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| Brain Cell Bit! |
| Become a BRAIN CELL in My Poor Brain, and enjoy many outstanding privilages!
* lifetime friendship with me! * exclusive content only available to people with eyes! * your own picture and brain cell profile - right here! * I can't think of anything else! All for the super low introductory rate of 0 pounds! (thats roughly 5 dollars, because I'm not too keen on American people) To join, all one has to do is send their name, picture and details to [email protected]! do something amazing, become a brain cell |
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| Your brave and courageous poor brained leader! Known as the master numpty, MC mus0, and even - Matt...
Age: 19 years Height: 5"9 Weight: 12 rocks (dont be fooled by them) Intelligence: gnat-like Toughness: 3 hairy arses Magic: Harry Potter mad skillzzzzz! Occupation: stupid office slave boy Numpty?: Maybe...sometimes |
| My buddy Tom, I added him without his permission...that may or may not be illegal. I'll just answer everything for him...that might be illegal too...hmmmmmm
Age: 19 years Height: 5"6 Weight: ? Intelligence: ? Toughness: 1 smoothly manicured bottom Magic: Derravid Blaine-Brown Occupation: Hires out evil kamikazee boats, numpty! Numpty?: almost always |
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| Pe-tay is a genius jazz master and theorist - his inclusion on the site makes me gleefully happy...I think I just wet myself! Hooray!
Age: 17 years Height: 6'3 Weight: More than most (approx 15 kegs of ale) Intelligence: Unmatched Toughness: ? Magic: Paul Daniels! Occupation: Critic of fine ales and pro dillatorist, plus original purveyor of the pirate - farmer duality theorem Numpty?: explain. |
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| Jo in her own words...would be completely illegible - so we'll stick with: random, pea, adores fat people aaaaand pod. Yup, that sums it up I think. Age:18 Weight: i think 8 big stones of rock Height: i am not sure but im three quaters the size of a door....just checking yes i am! Intellegence: amazing i am a genius in disguise Toughness: of ten elepahnts Magic: can make peas dissapear and reappear with out touching them also creating a whole land of magical beings which wil soon take over the world Occupation: None i am nothing and no-one i do not rate myself to be part of this society.....i'm part of a secret society! Numpty?: oh god how could i forgot the most annoying word NUMPTY what is numpty nothing i can think of goes correctly.......except fat people falling over and going really red or pushing in front of food queues YEAH |
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| Becky is evil. She steals hot dogs that COST 5 POUNDS! JUT MEAN?!?! Age: 18 Height: 2ft 100 inches Weight: 10 pennies Intelligence: Indeed Toughness: Of a girlie cat fight standard Magic: (poke) Occupation: Workaholic Numpty?: Prawns |
| Chris will be a famous rock star - there is no doubt in his brain (which is over-crowded with Oasis lyrics). An excellent additional to the brain cells! We welcome him! Age:19 Weight: Approx. 10,000 digestive biscuits Height: 8 500ml bottles of malvern still mineral water Intellegence: Huh? Toughness: of Ron Jeremy's wang Magic: voldemort x10 Occupation: Student Lamo Numpty?: culture |
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| Good old Markie Mark, actor extrordinaire and all round good egg! EVERYBODY: "He's got the whoooole world - in his hands!" Age: 19? Height: Just right Weight: deceptive Intelligence: Like that guy in the wheelchair..y'know - with the funny voice? Toughness: Like an "ickle girl" Magic: Copperfield Occupation: Drama student Numpty?: Extra bones |
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| Lucy or Lucy-Poo to her friends...hang on, doesn't that sound a little familiar? Age: 19? Height: ??? Weight: ??? Intelligence: ??? Toughness: ??? Magic: ??? Occupation: Music student, Barmaid Numpty?: Saxomophone! |