Hey all… another short story that I’ve been working on. I might write more for it but right now its finished as is. Special thanks to the chatters who read and approved it when it was still in bits and pieces. Nat.

 

 

 

 

 

Meetings…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t know why I decided to show up to Morelli’s party. But as it turned out, it was one of the best things I’ve ever had happen for a long time.

 

It was not long after I helped him clear his name from the murder frame up that his family held a party for him. If you could call it a party. I stood against the far wall watching the people pour in through the doors of the back room of Angio’s. There were close to 200 people throughout the room, cop’s, relatives, neighbours, friends and various others. I was thinking of leaving when she came through the door with a group of cops carrying Pino’s pizza boxes. She was the centre of attention and loving it. I could see why she was too. She was dressed in a short purple suit skirt with matching jacket, underneath the jacket she had on a black stretch top that hugged her body. Her shoes were high and spiky. Her hair was mostly swept up, but a few bits had escaped. She was hot and I wanted to strip her down. I started to make my way over to where she was gorging on pizza with two of the cops.

 

“C’mon Steph, if you married me, it’d get your mother off your back.”

 

“Yes Carl, and then I’d have you trying to get up on it.” Her voice was deep and husky, the voice you can imagine in bed on lazy Sunday mornings.

 

“Well Steph, you can marry me.”

 

“Christ Big Dog, I’m less likely to marry you than I am Carl. Hell, I’d even marry Joe Morelli before I married you.”

 

Both men burst out laughing and she had a smug little grin on her face. I felt as though I’d missed half of the joke. Carl noticed me and turned his attention to me. “Hey Ranger, didn’t expect you to be here.”

 

“I was gonna leave. Think I might stay awhile now.”

 

Carl looked me up and down and hitched an eyebrow. “Steph, this is Ranger Manoso. Ranger, the one and only Stephanie Plum.”

 

Her eyes travelled up and down my body leisurely and she smiled a slow smile when she met my eyes. “Ranger huh? That’s a new one.”

 

“My name is Ricardo. Everyone calls me Ranger.”

 

“And why is that then?” The look in her eyes was partially amused, partially intrigued and partially wondering.

 

“I was a Ranger in the Army.”

 

She rolled her eyes and grinned at someone across the room. Her attention returned to me and she grinned cockily. “How disappointing.”

 

“Disappointing?”

 

“Hmm.” She looked around and saw that Big Dog had wandered off and that Carl was just standing there watching. “Get me a drink Carl? Please?”

 

He rolled his eyes. “What do you want?”

 

“Beer. Thank you sweetie.”

 

“Hunh, the things I do for you.”

 

“You’re an absolute gem.”

 

Carl wondered off and Stephanie’s attention wandered around the room. She occasionally grinned at people, and occasionally she grinned to herself.

 

“So why is it a disappointment?”

 

Her blue eyes shone with an inner wickedness. “Well its disappointing because I have a standing rule that I never get involved with anyone who’s involved in the armed services. I made that mistake a long time ago.”

 

“And you don’t think I’m worth breaking that rule?”

 

“I don’t know you well enough. I don’t know you at all. You might just be though.” She looked past my shoulder and smiled. “Here comes that mistake now.”

 

“Well, well, well. If it isn’t Stephanie Plum. How’s it going hot stuff?”

 

Her eyebrows raised and she looked him in the eyes. “Tactless Morelli, very tactless. None the less, its going well, exceedingly so.”

 

Morelli leaned one hip against the table the pizza was sitting on. “I heard that about you. I heard a lot of things about you.”

 

“I’ll just bet you did.”

 

Morelli nodded at me. “Ranger.”

 

“Morelli.”

 

He returned his attention to Stephanie. “Almost broke my heart to hear you got married.”

 

“I didn’t need to break your heart Morelli. I had already broken your leg.”

 

Morelli barked out laughter as my stomach shrunk. She was married? It should be illegal for women like her to be married.

 

“Not to worry Cupcake, probably I deserved it.”

 

“Probably? Probably I should have backed up over you a few times.”

 

He grinned a quick sleazy grin. “Probably you’re right about that. But then again, I can’t say I was disappointed to hear about your divorce either.”

 

She raised her brows at him. “Hmm.”

 

Stephanie’s attention wondered as Morelli studied her, looking her up and down. She smiled and her face transformed. This wasn’t the same smile she gave Morelli, this smile showed warmth, delight and even love. I wondered who in this room deserved a smile like that. The majority of the people here were cops. She excused herself and went to wrap her arms around a pudgy, Slavic looking cop in uniform.

 

Morelli let out a pent up breath. “Damn.” He was looking at her ass, and I agreed. It was a great ass. It went well with the rest of her. He muttered under his breath, “I should have called before I left.”

 

“Who’s that she’s with?”

 

“Eddie Gazara. He’s married to her cousin. Been best friends with her for most of their lives. His parents live two houses down from hers.” He was full of useful information was Morelli. I raised an eyebrow in question at him and he shrugged. “Burg life.”

 

I figured he meant Burg as in Chambersburg where he had grown up and where his mother still lived. Morelli was a surprising person as I had learned while working with him to clear his name. At first I had been prepared to just take him in, ignoring all his attempts to explain, bribe and threaten me. It was Tank who eventually worked out a deal, it worked well for all of us in the end. I got the 10%, plus the added bonus of a cop who owed me big time.

 

I watched as she dragged Eddie back to the table. She didn’t drag exactly, merely gave a few tugs on his arm and held his hand as they crossed the room. Gazara rolled his eyes at her behind his back.

 

“Couldn’t stay away Cupcake?”

 

“From the pizza Morelli.”

 

“Sure thing.” I watched as she took a slice and handed it to Gazara and then took a piece for herself. She took a bite and I watched her neck as she swallowed. She looked into my eyes and licked her lips. “Do you want some?”

 

I smiled. “I want some alright.”

 

She smiled and handed me a slice of pizza. She continued to watch me as I looked dubiously at the pizza. It wasn’t exactly something I ate much. She took another bight. A smile in her eyes, enjoying my discomfort at her having deliberately mistaken what I had said. I shrugged and took a bight. It was good so I polished off the slice watching her watch the room. She turned at Gazara’s comment that his wife was pregnant again.

 

“Christ Eddie, you need to get a new hobby.”

 

“I like my current one thanks.”

 

“Get Shirley on the pill. Jesus, you have 3 kids already.” She delicately screwed up her nose. “And you wonder why I refuse to baby-sit for you.”

 

“Thought you didn’t like kids.”

 

“I don’t mind kids Eddie, its just yours are absolute terrors. Last time I sat for you I had to have a crayon surgically removed.” Eddie laughed at her and I wanted to punch him for it. She grinned at him and rolled her eyes. “It’ll be a cold day in hell before I sit for you again.”

 

“And just how do you expect to pay me back for wiping all those speeding tickets you’re pulling?”

 

“Fucking Gaspick gave me three tickets on Thursday. He was gonna take my licence until he saw that the others had been wiped. I owe you big time for that one, gotta say.”

 

“I can use a sitter on Saturday.”

 

“No way in hell. I’d lose my licence first.”

 

Eddie grinned and wandered off. I turned back to Stephanie and noticed that Morelli had wandered off sometime ago. It was just her and me.

 

“So Ricardo…” She rolled my name off her tongue and I liked how she made it sound, exotic and sexy. “What do you do?”

 

“Many things.”

 

“Well that’s a great answer.”

 

“I’m a bounty hunter. What about you Stephanie Plum? What do you do?”

 

“I sell real estate. Boring job, but I meet interesting people and I make a shit load of money.”

 

“You like money?”

 

“I like making it so I can spend it. What’s the point of it otherwise?”

 

“What about investing?”

