Nsync.com Review
By: Ryan
Okay first of all I would like to state that I have nothing against www.nsync.com.
BUT, there are a few things that I�d like to point out to you if I may..
1) The splash page: Okay, yea, while it�s loading the little bars jumping up and down are NOT entertaining, bring back the little star that says �Loading� and follows the mouse, that was atleast a bit entertaining.
2) The music: Now, I was listening to Jennifer Lopez- Ain�t It Funny when I went to your site and then all of a sudden I had this horrible medley of crap playing from my speakers. Guys, the sound quality of the music being played on your site isn�t even that great. Maybe lets try NOT doing a cheesy intro with music that we�ve all heard before.
3) It�s time for a new layout: Yes, you heard right, it is time to scratch the �Nsync:Pop� layout and move on. The tour is over, the album is OVER, get a new facken layout.
4) Loading time: Yea well your site just takes too damn long to load, put some games on it or something for Christ sakes, don�t make us sit there and listen to the poor quality music!
5) Picture quality: The pictures that are on your site are all and all not that good, with all that money can�t you afford to BUY some software instead of just downloading free crap??
6) The navigation: Instead of making us click a navigation button, maybe lets have a drop down menu appear, damnit, what if I don�t want to leave the main page?! I just want to see what the FRICK else you have on your site without leaving the main page!
7) The Store: Well you could have TOLD us we were going to be taken to a new website when we click that link, I mean, we have no friggen idea where the other site goes when the new one pops up.
8) Nsync E-mail: Shouldn�t Nsync have an @Nsync.com e-mail since they, after all, ARE NSYNC?!
9) Other e-mail: What�s up with the long freakin email like [email protected]? Or seejustinposingnudeonnsyncnmybedforalimitedtimeonly@justkidding.net? Couldn�t we come up with some catchy abbreviations like [email protected] or [email protected]??
10) FAN CLUB: Excuse me? I bought 3 or your CD�s and you�re still wanting MORE money from me? How about gas money to get to your concert or money that I pay for electricity that powers my computer to view your stupid site?! And it�s a friggen club! Jess and I could start a club and have no charge and send our members daily pictures and all sorts of other random perks that make it sound better than it really is too.
11) Newsletter: Oh I think I registered for that over a year ago and so far I�ve gotten 2 FACKEN newsletters! What�s up with that? I find out more from friends then I do from your newsletter. HINT: Tell the newsletter editor to get out of Justin�s bed and do some work other than pleasing him.
12) Flash Player: Okay, if I haven�t been to your site before, I have to spend about 10 minutes downloading software (56k modem). And that�s a LITTLE much if I just want to view a friggen website.
13) Colors: The whole black and red thing isn�t working when it�s Christmas. TO THE WEBMASTER (who has an @Nsync.com e-mail address): Lets try getting into the spirit of Christmas by uhm, GETTING RID OF THE BLACK BACKGROUND, YOU GOTHIC ASS.)
Sincerely,
Ryan
Well this has been my review, you may not find it funny, but it�s just how I see Nsync.com. In my opinion, Jess and I have a better site. Now remember, you can send us mail at [email protected] and be sure to put my name in the title since I wrote this review. :D.
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