Junior Financial Analysts and Writers (3)

Become an employee of HyperPumper Capital Management, and you will make your first million within 3 years. OK? Let HyperPumper repeat that. You will make your first million dollars within 3 years of your first day of employment at HCM. There is no question as to whether or not you will become a millionaire working here. The only question is how many times over.

Think HyperPumper is joking? HyperPumper is not joking. HyperPumper is a multmillionaire. Guess how old HyperPumper is? 21. ...

Now, if you have read this far, you are money hungry. That's good. Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any. They say money can't buy happiness, look at the fucking smile on HyperPumper's face. Ear to ear, baby!

You want details. Fine. HyperPumper drives a Ferrari. 355 Caviola. What's up? HyperPumper has a ridiculous house. HyperPumper has every toy you can possibly imagine, and some in the closet you cannot. And best of all kids: HyperPumper is liquid.

To apply, pick one of HyperPumper's articles here and create a one page entertaining twist on it. Email what you write to [email protected]

That's it, kids.