 

She laughed and rounded on me. “I invest by spending.”

 

“On what?”

 

“That’s kind of a personal question don’t you think?”

 

“Not particularly.”

 

“I spend my money on real estate, cars and clothes.”

 

“Sounds a lot like what I spend my money on. Aside from the clothes.”

 

“Bounty hunting really make that much money?”

 

“If you’re not good enough to make that kind of money, you have no business doing the job. Besides, I have other interests.”

 

“Hmm.” She turned to the door and she screwed up her face. I followed her eyes to see who she was looking at. Vincent Plum had walked in the back door accompanied with his wife. Amazing. He was actually with his wife. “Eddie told me you caught Joe. Helped him even.”

 

“I run a company, bounty hunting is part of that company.” Stephanie swore under her breath as Vinnie made his way towards us. “You know Vinnie?”

 

“He’s my cousin. You know him?”

 

“I work out of his office bounty hunting.”

 

She snorted. “Aren’t you the lucky one then.”

 

I stepped to her side and slightly behind her, resting my hand on her lower back to face Vinnie. She didn’t tense under my hand rather she relaxed back into it. I moved my head closer to whisper in her ear. “Its not so much that I’m lucky, its more that I’m good.”

 

She shuddered and then chuckled low in her throat. My stomach twisted and my groin followed. She spoke, low and dangerous. “I’ll just bet you are.”

 

Before I had time to reply Vinnie and his wife, Lucille, was standing before us. Vinnie gave us the once over and smiled lecherously at Stephanie. Her face was as devoid of expression as mine. She transferred her gaze to Lucille and smiled a small smile, greeting her like a good little girl. I had been watching her too much tonight to know that she was anything but a good girl.

 

 

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It was quite a bit later, close to midnight when I decided to leave. Ricardo Manoso, more commonly known as Ranger, had followed me most all of the night. And I can’t say as though I minded at all. He was a gorgeous man. A big, dangerous, gorgeous man. He was dressed all in black, from his boots to his shirt. The only colour on him was the gold wrapped around his neck and in his ears. I had felt the gun that he had tucked in the back of his pants. I had felt the small gun he had in his trouser pocket. And later, I’d be sure to say the classic line that went with it.

 

I had said goodbye to everyone that mattered and I had felt the eyes that followed me as Ranger walked with me. He had offered to drive me back to Pino’s to pick up my car. And I had graciously accepted it. Graciously with a smudge of utter lust thrown into the mix. I followed him and was surprised when he stopped next to a limited edition BMW 850 Ci. I was surprised and turned on. I have a theory about men and cars. The better the car, the better the man in bed. Of course I had been wrong a time or two. But so far being right out weighed me being wrong. My ex-husband had a great car and was great in bed, shame he didn’t keep it in our bed. I really hoped I was right here too. If a man drove this kind of car, he knew things about a woman’s body. It also meant he wasn’t lying about having money.

 

I slowly walked around the car and it was in prime condition, not a dent, not a scratch. And it was hard to keep cars in that kind of condition in Trenton. I stopped next to him near the driver’s door. “Can I drive?”

 

He looked at me surprised and amused. “I don’t think so.”

 

“Do you think I can’t handle it?”

 

“I’d prefer to see how you drove your own car before I let you drive one of mine.” I nodded and walked to the passenger side and climbed in.

 

“I’ve got a better car anyway.” Ranger was already in and waiting for me, he raised an eyebrow but didn’t say anything. He started the engine and slowly exited the parking lot. I tossed my head in his direction and licked my lips. “Besides I want to see how you handle this beast before you get to handle me.”

 

He pumped the gas. We took off with a squeal of tires and I was laughing. It took less than 6 minutes to reach Pino’s at the speed Ranger was going. And it took me less than 6 minutes to decide I was going home with him tonight. Ranger pulled to a halt in Pino’s lot. There was a new model Town Car, an old Ford and my new BMW convertible. He scanned the cars and I waited for him to say something.

 

“Which is yours?”

 

“The convertible.”

 

Ranger raised an eyebrow at me. “Not bad.”

 

What can I say? Life’s been good to me lately. Life’s been great. I released the seatbelt and pulled Ranger to kiss him. He met me half way, teeth clashing, his lips bruising. I pulled back and Ranger’s hand came up and held me to him from behind my neck. I pulled away again and he let me this time. “So do you want to give me directions or shall I just follow you home?”

 

He grinned and muscles in my lower stomach tightened. “I’ll follow you home.”

 

“I don’t think so. I don’t take men home with me.”

 

“Well we’re in a quandary then, because I don’t take women home either. Usually they’re happy to have me come with them.”

 

“You might come with me yet, but you’re not coming home with me.” I pondered what to do while Ranger watched me. “What do you say to a game?”

 

“What kind of game?”

 

“We’ll play tag. One of us will take the lead, the first car. One minute start. If car one can loose who ever is behind in car two then the looser in car two will take the other home. Same goes with if the second car keeps up. Then whoever is in the first car will take them home. Sound like a deal?”

 

“How do we decide who is in the first car?”

 

“We’ll flip a coin.”

 

“Hmm.”

 

I put my hand to his neck and pressed my thumb against his pulse. “You afraid you’ll lose?”

 

When in doubt call on ego. “Ha. Flip the coin.”

 

I pulled a coin out of my purse and flipped it. “Call while it’s in the air.”

 

“Heads.”

 

“Heads it is.”

 

“You can go first. See if you can loose me.”

 

“Time limit of 20 minutes?” He nodded. “We’ll meet back here when I loose you then.”

 

I climbed out of the car and closed the door. I opened the door to my Beemer and took off my heels. I could feel Ranger’s eyes on me and I played up to it. Using the light from Pino’s to show my body off to advantage. I climbed into the driver’s side and powered up the engine, powered back the roof and powered up the stereo. I tore out of the lot, Metallica blaring.

 

I hit Hamilton and punched the accelerator, I screamed through the traffic, hitting green lights all the way weaving in and out of traffic. Ranger was a few blocks behind me weaving in and out of cars as I took the turn off on to Chambersburg Rd, the main road leading in to the Burg. He was closer than expected. He obviously knew what he was doing. I drove straight until I saw Ranger’s lights behind me. I took the first right fast, the tyre grip being the only thing keeping me on the road. I took the next right and the next right again coming up parallel with the first turn I had taken. I punched it and shot across Chambersburg Rd and took the first left and turned the volume of the stereo down. Wouldn’t do to have the stereo give me away. I drove along Mitchell St, which ran parallel to Hamilton a few blocks over. I took King Street back to Hamilton and made my way back to Pino’s. It had taken me a little over ten minutes to loose Ranger. What an amateur. Of course now there was the possibility that he wouldn’t show up because he doesn’t want me to see where he lives. Sigh. That would be a shame.

 

I punched up the volume again and went to lean on the front of the hood between the dimmed lights. If Ranger did turn up I knew what it would look like. It was a powerful visual. And turn up Ranger did. He pulled into the lot with a spray of gravel. He stoped and sat, then slowly climbed out of the car and came towards me. He stopped when his legs framed over mine, but since I was leaning backwards our legs were the only parts of our bodies touching. His cock was stretched hard against his tight black pants. I let my eyes wonder down and then up again to look into his eyes. I grinned and stood up so my body skimmed against his.

 

“My, my, my. What has you so excited?”

 

“You.” And then his mouth was on mine, hard and demanding. I pushed my hips against his and he purred. I pushed him back.

 

“We can do this later. Get in your car.” My cell phone rang and I held up my hand to say stop. “Wait.”

 

I grabbed the cell and the readout was cop central. I grinned and answered expecting Eddie or Carl, who were both on late duty. Probably sitting around the station taking shots at a bin with scrunched up bits of paper. “Stephanie Plum, I’ll lick it if you stick it.”

