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Bunny Funnies

How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
None, they're all on the outside.
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny Farts
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Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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What do rabbits have that nothing else has?
Baby rabbits
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What kinds of rabbits eat with their ears?
All rabbits eat with their ears... they can't take them off!
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What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
Bugs Bunny
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Did you ever see a rabbit with glasses?!?
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
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How can you tell when it's rabbit pie for dinner?
It has hares in it.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A hare net.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
"Thistle have to do!"
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How do you post a bunny?
Hare Mail
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How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for three hours!
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
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How are rabbits like calculators?
They can multiply real fast.
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What kind of books do rabbits read?
The ones with hoppy endings!