Senior Citizens

 

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable

deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take

responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. BUT, upon

reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior

citizens who took:

The melody out of music,

The pride out of appearance,

The romance out of love,

The commitment out of marriage,

The responsibility out of parenthood,

The togetherness out of the family,

The learning out of education,

The service out of patriotism,

The religion out of school,

The Golden Rule from rulers,

The nativity scene out of cities,

The civility out of behavior,

The refinement out of language,

The dedication out of employment,

The prudence out of spending, or

The ambition out of achievement,

 

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance

from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

 

Does anyone under the age of 50 know the lyrics to the Star Spangled

Banner? Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in

their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their

hearts!

 

Remember.......Inside every older person is a younger person wondering

what

the heck happened!

 

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party...even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

 

I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

 

I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

 

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

 

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

 

I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...

 

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as mine.

 

I'm so cared for -- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

 

I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds,

politicians.

 

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

 

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

 

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like...

 

I'm realizing that aging is not for wimps.

 

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did

they let kids become policemen.

 

I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive

at 150?

 

I'm a walking storeroom of facts.....I've just lost the key to the

storeroom door.

 

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!