>   The following ad appeared in a newspaper.

>   SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

>   I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play.

>   I love long walks in the woods.

>   Riding in your pickup truck.

>   Hunting

>   Camping

>   Fishing trips.

>   Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire.

>   Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

>   Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

>   I'll be at the front door when you get home from

>   work, wearing only what nature gave me.

>   Kiss me and I'm yours.

>   Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.

>

>

>   (The phone number was the Humane Society and

>   Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)