Joss into a Belly To Belly and doesn't let go of her, nailing
it three times in a row and Masta looks a bit worn down now.
Crowd: "Masta! Masta! Masta!"
Adam: Masta Suzie showing her strength right there by nailing that
Belly to Belly Suplex three times in row, something that you
normally only see done by some of our stronger male athletes.
Bradley: Masta Suzie has got to be strong, after all she needs to
keep her slaves in line so that she always gets pleased, right?
Adam: I think I'll pass comment on that one.
When Joss Katz finally starts to get up, Masta Suzie allows "Sexy"
Sarah Twilight in on some of the action and she does just that doing
a couple of low blow kicks followed by a few low blow fists to Joss
Katz and the three girls in the ring laugh watching Joss writhe in
pain now.
Crowd chants, "VCW! VCW! VCW!"
Adam: If I didn't know any better I would think that Sarah Twilight
has a little "dark side" as well. She seems to enjoy inflicting pain
on Joss Katz.
Bradley: That doesn't make her a sadist Adam, does it?
As Joss gets up doubled over in pain, she immediately gets hit by
Sarah Twilight by a lionsault. Joss tries to get up and out of the
way but she gets nail racked by Miss Katy and now she goes to work
on Joss.
Crowd chanting more, "VCW! VCW! VCW!"
Adam: Joss is going to learn very quickly not to get the VCW Women
angry, first we have S&M and "Sexy" Sarah Twilight wanting to beat
up Joss and come War of Ages "The Real J-Lo", Jessica Lohan will
show everyone that she isn't just T&A when she goes one on one with
Joss in a PlayHouse Match!
Miss Katy gets up on the top rope as Joss is still on the mat
recovering from the lionsault and stalks her like a wild animal.
When she finally gets up, Joss gets immediately pummeled by a 450
Splash by Miss Katy.
Crowd chanting, "VCW! VCW! VCW!"
Adam: That was a huge 450 Splash by Miss Katy! These three girls
work well together as they get revenge on OWA's own Joss Katz.
Bradley: I have a feeling that these girls won't give up until Joss
is dead or maimed in some way! Not that she wouldn't deserve it!
Adam: I don't think anyone deserves what is happening to Joss
Katz...OWA or not!
Joss wobbles up to her feet as blood is starting to ooze from the
corner of her mouth as Masta Suzie hits Joss with a Tornado DDT into
the ropes as she is left hanging there and then Miss Katy bounces
off the ropes from one side to the other flipping her body and
nailing a hellacious 619 onto Joss as she lays on the mat, lifeless.
Crowd is going nutz from this chanting, "VCW! VCW! VCW!"
Adam: Ok girls, I think that you did enough damage to Joss
Bradley: These girls can't do too much damage to Joss. Anything that
they do now is going to help "The Real J-Lo" later, not like she
needs the help.
Masta Suzie springs off of the ropes once Joss begins to teeter her
way up and Masta Suzie lands her finishing move on Joss.
Crowd: "VCW! VCW! VCW!"
Adam: Suzie Drop! Suzie nailed the Suzie Drop! It's all over now for
Joss....
Bradley: That's if the girls are done with their abuse on Joss. I
have a feeling that they aren't!
Joss' lifeless body is being moved to the center of the ring by
Sarah Twilight as Miss Katy gets up to the top rope, stalking her
prey. Once Sarah gets out of the way, Miss Katy nails a HUGE Top
Rope Death Valley Driver on Joss and she smiles seeing more blood
coming from Joss' mouth.
Masta Suzie goes over to Joss' body and spits in her face and bitch
slapping her some more. You can hear her taunting Joss, "This is the
tough Joss Katz! I can wipe my ass with this piece of shit! You are
nothing, Joss! You are nothing!" She slaps Joss across the face
again.
Crowd laughs as they chant more, "VCW! VCW! VCW!"
Adam: These girls are brutal! We see that there is no way that Joss
can get up and defend herself yet these girls keep attacking her,
and nobody is doing anything about it!
S&M as well as "Sexy" Sarah Twilight smile and laugh looking at
the
lifeless Joss and then Sarah grabs Joss and holds her up in the air
behind hooking her neck and dropping her
Adam: Twilight Zone! Twilight Zone!
Sarah finally covers Joss and the crowd gets into it counting with
the ref..."1...2...3!"
Adam: Joss Katz just got owned by VCW...
