I do not want 32 papers on Marjiuana
Marjiuana grows in the dirt, its my god given right to smoke it!
~Coccaine grows in the dirt too.
So back to marjiuana- Wouldnt that fit under"the pursuit of happiness?"
Gay Adoption: what like people adopting gay kids?
Take out Galelio, badda bing, badda boom
Today I will be touching on the elderly
Miller Time
What instrument do you play?
umm..stereo? Ryan Brown
TO Do List: Strangle my imaginary cat.
Ryan Brown
T~Sorry I'm all mixed up, it's the end of time.
D~Don't you mean end of the term?
AIR MANDOLIN BABY!!
I want to be in the Pepsi generation.
~Well I want to be the Y generation...You wanna FIGHT??!!
If you're not wasted the day is.
Class lets please get back on topic
~NO!!!!
Meth and Ice cream ...mmmmm
I never had alcohol till I was married..and it was wine.
~ were you chugging it from the box you crazy biatch??
Oh no, they didn't have BOXED wine.
Mushroom scrubbers: they're little wooden handles with baby hair..
~They use BABIES HAIR????
I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!
~anonymous
Did I just see bubbles in a college classroom?
If you would just think before you opened your mouths
Women only make 75% of what men do
~ you're making THAT much?!
We can get these resources for you..even if they dont belong to us, badda bing!
Gays arent going to use up all the marriage licenses, there are enough to go around
There are many addiactions...such as Da Porn!
I actually have a totally different definition for prompt, like on time.~scott
Z~I wanted a Swedish joke, not an overture!
G~ I'm Norweign
Z~ Whatever...
G~ My family actually has its own musem.
Z~ WOW.. that must be the shittiest museum....
You can buy phermones online! you put a little dab behind the ears, the girls go WILD!~Jordan
R~ Women get on the same cylce cause they can smell each other menstrating.
G~ umm, thank you...man
Z~ we've been reading all these stories about ethinc groups being oppressed...I want to hear from the OPRESSORS!!!
T~ Well Ryan can't give his speech cause he has Larangitis- except when he talks to Olivia.
Z~Rupert Redford is a punk!!
T~ Scott, would you like to do it with me?
S~I would love to do it with you.
Z~ WOW your speech makes me want to be Norweigen
G~ REally?? this sweater I'm wearing is Norweigen!
Z~..Um..Never mind.
J~ You need to stand more formal, like dancing with the english and eating caviar
Z~English!? thats tea and scrumpets!
J~ Scrumpets??!! Dont you mean crumpets?!