 

Ranger snorted and stuck his head between my head and shoulder and started to suck on my neck, teeth biting down. It took all my will power not to groan into the phone.

 

“Steph, We’ve had reports of two BMW’s playing chicken down Hamilton. You wouldn’t know anything about that would you?”

 

“No. Don’t know anything about two BMW’s playing chicken down Hamilton.” It was true. We weren’t playing chicken.

 

“You still with Ranger?”

 

“Yes Eddie, Ranger’s still here. In fact we’re still parked in Pino’s lot.” Well we were. He didn’t need to know it was again rather than still. Ranger’s hand circled my breast and he pinched a nipple. “I gotta go Eddie, go bust a drug deal or something. Break up a domestic.”

 

“Sure Steph, just take it easy. Don’t want to trash this car.”

 

“Fuck you Eddie, I didn’t trash my last car. It wasn’t me running into someone, it was someone running into me.”

 

“Right.” You could feel the disbelief in his tone.

 

“Later Eddie.” And I hung up. Ranger had one hand half way up my skirt the other was under my shirt rubbing the skin on my back. I pushed him away. “What’s your cell number?”

 

He recited it and I dialled as he did. His cell rang in his car. “Lets go.” I climbed into my Beemer and Ranger closed the door behind me. “Tell me where you live and you can try to loose me on the way if you want.”

 

“I don’t think so.”

 

“Whatever. Go answer your phone.” Ranger walked off and I watched his ass as he did. I wriggled around, pulling my underwear off while I watched that fine ass. Ranger picked up his cell in the car and we pulled out of Pino’s. We were driving parallel of each other on Hamilton when I heard his voice. We had stopped at a red light waiting for the green. I turned my head to look at him and he was watching me.

 

“So tell me why we’re on the cell’s?”

 

“Tell me where you live.”

 

“I live at 139 Percy road.”

 

I nodded. I knew where that was. It was up in the light industrial area right before the turn off to the Turnpike. The lights running the in the other direction turned yellow. “I’ll race you home. Who ever win’s gets to be on top.” I heard a chuckle over the phone and picked up my underwear.

 

“By the way. I’m not wearing any underwear.” He looked over at me again and raised an eyebrow. I held them up to the window so he could see. As I snapped the phone closed I heard a ‘Christ’ and I chucked the cell onto the passenger seat.

 

I slammed the gas and took off through the red light. It turned green just as I got to the other side of the intersection. My gears were screaming so I shifted up, Ranger was beside me all the way. There were a few cars ahead of us and it would be a tricky run. I moved the car into third gear and let it climb high in revs. I heard Ranger change up into 4th, but stayed in 3rd. I could use the power surge of the extra revs in 4th to get around the cars up ahead. The nose of Ranger’s car was ahead of me and he tapped the breaks as we came up to the other cars. I slipped into fourth, taking the outside lane where cars normally parked, shooting around three cars in succession.

 

I saw headlights swerve behind me in my rear vision mirror and Ranger flew up behind me, swinging out into the lane next to me. Next thing I know, he’s swung around me and ahead of me. That wasn’t right. I slammed up into fifth and hit the power button. I pulled in beside him doing close to 150mph and blew him a kiss when he looked. He laughed, and while I couldn’t hear it, it looked nice. We both looked forward and punch our accelerators to make the light that had just turned yellow before us. We screamed through the intersection just as the lights turned red. We’re both going so damned fast and we’re both parallel to each other. Suddenly a car pulled out on the road in front of me and I had to slam on the breaks and pull into the lane behind Ranger to avoid blowing us both to hell.

 

Ranger rode his breaks in front of me about a block away and I knew that there was no way in hell I would catch him, he was too far ahead. I took the corner at a reasonable pace, back wheels sliding around the corner. I stuck to just above the speed limit the rest of the way and pulled into a parking lot below an old converted building that sits at 139 Percy. I parked between a Mercedes and Ranger’s Beemer. He’s out leaning against the back of it, big ass grin on his face. I punch the power button to replace the top of my convertible and suddenly realised that my hair must be close to Afro from the winds I put it through. I looked in the rear vision mirror and thanked god that it was still mostly in place. Amazing, I hadn’t even used extra hair spray this morning. I guess with super extra strong hold I don’t need it. I climbed out and Ranger was there, using his body to press me against the door I had just closed.

 

His hands gripped my waist, his fingers digging in so they almost hurt. His hips ground against mine in a way that made my skirt start to ride up. His lips were hot and demanding against mine, his tongue insistent, brooking no resistance. Not that he’d get any from me. I wrapped my arms low around him, digging my fingers into his ass, returning his kiss. Ranger’s hands roamed up and down my body, roughly as if he couldn’t decide to go up or down. He griped my breasts and squeezed, not gently but not so that it hurt either. I pulled my head back and his lips moved down my neck and he mumbled against my ear. “I want you. Now.”

 

“Yes.” I groaned it out and Ranger moved his hands down to start pulling my skirt up.

 

“Jesus, you really don’t have any underwear on.”

 

“No.” I undid his pants and he lifted me by my thighs. I wrapped my arms around his shoulders and he stoped right before entering me, swearing.

 

“Do I need to get a condom?”

 

I looked him in the eye, grateful that he’d asked, happy that he still had enough wits to ask. “Do you have any STD’s?” Normally its not something I ask, normally I never have sex without a condom, unless I’m in a relationship with someone I trust. However doubt that Ranger would lie about this. I doubt he’d lie at all.

 

“No, I don’t.”

 

“Then we don’t need a condom, I’ve had a shot.” I rocked against him. “Now fuck me.”

 

“God yes.” He groaned and drove his hips up while using his arms to drive my body down.

 

It took 3 hard, pumping strokes to drive me over. And I went over loudly, yelling hoarsely in Ranger’s ear. One more stroke and Ranger came, biting down on my shoulder, letting out a grunt. I held on around his neck hard, while he cradled me between him and the car. I could feel him pulsing inside me, emptying his load. His breathing was harsh, but not as harsh as mine. If I didn’t control my breathing soon I was going to pass out from lack of oxygen. Slowly I got control. Ranger groaned when I lifted my self off him and slid my legs down to stand. He held onto me and I was glad of it when I stumbled. I stood and waited for the shaking to stop. I smoothed my skirt down and watched as Ranger rearranged himself back into his pants, grimacing when he touched himself. I grinned, wondering how he’d like the feeling of fluid running down between his thighs.

 

I grabbed my panties, bag and keys from my car and stepped back into Ranger. His hands were on my ass leaning over me he put his mouth to my ear. He squeezed and whispered “Again.”

 

He pulled me back against him and ground his hips into my ass. I twisted and turned to him, pulling away while I did. “You can wait 5 minutes until we get inside.”

 

He stepped up to me, backing me against the car. “I don’t think I can.”

 

I hit the central remote locking on my car and pushed him back. “Yes you can. Now lead the way so I can walk behind you and watch your ass.”

 

His head went back and he laughed. But he did turn and I did watch. My, he really had a nice ass. Nice shoulders too.

 

 

 

 

I woke the next day about lunchtime, refreshed and aching. My muscles couldn’t decide whether they were too sore to be happy or too happy to be sore. Either way, it had been a fantastic night. Ranger was still asleep wrapped around me like a blanket. His skin was hot against mine and it was a difficult decision to decide whether to get up or stay there. In the end I got up. Nature was a pain in the ass when there were better things to do. Since I was up and in the bathroom anyways, I showered again and my mind wondered back.

