As a child, Nobody would not behave in school or down at the soda shop. Not only was he "persona non grata" but they also petitioned to the courts for a restraining order against him.
Nobody was eventually awarded to the courts and was relinquished to a half-way house in New Orleans, where he was force fed ritalin and very bad tasting corn bread in hopes of relieving the boy from his demons.
Nothing went right for Nobody, and he refused to swallow the drugs and propaganda...so they eventually turned the bad little boy into a wooden marionette.
They did however give him a fetus to comfort him in his lonely bannished life.
At the age of 15, he won a guitar in a knife whittling contest, where he carved the infamous Washington Tower in DC.
He played and played, serenading the ever present embryo and some new found friends.
Soon he became a very good guitarist and formed the band "Little Big Mac" with lead vocalist Ronald MacDonald. Their first hit "You Want Fries With That?" rose to number 99 on Billboard.
Ronald soon became maniacal and narcissistic with success. His abuse and bad taste in costume alienated Nobody. Upon the breakup of the band, Nobody took his royalties and started his own band "Nobody Special"...the rest is history!
PS Ronald has since been working as a fry clerk at a fast food burger restaurant, and occasionally attends Nobody's concerts where he gets stoned and heckles Nobody until Gort (Nobody's bodyguard) has him removed.
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