Popups Part One
.Fake
..Fake +o:/me 3sets mode +o $$1
..Fake -o:/me 3sets mode -o $$1
..Fake +v:/me 3sets mode +v $$1
..Fake -v:/me 3sets mode -v $$1
..Fake ban:/me 3sets mode +b $$1
..Fake kicks:/me 3*** $$1 was kicked by $me (for no good reason - just felt like it ok? %version )
.Slaps
..wedge:/me grabs $$1's underware. pulls it over $$1's Head.....   Now you look much better. The brown stain acsentuates the shoes. 
..paint:/me thinks the only way $$1 can look better is with a bucket of Bondo and a coat of Paint. 
..MrRogers:/me sings.... It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day to be neighbors, would you be mine, could you be mine:  Hello everyone, todays special word is 'lamer', can you say l-a-m-e-r? " $+ $1 $+ " good.... I am so proud of you... "won't you be, my lamer...."  
..LikeSlap:/me slaps $$1 around a bit and $$1 likes it... 
..Bath:/me thinks that $$1 REALLY needs a BATH..... :) 
..Wake up
...say:/say WAKE up $$1.... 
...slap:/me slaps $$1 to wake him up....  
...wall:/me grabs $$1 by the hair and smashes $$1's head against the nearest wall. You awake now $$1 ?
..Glass Punch:/me wraps one hand with cloth, dips it in resin and then shards of broken glass, and punches $$1 in the face.  
..Definitions
...Lamer:/me says "1. Lam-er (noun) : a person who is lame. example of a lamer: $$1 :)  
...Deleter:/me says "1. De-le-ter (noun) : a person who deletes. 2. a person who can't be trusted with sitez. example of a deleter: $$1 :)  
...Newbie:/me says "1. New-bie (noun): a person who is new. 2. a person who just dont know about anything.  3: see Lamer for more details. example of a Newbie: $$1 :)  
..Diaper:/me slaps $$1 with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos!  
..Hose:/say EEEEEEEKKKKK!!! LOOK $$1 is  A MUTANT-PSYCHO-HOSEBEAST kill it!!!!  
..Chief:/me Greets $$1. Chief Dirty Girl from the Never Wipe Tribe
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..Custom Slap:/me slaps $1 with a $?="Enter Slapping Tool:" !
..stone:/me has been turned to stone cause of $1 $+ 's uglyness!
..Snot:/me grabs a snotty tissue and rubs it all over $*
..Match:/me sticks a lit match between $1 $+ 's toes!
..Bat:/me gets a Steel Bat and smashes $* with it " BATTER UP!! "
..Surprise:/me sneaks up behind $1 and puts a live tarantula down $1 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
..Fire Hose:/me slaps $1 with a fire hose!
..Law Suit:/me slaps $1 with a huge law suit!
..Duck:/me slaps $1 with a great big, wet, 100% rubber DUCK!
..Bat:/me steps up to the plate and takes a practice swing... | /say Here's the pitch! | /say Oops!  $1 got his head in the way!  | /say Ouch!  I bet that hurt!
..Fork:/me Takes Out A Fork... | /me Approaches $1... | /me Rams The Fork Up $1's Nose.
.Fight Actions
..Block Attack:/me 4blocks $$1 's futile and hopeless attack!
..Glare at User:/me 4glares sharply at $$* $+ !
..Punch User:/me 4punches $$* sharply in the nose!
..Shoot User:/me 4blows $1 away with a double barrel shotgun!
..Grenade User:/me 4takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$*! | /say 4Damn...what a BLAST!!!
..Hang User:/me 4puts a tight rope around $$1 's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say 4hung!!!
.Be Nice
..Hello
...G'day:/me says "G'day $$1,  how are ya?"
...What:/me says "What's happenin' $$1?"
...Wave:/me waves across # to $$1
..Kisses
...Kiss Hand:/me gets down on one knee and takes $$1's hand. Raises it up and Kisses it ever so gently. What a sweet taste. :)
...Kiss:/me kisses $$1... You taste sweet :)
...Bend Kiss:/me grabs $$1, spins $$1 around and gives $$1 the softest sweetest kiss $$1 has ever had!!! :)
...Kiss Cheek:/me kisses $$1 on the cheek
...Kiss On Lips:/me kisses $$1 smack dab on the lips!
...Sloppy Kiss:/me gives $$1 a Sloppy Wet Kiss 12=8-
...Kiss Goodnight:/me kisses $$1 goodnight!
