C   032010
D*  054030
Am  002210
G   320003
D   000232
Em  022000

	[C]  [D*]  [C]  [C]       x   2

[C]Mott the Hoople and the [D*]game of Life. 		[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[C]Andy Kaufman in the [D*]wrestling match. 		[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[C]Monopoly, Twenty-one, [D*]checkers, and chess. 	[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[C]Mister Fred Blassie, and a [D*]breakfast mess. 	[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[C]Let's play Twister, [D*]let's play Risk. 		[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[C]See you heaven if you [D*]make the list. 		[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

	Now [Am]Andy did you hear about [G]this one, 
	[Am]tell me are you locked in the [G]punch?
	[Am]Andy are you goofing on [G]Elvis?  
	Hey ba[C]by, [D]are we losing touch?

CHORUS
	[G]If you bel[Am]ie[C]ved 
	they put a [Bm]man on the [G]moon, [Am]man on the [D]moon.
	[G]If you bel[Am]ie[C]ve 
	there's nothing [Bm]up his [Am]sleeve, nothing is cool.

[C]Moses went walking with the [D*]staff of wood.	[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[C]Newton got beaned by the [D*]apple good. 		[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[C]Egypt was troubled by the [D*]horrible asp.		[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[C]Mister Charles Darwin had the [D*]gall to ask. 	[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

	Now [Am]Andy did you hear about [G]this one, 
	[Am]tell me are you locked in the [G]punch?
	[Am]Andy are you goofing on [G]Elvis?  
	Hey ba[C]by, [D]are you having fun?

CHORUS

    [Em]  [D]  [Em]  [D]  [Em]  [D]  [D]

[C]Here's a little agit for the [D*]never believer, 	[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Here's a little ghost for the [D*]offering,    	[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Here's a truck stop [D*]instead of Saint Peter's, 	[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Mister Andy Kaufman's gone [D*]wrestling,    	[C]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

	Now [Am]Andy did you hear about [G]this one, 
	[Am]tell me are you locked in the [G]punch?
	[Am]Andy are you goofing on [G]Elvis?  
	Hey ba[C]by, [D]are we losing touch?

CHORUS

    [Em]  [D]  [Em]  [D]  [Em]  [D]  [D]

CHORUS x 3

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