Before the anyone could get into the ring to check on Joss, Sarah,
Masta Suzie and Miss Katy Rip off Joss' clothing even her bra and
panties and leaves with them in hand. Joss is left very naked, very
vulnerable in the ring and this is sure to humiliate JFF and Joss
for awhile!
Then all of a sudden we hear...
[Eminem] Oww ba-byy!
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
As "Ass like that" by Eminem hits the speakers, "The Real
J-Lo"
Jessica Lohan comes out with a chair in hand. She's not ass shaking
tonight, she runs to the ring with that chair.
Adam: And J-Lo is coming to get her some of Joss Katz.
Jess slides in just as Joss is getting up. SMASH, one head shot
with the chair. SMASH, another head shot with the chair. SMASH,
one more head shot with the chair. CRASH, the last head shot bent
the chair up.
Bradley: She bent that chair over that bitches head.
Then Jess sends Joss flying to the outside. Jess heads out, then
she looks under the ring and pulls out a barbed wire baseball bat.
Joss tries to stand, and the moment she gets to a vertical base Jess
SMASHES her face in with that bat.
Adam: J-Lo didn't come to play any games tonight.
Bradley: Nope, she ain't here to pinch no nipples. She came to
FIGHT!
Joss is bleeding all over the place now. Jess sets up a table, then
she pulls out some lighter fluid. She pours it all over the table,
then she pulls out some matches.
Adam: Is she about to do, what I think she's about to do?
Bradley: DO IT, DO IT!!
She lights on and throws it on the table, setting the table ablaze.
Jess picks Joss up and sets her up for a...
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB
Right through the ignited table!
Adam: OHMIGOD, OHMIGOD. DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT SHE DID?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DID.
These rabid VCW all stand and cheer for "The Real J-Lo."
"SHE'S
HARDCORE, SHE'S HARDCORE, SHE'S HARDCORE, SHE'S HARDCORE..." Joss
is one fire right now, Jess gets a fire extinguisher and puts Joss
out.
Bradley: Man that Joss is one HOT number.
Then Jess jumps up and lands down on Joss face first with that fire
extinguisher. Then she repeatedly nails Joss in the face with it.
Jess throws away the fire extinguisher, and starts laying into Joss
with some fist. Repeatedly punch after punch, hard shots to head.
Jess is relentless, looking possessed, as she bashes Joss' head in
with her fist. Jess stops the brutalization, then she picks up a
mic.
J-Lo: Lesson number one, never FUCK with a Lohan.
The J-Lo throws the mic at Joss, and walks away as "Ass like that"
plays on the speakers. The Crowd is cheering loud as HELL for
Jessica right now.
Adam: That woman just made a statement.
Bradley: JOSS KATZ HAS JUST BEEN TREATED LIKE GROUP SEX.
"Bodies" By Drowning Pool hits again, as we see JFF fling open and
slam the door of the J-Connection locker room *fans boo loudly*,
obviously upset at what he just saw. He starts walking to the
ring...
Adam: There he is, the OWA Co-Owner, he gets his chance to win some
VCW Gold Next...
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Albert Ross in the middle of a VCW ring, the picture is in
Black and White.
Albert: DOMINATION, this is what VCW brings to the table. The OWA
are merely foolish mortals on a collision course with a GIANT. You
want a WAR? You want a WAR FOR THE AGES? Meet us, and bring your
best 16 Superstars and we will annihilate your collective asses in
the middle of your OWN ring. The clock is ticking little boys and
girls, and I think it's about high time that we (along with Drowning
Pools "Bodies") LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
*OWA War of Ages - LIVE, From Monster Park, San Francisco,
California - - Monday APRIL 4TH EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! - ***
Charles: This next contest is the pin a champion handicapped match.
In where OWA Co-Owner JFF *fans boo extremely loud* will have the
opportunity to win a VCW Championship. All he has to do is… pin a
champion. Introducing first...
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P
"P.I.M.P." by 50 Cent hits the PA and M.C. Deffstar comes out with
B.B. to a pretty good ovation. Deffstar has the VCW TV title on his
waist, and the OWA National Title on his shoulder.
Charles: hailing from New York City, The VCW World Television
champion, and the OWA National Champion, M.C. DEFFSTAR
Adam: Just 24 hours ago, M.C. Deffstar became a champion in two
organizations.
Then "Presidential Polonaise" blast on the PA, and Corporate America
comes out with the VCW North American Tag-Titles on their
shoulders.
They get a pretty good ovation also.
Charles: And hailing from Dallas, Texas representing The Crawford
Family, John Wilson and Allan Hughes, CORPORATE AMEEEERICA!!
"Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot hits and Blade and Grayson walk out
with those VCW World Tag Team titles. Blade has his on his
shoulder, and Grayson has his around his waist.
Charles: And finally hailing from Phoenix, Arizona. YOUR VCW TAG
TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD, BLADE ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND
GRAYSOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!
All 5 of the wrestler make their way to the ring and await the
arrival of their opponent. Then "Just don't give a fuck" hits
the
speakers and the fans become LIVID, as JFF walks out onto the
ramp. "DIE PIG, DIE, DIE PIG, DIE, DIE PIG, DIE..." JFF
flashes
the finger to a couple of fans as he makes his way down the aisle.
Charles: And from Pittsburgh, PA, the Co-Owner of the OWA,
JESUSFISHFOOD.
The boos rain down hard in the Harbor Station. JFF walks to ring
side and he has all sorts of trash being thrown in his direction.
Adam: And they really hate this guy here.
Bradley: Can you blame them, he sucks. The only reason he gets
cheers in the OWA is because he jumps on the backs of all the top
faces over there.
JFF sees that all 5 guys are waiting to pounce on him the moment he
gets into the ring. So he looks under the ring and we see chairs
flying out. He comes back out and he picks up the nearest chair to
him, and he slides into the ring and charges at Deffstar.
<< T >> Handicapped "Pin a Champion" match
<< N >> JFF
<< A >> vs. M.C. Deffstar, Corporate America, and Blade and Grayson
The bells sounds and Referee Byron Ackerley leaps out of the way of
the action.
Adam: AND THE FIGHT IS ON!!
Bradley: KILL HIM
JFF is trying to get some punches in on Deffstar, but Corporate
America pick him up and nail him with a double spine buster.
Slamming him hard to the mat.
Adam: DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER
John sets JFF up, and Blade hits him with a Pounce.
Adam: THE POOOOOOOOOOUNCE
Grayson grabs him and nails him with an Impaler onto the chair that
he brought into the ring.
Bradley: THE IMPALER
Deffstar picks him up and slams him onto the chair with the Deffstar
driver.
Adam: THE DEFFSTAR DRIVER!
John and Allan pick JFF up. John picks JFF up and launches him into
Allan who then nails "The Take-over" on JFF.
Adam/Bradley: THE TAKE-OVER
Blade and Grayson have exited the ring and have gotten more chairs.
When they return to the ring, they pass chairs to John, Allan, and
Deffstar, and all five men proceed to smack JJF around with chair
shot after chair shot. JFF gets up and he is nailed with one chair
shot after another. Blade and Grayson nail him with a very LOUD,
very VICIOUS Con-CHAIR-to.
Adam: OHMIGOD A CON-CHAIR-TO
JFF falls to the ground visibly out. As he is down, all five men
continue to decimate him with chair shots. Then the lights go out...
Adam: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Bradley: I hope Nemesis isn't coming back...
A lot of red, white, and blue pyro goes off as we hear…
"Heads up! Heads up!
Here's another one!
And a - and another one
OOHHHHHHHH!!!
Yeek yeek woop woop!! why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)
Yeek yeek woop woop!! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move I'll take ya down
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)"
The fans all RISE TO THEIR FUCKING FEET as "The Main Event" Jason
Snow comes out to the loudest ovation of the night. "JASON, JASON,
JASON, JASON, JASON..."
Bradley: DAMN, IT'S LOUD IN HERE!
Adam: THAT'S THAT OUTLAW LOVE...
Jason walks down to the ring, and grabs a chair.
Adam: Looks like "The Main Event" is coming to get him some of JFF.
Jason climbs into the ring, and Deffstar, Blade, Grayson, John, and
Allan all clear the way for him. Jason looks down on JFF, and
raises his chair in the air and CRACK...
He nails...
Deffstar, then he smashes Blade and Grayson. John and Allan try to
run but they are smashed up also.
Adam: What the hell is he doing?
Bradley: You got me there Cayle.
JFF has gotten back to a vertical base. He looks at all of the
bodies all laid out, then he see Jason with the chair. JFF extends
his hand, the fans don't want Jason to shake his hand, the fans want
him to kill JFF. "BEAT HIS ASS, BEAT HIS ASS, BEAT HIS ASS..."
the
fans chant.
Adam: COME ON JASE
Bradley: BEAT HIS ASS!
Jason looks around, then he finally shakes JFF's hand. JFF tries to
embrace Jason for a hug, but Jason kicks him dead in the nuts, then
smashes him in the face with the chair, knocking him out
completely. The fans ERUPT IN CHEERS when they see this.
