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'Get Frank' |
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Frank Bulgar |
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Bidding the news, kidding the views |
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Big Brother |
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Nadia? Nadi-friggin-a?! Nadi-eugh, moreover. Yup, it's that time of year again, the annual freakfest du jour that is the Big Brother final. Loyal readers will know how I spazzed my noggin last year at such dresden fame seekers as Tania, Ray, et non, but this year it seems that the big-whigs at Bazalgette pap factory Endemol have deigned to toss some real oddbuns into the mill. In this year's hotch-melt of caricatures, is it any wonder that a lip-toting Portu-geezer has pawed her way to the top of the hedge? Nuff. |
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Frank? 4 |
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The 'Sven' Affair |
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Yawn, yawn, ad continuum. And Lo, Faria Alam, the self-styled, has bedded a third honcho. Oh please, can you hear me applauding in the bath? This sordid fiasco cuts about as much cheese with me. |
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Frank? 5-6 |
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Rooney Palava |
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El Rooney, hero to a nation of pilchards, has taken his gaffer's philosophy ad verbatim, and copped the sac of a prostitute. So is this is the new ad hoc for football?s young and rabid, is it? Just one month ago, he was a goal-potting magister. Now? Try shame-purged diddy. |
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Frank? Nul |
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Summarize:Ditto |
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