Beauty was the only way to describe what we purchased at that fateful Oakland yard sale. It was the loveliest shade of pink, with such outstanding white wheels and roll-bar. The decals were magnificent, as were the dreams we had for such a perfect vehicle...of DESTRUCTION.
Randy Coon was the pilot, as Jon Couture and Wez played the role of Evil Geniuses. It was a match made in HELL.
Here are the pictures we took of the ordeal. Be sure to note how close the steering wheel was to Randy's testicles, as that is the main reason we haven't been out trying this again.
Long live sterility via Barbie. |