 

Ranger had attacked when we climbed into the elevator. He had me up against the elevator wall before I could say anything. Not that I minded, not that I minded at all. And thanks to that effort most of my clothing and his were kicked in the front door and remained on the floor there. We made our way through his apartment, knocking things over, running into walls and doorjambs we had messy sex in the kitchen and again in the living room. We eventually showered and fell into bed. We spent hours touching and talking, we didn’t get to sleep until close to dawn. I stepped out of the shower and wrapped a towel around my head and another round my body. I had just finished when Ranger came in, sleepily rubbing his eyes. He smiled and his smile lit up the room. I tucked the corner of the towel up and made sure it was secure before stepping into his arms. He was naked still and the various scars on his body almost glowed in the bathroom lights. He had a lot of scars.

 

Ranger’s mouth moved down my neck to my shoulder. “You taste like my shampoo. It’s never tasted this good.”

 

I pulled away and rubbed my palm across his stubbled cheek. “We’ll see after you’ve showered how nice it tastes.”

 

He grinned and slapped my ass hard enough that I was happy the towel was there to take the sting out of it. He climbed in the shower and I went looking for my clothes. I found my shoes in the kitchen, and everything else was on the floor in the entranceway. I bent over to pick them up and the door swung inwards smacking me on the head. The towel cushioned it but I still sprawled onto my ass. I looked up to see who was at the door to find Andrew Paul looking down at me.

 

“Well fuck.”

 

“Well fuck indeed. Don’t just stand their Andy. Help me up.”

 

He held out a hand and pulled me into his arms for a hug. “I always seem to be helping you out of a jam.”

 

“You’re the one who knocked me on my ass.”

 

“Hmm.” He looked around, noticing the state of dishevelment that Ranger and I had left his apartment in after last night’s activities. He looked at our clothes in a pile in the doorway and a sly grin crept across his face. “Well, well. What happened here last night?”

 

“What does it look like Tank?” Ranger had came quietly into the room and was taking in the fact that Andy still had one arm wrapped around my bare shoulders with cool eyes.

 

“Looks like a bomb tore through here.” I elbowed him and stepped away to pick up my clothes.

 

“It looks nothing like a bomb hit.”

 

Ranger looked at me and cocked an eyebrow. “And what do you know about bombs?”

 

Andy grinned and I bent over to pick up my clothes. I bent from the waist, showing Ranger my ass. “My apartment was fire bombed before. I know what a bomb hit looks like.”

 

Andy righted a lamp that we had knocked over and gestured theatrically. “This is Steph.”

 

“I know who she is man.”

 

“No. This is Steph” Andy placed particular emphasis on my name.

 

Ranger looked from Andy to me and back at Andy again. “Bullshit.”

 

Andy grinned and nodded.

 

“Well shit. Seems I’ve heard a lot about you Babe. Tank here told us all sorts of stories.”

 

I shrugged. Probably they were all true. Andy, or Tank as he was known, knew a lot about me to tell. I had met Andy when I was in my final year of college. I hated what I was doing, I hated my life and I hated everyone around me. He found me in a bar on my way to getting inebriated and spent his weekend leave from the army reminding me that life was wonderful. When I left college and couldn’t get a job, Andy had convinced a cousin to take me on in his real estate business. It worked out well for his cousin and me. His cousin got a great sales person and I didn’t have to take a job for some shady lingerie company. Two years or so after my divorce I ran into trouble with a pesky client. The bastard stalked me for a while and the end result was a dead date and my firebombed apartment. A good enough reason as to why men didn’t come home with me. Andy was fun and he was dead sexy, but he was in the army when I met him, thus nothing ever happened between us. Once he had left the army I knew him too well to have even the remotest of sexual interest in him. He was like a little kid in a grown up’s body.

 

I strolled off to get dressed, while Andy and Ranger discussed something about a take down and found 6 missed messages on my phone when I got back. There were also 13 voice messages. Shit. 6 were from my mother, 2 were from my secretary about afternoon appointments, 2 were from Mary Lou wanting to know about the hunk I picked up, 1 was from Eddie another was from a client and the final call was from Joe Morelli. I wondered what the hell he wanted. His call had come about 15 years too late. I didn’t see any reason to return the call so I didn’t. I sat in the kitchen eating some rice paella thing I found in the fridge and called my secretary. I arranged a time for a showing and got her to contact the client who contacted me about the sale.

 

Ranger and Andy came into the kitchen as I finished the rice. I had to go and get ready for my afternoon appointments but Ranger walking around in boxer shorts distracted me. Andy left giving me a kiss on the cheek and a few words of advice. “You always had impeccable taste. What the hell happened?”

 

I gave a snort and shoved him off. “Hormones. Besides, he can drive.”

 

Andy burst out laughing. “Uh huh. Later Steph. Later boss.”

 

Ranger stood behind me, skimming against my back. I slowly turned on my stool and let him stand between my legs. I scrapped my fingernails down his chest and he let his breath out in a hiss. “What did Tank say to you?”

 

“Nothing important.” I bit his left nipple gently and stood up against him. “I have to get to work.”

 

Ranger grabbed my hand and pulled me up hard against him. He kissed me, his fingers squeezing my ass. We pulled away and he walked me to the elevator.

 

I picked up my bag and pulled out a card. “Call me.”

 

I stepped into the elevator and as soon as the doors closed I slumped against the wall. It had taken all my will power to leave and I didn’t like that it had.

 

 

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I stood on the balcony and watched her leave. It had taken all my will power to let her leave. She was amazing, enthralling and scary as hell. I’d never met anyone like her. She pulled out of the underground lot and took off. I could hear her stereo blasting Metallica from here. She was the best fuck I’d ever had and I still wanted more. What’s more amazing was she was the Steph Tank had told us all about. He had told us some fairly amazing stories about her. From the pranks they played to the out and out screaming matches she had with her ex-husband. Tank had said he was more scared of her than us sometimes. And we were pretty damn scary.

 

I watched until her car was out of view and checked the time, wondering how long I should wait to call her. I decided to give it 2 hours. No longer, no less. I worked out, showered again and did some research for a new project we were about to take on. Exactly 2 hours later I called her cell.

 

“Stephanie Plum.”

 

“Yo.”

 

“Ranger.” Her voice went low and husky and my groin twisted.

 

“You’re not even in the room and I’ve got a hard on for you.” She laughed low and throaty.

 

“Now there’s a nice visual. Just what I need while I show this idiot his new house.”

 

“He’s brought it already?”

 

“No, but he will.”

 

“Confident there aren’t you?”

 

“Absolutely.”

 

“Meet me for dinner tonight.”

 

“You don’t think we’ve set enough tongues wagging for the week?”

 

“I think we can do better.”

 

“You don’t ask much do you?”

 

“No, eat, talk, and sex. Not much at all.” She laughed again and I got harder.

 

“Where and when?”

 

“Tonight, 6pm. Where ever you want.”

 

“Rossini’s ok?”

 

“Sure. See you in 3 hours.”

 

“Ranger?” Her voice was low and dangerous. I remembered that tone from the early hours of this morning.

 

“Yeah?”

 

“When I get there, I wont be wearing underwear.” And she hung up. And she expected me to what now? I couldn’t even sit down for the boner I had. I picked up the card with her number and business address. I grabbed my wallet and the keys to my Mercedes and took the elevator to the car lot. I was waiting for her at her work when she returned. Her hair was styled in big soft curls and she had a sky blue skirt suit on. The top was pale green this time but I still wanted to rip her clothes off. She got out of her car and dragged a box of files out of the passenger seat.

 

“Let me take that for you.”

 

She turned, no shock or surprise, just a smug little smirk on her lips. “I’ve got it, thanks.” She hefted the box and swung her butt to close the door. I took the box out of her hands and a frown creased between her brows.

