Rajnikanth Method:
> 1. Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion
> will > live in constant fear    and die soon becoz of fear.
>
> 2. Swish your finger (with a sound - ask Deva for help) in front of 
the
> Lion
> and the lion will die in  the noise that is created...
>
> Kamal Method:
> Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow !
>
> Jayalalitha Method:
> Send Police commisioner Muthukaruppan around 2 AM and kill it, while
> it's
> sleeping !
>
> Manirathnam Method :
> Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
> room
> with a single candle lighted. Keep murmering something in its 
ears.The
> lion
> will be highly irritated and will commit suicide.
>
> Balachandar Method :
> Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and! lioness fall in love 
with
> each
> other. Sendanother lioness in to the forest, followed by another 
lion.
> First
> lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd 
lioness.
> But
> 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into 
the
> forest. You dont understand right... ok.... read it after 15 yrs, 
then
> also
> u wont !
>
> Bharathiraja Method:
> Send Napolean and he will kill it with a "Thirupacchi aruva".
>
> Shankar method:
> Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill  it in a good scenic
> location.
>
> Vijaykanth method:
> Bring 5 more lions. Fight with them and kill all of them except 
one.Then
>
> talk patriotism in a high volume to the remaining Lion. This lion 
will
> invariable "die" and become a cow.
>
> T.Rajendar method:
> Bring one lioness. Make ur lion to fall in love with the 
lioness.arrange
> for
> some 6 or 7 songs (make sure that none of them are duets).... Finally
> see to
> that the love is! broken. lion will die of love failure
>
> Shah rukh khan method:
> Release a film like 'ASHOKA" and make the lion to watch the
> movie more than once.
>
> Govinda method:
> Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
>
> Rahul dravid method:
> Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1
> run.
>
> Menaka gandhi method:
> Save the lion from a danger and feed him with  some vegetables
> continously.
>
> George bush method:
> Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him
>
>
>
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