DEERHUNTING IN CROSSDRESS
Deer Season in northern Michigan opens soon and I want to be prepared. Do rhinestone earrings go with camoflage clothing or should I opt for the pearls?
Confused with camoflage
Dear Confused,
By all means, do not wear the pearl earrings. Instead opt for the rhinestones. The sun will reflect off the gems and create a burst of light that absolutely mesmerizes the deer. In older days, this was done with spotlights out the window of the car. Authorities banned �shinning� for deer. However, they haven�t banned crossdressers looking chic when hunting.
Tawny
Dear Tawny,
I have to wear a flourescent orange vest for deer hunting. My question is whether I should wear my red wig to bring out the natural reddish tones in my skin or should I select the blonde wig that is complemented best by bright colors?
Being Safe
Dear Being,
Skip the red wig. Why not take advantage of every opportunity you can when deer season is so short. The blonde wig is by far the best choice. The deer will take one look and think they have the advantage over you. They, too, have heard all those �blonde� jokes and won�t take your seriously.
Tawny
Dear Tawny,
The guys and I always spend a week at Deer Camp during deer hunting season. Of course, we do the �guy� kinda things. Lots of beer, late night poker games, and a little bit of hunting between beer runs into town. The problem is this. We share a small cabin. Should I wear the black lace panties and bra or the plain white ones? I know the white will reflect more light if I get up in the night to take a leak, but the black lacy ones might be a bit on the fancy side.
No Show
Dear No,
Black is always best! It shows the other guys your best taste in �underpinnings.� Besides, you can always use them to clean you gun afterwards and not worry about the bluing stains. Do be careful though. Those other guys might want to borrow them while you are not looking.
Tawny
Dear Tawny,
I know that deer are very sensitive to the scent of man. All the sporting goods stores sell products to hide the scent. Spray ons, laundry detergents, and yes, even clothes that mask the smell. I wonder, are they as sensitive to the scent of women? I have the most divine bottle of English Floral Garden perfume. Don�t you think that would be much better than all those products they sell for men?
Smells Sweet
Dear Smells,
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but those articles for hiding the scent of man are just that. If you have ever gone to deer camp, believe me. You will know what I mean! I don�t know if the deer will be attracted to English Floral Garden or not, but go ahead and try it! If you don�t get the deer, at least you�ll have had a good time. Let me know how it works.
Tawny
Dear Tawny,
You know that already here in northern Michigan, we have had snow. That is good for tracking deer! However, it is cold sitting in that tree stand. I thought that if I wore a pair of panty hose it would keep me warmer. My question is: If I put a pair of my 4� red patent heels in my ruck sack could I wear them up in the tree stand?
Legs Galore
Dear Legs,
Why not? Are you related to Being Safe and worried about the color? If so, might I suggest that you might be more comfortable in a pair of 5� taupe Mary Janes? They are so much more stylish and would match the camoflage better. Besides, the patent leather is cold in the winter weather.
Tawny
Dear Reader,
While this is intended to be humorous, there is a message here. When we can be �at ease� with our crossdressing, and learn to laugh, then we truly are accepting of ourselves in any attire. Getting �up tight� about those very same feelings you are wanting to enjoy is counterproductive. Learn to lighten up, accept yourself, and laugh. You�ll find the world a much more accepting place...even in your own mind. And that is the scariest place of all.
Tawny
