This page contains some info on the ring-leader of this site, namely me. For anyone who's even vaguely interested, check out the profile below. And just in case you're curious about that photo: no. My head is NOT filling that hat all the way.
"DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN..."
Name: Jay David Smylie

Nicknames/Aliases: J Man, Smylie, Smiler, The All-Knowing Spangbango, Jay-Jay

Age: 21 years and counting

Gender: Put it this way, may God have mercy on the girl who winds up looking like me. Of course its male!

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Location: Attending university in Belfast, Northern Ireland

Gorillaz Fan Since: March 2001 (proudly making me one of the very first American Gorillaz fans!)

Favourite Gorillaz Track(s): Sound Check (gravity), Tomorrow Comes Today, Man Research (clapper), The Sounder, Left Hand Suzuki Method, New Genious (brother)
Favourite Musicians: Gorillaz, Aphex Twin, Deftones, DJ Shadow, UnKle, DJ Format, Mark B & Blade, Roots Manuva, Beastie Boys, Lacuna Coil, Sneaker Pimps, Jedi Mind Tricks, Prodigy, Placebo, Blur, The Smiths/Morissey, Duran Duran, Dead or Alive, Kate Bush, Iron Maiden, Pet Shop Boys, Meatloaf, KoRn, Vex Red, Slipknot, Pantera, Slayer, Squarepusher, Crystal Method, Akira Yamaoka, Jay-Z, Suede, The Cranberries, The Cure, Sting & The Police, NWA, D12, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Kool Keith, Method Man/Wu-Tang Killa Bees, Tool, RJD-2, Mad Capsule Markets, Outkast, Xzibit, A Perfect Circle, Zakk Wylde/BLC, The Music, Alice In Chains, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Green Day, Blue Oyster Cult, Crazy Town, Radiohead, Faithless, Chemical Brothers, CKY, Culture Club, Drowning Pool, Eminem, Enya, Howard Shore, Hans Zimmer, The Fugees, The Beatles/John Lennon, George Harrison, Lostprophets, Foo Fighters, Hundred Reasons, Billy Talent, Metallica, Linkin Park, Jurassic 5/Chali 2na, Moby, Nirvana, NIN, Johnny Cash, Nickelback, POD, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Razed In Black, Soil, Santana, RHCP, Soul Wax, Stereophonics, Stevie Wonder, Cypress Hill, Papa Roach, U2, The Offspring, The Verve, Peral Jam, Pink Floyd, Goldie Lookin' Chain, Kid Rock, Slash's Snakepit, Disturbed, Saliva, The Cooper Temple Clause, The Hives, The White Stripes, Electric Six, Limp Bizkit, Run DMC, Redman, Ice-T, Ice Cube, Mudvayne, Snow Patrol, Staind, Clutch, Jesper Kyd, Devo, Primus, DMX, SOAD, Del Tha Funky Homosapien, Rage Against The Machine, Hobo Junction, Ian Brown  ...and many, many more.

Favourite Movie(s): John Carpenter's The Thing, The Wicker Man, The Ringu Saga, Audition, Training Day, Fallen and Jacob's Ladder

Favourite Actor(s): Denzel Washington, Keith David, Christopher Lee, Patrick Stewart, Russell Crowe, Jack Nicholson, Judi Dench, Samuel .L. Jackson, John Travolta, Sir Ian McKellen and Sean Connery

Favourite Author(s): Terry Pratchett, James Joyce, Montague Rhodes James, H.P.Lovecraft and Val McDermid

Favourite Toon(s): At the moment it's The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Fairly Odd Parents, Invader Zim, Dexter's Lab', Various Animes and Megas XLR (yes, what can I say, I have chronic Peter Pan syndrome. I'm a big kid at heart!)

Favourite Cartoon Character: Grim (GAoBaM) & The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight (from The Tick)

Favourite Quote(s): "Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about." -- Lynn Johnston; "Don't bother running, you'll just die tired." -- Unknown; "Two men can keep a secret as long as one of them is dead." -- Philosophy of the Assassin; "America is the only country that  went from barbarianism to decadence without civilisation in-between." -- Oscar Wylde; and "Never have a discussion with a monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." -- Sir Winston Churchill



And for the moment, that's all you really need to know. If, for some weird reason you'd like to know more, contact me via MSN Messenger sometime. Just... don't say you weren't warned, 'kay..?
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