| 2003 NUTS & BOLTS DRAFT | ||||||
| Team | Pick | Pos | Player | Owner | Salary | |
| Putters | 1.01 | RBI | LaDainian Tomlinson | SD/6 | 1.99 | |
| Wardogs | 1.02 | RB4 | Ricky Williams | Mia/4 | 2.70 | |
| Doug | 1.03 | RB5 | Clinton Portis | Den/lO | 2.30 | |
| Devils | 1.04 | RB3 | Marshall Faulk | StL/5 | 1.88 | |
| Hammer | 1.05 | RB7 | Deuce McAllister | NOIlO | 2.00 | |
| Camels | 1.06 | RB13 | Ahman Green | GB/8 | 1.86 | |
| Fuskers | 1.07 | RB2 | Priest Holmes | KC/9 | 3.50 | |
| Brent | 1.08 | RB9 | Shaun Alexander | Sea/4 | 3.00 | |
| Donkeys | 1.09 | WR1 | Marvin Harrison | Ind/7 | 3.00 | |
| Travis | 1.10 | RB6 | Edgerrin James | Ind/7 | 1.32 | |
| Bills | 1.11 | RB8 | Travis Henry | Buf/9 | 1.98 | |
| Tridle | 1.12 | RB19 | Eddie George | Ten/9 | 1.96 | |
| Tridle | 2.01 | WR3 | Terrell Owens | SF/lO | 3.50 | |
| Bills | 2.02 | WR2 | Randy Moss | Min/6 | 1.80 | |
| Travis | 2.03 | RB18 | Stephen Davis | Car/3 | 1.68 | |
| Donkeys | 2.04 | WR4 | Eric Moulds | Buf/9 | 2.75 | |
| Brent | 2.05 | RB14 | Jamal Lewis | Bal/5 | 1.62 | |
| Fuskers | 2.06 | RB10 | Fred Taylor | Jac!7 | 1.74 | |
| Camels | 2.07 | RB15 | Corey Dillon | Cin/6 | 1.60 | |
| Hammer | 2.08 | RB12 | Tiki Barber | NYG/4 | 1.94 | |
| Devils | 2.09 | RB11 | Charlie Garner | Oak/8 | 1.92 | |
| Doug | 2.10 | RB17 | William Green | Cle/9 | 1.48 | |
| Wardogs | 2.11 | RB21 | Amos Zereoue | Pitl7 | 1.38 | |
| Putters | 2.12 | QB1 | Daunte Culpepper | Min/6 | 3.80 | |
| Devils | 3.01 | WR9 | Plaxico Burress | Pitl7 | 1.75 | |
| Bills | 3.02 | QB3 | Donovan McNabb | Phi/3 | 3.40 | |
| Tridle | 3.03 | RB25 | Duce Staley | Phi/3 | 1.72 | |
| Hammer | 3.04 | QB4 | Peyton Manning | Ind/7 | 3.95 | |
| Wardogs | 3.05 | QB18 | Drew Bledsoe | Buf/9 | 3.65 | |
| Camels | 3.06 | WR10 | Hines Ward | Pit/7 | 3.00 | |
| Bills | 3.07 | RB16 | Curtis Martin | NY J/5 | 1.58 | |
| Fuskers | 3.08 | WR7 | Torry Holt | StL/5 | 0.70 | |
| Travis | 3.09 | WR5 | Joe Horn | NO/lO | 1.70 | |
| Donkeys | 3.10 | WR6 | David Boston | SD/6 | 0.48 | |
| Putters | 3.11 | WR23 | Peerless Price | Atl/8 | 2.50 | |
| Doug | 3.12 | WR11 | Koren Robinson | Sea/4 | 0.90 | |
| Doug | 4.01 | QB13 | Matt Hasselbeck | Sea/4 | 2.85 | |
| Putters | 4.02 | RB23 | Trung Canidate | Was/8 | 0.48 | |
| Donkeys | 4.03 | RB27 | Troy Hambrick | Dal/3 | 1.00 | |
| Travis | 4.04 | WR8 | Laveranues Coles | Was/8 | 0.92 | |
| Fuskers | 4.05 | WR24 | Rod Smith | Den/lO | 0.82 | |
| Brent | 4.06 | WR15 | Amani Toomer | NYG/4 | 2.30 | |
| Camels | 4.07 | WR43 | Charles Rogers. R | Det/6 | 0.50 | |
| Wardogs | 4.08 | WR57 | Antwaan Randle EI | Pit/? | 0.52 | |
