OKnight { say welcome $$1 | say here is the reception for ya | me draws his sword 15@xxx][>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | me looks upon $$1 | me decides that $$1 l would make a worthy Op | me lightly touches his sword to $$1 $+ 's shoulders... | say Arise Sir $$1 !!! | mode # +o $$1 }
OVampire { me lies in his coffin as $$1 stands over him staring at his pale carcus. | .timer 1 3 me suddenly jumps out of his coffin with vapyric speed and plants his fangs into $$1's neck...you are now...one of us... | .timer 1 4 mode # +o $$1 }
strike3 { msg # We're here at the # dome where $me iz up to bat | .timer 1 5 msg # and the first pitch WHiFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF steeeerike one | .timer 1 9 msg # and The SeCoNd piTCh WHiFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF steeerike TwO | .timer 1 12 msg # And The Third Pitch...... | .timer 1 15 kick # $1 WHiFFFFFFFFFFFF }
headdeath { msg # Hey LooK It's $1 ... | me Remembers $1 ... He HATES $$?="Him or Her ?? (Who knows)" | me Reaches Over And RIPS Off $1 's Head, And Shoves It SO Far Up $$?="His Or Her" Ass That $1 Can Talk And Shit At The SAME Time!! | kick # $1 HaHaHaHaHaHa SHITFACE HaHaHaHaHa }
fire { me begins pouring gasoline under $1 's feet | .timer61 1 3 me takes out a match | .timer62 1 5 me lightz the match and throws it at $1 's feet !!!!!!! | .timer63 1 7 me VOOOOOSSSHHHHHH | .timer64 1 9 ban # $1 3 | .timer65 0 10 kick # $1 Your ass has been toasted like a motherfucker...now fuck off ash-heap! %real }
enemy { me TAKES AIM UPON $1 ! | .timer61 1 5 me Whips the Cannon 3 degress right ...awww perfect | .timer62 1 10 say FIRE!! | .timer63 1 15 ban # $1 3 | .timer64 1 20 say DAMN JUST GRAZED HIM | .timer65 1 25 say FIRE 2!!!! | .timer66 1 32 kick # $1 DIRECT HIT!! %real | .timer67 1 37 say HEHEHEHEHEHEHE :) }
smrtdlmr { say LaMeRS aLeRT!! ALeRT CoDe: YeLLoW! | say My LaMeLeNeSS CeNSoRS HaVE DeTeCTeD A LaMeR... LaMeR NiCKNaMe: $1 | say ANTi-LaMeRS SySTeMs HaS BeeN eNGaGeD! | kick # $1 LaMeRS oUT!! | say 2 t3: SHuTTiNG oFF ANTi-LaMeRS DeTeCToRS... THiS MaY TaKe A WHiLE! }
mdrtdlmr { say aTTeNTioN!! # iS BeiNG aTTaCKeD By A LaMeR... | say LaMeR's DeGReE oF LaMeLeNeSS: "MiDDLe!"  aLeRT CoDe: BLuE!! | say ANTi-LaMeRS SySTeMs HaS BeeN eNGaGeD! | kick # $1 Be aLeRTeD!! LaMeRS GeT KiCKeD iN THe A$$!! | say 2 t3: SHuTTiNG oFF CeNSoRS! }
Hgrtdlmr { say CaUTioN!! CaUTioN!! | say A STeaLtH PoLyMoRPHiC ViRuS MaY HaVe PeNeTRaTeD To $$2!!! | say My CeNSoRS iNDiCaTE, WiTHoUT AnY DoUbT, THaT THe ViRuS iS UnDeRCoVeReD As " $+ $1 $+ "... | say AlL aNTi-ViRuS SySTeMS HaS BeeN ACTiVaTeD oN $1!! | say ...!! bbzzzzz ....!! bbzzbbzz ...!! ...THiS ViRuS SeeMS LiKE a TouGh oNE!! | kick # $1 BuT NoT THaT TouGh To SLiP FRoM ME!! | say 2 t3: AlL SySTeMS iS BeiNG DeACTiVaTeD! }
demon2 { me summons FEAR Demons from Hell! | .timer10 1 4 notice $1 NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I CAN'T HOLD THEM BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! | .timer11 1 5 CTCP $1 I'm Doing All I Want With %real | .timer12 1 6 msg $1 FEELTHE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF 4IRC Demons | .timer13 1 7 me watches as the Demons steal $1 $+ 's Soul!!! | .timer14 1 8 ban $1 3 | .timer15 1 9 kick # $1 %real }
bombing { me STePs InTo Tha B-2 | me ReVz It Up | msg # Be Vewy Vewy Quiet I'm HuNTiN LaMaHs... | me FLiEs ARouNd FoR a WHiLe... UnTiL $me FiNDs $1 | me LiNeS Up $1 In HiS SiTeS | me SHoUTs G'ByE To Tha LaMaH $1 | msg # BoMBs AWaY!! | kick # $1 GueSS THoSe FReNCHiEs CAN Do SoMeTHiN RiGHT! }
KBuayaGod { say It's time to make my SACRIFICE to the Buaya Gods. | me grabs $1 and binds $$?="Him or Her ?? (Who Knows)" to an altar. | me watches as $1 $+ 's soul departs to the Land of Buayas. | me sees only $1 $+ 's body now. | .timer 1 8 kick # $1 I hope the Buaya Gods enjoy your company! }
KFuckU { say FUCK YOU .. Fuck your whole family and your relatives.. FUCK YOU.. Fuck your little sister and your little brother.. FUCK YOU.. fuck all your friends and everyone.. FUCK YOU.. Fuck your little puppy and your little kitty FUCK YOU! | kick # $1 Yeah You, who did ya think I was talkin to! }
