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| Anti-A.R.S.E. Bit! |
| Anti Arse is an old ranting site of mine, a different (and slightly darker) side of my poor brain.
By the way, an arse is simply an alarmingly retarded sado-masochist exhibitionist...simple really, bet your kicking yourself aren't you? Hmmm? Well? NUMPTY? |
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| Muwahahaaaa! Grrrrrrrrr! SLIPKNOT! and Welcome to the 'Goffick' section of the site. Here, learn about this most noble of Arses and how best to defuse their pretentious fake depression with that most handy of tools...Extreme Sarcasm.
Also learn the art of being a Goffick and some handy tips to obtaining that all important depression. Don't forget to take our handy "Indent-a-Goff" survey to help us collect information about these strange monochrome people... |
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| This is the section of the site where Im to alert you to the most common 'Arse' - The Hippy Guru.
The 'HG' is obsessed with all things designed for a younger audience (teletubies, tweenies, those little dummies babies suck on etc.) and are easily pleased. Also watch out for their terrible advice which is based ENTIRELY on cliches. The HG is harmless enough when happy but may spiral into an endless pit of depression if made unhappy (eg - latest teletubby doll lost) - for more info on the depressed HG consult the 'Goffic' section of the site |
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