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| Welcome to 'Dear Yami'. Here you can ask Yami all those questions you long to know the answers to, and Yami will write back! (or else) Just send Yami your letters and he will reply! Right Yami? Yami: I never agreed to this... Saphire:..... *holds up pixi stix* Yami: GIMMIE LETTERS!!! Riiiiiiiiight..... anyway, just send em in so Yami can start answering and check back to see if he has answered, now, here to tell you how to send them in is..... dum dum.... Yami Bakura!! Yami Bakura: *sees pixi stix* oooooooo *grabs a microphone* That's right!! Just send your letters in.... well letter format, including your name (or psudo *false* name) and email! So tor- i mean send questions for ja- i mean Yami today!! Just send all entries to [email protected] Saphire: very good *tosses bag of pixi stix* Send em in!!! |
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| Dear Yami, Flamethrowers or Granades? ~The Ever Hyper Sarah ~~~~~~ Dear 'The Ever Hyper Sarah', A very interesting question indeed. Both have their ups and downs. But personally i would choose flamethrowers (better for burning annoying white-haired tomb robbers.....) You have an interesting title i must say and i hope we never have to meet in a dark alley..... or in a brightly lit park for that matter. ~The mighty pharaoh, Yami~ |
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| Dear Yami, Can you help me? I have this insane sp-... brother... who is sending me to the brink of insanity with his tor-.... annoyance. Every morning at 5am he will sing the Barney song through a megaphone into my sou-... window. Then at lunch he will demand to eat raw me-... veggies, and if he doesn't get it he will try to ki-... bother me. Can you please send him ba- i mean, help me to deal with this sp-..... brother of mine? Uh oh here he comes..... ~Ry-...... desperate ~~~~~~ Dear Ryou, There is no need to hide your identity, but I thought I had sent that misserable tomb robber to the shadow realm. Well tell your yami this, GET BACK TO THAT SHADOW REALM BEFORE I PERSONALLY COME OVER THERE AND SHOVE YOU BACK IN!!!! Glad I kept my cool about that. Well if you will excuse me now I have a certain tomb robber to banish. ~The mighty, way better than a tomb robber, pharaoh, Yami~ |
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| Dear Yami, Is there anyway you can hook me up with one of your friends? Plus, which do you think is better: sexy or badass? ~The very desperate Myloko ~~~~~~ Dear Myloko, For one I will not 'hook you up'. I do not have any friends, all the people I hang out with are Yugi's friends. Not mine. Now for the second, I would say sexy. Anyone can be a badass but it just not right if its, say, a mall Santa. Last, are you not already married to someone *cough*yamimalik*cough*. Man you are desperate. Let us hope we never meet in..... well just never. ~The mighty pharaoh, *cough*notmatchmaker*cough*, Yami~ |
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| Dear Yami- Hey spirit! Whatz new? N.M.H. N.E. Ways I was just writing in. Do you think that you could get me the hook-up w/ Jou? 'Cuz I think he's hott and I really like him. I know he's got the thing for Mai, but she's a greedy b****. So... could you help me? I would be much obliged if you could. Thanks! ~Savannah the pretty Jou lover ~~~~~~ Dear Savannah, *shivers* Internet slang. It's enough to drive even a wise pharaoh like me insane. Why must you waste me precious time with such a question? I have said it before and I will say it again, I AM NOT A MATCHMAKER!! I could care less if you were doomed to spend the rest of your days alone on a desert island. You are of no imporance if my time. Still on the subject, Mai may be greedy and a tad vain... ok lets face it she is a bitch, BUT WHO CARES? We all know that is how it will end so there. *sticks out tounge* Yami Bakura: Very mature. Yami: Get out, this is my letter. To say it simply, I will never help you, sorry, and you will remain on of the many Jou fan girls just like all the rest. ~The mighty, never EVER a matchmaker, Yami~ |
| Dear Yami, What is it like having to deal with that ANNOYING S. O. B. Anzu? And why is Jou still looking shabby after you won, (yes YOU, not Yugi) the 3 million $ and gave it to him? I know Shizuka's operation didn't cost EXACTLY $3 million. And who ever heard of an albino Egyptian (namely, Yami Bakura)? And why do you always hog the spotlight? Don't you know that we wanna see more than just you and Yugi! Signed, ~The Crazy Psycho One~ ~~~~~~ Dear 'The Crazy Psycho One', My my! So many questions! First off, I can't stand having to put up with Anzu, but there are some tips to ignoring her, A) when she begins a friendship rant, suddenly feel the urge to clean out your soul room. B) get as far away as possible and look through your deck again. C) shove her off a cliff. As for your second question, HOW SHOULD I KNOW? Ask Jou. Your 3rd question. I really don't know but it's probly along the lines of how we have an Egyptian with tri-colored hair... which there is nothing bad about, and how we somehow got two blonde Egyptians. And last of all, HOW DARE YOU! I do not hog the spotlight! Everyone just knows that I am just more photogenic than the others. Yugi isn't even as photogenic as I, and I currently have modeling sessions set up with several endorcement groups. Hey, everyone just can't be me. ~The Mighty, and quite beautiful Pharaoh, Yami~ |