| Hammer | 4.09 | WR21 | Donald Driver | GB/8 | 2.35 | |
| Tridle | 4.10 | WR22 | Jerry Rice | Oak/8 | 1.65 | |
| Brent | 4.11 | QB9 | Kurt Warner | StL/5 | 1.80 | |
| Devils | 4.12 | WR14 | Chad Johnson | Cin/6 | 0.87 | |
| Camels | 5.01 | QB16 | Jake Plummer | DenllO | 3.30 | |
| Fuskers | 5.02 | WR16 | Derrick Mason | Ten/9 | 0.80 | |
| Wardogs | 5.03 | WR95 | Terry Glenn | Dal/3 | 0.53 | |
| Doug | 5.04 | WR12 | Keyshawn Johnson | TB/4 | 0.85 | |
| Devils | 5.05 | WR19 | Marty Booker | Chi/3 | 1.35 | |
| Tridle | 5.06 | TE41 | Tony Gonzalez | KC/9 | 1.50 | |
| Donkeys | 5.07 | WR27 | Quincy Morgan | Cle/9 | 1.50 | |
| Bills | 5.08 | TE39 | Jeremy Shockey | NYG/4 | 0.60 | |
| Travis | 5.09 | QB6 | Jeff Garcia | SF/lO | 3.50 | |
| Hammer | 5.10 | WR17 | Troy Brown | NEIlO | 0.59 | |
| Brent | 5.11 | WR32 | Darrell Jackson | Sea/4 | 0.69 | |
| Putters | 5.12 | WR25 | Isaac Bruce | StL/5 | 1.60 | |
| Putters | 6.01 | TE42 | Todd Heap | Bal/5 | 0.95 | |
| Brent | 6.02 | WR48 | Tim Brown | Oak/8 | 0.53 | |
| Hammer | 6.03 | WR28 | Donte'Stallworth | NOIlO | 1.90 | |
| Travis | 6.04 | WR18 | Curtis Conway | NY J/5 | 1.45 | |
| Bills | 6.05 | DEF1 | Tampa Bay | TB/4 | 0.00 | |
| Donkeys | 6.06 | DEF3 | Philadelphia | Phi/3 | 0.00 | |
| Tridle | 6.07 | DEF6 | Oakland | Oak/8 | 0.00 | |
| Devils | 6.08 | QB7 | Aaron Brooks | NO/lO | 3.85 | |
| Doug | 6.09 | RB20 | James Stewart | Detl6 | 1.50 | |
| Wardogs | 6.10 | WR52 | Keenan McCardell | TB/4 | 1.00 | |
| Fuskers | 6.11 | RB28 | Anthony Thomas | Chi/3 | 1.46 | |
| Camels | 6.12 | WR31 | Chris Chambers | Mia/4 | 0.58 | |
| Fuskers | 7.01 | WR35 | Muhsin Muhamma | Car/3 | 0.58 | |
| Travis | 7.02 | WR38 | Josh Reed | Buf /9 | 0.52 | |
| Wardogs | 7.03 | DEF2 | Miami | Mia/4 | 0.00 | |
| Hammer | 7.04 | WR40 | Tai Streets | SFIlO | 0.75 | |
| Devils | 7.05 | RB22 | Warrick Dunn | Atl/8 | 1.84 | |
| Bills | 7.06 | WR20 | Rod Gardner | Was/8 | 2.00 | |
| Tridle | 7.07 | WR50 | Santana Moss | NY J/5 | 0.61 | |
| Camels | 7.08 | DEF24 | Buffalo | Buf/9 | 0.00 | |
| Putters | 7.09 | RB31 | Antowain Smith | NE/10 | 1.70 | |
| Donkeys | 7.10 | RB24 | Stacey Mack | Hou/5 | 1.76 | |
| Doug | 7.11 | WR45 | Reggie Wayne | Ind/7 | 0.67 | |
| Brent | 7.12 | RB33 | Onterrio Smith - R | Min/6 | 0.70 | |
| Brent | 8.01 | WR47 | Joey Galloway | Dal/3 | 1.25 | |
| Doug | 8.02 | WR34 | Ashley lelie | Den/lO | 0.52 | |
| Donkeys | 8.03 | PK2 | David Akers | Phi/3 | 1.50 | |
| Putters | 8.04 | DEF10 | New England | NEIlO | 0.00 | |
| Camels | 8.05 | WR33 | Jerry Porter | Oak/8 | 2.35 | |
| Tridle | 8.06 | PK5 | Jeff Wilkins | StL/5 | 0.40 | |
