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I'm telling you, *NSYNC are people too, so why should we even like them, let alone, be obsessed!

Justin Timberlake is NOT a God!
       The majority of his fanbase is girls aged between 7 and 12. This must tell you something. (I think that's wrong)
        He is the biggest diva in the group.
        He changes his hair all the time. More inportantly, just LOOK at his hair.
        He is always with his slut, um... sorry, I am his girl friend, Britney.
        His arms are all hairy.
        He talks funny (he's from Mempis).
        It's possible (but I doubt it) that he doesn't know that he's actually white.
        He get most of the attention.
        He broke his thumb a while back, he can get hurt too.
        Read an interview with him- he's soo.... he thinks too much.
        He talks in his sleep.
        He actually gets shy when he talks to girls.
        He doesn't understand girls at all! (but no body does!)

Jc Chasez is NOT a god!
        He stole Chris' solo in "I Drive Myself Crazy".
        He gets solos in like every song (well, not Gone)
        He's kinda scrawny.
        He thinks to much
        Often, he doesn't tell the truth about his girl friends.
        He sleeps a lot!
        He's the daddy of the group, who wants a daddy tipe figure in a teen drivin dude band!!!???

Joey Fatone is NOT a god!
        He's a total goof
        He's kinda scary
        He loves Superman!
        His hair color always changes
        He looks really insane
        His nickname is Mr. Flirt!

Chris Kirkpatrick is NOT a god!
        His voice is weird
        Those old brades!
        He's 30!!
        Really short
        Crazy one
        He's the crazy one!
        He's nickname is Psycho!
        He doesn't always tell the truth about his girl friends either.

Lance Bass is NOT a god!
        He use to look like a girl years to girl.
        His first name is James
        He bites his nails
        He's great friends with Justin (so what?)
        Kinda short
        Southern accent
        Scary eyes
        Excuse me, but what happened to the hair on his arms!? (get a magnifying glass, it's there! :-P)