Its all sexuality

as long as something goes in

and cultures and races

and colours and faces

he dread-locked and shaved heads

half their and half not

With jocks in boxers

and boxers on jocks

don't miss the goal

or you’ll let down the team

straight through post

and you’ll be a king

While everyone screams

and moans and yells groans

and jeers and tears for fears

Plates and dishes

and dirty underwear

nickers and sticks

and stones and stoners

and losers and losers

on drugs of all kinds

with pills and smoke

and crack up on a joke

Trains and planes

and John Wayne

and nuke the duke

and silver and gold

and all that's vegetarian

add a bit of cows

that wear leather and fur

and burn your bras and

petrol bomb cars

Degenerative and Restorative

delinquent and teen angst

spread your legs

make it easy on you

put your hands where we can see

or better yet put them on me

Spread butter on bread,

jam and honey and peanut butter

and vegemite from uncle sam

the golden land of opportunities

and yadda yadda yadda and

yoda and yoga

or whatever and amen

T-shirts and shorts and skirts

and sarongs and bras and

slips and pants and southpark pics

kingdom come for all

though none are as deserving

as those who vote

Burn the flag and government

and innocent forests

and protest for anything

protected and protected

and get rid of little Johnny Howard

No V.S.U we want students to pay

for the rights they don't get

SRC wants more money to spend

and the Staff wants more money

bugger the students and bugger

the curriculum

and bugger uni sure isn't

what I thought it would be