| Bills | 8.07 | RB26 | Kevan Barlow | SF/10 | 1.42 | |
| Devils | 8.08 | WR36 | Ike Hilliard | NYG/4 | 0.51 | |
| Hammer | 8.09 | PK9 | Mike Vanderjagt | Ind/7 | 0.55 | |
| Wardogs | 8.10 | WR67 | Peter Warrick | Cin/6 | 0.97 | |
| Travis | 8.11 | DEF4 | Carolina | Car/3 | 0.00 | |
| Fuskers | 8.12 | WR30 | Travis Taylor | Bal/5 | 1.30 | |
| Brent | 9.01 | PK7 | Adam Vinatieri | N E/ 1 0 | 0.90 | |
| Donkeys | 9.02 | QB35 | Kelly Holcomb | Cle/9 | 2.30 | |
| Bills | 9.03 | PK12 | Olindo Mare | Mia/4 | 0.75 | |
| Travis | 9.04 | PK20 | Jeff Reed | Pit/7 | 0.30 | |
| Doug | 9.05 | DEF7 | Baltimore | Bal/5 | 0.00 | |
| Putters | 9.06 | RB37 | Correll Buckhalter | Phi/3 | 0.70 | |
| Fuskers | 9.07 | DEF5 | Pittsburgh | Pitl7 | 0.00 | |
| Camels | 9.08 | PK24 | Jason Hanson | Det/6 | 0.50 | |
| Tridle | 9.09 | QB2 | Rich Gannon | Oak/8 | 4.00 | |
| Devils | 9.10 | WR46 | Steve Smith | Car/3 | 0.58 | |
| Wardogs | 9.11 | PK26 | Paul Edinger | Chi/3 | 0.40 | |
| Hammer | 9.12 | WR87 | Javon Walker | GB/8 | 0.46 | |
| Hammer | 10.01 | DEF16 | NY Giants | NYG/4 | 0.00 | |
| Wardogs | 10.02 | TE62 | Shannon Sharpe | Den/10 | 0.77 | |
| Devils | 10.03 | RB76 | LaBrandon Toefielc | Jac/7 | 0.70 | |
| Tridle | 10.04 | DEF12 | New Orleans | NO/lO | 0.00 | |
| Camels | 10.05 | DEF17 | Dallas | Dal/3 | 0.00 | |
| Fuskers | 10.06 | PK15 | Josh Brown - R | Sea/4 | 0.40 | |
| Putters | 10.07 | WR72 | Ed McCaffrey | DenllO | 0.53 | |
| Doug | 10.08 | DEF9 | Tennessee | Ten/9 | 0.00 | |
| Travis | 10.09 | RB29 | Mike Alstott | TB/4 | 1.54 | |
| Bills | 10.10 | WR64 | Kevin Johnson | Cle/9 | 0.66 | |
| Donkeys | 10.11 | WR53 | Andre Johnson. R | Hou/5 | 0.50 | |
| Brent | 10.12 | DEF21 | Denver | Den/lO | 0.00 | |
| Doug | 11.01 | WR56 | Robert Ferguson | GB/8 | 0.56 | |
| Putters | 11.02 | PK23 | Matt Stover | Bal/5 | 0.45 | |
| Fuskers | 11.03 | WR60 | Eddie Kennison | KC/9 | 0.53 | |
| Devils | 11.04 | DEF8 | Atlanta | Atl/8 | 0.00 | |
| Tridle | 11.05 | TE41 | tony stuart | Cin/6 | 0.15 | |
| Hammer | 11.06 | DEF19 | St. Louis | StL/5 | 0.00 | |
| Bills | 11.07 | DEF11 | Green Bay | GB/8 | 0.00 | |
| Wardogs | 11.08 | RB32 | Garrison Hearst | SF/lO | 1.82 | |
| Travis | 11.09 | RB30 | Emmitt Smith | Ari/7 | 1.44 | |
| Brent | 11.10 | WR55 | DWayne Bates | Min/6 | 0.65 | |
| Donkeys | 11.11 | WR71 | Bryant Johnson. R | Ari/7 | 0.50 | |
| Camels | 11.12 | RB36 | Kevin Faulk | NEIlO | 1.40 | |
| Camels | 12.01 | PK32 | Bill Gramatica | Arill | 0.30 | |
| Donkeys | 12.02 | DEF28 | Detroit | Det/6 | 0.00 | |
| Brent | 12.03 | DEF14 | Washington | Was/8 | 0.00 | |
