Smockin' it up
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HUMOR CAPTION COMPETITION
with Didier Smee
Last week I asked you, the reader, to come up with your ideas for captions for this hilarious pic! Here I've picked my favourites, and offered my own contribution. Enjoy!
"Who let the dog out, you hound!"
Don Pimstone, Hants
"Type?! With these darn paws?!"
Emily Crab, London
"This chair is the size of a boat!"
Anon, via e-mail
"Cor, my pups will love the new home!"
Thropley Primary School, Thropley
Thanks �entered. Now here's my contribution...
"This top dog ain't no Portillo!"
As I do every week, I'll now offer some tips on how to come up with that elusive caption that says it all. Maybe you'll be one of next weeks winners!
1. Say what you see. It's a dog in a darn chair, for bloody sake!
2. Think real life. Well, what would you say if you saw this madcap moment in real life? Exactly.
3. Think laterally. Sometimes, a link to politics can pay real dividends.
4. Keep it simple. Keep it real simple.
5. Enjoy yourself. It's only a darn dog!
Good luck! Tune in soon for the next pic in the series!
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