Her name is Noel, I have a dream about her
She rings my bell, I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
but she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me.
 
Chorus
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. 
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. 
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me. 
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
 
Her boyfriend's a dick; He brings a gun to school 
and he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth; 
He lives on my block; He drives and I rock; 
But he doesn't know who I am 
and he doesn't give a damn about me.
 
Chorus
 
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
 
Man I feel like mold; It's prom night and I am lonely; 
Lo and behold, she's walking over to me; 
This must be fake; my lip starts to shake; 
How does she know who I am; 
and why does she give a damn about . . .
 
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby; 
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe, 
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby 
like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
 
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

VERSE (acoustic - fingerpicked)

  Her name is Noel...
E|--0--------------0--------------0--------------0--------|
B|--0--------------0--------------0--------------0--------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------2--2--------------------------0--0--|
E|-----0--0--------------------------0--0-----------------|

  But she doesn't know who I am...
E|--0--------------0--------------0--------------0--------|
B|--0--------------0--------------0--------------0--------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----4--4-----------0--0-----------2--2-----------2--2--|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|


CHORUS

  Cuz I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby...
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------2--2--------4--4--------------------|
D|--2--2--------2--2--------4--4-----------6--------| x3
A|--2--2--------0--0--------2--2-------/4--------6--|
E|--0--0--------------------------------------4-----|

E|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------2--2--------4--4-------------------------------|
D|--2--2--------2--2--------4--4-----------6-------------------|
A|--2--2--------0--0--------2--2-------/4--------6-----7-----9-|
E|--0--0--------------------------------------4-----5-----7----|


BRIDGE

  Oh yeah...
E|--0--0-----0--|
B|--0--0-----0--|
G|--1--1--4--2--|
D|--2--2--4--2--| x3
A|--2--2--2--0--|
E|--0--0--------|

E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
D|-----6--------------------|
A|-/4--------6-----7-----9--|
E|--------4-----5-----7-----|


QUIET PART

  I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby...
E|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------2--2--2--2--4--4--4--4---------------|
D|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--4--4--4--4------6--------| x3
A|--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--/4--------6--|
E|--0--0--0--0---------------------------------4-----|
p.m...................................

E|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------2--2--2--2--4--4--4--4--------------------------|
D|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--4--4--4--4------6-------------------|
A|--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--/4--------6-----7-----9-|
E|--0--0--0--0---------------------------------4-----5-----7----|
p.m...................................


OUTRO

E|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------4--4--------------------2--2------|
D|--2--2--x--x--4--4--x--x--2--2--x--x--2--2------|
A|--2--2--x--x--2--2--x--x--2--2--x--x--0--0------|
E|--0--0--x--x--------x--x--0--0--x--x---------4--|

E|---------------------------------------------------------0--|
B|---------------------------------------------------------0--|
G|--------------4--4----------------------2----------------1--|
D|--2--2--x--x--4--4--x--x--2----2--------2----------------2--|
A|--2--2--x--x--2--2--x--x--2----2--------0----------------2--|
E|--0--0--x--x--------x--x--0----0-----------4--2--4--2----0--|