| 2004 SEASON | ||||||||||
| Week 1 | Week 12 | |||||||||
| Manchild United | 12 | - | Pop. Tire | 6 | Manchild United | 10 | - | Pop. Tire | 8 | |
| Zionic Commando | 15 | - | Tighty Whitey | 3 | Zionic Commando | 6 | - | Tighty Whitey | 10 | |
| Bringem Young | 7 | - | Team Smegma | 10 | Bringem Young | 8 | - | Team Smegma | 10 | |
| Hobgoblin | 5 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 13 | Hobgoblin | 5 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 13 | |
| North St. Louis Crips | 10 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 7 | North St. Louis Crips | 16 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 1 | |
| The Boys of Summer | 7 | - | Zimmer | 10 | The Boys of Summer | 11 | - | Zimmer | 8 | |
| Week 2 | Week 13 | |||||||||
| Manchild United | 13 | - | Bringem Young | 4 | Manchild United | 5 | - | Bringem Young | 14 | |
| Zionic Commando | 7 | - | Hobgoblin | 9 | Zionic Commando | 11 | - | Hobgoblin | 5 | |
| Pop. Tire | 10 | - | The Boys of Summer | 6 | Pop. Tire | 13 | - | The Boys of Summer | 7 | |
| Tighty Whitey | 15 | - | Team Smegma | 3 | Tighty Whitey | 2 | - | Team Smegma | 12 | |
| North St. Louis Crips | 5 | - | Zimmer | 10 | North St. Louis Crips | 10 | - | Zimmer | 5 | |
| Ridiculous Reloaded | 13 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 5 | Ridiculous Reloaded | 7 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 10 | |
| Week 3 | Week 14 | |||||||||
| Manchild United | 5 | - | Tighty Whitey | 13 | Manchild United | 10 | - | Tighty Whitey | 8 | |
| Zionic Commando | 8 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 11 | Zionic Commando | 12 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 4 | |
| Pop. Tire | 5 | - | Bringem Young | 13 | Pop. Tire | 6 | - | Bringem Young | 13 | |
| Hobgoblin | 8 | - | Team Smegma | 10 | Hobgoblin | 4 | - | Team Smegma | 14 | |
| North St. Louis Crips | 8 | - | The Boys of Summer | 11 | North St. Louis Crips | 4 | - | The Boys of Summer | 14 | |
| Ridiculous Reloaded | 13 | - | Zimmer | 4 | Ridiculous Reloaded | 13 | - | Zimmer | 5 | |
| Week 4 | Week 15 | |||||||||
| Manchild United | 9 | - | Hobgoblin | 8 | Manchild United | 5 | - | Hobgoblin | 10 | |
| Zionic Commando | 12 | - | Zimmer | 6 | Zionic Commando | 6 | - | Zimmer | 11 | |
| Pop. Tire | 9 | - | Tighty Whitey | 9 | Pop. Tire | 11 | - | Tighty Whitey | 5 | |
| Bringem Young | 7 | - | The Boys of Summer | 8 | Bringem Young | 0 | - | The Boys of Summer | 20 | |
| North St. Louis Crips | 8 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 9 | North St. Louis Crips | 4 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 14 | |
| Team Smegma | 15 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 3 | Team Smegma | 4 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 15 | |
| Week 5 | Week 16 | |||||||||
| Manchild United | 9 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 10 | Manchild United | 10 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 8 | |
| Zionic Commando | 11 | - | North St. Louis Crips | 7 | Zionic Commando | 9 | - | North St. Louis Crips | 8 | |
| Pop. Tire | 13 | - | Hobgoblin | 6 | Pop. Tire | 14 | - | Hobgoblin | 6 | |
| Bringem Young | 15 | - | Tighty Whitey | 4 | Bringem Young | 8 | - | Tighty Whitey | 10 | |
| The Boys of Summer | 4 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 14 | The Boys of Summer | 6 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 12 | |
| Team Smegma | 15 | - | Zimmer | 2 | Team Smegma | 13 | - | Zimmer | 4 | |
| Week 6 | Week 17 | |||||||||
| Manchild United | 11 | - | Zimmer | 7 | Manchild United | 16 | - | Zimmer | 2 | |
| Zionic Commando | 3 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 14 | Zionic Commando | 13 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 4 | |
| Pop. Tire | 16 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 1 | Pop. Tire | 5 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 12 | |
| Bringem Young | 16 | - | Hobgoblin | 3 | Bringem Young | 10 | - | Hobgoblin | 10 | |
| Tighty Whitey | 0 | - | The Boys of Summer | 19 | Tighty Whitey | 9 | - | The Boys of Summer | 9 | |
| North St. Louis Crips | 8 | - | Team Smegma | 10 | North St. Louis Crips | 3 | - | Team Smegma | 13 | |
| Week 7 | Week 18 | |||||||||
| Manchild United | 15 | - | North St. Louis Crips | 4 | Manchild United | 10 | - | North St. Louis Crips | 4 | |