Adam: HELL YEAH!
Bradley: YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!
Jason then drags JFF's limp body across the mat, then he places
JFF's arm on Deffstar's body and Byron makes the count. ONE...
TWO... THREE...
Charles: YOUR WINNER... AND NEW VCW TELEVISION CHAMPION,
JESUSFIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHHHHHHFOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD.
Adam: What was that all about?
Bradley: I don't know, Jason Snow just helped JFF win the Television
title after whipping his ass.
Adam: Do you think all is forgiven between those two?
Bradley: HELL NO, I don't think so. I just wish I knew where Jason
was going with this. An OWA guy now has one of our belts, and it's
disgusting.
JFF gets up and grabs the title, and then he stumbles around the
ring for a bit. He looks at Jason, who is now outside of the ring.
JFF gives Jason the thumbs up. Jason replies back with two middle
fingers, then we see Jason mouth "Next week." Jason then turns
around and heads up the ramp way.
Bradley: Next week? What does he mean by "next week?"
Adam: Now you got me there. But listen to this crowd response.
Bradley: You would think that the President has just come out.
Adam: My sentiments exactly.
Backstage we see the camera focus on Victoria Cadwell, all the guys
in the audience completely lose it by now. The camera focuses over
and we see she is about to interview VCW World Champion Peter Vance,
once seeing Peter, these great Canadian fans go FUCKING CRAZY for
this guy.
Victoria: Hey Peter, I know that you have a World Title defense
coming up shortly. But you may be looking past this match and on to
next week as you will be facing "The Main Event" Jason Snow one-on-
one for the VCW World title…
The moment she says his name the place ERUPTS. "JASON, JASON,
JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…"
Peter: They sure do love those Outlaws here. But they also LOVE
PETER VANCE IN…
The fans respond back with "ST. JOHN," then they let out huge cheers.
Peter: You see Vicky, I look forward to meeting the Main Event next
week. I think that it will be a great match, a great match that I
plan on winning. And I for one…
Then we see Fredrick Ainsworth walk into the picture.
Fredrick: You are so very lucky that you aren't defending against me
next week. Because I'd kick your ass, and take your title. And you
know why? Because I'm better than you Jerkass, and I know it.
Peter: You think so.
Fredrick: I know so.
Peter and Fredrick walk up to each other and have a stare down.
Adam: Aww Boy, would I love to see those two get it on in the
squared circle.
Bradley: I think these fans would love to see it also.
Adam: But Fans stay with us, we have to take a commercial break,
then we'll be back with the Main Event. VCW World title on the line
as VCW World Champion Peter Vance takes on Challenger the 7'3" 480
pound J.M. Baddwin
$$Commercial Break$$
*Promo* * We see a battlefield, but it is totally empty. There are
bodies strung slightly over the ground. And we sweep across the
plains, and an old man's voice speaks:
"There always comes a time where we must fight.
There also always comes a time where we settle the score.
And then...there are the times where we must forget all regrets.
Forget all that has happened. And just remember.. how to fight.
And this moment will occur at the right time.
A time that is generously called...
The War... of Ages."
The scene then fades to an explosion in the background... and it
fades to the War of Ages logo, and a booming voice echoes the caption
below the logo...
[Photos section -> Logos -> War Of Ages (PPV)]
*OWA War of Ages - LIVE, From Monster Park, San Francisco,
California - - Monday APRIL 4TH EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! - ***
Adam: Welcome back ladies and gentleman, thank you for
joining us as we get set for out next match.
Bradley: This one for the VCW title. I can't wait!
Charles: Our next contest is for the VCW WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!....Introducing
first....from New York City, weighing in at
480lbs.....JM BAAAAADDWIIIIN!!!
"Bloodline" by Slayer plays throughout the arena as
the huge beast of a man makes his way to the ring. He
is greeted with boos and negativity from the crowd.
Charles: And his opponent......from Toronto, Ontario
Canada.....weighing in at 247lbs....he is the VCW
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.....PETER VAAAAANCE!!!!!
"Big Bang Baby" by The Stone Temple Pilots hits and
again the Canadian fans are on their feet. Cheers and
stomping ensues as it did earlier for Jesse Vance. The
crowd is electric and shows their love for their
Canadian hero.
Peter makes his way to the ring with the world title
around his waist, he greets the fans and receives a
huge ovation.
Bryan Ackerley oversees the match, he collects the
title from Vance and holds it high to the crowd, the
bell is called for.