 

“It’s faster this way.” She shrugged as if she didn’t believe it, but turned and grabbed her bag off the bonnet of her car. She let us into the office where a large familiar black woman was working on a crossword in a celebrity magazine. She looked up when the door swung open and the bell above it rang.

 

“Hot damn girlfriend.” She stood up and looked me up and down. She was wearing a cotton dress that would have been nice had it not been skin tight and brilliant pink. Her hair was close to matching. “You’re familiar looking. Seen you down on Stark Street bouncing the brothers off to jail. Yeah. Ranger right? What’s shaking?”

 

“Not much. Lula right?”

 

“Hunh surprised you even heard of me.”

 

“I’ve heard about you. You’re a story of a life gone right in that area. You’re an inspiration to some of the kids there.”

 

She preened and turned to Stephanie who was standing back smirking to herself over the conversation. “He’s ok.”

 

Stephanie nodded to Lula and nodded to a door in the back. “In here.”

 

She went in ahead of me and before she could kick off her shoes I had dropped the box onto a chair and had my hands up her shirt. She groaned softly and leant back into me, raising her arms to encircle my neck. She pulled my head down and I kissed her neck.

 

“Mmmm.” She pulled away abruptly. “Lets get out of here.”

 

“Where are we going?”

 

“My place is closer.” I nodded and we hurried out, calling out ‘bye to Lula who grunted in reply. 10 minutes later we pulled into one of the newer condos on the edge of Hamilton Township. There was a brand new Subaru Impreza WRX and an outfitted 98 Acura Integra. It was a hot car, with a custom make over. An even hotter car was next to it. A new model Toyota Celica souped up to the max, custom kit, custom paints and interior. I was betting under the hood was a custom engine. Probably running nitrous oxide. Stephanie not only knew how to drive, she knew what to drive.

 

“Shit. You ever race this thing?”

 

“A few times.”

 

“You show it?”

 

“Yeah.”

 

“What’s under the hood?”

 

“You want to go upstairs or stand down here talking shop?” She stood with one leg bent, hand on hip, head cocked.

 

“Upstairs.” She grinned.

 

“That’s what I thought.” She led the to an elevator and swiped a card for the penthouse suite.

 

Four hours later we were lying naked and sweaty on her rooftop pool deck, having fallen off an outdoor sun-recliner. I could feel the sun burning my skin and it took a lot of sun to do that. I could just imagine how Steph’s skin was burning. I summoned energy from somewhere and hauled my self to standing. I gave Steph a nudge with my foot. She swore at me but otherwise didn’t move. I leant down and threw her over my shoulder in a fireman carry. She grunted but otherwise made no other movement. I carried her through her bedroom and stood under the shower. I turned the cold water on full blast catching us both. She moved hard and fast, nearly making me loose my grip and dropping her. I slowly eased the water to hot. I let her down and caught her hand when she went to hit me. I missed the foot coming at me and would have a bruise on my shin for quite awhile because of it.

 

“You want to eat?”

 

She snorted. “Sure, but we wont find food here.”

 

“So we stick to the original plan and go out.” She nodded. I dried off and went home to change. I hated being apart from her. I made it to Rossini’s with in half an hour. A record for me even. She was waiting for me, talking to a waitress. My eyes locked on hers and I saw a sexual heat run through them, as she looked me up and down. I’m sure she’d have seen the same in mine had she been looking at them. She closed her eyes and shook her head, turning away. I walked past her, sitting in a booth against the far wall, giving me view of the room. Stephanie sat across from me, looking at me almost accusingly.

 

“This is insane, tell me I’m crazy.” I didn’t have to ask what she was talking about. I knew because I was feeling it too.

 

“If I tell you, will you tell me?” Her eyes narrowed and went wide.

 

“We’re fucked.”

 

“Yes.” She didn’t say anything and we both placed our orders.

 

We didn’t say anything until after the food arrived. She stabbed at her pasta. “Damn.”

 

I looked up her to see her watching me. I paused with a fork half way to my mouth. She licked her lips and I lost my mind. “Move in with me.”

 

She watched me for close to 10 minutes, neither of us saying a word. She nodded once. “Yes.”

 

We’d both lost our minds.

 

 

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“We’re fucked.” Literally and figuratively speaking. My reactions to this guy were freaking me out.

 

“Yes.” I couldn’t reply to that. He agreed so it wasn’t just me. The food arrived and I didn’t realise what I was doing until some of the sauce splattered on the tablecloth. I looked up at Ranger.

 

“Damn.” Ranger looked up from his plate, raised an eyebrow and his arm paused halfway to his mouth loaded with food. My mouth went dry at the look in his eyes. Dark and ominous. I licked my lips.

 

“Move in with me.”

 

Was he insane? And then I realise that somewhere in the back of my head I was actually considering the move. I only met the man a little over 24 hours before and here I was thinking about moving in with him. I watched him, waiting for a sign that he was regretting his impulse. Nothing. Andy trusted him, so that was a plus for him. Andy wouldn’t work for a man he didn’t trust like a brother. Shit! Stop that, so what if Andy trusted him, it was an insane proposition. For over 10 minutes I watched and not a damn thing showed on his face. That more than anything made up my mind to say no. I nodded once in decision, I opened my mouth and the damnedest thing happened. I said, “Yes.”

 

Ranger stood up fast pulling a cell phone from somewhere. He stepped away and started to talk into the cell. He gestured to the waiter and came back to the table. My tiramisu came packed to go. I climbed into my car and followed Ranger out of the lot, tyres squealing. Less than 10 minutes later we pulled to a halt in tandem it the garage at my condo. We stayed in tandem, climbing out of the cars together, walking to the elevator together and then reaching for each other in the elevator.

 

I ripped at his shirt, two buttons popped off. I wanted to touch his skin. Needed to touch his skin. I wanted it, needed it so much it scared me, it was only that the need was so damn over powering that I wasn’t running for my life. This was worse than an addiction. I was addicted to sugar, but I didn’t want it constantly. With Ranger, I craved him. For more than 24 hours, I wanted him, I had him and still I wanted more. I’d have to get smart about this, and smart about it soon. Ranger’s teeth dragged along my collarbone.

 

Tomorrow would be soon enough to get smart. We fell in the door and to the floor when they opened directly into my apartment. Ranger had my dress up around my waist and his pants were hanging at his knees. He entered me before the doors slid shut and still in tandem we came together. Ranger rolled onto his back, pulling me with him to lie on his chest.

 

“We’re insane aren’t we?” A low laugh ran through his chest.

 

“Yes.”

 

“We’re gonna do it anyway aren’t we.”  His left arm squeezed me.

 

“Yes.”

 

Eventually we got up and went our separate ways. Ranger went to the bathroom and I went to the kitchen to eat my tiramisu. I was adding ice cream when Ranger came into the kitchen naked. He picked me up and I grabbed my dessert. I’d burnt off so many calories in the past day that I needed more before I faded away to a shadow. Ranger carried me into the bathroom and stripped me off before helping me into the bathtub. He settled in and pulled me to straddle his legs so I could face him. We shared dessert. Me feeding him small amounts, 1 spoon for my 3. We finished it off and I rested my body against his, close to falling asleep.

 

“Don’t you know that it’s dangerous to sleep in the bath?”

 

“Sure but I’m too damn tired to move.” Ranger was half erect. Like he was too tired to do anything other than lay there also. Twenty minutes later the water was cooling and we summoned energy from somewhere to get up and out. We dried off and fell into bed. Ranger flat on his back, me curled up aver his side. I woke early in the morning or late in the night, lying bodily over him. My head on his shoulder, chest-to-chest, arms around him, hands under his shoulders. My legs were either side of him, stretched down along his. I nuzzled in and Ranger’s arms tightened around me. I turned my head to the other side and went back to sleep.