...Long kiss :/me gives $$1 a Super Tight Really Super Erotic Groping, Fondling, Earth Shattering, Sonic Boom, Oh Gawd!! If You Stop I'll Kill You!! Oh yes touch me there, Super Huge Oh Gawd Don't Ya Dare Stop Touching Me!! Huggeroonies And A Knees Are Shaking....Earth Is Trembling, My Heart Has Stopped Beating....Knees Shaking...Lots A Goosebumps, Was That The Ground Moving? Passionate Wet Lingering kiss*
..Get friendly
...Miss:/me grabs and holds $$1 | /say i missed you dont ever leave me again!!!
...Whisper:/me walks over and gives a little kiss on $$1's neck and then stays there like $me is whispering something seductively in $$1's ear. | /say i wonder what that could be
...Cream:/me pours whipped cream all over $$1 and asks shyly, Do you want me to lick it off?
...Love:/me falls in love with $* 
..Friendly Slaps
...Thwap:/me *Thwaps* $$1
...Bap:/me *Baps* $$1
...Hi5:/me slaps $$1 a Hi 5 
..Get Stuff
...2 Dozen Roses:/me 12has handed $$1 two dozen Roses! 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- | /sound 2dzroses.wav
...Java:/me 12Hands $$1 One HoT cUp o JavA
...Joint:/me 12passes $$1 a nice Fat Joint 14</ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /4#14~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~
...Bowl:/me packs a bowl and sends it across # to $$1 \    /====~~~ ~~
...Beer:/me 12Gets up and gets a beer for $$1 and everyone in # 
...Jen's beer:/me 12hands an ice cold Fosters to 4 $$1 ,  12cheers mate!
...Cake:/me 12bakes a lovely big Chocolate cake, slices it and hands a piece to everyone in #
...Applepie:/me 12takes a freshly baked Apple Pie out of the cooker, gives $$1 an enormous piece of it | /me 12 looks around at all the other people in # | /me 12says "Nah, you can't have any!" :)
...Confetti: /me throws balloons & confetti into the air for $$1 ;.1'2`3~4;5`6~7`8O9~10~11~12*13`14;15.1'2O3~4~5~6~7*8`9;10 $$1 11 ;12.13'14`15~1;2`3~4`5O6~7~8~9*10`11;12.13'14O15.1'2`3~4;5`6~7`8O9~10~11~12*13`14;15.1'2O3~4~5~6~7*8`9;13 $$1 11 ;12.13'14`15~1;2`3~4`5O6~7~8~9*10`11;12.13'14O15.1'2`3~4;5`6~7`8O9~10~11~12*13`14;15.1'2O3~4~5~6~7*8`9;4 $$1 11 ;12.13'14`15~1;2`3~4`5O6~7~8~9*10`11;12
..Sprinkles
...fireworks1:/say shoots fireworks for $$1 3*15~~~~~7#####12> 5 ~`;.~`;13.*`;.`~3;`~`   $$1 3*15~~~~~7#####12> 5 ~`;.~`;13.*`;.`~3;`~` $$1 3*15~~~~~7#####12> 5   ~`;.~`;13.*`;.`~3;`~` $$1 3*15~~~~~7#####12> 5 ~`;.~`;13.*`;.`~3;`~`
...fireworks2:/say 8,4 Lights  Fireworks for: 12 $$1 4~~~8,4##### 7,16~~~8,7#####  4~~~8,4##### 7,16~~~8,7##### 12 $$1 4~~~8,4##### 7,16~~~8,7##### 4~~~8,4##### 4~~~8,14##### 7,16~~~8,15#####  7,16~~~8,14##### 12 $$1 4~~~8,15##### 7,16~~~8,1##### 4~~~8,6##### 12 $$1 4~~~8,1##### 7,16~~~8,6##### 12 $$1 4~~~8,4##### 7,16~~~8,7##### 4~~~8,4##### 7,16~~~8,7##### 12 ^ $$1 ^ 
...bubbles1:/me blows 4,8 festive bubbles  at 13 $$1 11                                                                                                    12 catch them4 if you can!
