New MMA for Kids!     'MUMA' - MIXED UP MARTIAL ARTS.

    Not to be outdone by the booming success of the McDojo market, the Mixed Martial Arts culture has expanded it's practitioner base to kids under the age of 13 with their MUMA pilot program.  'MUMA' meaning 'Mixed Up Martial Arts'.  Full contact, no holds barred, 'first to cry' submission fighting.

    Parents are assured of prudent precautions such as the 'moonwalk cage' and compliancy to the UFC-PG13 rating adherence.  These measures are insured to guard against the possibility of kids seeing more violence than the evening news or being in more harms way than the unattended walk home from school.   

    The curriculum is unique in its skills progression which is ranked by tags (called 'chips') attached to the shoulders of the uniform:   One chip: Sandboxing.  Two chips: Recess Wrestling.  Three chips: Pre-Pubescent Rage.

For HER

DOJO   BLING !

For HIM

UFC SHOCKER!

WUSHU stylist wins by wave punch K.O. !

  Interview with Champion Peiking Duk:  "I do not know what for to happen.  It a good luck and power.  I just feel the power and let it be free like the bird.   When opponent try to catch the bird, they too late...hahahahaha.   But seriously,  I very much look forward to honor of flying wave my power next week with the Mister Matt Hughes...I try not to wave him too much, because I'm nice guy...hahahahaha."

Collect 'em All !

Special Abilities: 

'ikken nisatsu' - One Punch, Two Kills.

 GrandMaster conveniently says: "Shut your ki hole and just train"