 

I woke again and an instant feeling of guilt ate at my stomach. Sunday and I’d missed church again. Sunday and I had a date with a pot roast at 6pm. Christ. I sat up on Ranger’s thighs and stared at him. He’d have to come with me, there was no getting around it. Ranger’s eyes fluttered and he reached for me, a smile flirting along his lips. His eyes opened and his hands fell to my hips and gripped.

 

“What’s wrong?”

 

I shook my head. Wouldn’t do to have him know what my family was like before he got there. “I have to go to my parents for dinner tonight. I’d like you to come.”

 

He nodded. “Ok. Why did you look so worried just then?”

 

“Because I’m going to tell my mother I’m moving in with you.”

 

“It won’t be that bad.” It will be bad. It will be very bad, but there was no reason for him to know that. My mother was probably already ironing the towels after word had spread that I’d left Morelli’s party with a man not from the Burg. Of course my grandma will be ecstatic.

 

I shrugged. “Sure. We’re gonna have to play twenty questions. My mother is going to quiz me about you and it wont do to not be able to answer because we’ve been to busy having sex to actually talk.”

 

Ranger laughed. “Sure. Lets go up to the pool and we can play in there.”

 

Another bonus to owning the building and living in the penthouse was the private pool. Neither one of us bothered with clothing. I walked behind him, watching the muscles in his back work as he moved. I stoped by the pool watching as Ranger did a sleek dive into the water. He came up half the pool away and stood swaying slightly in the water that was up to his shoulders. I dove in after him, holding my breath. I pushed between his legs and let out a lungful of air in bubbles. I watched from underwater as the bubbles floated to the top of the water rubbing up and along Ranger’s body. I watched, as Ranger grew hard from the tickling sensation of the bubbles. I felt myself get wet in response.

 

I pushed up and rose out of the water behind him rubbing along his back. I bit down on his shoulder and his head fell backward. I wrapped my legs around his and ran my hands up his stomach to his chest where I pinched his nipples. I ran my left hand up and across his chest to grip on and slid the right down to cup him. I worked his erection even as I bit at his neck. Ranger groaned and I squeezed him. One hand moved to stop me and I grabbed it with my left hand. He groaned louder and his other hand went to take my right one. “Christ. Stop or I’m going to come in your pool.”

 

I stopped and unwrapped my legs, sliding down into the water. Ranger turned to grab me but I grabbed him from underwater taking him into my mouth. It was a little tricky trying to work him with my teeth and tongue and keep from drowning at the same time but somehow I managed it. His hands drove into the water and grabbed at my hair. He thrust into my mouth once and came. I stayed with him, swallowing and releasing a lungful of air around him. I pushed up for air again and wrapped my self around him again breathing as heavily as he was. He put his arms around me and nuzzled his head into my neck, kissing it. I waited until I got my breath back.

 

“Did you enjoy that?” Ranger’s head came out from where it had been hiding, his eyes slightly glazed.

 

“Yes.” His voice was husky. “Very much, thank you.”

 

I smiled. “Great, now lets play 20 questions.” Ranger laughed.

 

“Ok. How about we climb up onto the floating lounge?”

 

“Sure.” Ranger climbed on and I climbed up between his legs. We sank low but once we evened out the weight a little we we’re ok.

 

We went through the basics. Much of which Ranger already knew about me from Andy, or Tank depending on who was saying his name. He was a year younger than me, same as Andy and had pretty much the same background as him. Excesses in drugs, crime and women had just about ended his life when he tangled with the wrong brothers sister. He had been arrested a few times before and went to court over the fighting that resulted from that particular tryst. The naughty boy way into the army, re-upping when he had served his time in there rather than in jail. What came to a surprise was that he had been married and he had a daughter. A daughter! Something must have shown.

 

“What?” Ranger’s hands stilled where they had been roaming, massaging my upper body gently.

 

“Where does she live?”

 

“In Miami with her mother.”

 

I let out an explosive breath. “You see her much?”

 

“When I’m in the area.”

 

“So she doesn’t come here?” I could feel my body relaxing again.

 

“No. Why?”

 

“I’m not good with kids.”

 

“She’s not much of a kid anymore, she’s 9 years old.”

 

“You must have been young when she was born.” He answered my unasked question.

 

“Melanie was a one night stand. She tracked me down through my brother. We got married the weekend you met Tank.” He shifted slightly and we nearly went into the water. We adjusted and he went on. “She was from a poor family and we both agreed to marry so she could have the army insurance while she was pregnant. We divorced when Emily was 5 and Melanie met a man where she worked. I had him checked out and he was on the level and I agreed to the divorce and we worked out a custody settlement. I can see Emily anytime I’m in Miami, but she isn’t allowed to come here.”

 

“Did Melanie make you agree to that?”

 

“No, I made her agree to it. My life isn’t suited to a child and a child’s needs. My profession is a dangerous one and I have a lot of enemies. When Emily turns 16 she can come visit me provided she keeps up her training.”

 

“Training?”

 

“Self defence and some martial arts.” That didn’t sound like much of a childhood to me. Sounded like boot camp. “She likes it so that’s ok, she loves all sports and does something different everyday.” I could hear the grin in his voice. “My daughter the overachiever. Sometimes her mother has trouble keeping up. Em has to push her sometimes in case they’re late.”

 

I rolled my eyes. Emily sounded a lot like my sister Valerie. Valerie the perfect sister. We stayed in the pool awhile longer talking but I finally had to get out of the sun before I burned to a crisp. Ranger stayed out and lapped the pool while I showered and called my mother telling her I was bringing a guest. I told her to cook something reasonably healthy and she got offended. She cheered up when I mentioned the guest was a male guest. My mother was ever the optimist. She wanted me married and pregnant. I’d done one and wasn’t particularly interested in two. But my mother was ever hopeful. If my sister didn’t live in LA my mother might just let up on the whole thing. But as it was my sister got smart and moved to the other side of the country.

 

Ranger came inside dripping wet and he smiled a predatory smile. I felt my limbs go heavy. Minutes later my sheets and I were wet and Ranger was driving me to orgasm.

 

 

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“No Grandma.”

 

“You sure?”

 

“Very sure.” Stephanie was looking at me. She wanted out of there. I didn’t blame her. Dinner had been a nightmare. I started the engine. “Bye grandma.”

 

“Bye Steph, Bye hot stuff.”

 

“See you later Grandma Mazure.” She stood on the porch and stayed there until we turned the corner. I let out an explosive breath. “Jesus.”

 

“My sister is normal.”

 

“Right.” She grinned and settled back into the seat, closing her eyes. A minute later she was making small twitching movements, like a puppy dreaming of chasing rabbits. I wondered what she was chasing. We had pulled up to find Helen and Grandma Mazure waiting on the porch. Stephanie had pushed until we got there at 559pm, she wouldn’t accept us being late. Said sex wasn’t worth the hassles of facing her mother if dinner was on the table late. Now I agreed with her.

 

We had sat at the table, Steph and I across from her Grandma, Frank on my end of the table and Helen on Steph’s end. Helen had gone slightly of her nut when Steph said she was moving in with me. Her Grandma had sat back, grin on her face and cackled. Frank’s hand convulsed around the knife he was using to cut up the pot roast. He gave me a look that would have scared off any would be boyfriend. I didn’t look away. Steph had told me he did a tour of ‘Nam. Better to look a soldier in the eye when he thought you were about to defile all that was sacred. Steph, who was still trying to get her grandma to stop laughing and get her mother to stop genuflecting, mentioned that Tank was my friend and worked for me. Helen stopped signing the holy cross and her grandma stopped cackling. Frank’s hand relaxed its grip on the knife, but the look didn’t change. They honestly thought Tank was a good guy? He was one of the deadliest I knew. He was only a good guy when he was on your side. When he was on the other side you had better run for your life.