...bubbles2:/me 12blows13bubbles for 91391312 $$1 139139
...angel dust:/say Sprinkles Angel Dust All Over7 $$1 13 **.:`~~.:**.:`~~.:**.:`~~.:* *.:`~~.:**.:`~~.:**.:~~.:7 $$1 13`**.:`~~.:`**.:` ~~.:`**.:`~~.:`**.:`~~.:`**.:~~.:`**.:7 $$1 13~~ .:`**.:~~.:`**.:~~.:`**.:~~.:`**.:~~.:`** .:~~.:`**7 $$1 13.:~~.:`**.:~~.:`**.:~~ Cause i think your special 1,8:)
...angels2watch:/say 4sends angels to watch over  13 $$1 14  ~~ ~~ ~~ 7 $$1 14 ~~ ~~ ~~ 3 $$1 14 ~~ ~~ ~~ 9 $$1 14 ~~ ~~ ~~ 
...magic dust:/me Sprinkles magic dust over $$1 ,8``~`:,.`*':',`;* $$1 9`,~;`~`:, $$1 10.`*':',`;`,~;~`: $$1 12,.`*':',`;*`,~ $$1 13; `*,`^';` ~,. $$1 14*'`": ,`~`:,.`*`,~;`*,` ^ $$1 7 ';`~,.*'`":,` ~`:,.` $$1 4 *':',`;* ~;`*,`^';`~,.*'`":,` $$1 8~`:,.`*`,~;,``~`:,.`*':',`;*` $$1 15,~;`~`:,.`*':',`;`,
...star dust:/me 12pulls out a bag of 4stardust12 and sprinkles15 `,',',',',',','.',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',' $$1 13... $$?="Enter Message" 4!!!
...brighten world:/me 1,8  1,4 1,8  1,7 1,8  1,91,8  1,10 1,8          $$1,   You Brighten Up My World!!        1,101,8  1,91,8  1,7 1,8  1,4 1,8  
...color band:/say 4 * (`'.(`'. _______________ 4.').')  | /say 4 * (`'.(`'.12 8910111213412741381512 4.').') | /say 3 ----==>>>>------>14 $$13  <-------<<<<==---- | /say 4 * (_.'(_.'13 89101112134971011121315 4`'._)`'._)  | /say 4 * (_.'(_.'1 4 `'._)`'._)
...background band:/say 4,11 * (`'.(`'.13 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4.').') *   | /say 4,11 * (`'.(`'.12 8910111213412741381512 4.').') *  | /say 3,11 ----==>>>>------>12 $$1 3<------<<<<==----  | /say 4,11 * (_.'(_.'13 89101112134971011121315 4,11`'._)`'._) *  | /say 4,11 * (_.'(_.' 13,114,11 `'._)`'._) * 
...waves  name:/me  11- $$1-_,.=椺``==.,_- $$1- | /me 9- $$1-,_,.=椺``==.,_- $$1-  | /me 10- $$1-=,_,.=椺``==.,_- $$1- | /me 3- $$1-`=,_,.=椺``==.,_- $$1- 
...confetti:/me  Celebrates $$1 by Tossing Confetti all round the room4" '~`*+,. 3`*`'" ~ :, 9, ~ ' " -;. 11, : ' ` ` * 12- _ + ^ : 13,, .+ * ^ * - ,14.:" '~`*+,. 15`*`'" ~ :, 6, ~ ' " -;. 7, : ' ` ` * 8- _ + ^ : 9,, . + * ^ * - , 10.:" '~`*+,. 11`*`'" ~ :,12_ + ^ : 13,, .+ * ^ * - , 14.:" '~`*+,. 15`*`'" ~ :, 4, ~ ' " -;. 3, : '" '~`*+,. 2`*`'" ~ :, 9, ~ ' " -;. 6, : ' ` ` * 5- _ + ^ : 4 ,, .+ * ^ * - , 10.:" '~`*+,. " '~`*+,. 13`*`
..love actions
...Hug:/me . . . Heres Your 9,3 {H}*{U}*{G}  $$1 4 I sure do like you!
...Kiss cheek:/me 13grabs12 $$1 13& gives a huge, wet, sloppy, passionate, loving, breath taking4 * * * KISS * * * 13on the cheek!
...Kiss neck:/me 4{K}*{I}*{S}*{S}*{E}*{S} $$1 lightly on the neck.  Wow, what wonderful cologne!  I am in love!
...Love Potion:/say 12slip's over to13 $$1's 12house and drops some 4Love Potion12 in Her Drink!
...Dedicated:/me says:6 this song 4{~ Love Is All Arround ~} 6is dedicated to the one I love,4 $$1.
...All my love:/say 12 All my love,4 $$1, I will send to you.
...Rose:/say My love12 $$1, is like a4 Red Red Rose, that's newly sprung in June.  My love12 $$1, is like a melody, that's sweetly played in tune.
...Your my soul:/say Your my soul, $$1, and my highest inspiration.9,2  Without you, $$1, what good am I?
...Love tonight:/say 12 $$1,  I'll give you 4all my love tonight!
...Wildside:/me asks12 $$1 to take a walk on the 16,3 Wild  Side.
...Lean on me:/say -----> 12 $$1 if your feeling low, lean on me. 4 I'll help you carry on.
