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Creative Suicide
The goal of this death is not only to kill yourself, but to emotionally scar as many passers-by as possible. Materials Needed: One (1) Building. Approx. 10 stories/100 feet above a busy sidewalk. 80ft. of very fine piano wire. 90 ft. of very strong rope. Epoxy/superglue/something of that nature. PROCEDURE: 1 - Ascend to roof of building. 2 - Secure piano wire and rope to solid object near the edge. 3 - SECURELY tie rope around your feet. 4 - Loop piano wire snugly around your neck. 5 - Epoxy/Superglue your hands to your head. 6 - Allow glue to set. 7 - Jump off the roof. You will have a good 80 feet of freefall to accelerate. At 20 feet below the ground your head will come off quite cleanly via the piano wire. You will come to a rest above the ground, head hanging neatly in your hands, directly in the line of sight of passers-by. Plus, you should get a good blood spray over a wide range. While it may seem a little complicated, what better way to take revenge on the world that drove you to suicide than to scar a large number of people for life?
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