| Travis | 12.04 | WR26 | Todd Pinkston | Phi/3 | 1.40 | |
| Wardogs | 12.05 | DEF18 | Chicago | Chi/3 | 0.00 | |
| Bills | 12.06 | WR64 | antonio freeman | Arill | 0.63 | |
| Hammer | 12.07 | PK8 | Jeff Chandler | SFIlO | 0.30 | |
| Tridle | 12.08 | TE41 | lamonte hall | NO/lO | 0.15 | |
| Devils | 12.09 | PK19 | John Hall | Was/8 | 0.60 | |
| Fuskers | 12.10 | PK25 | Phil Dawson | Cle/9 | 0.45 | |
| Putters | 12.11 | WR51 | Antonio Bryant | Dal/3 | 1.15 | |
| Doug | 12.12 | PK11 | John Carney | NO/lO | 1.25 | |
| Doug | 13.01 | WR86 | Dez White | Chi/3 | 0.64 | |
| Devils | 13.02 | WR46 | chris luzar | Jac/7 | 0.15 | |
| Bills | 13.03 | WR148 | Kelley Washington | Cin/6 | 0.50 | |
| Putters | 13.04 | TE42 | matt murphy | Detl6 | 0.15 | |
| Tridle | 13.05 | TE41 | mike bartum | Phi/3 | 0.15 | |
| Brent | 13.06 | WR49 | David Patten | N E/ 1 0 | 0.77 | |
| Hammer | 13.07 | WR93 | Jerome Pathon | NOIlO | 0.62 | |
| Travis | 13.08 | DEF13 | San Diego | SD/6 | 0.00 | |
| Wardogs | 13.09 | TE164 | Christian Fauria | NEl10 | 1.00 | |
| Camels | 13.10 | WR91 | chris baker | NY J/5 | 0.15 | |
| Fuskers | 13.11 | DEF22 | Indianapolis | Ind!7 | 0.00 | |
| Donkeys | 13.12 | WR80 | leonard stephons | Was/8 | 0.15 | |
| Donkeys | 14.01 | WR80 | Justin McCareins | Ten/9 | 0.50 | |
| Fuskers | 14.02 | QB8 | Brett Favre | GB/8 | 3.70 | |
| Camels | 14.03 | WR91 | JJ Stokes | Jacll | 0.46 | |
| Wardogs | 14.04 | RB53 | Tyrone Wheatley | Oak/8 | 1.18 | |
| Travis | 14.05 | RB30 | travis jervey | Atl/8 | 0.20 | |
| Hammer | 14.06 | WR93 | justin peelle | SD/6 | 0.15 | |
| Brent | 14.07 | PK17 | Mike Hollis | NYG/4 | 0.80 | |
| Tridle | 14.08 | RB25 | he hate me | Car/3 | 0.20 | |
| Putters | 14.09 | DEF29 | Kansas City | KC/9 | 0.00 | |
| Bills | 14.10 | PK27 | John Kasay | Car/3 | 0.30 | |
| Devils | 14.11 | DEF15 | NY Jets | NY J/5 | 0.00 | |
| Doug | 14.12 | QB19 | Patrick Ramsey | Was/8 | 2.45 | |
| Ten/9 | Make up | WR | Drew Bennett | Travis | 0.64 | |
| Chi/5 | Make up | WR | David Terrell | Kyle | 0.47 | |
| Cin/10 | 15.03 | RB63 | Chris Perry | Adam | 0.20 | |
| Car/7 | 15.04 | RB67 | Stephen Davis | Doug | 0.52 | |
| Buf/9 | 15.05 | PK19 | Ryan Lindell | Trent | 0.85 | |
| Dal/9 | 15.06 | DEF16 | Dallas | Tillman | 0.00 | |
| Den/9 | 15.07 | DEF23 | Denver | Kevin | 0.00 | |
| Dal/9 | 15.08 | QB66 | Drew Henson | Mike | 0.00 | |
| TB/7 | 15.09 | WR52 | Joey Galloway | Brent | 0.75 | |
| Jac/7 | 15.10 | DEF15 | Jacksonville | Kyle | 0.00 | |
| NO/10 | 15.11 | TE158 | Boo Williams | Henner | 0.47 | |
| Atl/8 | 15.12 | PK24 | Todd Peterson | Matt | 0.30 | |