menu nicklist {
  Chanserv
  .Shot:/me 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: $$1 needs a bullet between the eyes!
  .Cruisin For a Bruisin:/me 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: $$1 is cruisin' for a bruisin'!
  .Disease:/me 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: $$1 has a very nasty sexually transmitted disease!
  .Impotent:/me 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: $$1 is IMPOTENT and desparate for some Viagra!
  .Is a lamer:/me 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: $$1 is the worlds biggest lamer!
  .Cutie:/me 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: $$1 is a wee cutie!
  .Annoying:/me 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: the award for the biggest annoyance of the decade goes to.... $$1 !!!!
  .Sweetie:/me 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: $$1 is such a wee sweetie!
  .In Love:/me 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: $me is in love with $$1 $+ !
  .Numb Nuts:/me 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: $$1 should be named Numb Nuts!
  .Lamest Nick:/me 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: $$1 just won the Lamest Nick Of The Year!
  .Smack Head:/me 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: everybody please smack $$1 in the head, for being such a lamer.
  .Sets Mode:/me 3***ChanServ sets mode:  $$?="Mode"
  .Nick Change:/me 3*** $$1 is now known as $$?="New Nick"
  Laughs
  .LOL:/me 2,05 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 9,1 Laughs Out Loud @4,1 $$1 0,15 <14> 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 
  .LMAO:/me 2,05 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 9,1 Laughs My @$$ Off @4,1 $$1 0,15 <14> 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 
  .ROFL:/me 2,05 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 9,1 Rolls On The Floor Laughing @4,1 $$1 0,15 <14> 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 
  .GMAO:/me 2,05 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 9,1 Giggles My @$$ Off @4,1 $$1 0,15 <14> 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 
  .FOCL:/me 2,05 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 9,1 Falls Off My Chair Laughing @4 $$1 0,15 <14> 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 
  .Crack Me Up:/me 2,05 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 9,1 You crack me up4 $$1 0,15 <14> 0<14> 0<14> 0<14> 
  .Email LMBO:/me 12LaughsMyButtOff@ $+ $$1 $+ .com
  .Email LOL:/me 12LaughsOutLoud@ $+ $$1 $+ .com
  Warnings	
  .8 Ball:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12Warned for4 8 BALL 14   | .notice $$1 12 Please turn off your 8 BALL as it is against the rules of #
  .Advertising:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12 Warned for 4 ADVERTISING 14    | .notice $$1 13 $$1 12If you continue to 4 ADVERTISE 12 or 4 INVITE 12 on # , you will be kicked/banned. You have been warned!!!
  .Auto:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12 Warned for 4 Auto Script 14    | .notice $$1 12 Auto Greet/Warning/Remote Scripts are not allowed on # . Please either turn them off or leave. If you don't know how to turn them off, download a new script.
  .Be Nice:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12 Warned to 4 BE NICE 14    | .notice $$1 14  13 $$1 12 Please 4 BE NICE  to other chatters in4 # $1- 13 $$1 12,as your presence in # is a priveledge and you will be kicked/banned without further warning. 
  .Caps:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12 Warned for 4 CAPS LOCK. 14    | .notice $$1 13 $$1 12 Please turn off your 4 CAPS LOCK 12 as caps are considered yelling which is both rude and obnoxious. Also, it is against the rules of # !!!
  .Caps-English:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12 Warned for 4 ENGLISH 12 and 4 CAPS LOCK. 14    | .notice $$1 13 $$1 4 # 12 is an 4 ENGLISH 12 speaking channel. Please either show other chatters courtesy by speaking English on the main channel or find another appropriate channel for the language you wish to speak. Thankyou | .notice $$1 12 Please turn off your 4 CAPS LOCK 12 as caps are considered yelling which is both rude and obnoxious. Also, it is against the rules of # !!!
  .Clones:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 $$2 12Warned for 4 CLONES 14  | .notice $$1 4CLONES DETECTED: $$1 $$2 -7 # 10does not permit users to 7Clone. 10You have7 60 seconds10 to correct this before you are 7kicked/banned10 from7 # 6(13A6utomated 13W6arning - No reply neccessary) | .notice $$2 4CLONES DETECTED: $$1 $$2 -7 # 10does not permit users to 7Clone. 10You have7 60 seconds10 to correct this before you are 7kicked/banned10 from7 # 6(13A6utomated 13W6arning - No reply neccessary) 
  .Complaining:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12 Warned for 4 COMPLAINING 14    | .notice $$1 12 If you wish to moan or complain, $$1 $+ , find somewhere other than # to do it thankyou.
