Signs you would NOT see at an *N Sync concert

WARNING;  I am sorry if any of these are affending to anyone. I made these up in about 5 minutes. I do not hate *N Sync or any one member. I am still an obsessed fan. Please laugh at these rather than yell at your monitor.

1. Will work 4 food
2. The Rock is laying the smak down!
3. Forescore and seven years ago....
4. Jeff heats me up to the 98 degree
5. Chris I'm pregnant! (held up by a 13 yr old)
6. Show me the meaning of being lonely A.J.!
7. The screaming girls behind me can't see
8. Buy one get one free
9. McDonalds - over 10,000,000,000 served
10. I'm J.C's thug appeal
11. Chris I'm FINALLY legal!      (sorry he'll be 32 when this sign is used)
12. New York or bust
13. For a good time call......
14. 1-800-00-jenny
15. I like pancakes
16. Im just trying to get to the bathroom
17. Lost dog; description black lab......
18. I dont know what to put on my sign
19. Lance you're my covergirl!!                                              (Thanx Jenny)
20. I killed 4 people to get seats this close!                            (Thanx Jenny)
21. Can I join DX??
22. Airport Left
23. Yield
24. Got Milk?
25. All hail Queen Britney!
26. I have too pee!
27. I think I just wet my pants!
28. Chris! there's a booger hanging out of your nose!
29. From this seat I can see your nose hair!
30. Hey! Where's the cream filling?!
31. I'm not wearing any pants.
32. Lance, let me bear your children!
33. Justin, theres a dead poodle on your head!
34. Joey the chunky Superman!
35. Justin, I'm  not wearing any under wear!
36. The person that had this seat is dead now!
37. Free beer!
38. Korn Rulz!
39. John 3: 16
40. Austin 3: 16
41. K evin I want it that way!
42. Nick, you've changed your hair!
43. AJ, what happened to the tatoos and the hair?
44. Go Britney!
45. I lost my virginity at this concert!
46. I just swallowed my retainer!
47. I ljust lost a contact!
48. I just killed the girl sitting beside me!
49. My mom loves you guys!
50. I love you Backstreet Boys!
51. Go Hanson!
52. I thought Marilyn Manson was the opening act!
53. I forgot to wear deoderant!
54. Joey, your pit satins are showing!
55. Your epidermis is showing!
56. Crack kills Justin!
57. I just burned my bra, wanna' see?
58. I've come to take Chris back to his home planet!
59. My real sign is my middle finger!
60. Joey, my face looks like it hit the concrete, do I have a chance?
61. Justin you can hit me one more time!
63. You guys are lonely, lonely, lonely I will keep you company
    If you have anymore PLEASE contact me. I would love to add to this.
     Thanx to those who have helped me add more signs!!