How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."

How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Georgia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole dang trailer park.

What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
Somebody's fixin to lose a trailer.

Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.

Q: How long do rednecks cook their meat?
A: Until the skid marks no longer show.

Did you hear about the wealthy redneck who died and left all his money and the estate to his widowed wife?
She can't spend it until she turns fourteen.

Q: How can you tell who's the redneck at Seaworld?
A: He's the one carrying the fishing pole.

Q: What do you call the sweat produced from two rednecks having sex?
A: Relative Humidity!

What does the redneck family do on Halloween?
Pump kin