...NowOrNever:/say 12 $$1 4it's now or never, give your love to me.  I'll shower your4 heart with tenderness, endlessly.
...Hug:/me gives4 $$1 12a13 HUGE 12:: 4HUG 12::4!
...Sing:/me 12sings to4 $$1!
...yellow roses:/say sends out two dozen yellow roses to4 $$1 9{8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9} {8@9}
...yellowflowers:/say 8@3>->-- 8@3>->--4 $$1 3--<-<8@3 --<-<8@
...flowers:/say 3  ^~+*<{4@ 3^~+*<{4@  $$1 4 @3}>*+~^4 @3}>*+~^
...Give Rose:/me 14presents12 $$1 14with a perfect4 red rose 4@3)--,-'--------
...give roses:/me gives $$1 a dozen roses 4@3}>-`-,--}---- , 4@3}>-`-,--}---- , 4@3}>-`-,--}---- , 4@3}>-`-,--}----   , 4 $$1 4@3}>-`-,--}---- , 4@3}>-`-,--}---- , 4@3}>-`-,--}---- , 4@3}>-`-,--}---- , 4 $$1  4@3}>-`-,--}---- ,  4@3}>-`-,--}---- , 4@3}>-`-,--}---- , 4@3}>-`-,--}---- ,
...Rose Petals:/me gently tosses rose petals all over12 $$1 4 `;-`;,*-`;",`*-,'``;-;`;*;,"-`*,`-;`,`;`-;`,`-`;,*``;-,``-";*,;```-;`,`-`;,''`-``,-`*`;``,'-*.-`;.`;*;-'.'-`*.`.-`*.`*-`.-,*-`,*-`-,`-,`-,
...Dance:/me 7dances slowly with12 $$1!
Popup Part Two
.Hi
..Handshake:/me does a long, complicated handshake with $1
..How R Ya:/say 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 16,16 15,15 14,14 14,1 HI4 $1 14!!!!! How are ya??? 14,14 15,15 16,16 15,15 14,14 13,13 12,12 11,11 10,10 9,9 8,8 7,7 6,6 5,5 4,4 3,3 2,2 1,1 
..Look:/msg # 4o00o1_122121_4o00o1_ 12 Look its $$1 1_4o00o1_ 122121 _4o00o1_
..wb:/me says Welcome Back $$1 ... we missed ya *hug*
..WooHoo!:/ me says11,1 wooohooo****13,1 $$1 11,1**** about time you got here!
.Kisses
..hotstuff:/me Slides up nice and close to $1 and says, "Hey there hot stuff, Gotta little kissey poo for me? huh? come on pretty please!!! 12:4)14
..lick:/me licks $$1 across the face...mmmmm...tastes like candy. :)
..kiss:/me 4,1((( KI   12,1 $$1 4,1  4,1  KI ))) 
..wowkiss:/me says after kissing $$1 ..2.I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....3I said my clothes, and pulled on my prayers.....14I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light....12.All because $$1 kissed me goodnight!!! 4,1 WOW  4 What a kiss!! 
..3daykiss:/me 12,1gives11,1 $$1 12,1a 13,1long, slow, warm kiss12,1 that lasts 3 days!!!!
..woohoo:/me  gives $$1 a Heart stopping, expolsion starting,Really Long..and extra deep..super Duper..and really 4hot...peck on the cheek
.Hugs
..welcome:/me gives $$1 Big Welcome Huggles ;) 
..missed:/say I've 13,, Missed 13,, You 13,, $$1 4*hug*
..hugkiss:/me <h><u><g><s> $$1 <k><i><s><s><e><s>
..squeeze:  /me 12 loves to squeeze *^13,8 $$1 12 ^*._ _.*^13,8 $$1 12 ^*._ _.*^13,8 $$1 12 ^*._ _.*^ 13,8 $$1 12^*._ _.*^13,8 $$1 12 ^*._*^ 13,8 $$1 12^*._ _.*^13,8 $$1 12^*._ _.*^13,8 $$1 12^* tight!!!
..Love Bug:/msg # 1(4:14:1) 1(4:14:1)4 $$1 1(4:14:1) 1(4:14:1) 3 Love Bug Hugs 
..ColorHugz:/msg # 2Hugs,,`6 $$1  `,,Hugs,,10` $$1 `,,5` $$1  `,,
.Pretty
..banner:  /me 1 rolls out the banner for ||`.0,4 $$1 1.||`..||`. 0,4 $$1 1 .||`..||`.0,4 $$1 1.||`..||`.0,4 $$1 1.||`..||`.0,4 $$1 1.||`..
..hi:/say 1110o12O2o11O10o12O 49 $1 12 O10o11O2o12O10o11
..hearts:/me (`'.(`'. $$1 .').') love you |  /me (_.'(_.' $$1 `'._)`'._) sweetie!
..sexy:/me   12,1 ץ ץ ץ 4,1 $$1 12,1   ץ ץ ץ
..colorful:/me 0,15 0,14 0,13 0,12 0,11 0,10 0,9 0,8 0,7 0,6 0,5 0,4 0,3 0,2 0,1 0 $$1 0,1 0,2 0,3 0,4 0,5 0,6 0,7 0,8 0,9 0,10 0,11 0,12 0,13 0,14 0,15 
..Smiley faces:/say 8,1:)1,8:)8,1:)1,8:)8,1 1,8:)8,1 $$1 1,8:)8,1:)1,8:)8,1:)1,8:)8
..Fish:/me likes to fish around with $$1 ,.... 4<))))><.`.1<))))><.`.2<))))><.`.3<))))>< `.5<))))><.`.8<))))><.`.13<))))><.`.10<))) )><.`. 4<))))><.`.1<))))><.`.2<))))><.` .3<))))><.`.5<))))><.`.4......`.><((((>1. `.><((((>2.`.><((((>3.`.><((((>13.`.><(((( >7.`.><((((>8.`.><((((>1
..Gold:/msg # 3,5 3,64,7 4,8 5,9 5,411 You are the 8GOLD 11in my rainbow, $$1 1,1 1,22,3 2,43
..Angel:/msg # 5 ^^ 6^^ 12 $$1  6^^ 5^^  12,8What an Angel
..csmileys:/me 1,13:) 11,2:) 0,1:) 5,7:) 1,15:)11,5 4,9:) $$1  13,11:) 11,4:) 12,11:) 11,5:) 5,11:) 8,6:) 0,2:) 
.Bye
..Goodnight:/me 11,2G10*11O10*11O10*11D10*11N10*11I10*11G10*11H10*11T10*11 -{4 $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5 $6 $7 $8 $9 $10 11}-
..bye:/me runs over to $$1 and gives Big Goodbye Huggles!! ;)
..bye-all:/me runs around the room.. giving huggles to all.. bye bye ;)
.Faces
..sad:/me is really sad 11411
..sleep:/me needs sleep... b.a.d..l..y... *yawnnnn* 14/414\
..depress:/me is depressed    1-41-
..angry:/me is pissed   414
..confused:/me is purty darned confused     13+413+
..spy:/me is spying      15415
..think:/me is thinking *hard* 7>47<
..what:/me goes " WHAT ?!?!?! "          848
..puzzled:/me is puzzled 10*410*
..wink:/me winks  2412~
..boingface:/me goes "BOING!" 646
.Get Stuff
..LifeSavers:/me 13offers a pack of 15,15.0,2L1,9I0,3F0,4E1,8S0,10A0,4V0,3E1,9R0,5S15,15. 12 to $1 and says... "Enjoy!
..Big Lifesavers:/me hands $$1 a pack  1,4 1,8B1,9I1,11G1,13 1,4 1,8L1,9 1,11I1,13 1,4F1,8 1,9E1,11 1,13S1,4 1,8A1,9 1,11V1,13 1,4E1,8 1,9R1,11 1,13S1,0 , and says..... that oughta hold ya awhile!!
..M&M's:/me 4G34V343 $$1  1M1&1M1'1s1 4(4m4)4 3(3m3)3 8(8m8)8 12(12m12)1 14(14m14)1 4m4m4m4m4 4t4h4e4y4'4r4e4 4g4o4o4d4 4!4!4!4
..M&M's2:/me  gives  $$1  some M & M 's 2(0,2m2)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,0 3(1,3m3)1,0 8(1,8m8)1,0 4(1,4m4)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,03(1,3m3)1,02(0,2m2)10 they melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
..Hershey:/me offers an all5 milk chocolate 15,15.5,5.415,5HERSHEY'S4,45,5.15,15.10,05bar to 4 $$1 
..Gum:/me offers 4 $$1 10,0 a stick of 15,15l4,9<~ DoubleMint ~>15,15l
..BigRed:/me offers $$1 a piece of 15,15l00,04<~ Big Red ~>15,15l
..Coke:/me offers $$1 an ice cold can of 15,15I0,4 Coke 15,15I
..Tootsie:/me offers 4 $$1 10,0 a handful of 15,15.5,5.5,4.40,5TootsieRoll4,44,4.5,5.15,15.10,0's they are so yummy ..
..Alka Seltzer:/me 11,12opens $$1 's mouth and shoves a handful of 12,11Alka Seltzers in !!
