The Message Board's elected Queen of mEEp, Duchess of Discord and keeper of some very suspect household appliances, Double-D sustains the MB's masses with a lethal concoction of refreshingly random psychobabble and vast amounts of alcohol. The American Military has made several proposals to use her as a source of chemical warfare and, although flattered, she declined. Luckily, even when blitzed DD only fights with herself, and both sides of her mind have huffed with eachother for a week. However, when combined, her mind becomes an almanack of trivia and information on subjects you wouldn't have thought were in any way useful. Somehow, she makes us believe they are... Its probably all those ariels in her headphones that does it.
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Say what you want about him. Slagged, loved, hated and revered on the Message Boards Salocin14 strode into the fray of the Gorillaz Fan Community on 10th June, 2003. Since then, he has stirred up controversy, made just as many friends as he has enemies, and in some cases has been a bigger target for abuse than any member of Blur by Liam Gallagher, but regardless, his presence remains on the MB, his most common fan focal point. An obvious Damon Albarn devotee, Salo' is currently demoing an album with his own band, but when he's not living the life of a rock star, he makes residence at his flat in South London. He plays guitar, drums and the melodica, & also performs vocals.
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Queen over the field of sarcasm on the MB, & self-entitled Mistress of Mayhem (and general arbiter of chaos). She was once told by Murdoc himself that she 'knew her arse from her elbow', which is praise indeed. Chia entertains the Board with deadpan sarcasm, surreal flights of imagination, trivial knowledge, writing skills and a flamethrower. One of Kong Studios' oldest faces, she retains her youth by sacrificing indie boys stupid enough to develop a crush on her to the dark gods. If flawlessly faked rumor, conspiracy theory or blind faced falsehood be the order of the day, then Chia is the woman to see. Never afraid to call a spade a shovel, and as fiesty as a bag of firestarting ferrets; Chia's actually got a secret, peaceable hippy streak inside her. Just... dont say that to her face...