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| Mission Statement: As the Heroic German Postmen go on to do bigger and better things, this website provides minimal information about our secretive militia. Our HQ consists of our top secret AFB and the home of one of our militia supporters. We also have two branches in Oklahoma and Illinois with another 2 of our followers. Of course, like all militias, our adversaries are many in number. We strive to eliminate the threat with our extreme arsenal of weaponry. The ten highly ranked officers of the militia pieced this website together to threaten and or make our enemies crap their pants. |
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| Adversaries: The world has kindly provided our militia with many a foe. These range from the most simplistic lawn gnomes, to the evil and sadistic Ronald McDonald. Above, we have provided pictures of our enemies, and ask for your assitance in the trapping and beating of these disgusting creatures. |
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| Armaments/ Munitions: Visit the link below to view our extensive list of weaponry, transportation methods, and munitions. |
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| T-Shirt Sales: To gain revenue for our ever expanding militia, we now offer T-shirts! Only $25,327.99 when you visit this website! Click below for more details. |
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| It's Here: Christopher Reeves Analogy. Just Click on him! |
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| Disclaimer: The HGP are really a paintball team, but the rest of this is just poking fun at retards, so dont put us on some CIA watch list. |
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| Disclaimer #2: We don't poke fun at real retards, so again, don't sue us. |
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| Paintball: Click on the cool paintball dude to go directly to the team website! Also, go to our calendar for Paintball Events. |
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| The new page devoted to making fun of hippies will be realeased in the upcoming week |