KScorpian { me suddenly turns into 8,8 SCORPION! | me Sees $1 in the corner and throws his Spear clinging on to $1's throat | say GET OVER HERE! | me takes off his Mask revealing his skull | me Engulfs $1 in 4,8 Hellish Flames  as he hears $1 scream in pain | kick # $1 4 FATALITY }
KDentist { me sees $1 smiling at him. | me notices $1 $+ 's teeth are GREEN and ROTTEN! | me being such a great person decides to help him out :) | me Gets some pliers and rips out $1 $+ 's teeth one by one. | say $1 SCREAMS OUCH!!!!!!!!! | kick # $1 Oops I forgot the f**king Novicane }
KFlying { me after executing a devastating flying kick, $1's body sways. | me approaches $1 and glances at his target. | me hurls himself through the air, cartwheeling towards $1. | me swings his harm and makes shattering contact with $$1's jaw | kick # $$1 Flying Kick !! }
KMaths { me Pulls Out His Portable Chalkboard... | me Shows $$1 The Function Of Relativity For Chaos Mathematics... | me Watches As $$1 's Brains Pop Out With A Puff Of Putrid Smoke ! | say Hmh... Too Fancy For You I Guess :) | kick # $$1 [ E=mc ] = F/s = [ (x-y34,03) ] Right ? }
KNinja { me iz getting sick of $$1's unwise words. | say i think i am gonna beat you up know | me summons the powers of ninja! and punches $$1 on the head then kicks $$1 $+ 's ass | me pulls out a sword and slices $$1 in half! | kick # $$1 ouch! }
KBaseBall { me iz in the mood to play some baseball | me pulls out his bat but cant find a ball :( | me looks around # and notices $$1 's head will work!! | me swings his bat right into $$1 's HEAD!!!! | kick # $$1 go look for your head in another channel! }
KDictionary { me asks "what iz a lamer" | me gets out his trusty Websters Dictionary.... | me says "ahhhhhhh, the definition of lamer iz: one who lurks or makes bad or mean comments... one who iz a nuisence in general - See $$1 | kick # $$1 Arent you proud.... your in the dictionary ! }

;Color Symbol
csymbol {
  %funtext = $replace(*1,a,)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,a,2)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,b,3)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,c,5)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,d,6)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,e,12)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,f,2f)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,g,4g)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,h,2h)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,i,5)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,j,12j)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,k,6]{)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,l,12)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,m,13m)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,n, 2)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,o,13)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,p,5)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,q,3q)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,r,2)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,s,3 )
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,t,4t)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,u,6)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,v,5v)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,w,6\\')
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,x,5)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,y,6)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,z,2z)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,!,1!)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,?,13?)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,*,3*)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,^,12^)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,$,14$)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,&,2&)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,@,5@)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,",10")
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,<,6)
  %funtext = $replace(%funtext,>,13)
  say %funtext 
  unset %funtext
}