 

Right before dessert was brought out, Stephanie’s Grandma pulled a .45 colt out from under the table. Helen went crazy, moaning and yelling all at once. Frank just kept on eating as if it was an everyday occurrence and Stephanie grabbed my arm as if she knew of my immediate reaction to pull my own gun. Grandma Mazure put the gun away and went to help Helen bring out dessert.

 

“You should talk to Andy about the first time he came to dinner.” She looked thoughtful. “And his second time.”

 

Frank laughed softly and Steph grinned at him. “Don’t remind your mother.”

 

Helen stepped through the door and their faces were wiped clean of grins, simple as that. If I hadn’t been in the room watching it I wouldn’t have known it had happened. Stephanie had been correct in the assumption that her mother would ask infinite questions. And Stephanie knew most all of the answers. She knew her mother and what she would want to know. We finally escaped, hearts, minds and bodies intact. Barely. I pulled into the car lot of my building and parked next to Tank’s hummer. Tank got out and opened the passenger side door.

 

“The others are on their way.” I nodded and he hefted Stephanie into his arms as though he had done it many times before. I squished a sudden jolt of jealousy when she moved into him; she was mine now, that’s what mattered. I grabbed the bag she had packed at her place and led the way to the elevator. I dumped her bag and took her from Tank’s arms. I carried her into the bedroom and lay her on the bed. She woke when I was stripping her off.

 

“You know it’s polite to wait for me to wake up.” I grinned down into her sleepy face.

 

“Tank’s here. Let me finish stripping you off and you can get some sleep while I talk to him and the others when they get here.” She looked at her watch and sighed.

 

“I need to get some work done too. So I’ll do it now while you talk to Andy and the guys.” She was down to a bra and underwear. She sat up and kissed me. Hard and fast. Pushing away to stand up. She pulled a pair of snoopy boxers out of her bag and a matching tank top and handed them to me to hold. She smiled at me slowly, reaching behind her to undo her bra. She wriggled her shoulders and everything wriggled as the bra fell down her arms to the floor. She ran her hands down her stomach and bent over, pushing her underwear down.

 

“Shit.” I swallowed hard. I was about to come in my pants.

 

She took three steps closing the distance between us and grabbed me shirt. She kissed me again, this time, slow, deep and drugging. She pulled back, grabbed her clothes and took off laughing. She went through the door and there was a yell.

 

I followed and stopped just outside the door, not knowing weather to laugh or swear. Stephanie lay naked on the floor, flat on her back with Tank standing above her. The boxers and tank top were on the floor on the other side of Tank. She stood up and started to yell at him. “Jesus Andy! What were you doing standing there?”

 

“I was coming to get Ranger. The guys are here.”

 

“Why didn’t you move?”

 

“You were going too fast. Why were you running?”

 

Her eyes opened wide. I had wondered how long it was going to take for her to realise she was naked. “Shit where are the guys?”

 

“Here.”

 

“Here.”

 

“Here.”

 

Stephanie stood in the hallway and met my eyes. She drew her shoulders back and turned to face them. “Well? Are you just going to stand there?”

 

They all nodded.

 

“That’s just rude. You’re not even going to introduce yourselves?”

 

“You’re standing there naked and you want us to introduce ourselves?” by the look on Lester’s face he wasn’t sure weather to be amused or turned on.

 

“You want me to get dressed?” I leaned against the wall, this was proving to be very amusing. And a turn on, though I was hard as a rock already.

 

“Hell no Stephanie Plum. I’ve been waiting for years to see you naked.” Bobby knew Steph?

 

“Well if it isn’t Robert Brown. What are you doing with this lot?” She said ‘lot’ like it was a bad thing.

 

He smiled a big toothy smile. “It’s all part of my grand plan to see you naked.”

 

“Uh huh.” She dismissed him by picking up her clothes and brushing past me back into the bedroom. The door slammed behind her. A muffled ‘idiots’ came through and that was it. I nodded down the hall.

 

“Lets get to work.”

 

 

 

An hour later we found Steph in the kitchen area eating ice cream out of a container talking on her phone. Disappointingly she was dressed. The guys were loud and she dropped her spoon to press her finger to her ear. Her face got darker and darker and finally she pulled the phone away from her ear. “Shut up for a minute would you? I’m on the phone here.”

 

The guys went quiet and looked from her to me and back again. She made a motion with her arm. “That’s better. Thanks.”

 

She pulled the phone back to her ear and started to eat again. Lester got up and walked to her snapping the phone closed in her hand. I didn’t move, this had to be between her and them. Besides, I had no doubt who would win. She looked at him, blue eyes snapping mad. This was going to be good. I saw Mark and Tank make hand gestures on bets. Tank upped Mark’s bet, backing Steph for a hundred.

 

“Who do you think you are?” Lester got right up in her face. Points for her for not backing down. Show these guy's an inch of weakness and they’ll push for a mile.

 

Steph smiled slowly. “I’m me. Who do you think you are?”

 

“Lester Santos.”

 

“Well Lester. I think you owe me an apology.”

 

Lester let out a bark of laughter. “Excuse me?”

 

“You just hung up on me. That could have been a client. Worse though, it was my best friend. I should make you call her and apologise too.”

 

“Who are you that I should be apologising to?”

 

“Think about it and ask me a question worth answering.” Lester stepped right up to her so that she had to tip her head back to look him in the eyes. Tank made a sound and Stephanie gestured. “No Andy. This is between me and Lester here.”

 

Lester took a step back and glanced back to Tank. “Who are you to call him Andy? He doesn’t let many people call him Andy.”

 

Stephanie’s eyes narrowed. “And Ranger doesn’t show just anyone where he lives. Gee Santos, I thought you’d be smarter than that.”

 

Lester rolled his shoulders. “I’m smarter than you’d believe.”

 

It was true. Lester tested at genius levels. He just had a problem with the everyday kind of intellect.

 

Stephanie just looked at him. “Are you going to apologise?”

 

Lester had backed down, realising that she obviously meant something to Tank and I. “For what?”

 

“For being rude. For hanging up on me and my best friend in my own damn home!” Steph was pretty damn steamed. Four pairs of eyes swivelled to me and I nodded. Tank raised his brow and then slowly started to nod and smile. Bobby’s face was blank, while Mark and Lester’s faced registered shock.

 

Slowly Lester nodded and his gaze turned to Stephanie. He looked at her contemplatively. “You’re right, I was rude. I’m sorry. But I want you to know that I’m apologising because I was rude. Not because you live with my boss.”

 

Stephanie shrugged. “Sure.” And she went back to eating ice cream redialling her best friend I presume.

 

“That’s it?” Lester never knew when enough was enough.

 

“Sure. You apologised. End of story.” Lester was looking amazed, usually a female will drag out a fight. I was male, I knew. I had been on the end of a few of those kind of fights. Stephanie picked up her ice cream and walked out of the room with it, talking to her friend with the cell phone in her other arm. Mark slapped the table and pulled his wallet out, handing a grinning Tank a hundred dollar bill. Bobby was still blank faced.

 

We all grabbed something to eat and sat round the bench top. “So Bobby, how did you know Steph?”

 

“She used to be a majorette when I played ball in high school. She was damn hot. Course since she was always on the opposite team it wasn’t right that we ever got together. I used to tease shit out of her.”

 

“A majorette? In those little boots and skirt? Shit.” I was getting hard about it.

 

He started to laugh. “I remember at one game she took out her side’s cheerleaders. The pyramid fell when she lost her baton. She used to hate the cheerleaders though, like most majorettes. There were rumours she did it deliberately.”

