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[A]Put on your [E]Yalmuka, [D]here comes [E]Chanukah
It's [A]so much [E]fun-akah to [D]celebrate [E]Chanukah

[A]Chanukah [E]is the [D]Festival of [E]Lights
[A]Instead of one day of [E]presents, we have [D]eight crazy [E]nights
[A]When you feel like the only [E]kid in town with[D]out a X-mas [E]tree
[A]Here's a list of people who are [E]Jewish, [D]just like you and [E]me

[A]David Lee [E]Roth [D]lights the men[E]orrah
[A]So do James [E]Caan, Kirk Douglas and the [D]Weasel Pauly [E]Shore-ah
[A]Guess who eats tog[E]ether at the [D]Karnickey [E]Deli
[A]Bowser from [E]Sha-Na-Na and [D]Arthur Fonzer[E]elli
[A]Paul Newman's [E]half Jewish, [D]Goldie Hawn's half [E]too.
[A]Put them tog[E]ether, what a [D]fine lookin [E]Jew [Esus] [E]

[D]You don't need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
[E]Cuz you can spin the dreidle with Cpt Kirk and Mr Spock--both Jewish [Esus]

[A]Put on your [E]yalmuka, [D]here comes [E]Chanukah
The [A]owner of the Seattle Supers[E]onic-ahs [D]celebrates [E]Chanukah

[A]O.J. [E]Simpson-- [D]not a [E]Jew!
But [A]guess who [E]is... Hall of [D]famer, Rod Ca[E]rew! (he converted) [Bm]
[A]We got Ann [E]Landers and her [D]sister Dear [E]Abbey
[A]Harrison Ford's a [E]quarter Jewish-- [D]Not too [E]shabby!
[A]Some people [E]think, that [D]Ebonizer [E]Scrooge is
Well he's [A]not, but [E]guess who is? [D]All Three [E]Stooges!

[D]So many Jews are in show biz--
[E]Tom Cruise isn't, but i heard his agent is [Esus]

[A]Tell your friend Ver[E]onica, it's [D]time you celebrate [E]Chanukah
I [A]hope you get a harm[E]onica on the [D]lovely, lovely [E]Chanukah

So [A]drink you gin and [E]tonic-ah and [D]smoke your mara[E]juanic-ah
If you [A]really, really [E]wanna-kah
Have a [D]happy happy [E]happy happy [A]Chanukah