..Juicy Fruit:/me 1gives $$1 a pack of 15,15l1,8<~Juicy-Fruit~>15,15l
..7 Up:/me 4hands $$1 an ice cold 15,15!1,140,3 74,30,3UP 15,15!
..Pp:/me gives $* a yummy Pp 4O12--
..pepmint:/me hands $$1 a 0,2 PEP-O-MINT2,2.
.Mild Slaps
..toss in river:/me tosses $$1 in da river .`..`..`. ><((((>  $$1 <))))><
..Rat:/me 13says $$1 you dirty 9,1"Rat! Rat!Rat!13~~( > 6~~( > 10~~( >
.Definitions
..Lamer:/msg # Lamer: Noun (LAYm-uhr) | /msg # 1. Idiot,Dumb,Moron | /msg # Example of a lamer: $$1
..Wuss:/msg # Wuss: Noun (W-uh-ss) | /msg # 1. Weak,Frightend | /msg # Example of a wuss: $$1 
..Jackass:/msg # Jackass: Noun (J-ahck-a-ss) | /msg # 1. Donkey | /msg # 2. To be annoying | /msg # Example of a jackass: $$1
..Nerd:/msg # Nerd: Noun (N-er-d) | /msg # 1. A person that knows too much for their own damn good | /msg # 2. Someone who is about to get their ass kicked | /msg # Example of a nerd: $$1
..Dumbass:/msg # Dumbass: Noun (d-um-as) | /msg # 1. A person who is too dumb to understand anything people say | /msg # 2. A dumb donkey | /msg # Example of a Dumbass: $$1
.Trout Replies
..SPCA: {
  set  %troutnick $1
  me asks $1 does your local spca know your a trout abuser? your id has been captured your info is being e-mailed to the trout abuse hotline.. thank you for your cooperation ! Your address is ( $+ $1 @ $address(%troutnick,1) )
}
..Stick it:me takes $1 $+ 's trout away from him......and sticks it so far up his a*** he spits out fishsticks!!!!!!!!!!
..Nostrils:me takes $1 $+ 's trout away from him......takes the trout he just happens to have in his back pocket.....and stick one up each of $1 $+ 's nostrils !!!!!!
..Grab it:me dashes across the room and grabs $1 $+ 's trout before he can do any damage with it. What did this poor defenseless trout do to you $1 ??? 
..Cook it:me grabs hold of $1 $+ 's trout....... sticks it in the oven....adds fries and a tasty salad.....   Thanks $1 !!!!!!
.Bored {
  /msg $chan 6 .......bored?........ bored?....... who said they're bored????
  /me takes a multi-speed - hammer drill..... and bores a hole in $1 $+ 's head!
  /msg $chan 6 still bored $1 ??????
}
Other cool stuff
.murphy:/say 11,1MuRpY's LaW ==>4 If It Can Go Wrong, It Will
.cop:/say 0 ........ 1 ___241___ | /say 0.....1_____//______\\_______ | /say 0 --- 0,1---------4POLICE0,1--------15,15- | /say 0 0 `----1(8@1)===========(8@1)4Pull it over $1. Your busted!
.crayons: /me hands $1 a box of 8,8 1,3C11,3R13,3A15,3Y4,3O12,3L2,3A8,8  crayons to draw with. "Now sit there and be good. Draw a good picture for us ok?"
.lag monster: /me  looks at 12 $1  and says 2"A lag Monser ahh !!!"  | /me  0-------- 1\\|// | /me  0-------- 5(12o o5) | /me 5~~~~~oOOo5~5(_)5~5oOOo5~~~ 
.magic: /me takes some old, crusty bones of a newt, a gym sock, some 'Oil Of Olay', ground up garlic, some three month old pizza(no anchovies), rotten trout, spider legs, some old weeds(not weed, weeds), a rabbit's foot, pond scum, and grinds and mixes them all up in a cauldron. | /me then puts the mixture into a spray bottle and uses it on $1 , hoping that it will do something. And to $1's luck(and safety) nothing happens. | /me is so sorry about that. $me hopes you will dry off before sit down. %version
.chanserv revenge:/me goes into the 0,1White House and asks for the keys to the 4missle silos. Bill Cliton glady hands them over. After all, Bill is upset because his 2m4IR8C went down when he was, well you know. Anyways, $me goes over to the console and arms the missles. He then aims them for Chanserv's house and takes a good look around with his 12ultra-zoom binoculars to make sure that Nickserv is in the house also. As $me fires, $me notices that Memoserv drops in. "Oh well, no big loss there." %version
Popups part Three
 funnies
.misshappy:/me 12is 13so 12happy 13to 12see13 $$1 12she 12covers 13their 12face 13with 12gentle 13kisses12....13Sheeesh12...13I 12missed 13you!!12...13Where 12have 13you 12been???13..12Did 13you 12miss 13me???12...13Why 12didn't 13you 12e-mail me ??? 4AND 13Sheeeeesh 12What 13did 12you 13bring 12me?!?!?