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| Dear Yami, I'mmmm back! Did ya miss me? Anyways, why won't you show any other emotions when you duel? it seems as though all you ever do is show your usual smug look, the 'You are SO gonna lose' look, the 'Ahh! My monster is destroyed' look, and the surprised look. And you rarely ever smile! What's up with that? Oh, and you tried to steal the spotlight on those TV Guide mags! I bought the ones with Malik and Mai on them, and what do I see? YOU in the backround! ~_~' ~The Crazy Psycho One~ ~~~~~~ Dear 'The Crazy Psycho One', Sorry..... no I didn't miss you. But it does look like you got my last responce. Now for this letter. Why must you bug me with this? I show emotions!! There's my confident smug look, frustrated smug look, tention smug look, relaxed smug look, worried smug look, and that's just the smug catagory! And I do too smile! I just try to refrain from doing so for it causes my many masses of fan girls to either faint or glomp me. The price of fame. *sigh* As for your last question, as you know those pictures were made just for TV Guide. But as you can see, the others had several flaws in them so they stuck me in to divert your eyes. And like I said before, I am just photogenic! And as my rabid fan girls say, there is no such thing as too much Yami. ~The Might Pharaoh, Yami~ |
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| Dear Yami, I was wondering if you would go out with me. I thunk that you are so great and a real hunk too. So please say yes. If it helps I am a expert duelist. at school and the game shop they call me the Queen of games because whenever I participate in a tournament I always win. My favorite and ultimate monster is the Dark Magician girl of course. I have a super rare and ultra rare version and all existing Magicians o hand. I love you, Pharaoh Yami so please except. Ashiteru! Sarabada... Kikyou a.k.a. Ashly ****** Dear Ashly, Ok� I hate to say it but I must decline. Sure you say you are the �Queen of Games� But a queen could never beat a king. Sorry. Sure you always win but that is because you have never met me in a duel. Now here is what I question, you say you a super rare and ultra rare version of all existing magicians? That�s not possible, they only come one way! Not both. And all magicians currently available are ultra rare.. At least I believe. So I must decline your offer but you worship of my greatness is always welcome. Just get in line with the other 500000000 fans who wish to date and/or marry me. *sigh* My fans� ~The Mighty, And Adored, Pharaoh, Yami~ |
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| Dear Yami, How are you? *Pauses* *Thinks* why am I asking this? Common Courtesy I guess, more than he�s got. *Out loud again* Well anyway, back to my questions. MWA HA HA HA HA! Finally you can�t avoid me! So my dear Yami, Why is it that persistently bother me, to use my computer, and why is it that I can�t get it through your 5000 year old head why I�m scared of you touching it! Why is it that even time you have sugar all hell breaks loose? You�d think a 5000-year-old pharaoh could handle a little whipped cream, but apparently not. And why is it that EVERY time Grandpa brings home pudding, It�s always gone conveniently BEFORE I get some? Hmmmmmmm? Any answers to that one? Oh and yes, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF MY HAIR GEL? Did you honestly need 2 bottles, to put up your hair? I mean good Ra! Honestly two bottles! And to add a few other things to the list! Could you show me some appreciation? You are sharing my body ya know! Gah! I don�t even see why I�m writing you! I could just yell at you at home, but you�d just avoid me! So answer to those questions would ya? ~ Yugi Moto ****** Dear Aibou, Hello Aibou� nice weather hmm? *Sweat drop* now to answer a few of your simple questions. I just need to computer to answer these questions! Not many people can read to much Egyptian text now-a-days and every time I write on paper I begin to mix all the little symbols up and its all confuse�.. AHHHH�.. Er�. Yes. *cough* But you can trust me! I�m not like the damn tomb robber who like to play with his lighter half�s father�s power tools� but lets not go into the details of that disaster. Now about sugar�.. Sugar plus ancient spirit equals bad mix. Sugar doesn�t really seem to go well when your semi-dead so instead of processing normally�� I all just kinda makes you REALLY REALLY hyper� lets not go into the whipped cream incident� Now about the pudding, If you had been paying less attention to your sad duel with Anzu every time, you would have seen that when ever pudding was brought into the house, Jou was suspiciously creep into the kitchen for a glass of water. I found him eating all the pudding� Now about the hair gel. I DIDN�T USE IT ALL!! I only borrowed half of the first bottle. Now the rest of it, it seems that tomb robber freak and his little thief buddy were over that day and by the looks of their hair you know that has to take a lot of hair gel! And then the last bit I saw your grandfather merrily dabbing his hair with it in the bathroom one morning. I�m sorry if you think I�ve not been kinder to you but COME ON! Could you NOT blame me for everything that happens!! You think I�m sharing your body by choice?? I think I deserve a little respect after being squished up in the puzzle for several millennia! Sheesh! ~The Might Pharaoh, Yami~ |
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| Dear Yami, Ever had a crush? (Speaking of girls, do YOU know why everyone HATES Anzu??) ****** Dear Anonymous, Wow� the shortest letter I�ve ever gotten� I think anyway. The answer is no. I have to time for silly childish things such as crushes. I�ve always been much too busy with my dueling, my deck, dueling, beating Kaiba, dueling, and being the king of games! Even back when I was the pharaoh, I had no need for a crush, women just threw themselves at me! Now there is a logical reason why EVERYONE hates Anzu. FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES!! You just try standing there, trying to concentrate on a duel, when all of a sudden you hear a friendship rant in the background! It�s the most annoying thing on the earth! Now if she has duct tape on her mouth, she isn�t so bad. But that little peppy talk is just like nails on a chalkboard! I hope I have answered your questions. ~The Mighty Pharaoh, Yami~ |