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Anacreon. Greek philosopher and part-time satyr. Best known for the bacchic anthem "To Anacreon in Heaven", also known as "The Star-Spangled Banner". The G.C.O. takes a leaf from his book, and comes up with alternative lyrics for your favourite songs. Click here.

Watch as the G.C.O. attempts to trace how his high-flying literary career wound up writing mindless GP essays at a low-paying joint called rJc. Click here.

G.C.O. is effectively bilingual (not sure about the effectively part). Enter if you (i) can read Chinese (ii) do not particularly like Chinese and (iii) do not mind seeing your language desecrated and defiled. Click here.

Question: What does G.C.O. do with all the fanmail that he receives?
Ans: He dumps them here.

 

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