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| Band Jokes You might be a band geek if... |
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| 2003-2004 |
| Band Director: L. Cross |
| You might be a band geek if... -You've gone out with every girl in band and it seems like you'll never have a date again -You hear music and you start marking time. -You don't mind changing clothes on the bus. -You practice with your pencil during class. -You have dreams about band every night. -You call your band director "Dad." -You practice more than you talk to your dog. -You see your section more than your parents. Parents? You mean your band director? -When you're one of the best marchers at your school, but you can't dance to save your life. -When you can get a good night's sleep on a bus. -You suffocate because there's no one telling you to breathe. -When people worry when they see you without your instrument. -Everyone wants to kill the other football team.......and you want to kill the other band. -You can no longer just sit back and enjoy another band's performance. You pick it apart until you can't anymore. -When you roll your feet in the lunch room so you wont spill your tray. -When you have named your instrument(guilty) -When all of your friends are in the band. -When u start thinkin up remixes 2 certain songs -When u start treatin and talkin 2 your instrument like it is a human -You know you've been in band too long when....the drumline and tubas are in time with each other on a song -if you walk around humming marches -if you've ever used your trumpet mute to plunge a toilet -if you keep pictures of your instruments in different poses in your wallet -the number of times you practice a year exedes the number of preformances you have -you download band songs...and have more than one CD full -if someone is talking about who they like, but won't say who it is unless you guess, and you ask if they're in band and they say no, you stop asking cuz you won't know them anyway |