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A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.
All's well that ends.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutly everything about nothing.
An intelligent mind always rebels, I am going to bring forth A revolution!
An unbreakable toy is the perfect tool for breaking other toys.
Anybody can win -- unless there happens to be a second entry. 
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Assumpsion is the mother of all screw-ups.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. 
Connection reset by girlfriend
Connection reset by Mrs.Peer (Mr.Peer has retired!)
Everybody loved me ...everybody disappeared ..today is the beginning of the rest of my life!
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
Excess Flood (in the toilet) i knew those chili dogs were a bad idea
I walked unDer a buS....I got hit by a train......I keep falling in love whiCh in kinDa the saMe.....I bangeD my caR.... I think I'm gOing insaNe...... But it felt so gOoD......I wanNa do it aGain.....
I'm bitter and I'm twisted,I havnt slept in days,I'm lonely and I'm angry,I cant make it go away, I'm like a bomb thats ticking, I got vioces in my head, Ive got a doll with needles in, Wishing you were dead!
I'm going to rescue the world
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
If he burns me once i blame him....if he burns me twice i blame myself
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.
If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.
Judge not a man by the height which he has reached, but by the depths from which he has risen.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Mess with the Best Die like the Rest
Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own.
No good deed ever goes unpunished.
Oh no!---did i hit the wrong button AGAIN???
Ok, ALT+F is File, ALT+E is Edit, ALT+H is Help, But What's ALT+F4? Oh I see!
Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. 
Pink Timeout
Run aNd hiDe.......liVe and diE...smile anD cRy.....tell the tRuth but lie.............sOmething's gOing on! but they never tell us...... they promised to tell the truth but how come I get this feeling they're lYinG to me and U?
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Spit Yo Game, Talk Yo Shit, Grab Yo Gat, Call Yo Click, Squeeze Yo Clip, Hit Tha Right One, Pass That Weed, I Gotta Light One, All Them Niggaz I Got Ta Fight One, All Dem Hoes, I Gotta Like One, Our Situation Iz A Tight One, Whatcha Goin Ta Do, Fight Or Run ?
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
The end of the world is very close
The err is human but to really foul things up requires computer.
There is always one more bug.
To increase your performance press ALT-F4
We only part to meet again..... and watchout i might still have a spy here...you know what i mean......see ya :)
Why do you bother to read this......if I didn't have anything important to say while I was there, why would I say something important now????? :)
When a person commits a sin he blames it on the devil and when the same person does a good deed he's proud of himself.
When all else fails read the instructions.
Write error to $me $+ $chr(91) $+ $gettok($address($me,2),2,64) $+ ]: cannot correct personality disorder!