There is a way

> In his Sunday sermon, the minister used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his
> subject.  After the sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive
> their enemies.  About half held up their hands.
>>
> Not satisfied, he harangued the congregation for another twenty minutes
> and repeated his question.
>
>> This received a response of eighty percent.  Still unsatisfied, he
> lectured for fifteen more minutes and repeated his question.  All
> responded
> except one elderly gentleman in the rear.
>
> "Mr. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
>
> "I don't have any."
>
> "Mr.  Jones, that is very unusual.  How old are you?" "Ninety-six."
>
> "Mr.  Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a
> man can live to be ninety-six and not have an enemy in the world."
>
> The old man teetered down the aisle, slowly turned to face the
> congregation, and said,

"I outlived the Sons of Bitches."