*"Would you like a piece of anarchee?"-Tim and Natale on a French Food Day*
*"Pineapples!!"-During a boring French class, the blessed word that Tim uttered that started the legacy of randomness*
*"I don't have your time"-Alejandro*
*"Just take the damn $20!"-Tim, to the befuddled cab driver, while he and Natale were racing the clock to get back to Prep from their misadventure in Alexandria*
*"Praise Allah!*-The befuddled cab driver*
*"Where are my balls?"-Natale, while attempting to play pool*
"Well, I could point them out or I could grab them for you.."-Jessica, in response to Natale's comment about the location of her balls*
*"Wow, here are some winners"*-Natale and Tim, commenting at the scantily-clothed sluts at Prep Homecoming"
"I swear on all that is good and holy I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO ALEXANDRIA!!"-Natale and Tim, vehemently denying their illicit trip to a state several states away from the one they were supposed to be in*
*"Are you upside down again?"-Tim, to Natale after she revealed to him the glories of being upside down*
*"My bitches better recognize"-Angel*
*"Tim, do us all a favor and go shoot yourself"-Billy, every day*
*"You're upside down again, aren't you??"-Tim, to Natale after she randomly burst into hysterical laughter while on the phone with him.*
*"Natale, get out of my phone and go to bed"*-Tim, every night at Prep*
*"Tim, are you talking to the bathroom fixtures again?*-Natale, commenting on Tim's inordinate craving to converse with toilets and the like*
*They saw me"-Tim commenting on the animation of Prep automatic toilets*
*"Yay!!!"-Tabitha, commenting on everything*
*"Who?What?Where?When?How? Wait, I'm confused"-Jessica, after being asked her name*
*You're talking to the bathroom fixtures again, aren't you??"-Natale to Tim, after she hears that all too familiar flush in the background*
*"Call Mistress of Sin and Darkness"-Tim, using his voice-dial to call Natale*
*"WRONG, YOU HAD SPECIAL K WITH SLICED BANANAS!!!!"-Dana Carvey, as John McLaughlin*
*"Well, isn't that special"-Dana Carvey, as the Church Lady*
*She is NOT my girlfriend! Do I need to make a diagram for you??"-Tim, to his friends who refuse to believe that there is such a thing as a platonic relationship*
*"Fiesta fiesta!!"-what Alejandro thinks Natale wants to do with him*
*"Well, isn't that convenient"-Dana Carvey, as the Church Lady*
*"Grievous chasms of torturous, hellfire sin!"-Jimmy Swaggart, responding to the Church Lady*
*"ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 14, 1 BEING LEAST DEGREE OF LIKELIHOOD, 14 BEING ABSOLUTE METAPHYSICAL CERTITUDE...."-Dana Carvey, as John McLaughlin*
*"People, I feel like a piece of chum in a shark tank, gimme a break"-Weirdass employee at Borders Bookstore*
*"Wow, West Virginia really is the armpit of the world"-Tim, at Natale's prompting, to the girl who answers the phones at the movies, after being told the Dana Carvey movie was not there yet.*
*"YARK! YARK! YARK!"-Oz, who wrote it all over Madelynne's senior book. When asked what it meant, he replied "Nothing at all, it's just a sound I like."*
*"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"-what Natale and Oz graffiti all over the school (and in Oz's case, certain Americana objects...)
*"Well, I can't say it right now, there are minors about.."-Tim, to Natale while describing a poem from a book he has read for English*
*"MINERS???"-Natale, in response to Tim's comment about the presence of underage children*
*"I don't KNOW where I'm going"-Tim, commenting on his complete ignorance of the whereabouts of the L.L. Bean emporium, much to the ire of Julia*
*"Not gonna do it, not gonna do it"-Tim and Natale's response to all requests of authority*
*"I don't want to hold the purse"-Tim's pleas of mercy at Prep Homecoming I and II*
*"Sure, I'll hold the purse"-Alejandro's response to Jessica's all too seductive plea*
*"Keep the good job!"-Confusing message to Natale by Alejandro*
*"Can I keep him?"-Tabitha, requesting to spirit Kevin to West Virginia*
*"To spend the night...with our dates....at the Marriot"-Tim's all-too-classic request of Mr. Powers, the Dean*
*"I am a bulldog....whatever happens here, trust me, I will be in the middle of it"-Julia laying it on with a trowel to Mr. Powers"*
*"POOK'S!!!"-Random interjections by Tim whenever the Marriot is mentioned*
*"Controlled freedom has taken on a whole new meaning"-Natale, after the epic confrontation with Powers*
*"As the IRS building continues"-Natale, during Ravage II of DC*
*"Whoa!!!"-Natale, after some hidden force causes her to stumble back on the steps of the Smithsonian Natural History Museum*
*"There must be something holy in there"-Tim, explaining Natale's disquieting barrier at the Museum*
*"Is this a literal or a figurative darkness??"-Natale's confused and immortal query, about Tim's opinion of Natale's character*
*"Don't go all home decorator on me.. oh, look at this. It's cold, stiff and transparent. It's so you!"-Tim, to Natale while she was pontificating on the glories of having an apartment done entirely in chrome, glass and black leather.