| When your old, You smell like cheese, You've got a cold, And shakey knees. Your teeth fall out, And you go blind, You grow fat, And lose your mind. You start to shrink, And shrivel up, You put your dentures in a cup. Your no spring chicken anymore, Once you get up, Your back on the floor. On the side you get new hips, Your lipsticks always off your lips. You eat prunes from a can, Instead of steak , You eat spam. You walk in slippers around the park, Cuz life for you is gettin dark. And when your dying in your bed, Just remember the words I said!!!! |