Lance the BASStronaut... or not!
by Jess
Okay. Since I heard the whole story about Lance wanting to go to space, I thought it was shit. How unfair is that? Rich white boy decides he wants to go to space, gets his way.
Well, HA! This is the Russians we're dealing with... there had to be a catch.
Since nobody cares to hear about Lance's... thing about not going into space AND NO ONE IS SURPRISED ANYWAYS... I'll just show you some pics *smiles*

He looks like one of the control people.. lol.. and lookin damn good if I say so myself... *slaps self*

Here's Lance pretending to know what he's talking about... heh

Here's Lance acting stupid... let's all act surprised.

Lance... stoned? Or maybe he had too many Dippin Dots...
BTW look at him playing the mini air guitar. rofl. YOU'RE IN A BOYBAND, ASS!

Damn can't he EVER work with a guy without falling in love with him?? And is it just me or does he seem... very out of place?

And to top it off... Mmmmmm..... *melts* lol. DAMN HIM FOR LOOKING GOOD!! the bassturd