"-Where's a great place to see a grizzly up close?" What'd ya nuts!?
"-How do you get from the Gift Shop from here?" Go out the door, turn left
"-How do you get to the hotel from here?" Go out the door, turn right
"-WOW, what's that mountain called?" Everest
"-What's that there waterfall?" Niagara
"-What's that lake named?" Superior
"-What does Num-Ti-Jah mean?" Land of clueless tourists
"-Can you get to Jasper from here?" No. (honestly it's been asked)
"-What movies do you rent?" The ones that work without TV's!!!!(theres no tv's in the rooms!!!) after the guest asked this, he checked out!
"-Is your venison local?" Yeah and shhhhh don't tell Parks Canada!!!
"-Do you get a lot of snow up here?" No it's paradise!
"-When do the Northern Lights come on?" When I hit the switch in the back room
"-Do you ever get celebrities?" Yeah, you're looking at one
"-Xiang ting pong, tia choi chow?" There's film in the giftshop (it never fails!)
"-How much does it cost to stay here?" Well, if your asking, chances are....it's outta your budget!
"-What do you do here for fun?" Our chef and his girlfriend just had a baby, so did our sous chef and his girlfriend as did our HR manager and her husband.........theres lots of things to do!
"-What's the weather today?" If you turn just to your right you'll find a window, it'll have all the info you need?
"-We'd like to try horseback riding?" Great! Where's your horse?
"-Are all those animal heads real???" No, actually IKEA had a great sale on wild game.
"-We'd like to rent a boat" Right, ahh, give me a sec, I'll just blow up a air mattress, what's that? oh no it's fine, but you can't swim?? Oh I SEE!