 

Tank cracked up. “She did.” Attention shifted to Tank and before anyone could ask he answered. “That’s Steph. You know, the Steph.”

 

A collective sigh left the other three men.

 

“Damn.” Lester looked at the closed door and his shoulders slumped. “Wish you had told me before I got up all in her face.”

 

“Wish you’d told me before I bet a hundred bucks on it.”

 

“Shit man, you told us what happened with her stalker. He had to have a fucking testicle removed.”

 

Tank’s face darkened. “Muthafucker deserved all he got.”

 

Through the apartment I heard a squeal and a loud thump. We all jumped up and went running.

 

 

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I woke up comfortable and in bed. I yawned and moaned in pain. My head hurt like a bitch. I lifted my arms and gently probed the back of my head where the pain radiated from. I slowly realised I couldn’t focus and that no one was around. I tried sitting up and didn’t even get so far as to my elbows when I blacked out. Well shit.

 

 

 

I came to again, I don’t know how much later. I sat up, slowly. Colours morphed and everything went photonegative. Dark was light and light was dark. I let out a groan and it hurt my head. I lay back again and let the colours morph back to normal. Everything was still blurry but I made out Ranger as he came through the bedroom door.

 

“What happened?”

 

“You don’t remember?”

 

“I remember leaving the kitchen.” I paused. “I slipped? On the corner of a rug?”

 

“Yeah, that’s what we think. You hit your head on the tiles.” No wonder it hurt like a bitch.

 

“How long have I been out of it?”

 

“Not long, bout and hour or so.”

 

“Shit. I need to talk to Mary Lou. She’ll be panicking.” Ranger smiled and shook his head as he sat next to me with a glass of water.

 

“Here drink up.” He held the water to my mouth and I took a few sips as he explained the Andy had talked to Mary Lou. That was ok then. Mary Lou thought Andy was a spunk. Mary Lou had thought I was insane to not hook up with him instead of Dickie. She had been right, but she didn’t hold it above me. Everything was back to normal with my vision and I tried sitting up again. With Ranger’s help things went blurry but the didn’t go photonegative. “The guys are going to move your stuff tomorrow. Is there any furniture or anything you want brought over?”

 

I looked at him. He didn’t seem to realise that no one, no one at all was going into my apartment without my permission. “No, they aren’t.”

 

“What?”

 

“Everything that needs to be moved will be moved by me.”

 

“It’ll be easier this way.”

 

“I don’t care from easy. No one is going through my stuff.” Ranger had an eyebrow raised.

 

“So you don’t want to move in tomorrow. Is that it?”

 

“No. I can do it myself tomorrow. Monday is my day off.” I worked solid Tuesday through Saturday and had a half day Sunday. I liked being my own boss.

 

“You sure you don’t want the guys to do it? You have a concussion.”

 

“I’ll be fine by tomorrow. Besides, I’m only bringing clothes and a few personal things.” He nodded.

 

“Ok. If you want help call me and if I can I’ll come help.” I could see the thought run through his eyes that someone would anyway. I wanted to go to sleep and I doubted that with him next to me that would happen anytime soon.

 

“Can you do me a favour?”

 

“What?”

 

“Will you go get Rex for me?”

 

“And bring him here?”

 

“Well yeah.” Where else would he go?

 

“Can’t believe I’m going to let a rodent live in my kitchen.”

 

“He’s not a rodent! Rex is a hamster!” I lay back down. That little piece of yelling had cost my head.

 

“Ok. Calm down. Where’s the swipe card?”

 

“In my bag. I think.”

 

He left and came back in carrying my bag. I dumped it upside down and everything came out in a pile of mess. I found it wedged in my wallet. Amazing. It was where it was meant to be. Ranger hesitated in the doorway.

 

“What?”

 

“Can I drive your Celica back?” He looked like a little kid anticipating Christmas and Santa bringing lots of presents. I’d only had the Celica for a few months.

 

“Sure. Keys are in the desk drawer, top left.” He started out. “You so much as even scratch it I’ll kick you ass.”

 

He laughed and left. I used an arm to swipe everything of the bed and fell to sleep immediately.

 

 

 

The next day I promoted Lula to rentals manager when the current manager Vic Blake quit when I told him the put my condo on the rental list. Apparently he had been holding a candle for me thinking we were going to get it together eventually. And when that had happened he was expecting to take over my business while I stayed home and had the babies. My moving in with Ranger had crimped his designs and he was moving onto the next lady he had in his sites. I was really hoping he gave the office as a reference.

 

Mary Lou and I spent a few hours going through my stuff and I packed up all my memories into boxes. I called Andy and he set a time so I could borrow his Hummer. He wanted to take my Celica but I still hadn’t got it back from Ranger, so he settled on the Subaru. I loaded as much into it as I could and then started to load up the Hummer. When that was filled up I put the last few boxes into the Acura. I had been worried that there wouldn’t be enough parking space with my four cars and all of Ranger’s cars but he had assured me there was plenty of parking positions. Another advantage to owning the building.

 

It took us all day long. Mostly because Mary Lou and I took plenty of time to catch up and giggle over every little thing we found that might have been incriminating. It had been a long time since Mary Lou and I had spent a day together. So it was a great day for me in that regard. It was a great day all round. Ranger had balked at letting me tell Mary Lou where I was going to be living and we had argued. I had won on the point that if I couldn’t tell the people I loved where I was going to be living I wasn’t going to be living there.

 

By 9pm that night I had most everything put away and was stretching out on the couch with Ranger while he watched a documentary on the elephants of Africa. We had spent a few hours together earlier while I had put stuff away. Ranger had been moving his stuff around to accommodate me and mine. Now I was just ready to crash out. Or at least lie here and not move. Ranger was spooning me and my eyes were slowly drooping. Ranger’s right hand was slowly making large circles on my stomach lulling me deeper to sleep. His hand moved up to cup my breast and started to squeeze and release. I sighed and turned to face him so I could kiss him.

 

 

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I had been concerned earlier when Steph had woke up with a headache. I had been prepared to argue with her about her going to pack up her stuff but she had been gone before I had gotten out of the shower. When Tank had turned up just before I was going to call her saying that she had called him and arranged to borrow his Hummer I was relieved. I was kind of shocked at how much I was thinking about her. I had tried unsuccessfully to concentrate on business all day long only to realise I was daydreaming about her.

 

Now we were lying on the couch and she had just rolled to face me. We were kissing, long slow kisses. Drugging kisses with our eyes opened and hands moving against each other. I wasn’t in any hurry, we had plenty of time together now. She pulled away and grinned at me.

 

“I’m happy I’m here.” I grinned back at her.

 

“I’m happy you’re here too.” She came back for another kiss. And pulled away again.

 

“Do you think we’re crazy?”

 

I smiled. I couldn’t help it, she didn’t sound the least bit concerned about it. “Absolutely.”

 

She sighed and moved into my neck, burying her face against me. “Me too.”

 

I wrapped my arms around her as hers came around me. I thought back to earlier this afternoon when Steph’s friend Mary Lou had come up to me and threatened to cut off my balls should I hurt her friend in any manner. Mary Lou was a pit bull. I liked her. I had done my best to reassure her but it wasn’t until Tank had come in and told her I was ok that she had let up on the subject. I was amazed by these people and their faith in Tank. And once again I was glad to know that he was on my side.

 

Steph wrapped her leg up over mine, seeming to try and wrap herself around me. I pulled her closer and breathed in the scent of her. I wanted to keep her wrapped around me like this for the longest time. She exhaled and goose bumps raced across my skin where her breath flowed. My body and mind slowly relaxed and I fell asleep feeling her heart beat against mine. My last conscious thought was that it would be awfully easy to fall in love with this lady.

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