Instruction Labels
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down.
(Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for an iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
On an airline packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping
