> MALE DECISION PROCESS
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> > > >      A man is dating three women and wants to
> > > >      decide which to marry. He decides to give
> > > >      them a test. He gives each woman a present of
> > > >      $5000 and watches to see what they do with
> > > >      the money.
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> > > >      The first does a total makeover. She goes to a
> > > >      fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new
> > > >      make up and buys several new outfits and
> > > >      dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells
> > > >      him that she has done this to be more attractive
> > > >      for him because she loves him so much. The
> > > >      man was impressed.
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> > > >      The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
> > > >      She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new
> > > >      gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
> > >         clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells
> > > >      him that she has spent all the money on him
> > > >      because she loves him so much. Again, the
> > > >      man is impressed.
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> > > >      The third invests the money in the stock market.
> > > >      She earns several times the $5000. She gives
> > > >      him back his $5000 and reinvests the
> > > >      remainder in a joint account. She tells him that
> > > >      she wants to save for their future because she
> > > >      loves him so much. Obviously, the man was
> > > >      impressed.
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> > > >      The man thought for a long time about what
> > > >      each woman had done with the money, and
> > > >      then he. . . . . . . . .
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> > > >       .
> > > >       .
> > > >       .
> > > >       .
> > > >       .
> > > >       .

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> > > >      Married the one with the largest breasts.