.Beautiful Body:/say says to7 $$1, If I said you had a4 beautiful body,12 would you hold it against me? | /sound beautbod.wav
.Cuddle:/me cuddles up closely with $$1
.Propose:/me gets down on her knees before the lovely $$1,  " $1, will you marry me?"  
.Tickle:/me tickles $$1!
.ILuvU:/me leans over to $$1 and whispers softly in his ear.... "I love you, darling."
.U and I:/me says " $$1 " If i could arrange the alphabet , I'd put U and I closer together"...!!.
.Dancin:/me 8!413!1211!98!64!1312!118!129!46!138!1213** $$1 **128!136!49!128!1112!134!68!911!1213!43!  Line-Dancing my way to $$1's heart!!!
.DontStartSomethg:/say 1,4 1,8 't tt mthg  't fh!! 1,4 =======>13 $$1
.FullTank:/me has a Full Tank and is rarin to go!! 1,1!0,1E0,1--------4,1/0,1F1,1!
.Hot!:/me says 11,1 $1  is what?? 8.``..``11.  s 11 $1  is 4R*E*D H*O*T 8.``..``.11 Uh Huh, that's right 8.``..``.11 $1  is how you spell 4R*E*D H*O*T
.Ice Cube:/me 4drops a cold ice cube down $$1's shirt! | /me then says do ya want me to get that out of there for ya?
.Ice Cube2:/me 4drops a cold ice cube down $$1's pants! | /me then says do ya want me to get that out of there for ya?
.Kite:/me 0,0,_,-~^~11,12\12---11,0\0,0-------3Let's GO | /me 48,6_82,42-10128~5^13~83612,12-2,2----0,0-------3FLY A | /me 0,0,_,-~^~11,0\2,2----0,0-------4KITE !12 $$1
.Marbles!:/me is loosing her marbles .oo.o0..oo...o.o.o.o.oo.o..oo.o..oo.oo.o..o.o.o..o.o..o.o.oo.o.0.o.o..o.o.oo.o..o.o..o.o...oo. over $1
.Marbles2!:/me 8,1is loosing her marbles 234.5o67o8.9o1011.12131415.2o34o5.67.8910.11o121314.15o2345.67o8910.11o121314.15o2o3.4o56.789.10o111213o14.15o23.4567.8o910o111213.14o15o2.3o45.678.9o10111213.14o1523.4o56.789.10o1112.13o1415.234.5o6789.10o11121314.15o23o4.5o67.8910.11o1213o14.15o23.456.7o8910.11o121314.15o23o4.5o67.8910.11o121314.15o23.14152.3o45.6o78.91011.121314.15o28 over $1
.Nener:/say 1\|/ ____ \|/ ** $$1 ** \|/ ____ \|/ | /say  ~@-/ 2oO1 \-@~ ** $$1 ** ~@-/2 oO1 \-@~ | /say /_( \__/ )_\ ** $$1 ** /_( \__/ )_\ | /say ...\__4U1_/... ** $$1 ** ...\__4U1_/.. | /sound nener.wav
.RubberDuck:/me 80.......8_0.......9Wanna play | /me 40.....4>8(12'8)_,0.....9with my | /me 80......8(_~_/0......9rubber ducky | /me 120...12~^~~^~^~^~^~0.....9 $$1???
.RubberDuck2:/me 80.......8_0.......9Can I play | /me 40.....4>8(12'8)_,0.....9with your | /me 80......8(_~_/0......9rubber ducky | /me 120...12~^~~^~^~^~^~0.....9 $$1???
.Sexy2Nite!:/me whispers to $1 ``r kg````  Tght ````
.Sexy!:/me !x!==> $1 <==!x!==> $1 <==!x!==> $1 <==!x!==> $1 <==!x!==> $1 <==!x!==>
.stick tongue out:/me 7ST4i6C3K7S 6H4e13r T4o6N13G4u4e 4o4uT 4aT3 6 $$1   4 
.Tickle:/me 4*tickles*6 $$1 all over!