  .English:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12 Warned to use4 ENGLISH 14    | .notice $$1 13 $$1 4 # 12 is an 4 ENGLISH 12 speaking channel. Please either show other chatters courtesy by speaking English on the main channel or find another appropriate channel for the language you wish to speak. Thankyou
  .Games:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12Warned for4 GAMES 14   | .notice $$1 12 Please turn off your GAME as it is against the rules of #
  .Garbage:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12 Warned for 4TYPING CRAP 14    | .notice $$1 12 Was that last thing you typed a request for you to be kicked from # ? Or did I misread it?
  .Language:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12 Warned for 4 LANGUAGE 14    | .notice $$1 14  13 $$1 12 Please do not use4 LANGUAGE  like that on the channel 13 $$1 14    | .notice $$1 12 Please use a little common sense and maturity, but avoiding the use of 4 FOUL LANGUAGE 12 on # , unless you wish to be kicked/banned.
  .Ops Begging:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12Warned for 4 OPS BEGGING 14   | .notice $$1 12 Op status is earned, not begged for. If you continue to ask for Op status, you run the risk of being kicked/banned from 4 # 
  .Pick-up Joint:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 Warned for 4 PERSONALS COLUMN 14    | .notice $$1 12 Please do not use # as a 4 PERSONALS COLUMN 12 or a 4 PICKUP JOINT 12 unless you wish to be kicked or banned13 $$1 12! People come to this channel to chat with their friends, not to be hit on by lamers.
  .Repeating:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12 Warned for 4REPEATING14    | .notice $$1 4 $$1 12 please do not4 REPEAT 12yourself. If nobody responds, it is probably because they are not interested. YOU WILL NOT BE WARNED AGAIN
  .Trout:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12 Warned for 4 TROUT SLAPPING 14   | .notice $$1 12If you want to4 TROUT SLAP 12someone, why not slap me (that is, IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH for the challenge)
  .Voice Begging:/ echo -a 14  13 $$1 12Warned for 4VOICE BEGGING 14   | .notice $$1 12 Voices are earned over time, not begged for. It is up to each Op who they do and do not voice. If you continue to ask to be Voiced, you run the risk of being kicked/banned from 4 # 
  .Warnings:{
    / echo -a 14  13 $$1 12Told not to 4WARN ON THE CHANNEL 14   
    .notice $$1 12 If you wish to warn ppl for breaking the channel rules $$1 $+ , please familiarise yourself with them first. 
    .notice $$1 The4 # 12 rules require you to warn ppl in private or in notice so as not to flood the channel with warnings or needlessly embarass our chatters. 
    .notice $$1 14 2You can read the Funchat Ops Rules at 4http://www.zetanet.net/funchat 
  }
  Replies
  .Do Not Pvt:/me 3  2 Just because I speak to you on the channel 4 $$1 2 that is not an invitation to private message me 3  | /msg $$1 12 It is common courtesy to ask some that you dont know before private messaging them. Please do not do this again as it is both rude and annoying
  .Sex Channel:/me 3  12  4 $$1 12  3  | /msg $$1 12
  .On The Channel:/me 11,1 <<<<< 9 If you wish to talk to me 4 $$1 , 9 please do so on the channel 11 >>>>> 
  .ASL:/me 2no longer has an 4ASL $+ 2, because I missed a couple of payments and it was reposessed. However4 $$1 $+ 2, if you like to send me some money I may be able to pay the arrears and get it back.
  .Not With U:/me 11,1 <<<<< 9 Yes 4 $$1 , 9 I might consider that, 4but not with you 11 >>>>> 
  .Insight:/me 2 Why, thankyou4 $$1 2for that insightful and intellectual contribution to the conversation
  .Congrats:/me 2 Congratulations 4 $$1 2 we're all very happy for you, I'm sure.
  .Hi:/me 2 I feel the need to inform you 4 $$1 2 that, in the English language4 "hi"2 does not translate to4 "please private message me"
  .Left:/me 14  2I'm sorry4 $$1 2but they have all left. You missed them by about 2 minutes 14
  .New Line:/me thinks to himself 4"Daaaaaaaaaamn $$1 - you really have to get a new pickup line. That one is so tired"
  .Desparate:/me wonders... 0,12 $$1  are you referring to a particular one, or are you desparate enough to take any one you can get????????
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