Bobble Bobble
a very short story, based on [some] true events :D
by Jess
It's 11 am. Jessica throws her half-empty plate of eggs and.. some stuff... away. "Time for presents!" her dad shouts from the kitchen sink. Woo! Just what she'd been looking forward to for weeks!
Jessica's opened 3 presents... all slightly boring, she might add. She has no idea of the terrors that lurk behind the cheerful wrapping paper of the heaviest box that sits on the futon. It's not a large box. Oh, no. Rather small in size. *snicker* She begins carefully. "Gawd is this heavy enough?" she laughs nervously as she rips one layer off at a time. Her units just smile at her.
Suddenly she sees it. Peeking from behind the corner of a lightly tinted box... *NSYNC. The bright logo stings her eyes. No she thinks to herself. It can't be. They wouldn't do this to me!
There it was. A hilariously small body and a abnormally (or maybe not) large head stared up at her with two piercing ceramic eyes. Jessica shrieked.
It was the ugliest thing she had ever seen. Aside from those revolting gremlins they called marionettes. A JUSTIN BOBBLEHEAD. "Take him out!" her stepmom screeched. "I wanna see his head bobble!" By now, Jessica could hardly control her laughter. She was almost in tears, for the compulsion to run away was overwhelming.
....Later that evening, Jessica was typing at her computer, talking to meaningless friends about some meaningless "event" that had occured to her earlier that day. You will never believe what I got today she typed to one of her "friends". Just as she started to type it's hideous name out, she caught something moving out of the corner of her eye. "Wassup dawg?"
Jessica screamed. "Wh-who are you? Get the fuck out my room!" She looked around nervously. The only things that occupied the room were inanimate objects. Then it dawned on her... the bobblehead! "You know you want me girl."
She glared at Justin. "No, that's Jaycee, sorry." she said as she grabbed him by the face. Suddenly, the weight loosened. She looked down. Justin's body! It lay lifeless on the floor, it's ridiculous looking boots sticking up in the air. The two piercing eyes that were painted on his remaining head stared at her. "You think you can just kill me and get rid of me, don't you?" She covered his mouth and laughed evilly at him. "Of course!" she yelled as she threw his pathetic looking face out the window.
Justin lay in pieces on the sidewalk outside. There was silence.
Many people believe this story to be fictional. I, however, do not. I can still the echoes of Justin's threat in my head. This is a warning to everyone: Bobbleheads are the devil. Like Harry Potter, Buffy, and Furby they will turn your children into devilworshippers. You could say they are possessed. Particularly the Justin one. *nervously looks at it bobbling on my desk*
Thank you,
-Jess
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