| Zionic Commando | 6 | - | The Boys of Summer | 12 | Zionic Commando | 7 | - | The Boys of Summer | 13 | |
| Pop. Tire | 15 | - | Zimmer | 5 | Pop. Tire | 10 | - | Zimmer | 8 | |
| Bringem Young | 7 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 12 | Bringem Young | 9 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 8 | |
| Tighty Whitey | 7 | - | Hobgoblin | 10 | Tighty Whitey | 10 | - | Hobgoblin | 7 | |
| Team Smegma | 8 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 9 | Team Smegma | 7 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 11 | |
| Week 8 | Week 19 | |||||||||
| Manchild United | 8 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 9 | Manchild United | 6 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 9 | |
| Zionic Commando | 8 | - | Team Smegma | 9 | Zionic Commando | 8 | - | Team Smegma | 6 | |
| Pop. Tire | 7 | - | North St. Louis Crips | 11 | Pop. Tire | 7 | - | North St. Louis Crips | 9 | |
| Bringem Young | 9 | - | Zimmer | 7 | Bringem Young | 16 | - | Zimmer | 1 | |
| Tighty Whitey | 9 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 9 | Tighty Whitey | 8 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 9 | |
| Hobgoblin | 2 | - | The Boys of Summer | 15 | Hobgoblin | 8 | - | The Boys of Summer | 11 | |
| Week 9 | Week 20 | |||||||||
| Manchild United | 7 | - | Zionic Commando | 9 | Manchild United | 8 | - | Zionic Commando | 9 | |
| Pop. Tire | 15 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 3 | Pop. Tire | 7 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 10 | |
| Bringem Young | 15 | - | North St. Louis Crips | 4 | Bringem Young | 4 | - | North St. Louis Crips | 14 | |
| Tighty Whitey | 13 | - | Zimmer | 5 | Tighty Whitey | 8 | - | Zimmer | 8 | |
| Hobgoblin | 12 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 7 | Hobgoblin | 2 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 14 | |
| The Boys of Summer | 7 | - | Team Smegma | 9 | The Boys of Summer | 7 | - | Team Smegma | 12 | |
| Week 10 | Week 21 | |||||||||
| Manchild United | 6 | - | Team Smegma | 12 | Manchild United | 4 | - | Team Smegma | 12 | |
| Zionic Commando | 6 | - | Pop. Tire | 9 | Zionic Commando | 4 | - | Pop. Tire | 13 | |
| Bringem Young | 11 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 7 | Bringem Young | 6 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 11 | |
| Tighty Whitey | 10 | - | North St. Louis Crips | 8 | Tighty Whitey | 4 | - | North St. Louis Crips | 14 | |
| Hobgoblin | 12 | - | Zimmer | 5 | Hobgoblin | 12 | - | Zimmer | 5 | |
| The Boys of Summer | 7 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 13 | The Boys of Summer | 13 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 7 | |
| Week 11 | Week 22 | |||||||||
| Manchild United | 11 | - | The Boys of Summer | 9 | Manchild United | 10 | - | The Boys of Summer | 8 | |
| Zionic Commando | 8 | - | Bringem Young | 10 | Zionic Commando | 9 | - | Bringem Young | 8 | |
| Pop. Tire | 9 | - | Team Smegma | 9 | Pop. Tire | 8 | - | Team Smegma | 11 | |
| Tighty Whitey | 5 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 12 | Tighty Whitey | 8 | - | Ridiculous Reloaded | 11 | |
| Hobgoblin | 13 | - | North St. Louis Crips | 5 | Hobgoblin | 6 | - | North St. Louis Crips | 12 | |
| Zimmer | 14 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 5 | Zimmer | 9 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 11 | |
| POSTSEASON | ||||||||||
| Round 1 | ||||||||||
| Ridiculous Reloaded | 9 | - | Manchild United | 10 | ||||||
| Pop. Tire | 8 | - | Zionic Commando | 10 | ||||||
| Hobgoblin | 7 | - | Zimmer | 12 | ||||||
| UM-ASS Minutemen | 3 | - | Tighty Whitey | 17 | ||||||
| Round 2 | ||||||||||
| The Boys of Summer | 8 | - | Zionic Commando | 10 | ||||||
| Team Smegma | 14 | - | Manchild United | 3 | ||||||
| Ridiculous Reloaded | 13 | - | Pop. Tire | 4 | ||||||
| Bringem Young | 10 | - | Tighty Whitey | 8 | ||||||
| North St. Louis Crips | 5 | - | Zimmer | 14 | ||||||
| Hobgoblin | 16 | - | UM-ASS Minutemen | 1 | ||||||
| Round 3 | ||||||||||
| Team Smegma | 9 | - | Zionic Commando | 10 | ||||||
| The Boys of Summer | 7 | - | Manchild United | 12 | ||||||
| Bringem Young | 7 | - | Zimmer | 12 | ||||||
| North St. Louis Crips | 12 | - | Tighty Whitey | 5 | ||||||