.Twinkle:/me looks at12 $$1 6with a 6t2w8i9n13k12l10e 6in her eye :)
.FunAgain
..Camera!: /me blinds the channel with camera flash catching $$1 's show......;)
..Pies:/me warns 2 $$1 4LOOK OUT!...... -----=====2 {) ------===4 {) -----=====8 [) Pies coming!.......4SPLAT!!!.... 6right in the kisser!!...heehehehe!
..Snowballs:/me warns13 $$1 4LOOK OUT!....-----===== 10O -----=====10O -----=====10O Snowballs coming........4SPLAT!!!.....right in the kisser...12.Brrrrrrrr!
..snowball fight:/me say 0,0-0,12 @ 4,0 -----------12 $$1 | /say 12 --- 0,12 @ 4,0 -------12 $$1 | /say 12 ------- 0,12 @ 4,0 ---12 $$1 | /say 12 ----------- 0,12 @ 12,0 $$1 | /say 12 --------------- 0,12 @ * S P L A T ! ! ! ! * $$1 *   | /say 4,0 SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..Squirt:/me jumps in front of6 $$1 and squirts $$1 in the face with her12 blue squirtgun...3SQUIRT!!!...haha..4Gotcha!!!
..Hose:/me surprises12 $$1 ...2 WHOOSH!!!....cold water from the gardenhose...hehehe...that'll 2cool ya down!
..MeSmile:/me is smiling:)
..MeLaugh:/me is laughing!
..MeROFLMAO:/me is 12Rolling On The Floor Laughing her butt Off !
..WakeUp:/me nudges12 $$1 6and tells12 $$1 6to 4WAKE UP!!!!
..BootyButt:/say 2 Shakes her 13(_/_)~(_\_)~(_\_)~(_\_)~(_/_)~ 2 WOOOOOO WOOOOOO!!4 at12 $1
..Bee!:/me  (`'. \ / .') | /me ( 'm Jt  zz ) | /me (=**=vr =**=*) | /me (`' $1.) | /me (_.'' V` ''._)
..ButterFly:/me  12___(`'.(`'. \ / .').')___  | /me 6____13( ***( ***** $1 ***** )*** )12____  | /me 12 ___(_.'(_.'' V `''._)`'._)___
..StompBug: /say  8,1Careful 6 $$1 , 12or I'll 4,1STOMP12,0 ya like a 1,4(8,4:18,4:1)0,0.1,10BUG!!
..Aquamessage:/say 10,11141312810947131281094 $$?2="Enter Message" 15,11141312810947131281094
..Butterfly:/say *4  //\ `,',`,' /\\ | /me 6 || * \ . . / * || | /me *10  \\____\X/____// | /me **13/   / *  /O\  * \ \ | /me *7   \___/  '''  \___/ flies over to $$1
..Fake lagg:/say $$1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $$1 ? | /timer2 1 14  /say are you ignoring me $$1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $$1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $$1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say hehehehe Gotcha!
..SayItAgain:/set %saywhat $$?="Enter Text" | /set %howmany $$?="Enter Number of Times" | /say $str(%saywhat,%howmany) | unset %saywhat | unset %howmany
..Snow:/me says let it snow....0,12:;~`:.,:*~ $$1 ~:;`:.,:*~:Let;~It~Snow~`::*~:;`:.,:*~:;~`:. $$1,:*~:;~`:.Let~It~Snow,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;~Let~It~Snow:.,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;~`:. ,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;Let~It~Snow:.,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;~`:.Let~It~Snow,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;~`:. $$1,:*~:;~`:.,:*~~:;`:.,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;Let~It~Snow:.,:*~:;~`:.,:*~:;~
..snowblankie:/me 0,15;`~,.*'',,'*,;*'~,'*"^~' ;* `,~;`*,`^';`~,.*' `":,` `,~;`~`:,.`*':', `;* `,~;~`: $$1 8you are snowbound, now put your feet up and here's your blankie and your 5hot cocoa8!0,15 , .`*':',`;* ',~;`*,`^';`~,.* '`" :,` `,~;`~`:,.`*':',`;* `,~;~`:,.`  *'`":,` .*',`;*`,~;`*,` ^';`~,.*'',` ~~ ;* `,~;`*,`^';`~,.*' `":,` `,~;`~`:,.`*':', `;* `,~;~
..joymound:/sound almondj.wav  0.......12_______________ | /me 0.......12,12..5,0 AlmondJoy 12,12.. | /me 0.......12 | /me 3,3...4 $$1 3,3..12 $$1 3,3......... | /me 12   "SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT" | /me 0.........4____________ | /me 0.........4,4..5 Mounds  4,4..5 | /me 0.........4 | /me 3,3....12 $$1 3,3.4 $$1 3,3......... | /me 0.....4"SoMeTiMeS You DoNt" 