<< T >> VCW World Heavyweight Championship
<< N >> Peter Vance
<< A >> Vs. J.M. Baddwin
Peter sizes up his large opponent and circles him.
Baddwin just smirks cockily and calls out the champ.
Baddwin: Bring it on boy!!
Peter locks up with him and is shoved off. He looks up
at Baddwin who mocks some more.
Baddwin: Is that all you got for me?
Peter once again goes for Baddwin but this time
sliding under him and pulling his feet, dropping the
big man on his face. Being a ring veteran he stays
right on him, not letting the larger man back up.
He grabs his leg and steps him into a step over
leglock.
Baddwin almost immediately uses the power of his
weight to push out of this.
Adam: A cautious start by the champion, he has a tall
task ahead of him.
Bradley: Are you kidding me? If he lasts even five
minutes with Baddwin I'll be surprised!
Baddwin makes it back to his feet only to be caught
with a bulldog from Peter who continues the offensive.
Once again Peter goes back for the legs. He applies a
side leg lock which isn't so easy for Baddwin to power
out of. Peter holds him for a few moments before
releasing. He continues on the left leg and plants a
few well placed boots to the back of the knee.
The crowd is completely behind the Toronto native and
lets it be known as they come alive with cheers.
Baddwin again gets back to a vertical base and Peter
is there to meet him. But on this exchange, Baddwin's
size came into play as he lifted Peter and plated him
with a power slam, crashing all of his weight down on
him. He holds for the cover.
Ackerley for the count, but Vance with a shoulder up
after two. Baddwin gets back to his feet and backs into
the ropes, he leaps up and attempts a big splash on
Peter, who rolls out of the way just in time. Baddwin
crashes into the mat, connecting with nothing more
than canvas.
Peter regains himself and gets back to his feet.
Adam: Well Bradley, so far our champion is holding his
own.
Bradley: I'm telling you, it won't last long!!! Trust
me for once will ya?!
As Baddwin starts back up, Peter flies at him with a
running lariat, but is caught mid-air and hauled up in
the air for a SICKENING t-bone suplex!
Vance is rattled a bit and Baddwin again controls the
match. He lifts Peter back to his feet and rails him
with a body press slam. Again a cover is made, but he
gets only a two count.
Frustrated he covers again and this time gets only a
one count.
Baddwin stands and then drops a huge leg across
Peter's chest, leaving it draped over as another count
is made.....1......2......Peter gets a shoulder up
just before three.
Bradley: It shoulda been over....slow count ref!!!
Come on!!!
Adam: The call was made accurately, Peter Vance is
still in this match!
Baddwin is back up, and Peter is just starting to
stir, he gets charged full force by Baddwin with a
shoulder block, sending him down hard.
Baddwin lifts him back up and hoists him up for a
Giant Execution, but Peter wiggles out over his
shoulder and while still holding on, PLANTS him with a
reverse DDT. This buys Peter some time.
Ackerley starts a 10 count and the two are out of
it.....neither starts to stir until he gets to
five.......Peter is back on his feet on eight and the
count is broken. As Baddwin sits up he is reeled with
a running flip over Snap mare which flings him back and
into a prone position.
Bradley: GET UP!!! BADDWIN GET UP!!
Adam: This may be the beginning of the end for JM
Baddwin!
Peter climbs to the second rope of the turnbuckle and
drops an elbow right into the heart of Baddwin, he
goes for a cover 1....2......but Baddwin powers out of
it, shoving Peter off.
The crowd lets out a huge AWWWWW!!!
Peter shows much tenacity as he goes right back on
Baddwin, he locks his arms around Baddwins legs and
fights to turn him over into a Texas Cloverleaf, but
Baddwin is too strong and refuses to be turned. He
kicks Peter off after a bit of a struggle.
Bradley: Come on Baddwin!!! Get him!!!
Adam: A couple of near falls in this match, the
intensity heats up.....we'll be back!!!
$$Commercial break$$
We see Albert Ross in the middle of a VCW ring, the picture is in
Black and White.
Albert: DOMINATION, this is what VCW brings to the table. The OWA
are merely foolish mortals on a collision course with a GIANT. You
want a WAR? You want a WAR FOR THE AGES? Meet us, and bring your
best 16 Superstars and we will annihilate your collective asses in
the middle of your OWN ring. The clock is ticking little boys and
girls, and I think it's about high time that we (along with Drowning
Pools "Bodies") LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
*OWA War of Ages - LIVE, From Monster Park, San Francisco,
California - - Monday APRIL 4TH EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! - ***
Adam: We're back live, and the tide of this match has
shifted during the break. And we've lost our table!!!
Bradley: Oh yeah....Baddwin really taking it to
Vance....lets see it again!
*during the break*
We see Baddwin on the outside apron, and he receives a
huge dropkick from Peter, which sends him crashing to
the outside floor. Peter then dives over the ropes,
but Baddwin moves out of the way in time and Peter is
sent crashing into the floor.
Scene jumps to show Baddwin and Peter exchanging blows
on top of the announcers table, with Baddwin catching
Vance with a knee and then Power bombing him straight
though the announce table!!
*back to live action*
Adam: Peter Vance was broken in half right here in
front of us!!
Bradley: I love it, I just know we will have a new
champion tonight!!!
Ackerley is already in the process of his 10 count as
both men are still outside the ring. Peter is still
down, trying to Make it to his feet. Baddwin rolls
into the ring to stop the count as it reaches 7 and
then heads back outside to continue his assault. He
drags the dead weight of Peter away from the shattered
announce booth and lifts him to his feet. He attempts
an Irish whip but is reversed as Baddwin heads hard
into the ring post.
Peter now rolls into the ring to recoup while Baddwin
is subject to a 10 count.
Ackerley: 1.......
2.........
3..........
4..........
5...........
6............
Baddwin is pulling himself up by the apron, his head
busted wide open after connecting with the ring post.
7..........
8.........
9.............
Baddwin rolls himself back into the ring just in time,
before being counted out. Peter has regained his
composure by now.
Peter rolls right onto the cover as Ackerley is in
position...1......2.....Baddwin gets a shoulder up.
Peter heads again to the top rope and waits.
Adam: So many near falls in this match.....these guys
will do whatever it takes here in VCW!!
Bradley: Ooh, I thought Baddwin had this match, but
now it's looking bad for him!!!
Baddwin makes it to his feet, staggering a bit as
Peter takes to the air with a flying cross-body. He
sends Baddwin crashing to the canvas with him landing
on top, in pinning position, but the momentum of the
impact sends Peter turning with Baddwin being the one
with a pinning opportunity.
Ackerley once again....1.....2......and Vance with a
shoulder up.
Baddwin is getting extremely frustrated and hauls
Vance to his feet, he then lifts him again for a Giant
Execution attempt, but this one is also countered.
this time into a roll up. Once more for a cover, but
only a one count as Baddwin kicks out furiously.
Both men quickly get to their feet with Baddwin
charging Vance, he sends a huge boot his way but Peter
catches it, and uses his own foot to trip Baddwin
back, he again locks his arms for the Texas
Cloverleaf.....and Baddwin fights it.
The Crowd begins to go APESHIT, chanting and cheering
Peter on to turn him over.
Adam: Can he do it? Can he turn the big man over?
Bradley: No!!! No way!!! Fight it Baddwin!!
After a long struggle, Peter finally turns Baddwin
onto his stomach and locks in the hold. And Baddwin
with nowhere to go, the ropes seem like miles away
from him as they are dead in the center of the ring.
Bradley: NOOOO!!!
Adam: Yes! He got it locked in!!
Amazingly Baddwin fights the pain for a surprisingly
long time, almost a minute and a half goes by with him
locked in the hold.
Finally he can take no more and his hand slaps the
canvas. Ackerley calls for the bell and the hold is
broken.
Charles: Here is your winner...and STILL VCW
CHAMPION.....PEEEETER VAAAAANCE!!!
The sounds and cheers of the crowd are deafening.
Everyone is on their feet as Peter makes a successful
title defense.
Adam: What a classic match!!
Bradley: Baddwin blew it!!!!
Adam: Well that's it, thank you for joining us once more on
Anarchy. We will see you next week, when The American Outlaws come
to town.
Bradley: Peace Out...
We close out with a zoom in of Peter holding up his title as the
fans go absolutely NUTS over him.
Results:
Jesse Vance-Young becomes the first ever VCW Woman's Champion
Star defeats Roxanne, the pretty boys, and Joss Katz, in the first ever "Pulp" Match.
Nemesis defeats Dr. Spine Jerk in 3 minutes.
S & M defeat Joss Katz and mystery partner "Sexy" Sarah Twilight when all 3 girls decide to jump Joss.
OWA Co-Owner JesusFishFood wins the VCW Television title after a lot of help from "The Main Event" Jason Snow.
VCW World Heavyweight Champion Peter Vance retains the title after making J.M.
Baddwin tap out